Unfaithful vs Bus Drivers (5485 views)

ca monkey
ca punkk
ca Brisk
us VizZioN
us Sl!ck
us ceres
us Bliss
ca extend
us ouch
us N3gat!ve
us Axcess
08.09.11 04:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth -+ punkk 46 kills
Killing Spree [NAg]SLJ! 7 frags without being killed
Accountant -+ GodKillThemAll 122% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! -+ punkk 9 gibs
...and stay dead! |.=.| cerium 21% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning |.=.| Bliss 36 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! |.=.| cerium 16 SPAM kills
Fragstealer |.=.| BabyQuackers 89 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! |.=.| EXTEND 161 damage per frag
What objective? -+ GodKillThemAll 249 XP
Red Shirt -+ Brisk 60 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? |.=.| EXTEND 18 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore -+ VizZioN 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut -+ punkk 4 team kills
Gingerbread man |.=.| Bliss 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
-+ punkk11824446399045600349723851/014/523/2411/613112744
-+ Brisk4114725605101050164289360/00/021/464/620170213
-+ VizZioN1002113534310240135846720/02/333/200/811516769
-+ GodKillThemAll12224945373011266054673550/15/133/175/614712675
[NAg]SLJ!802182430102942853965600/02/322/162/217913275
[NAg]SLJ!87106917520021273825922237456081/023/3132/1622/215512457
|.=.| cerium53167285162212498848963710/05/68/2516/71789236
|.=.| EXTEND54134285220212417661671450/05/924/271/5149119318
|.=.| Bliss9020243484011666715249700/03/136/275/415510955
|.=.| N3gat!ve661112538301925794547511/12/823/251/410312037
|.=.| BabyQuackers74722533210113014187500/00/219/174/11215535
|.=.| 6668614922217366021428227346371/015/2110/1727/11419938
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-+ punkk16414028174013401720202231/06/014/147/1KDDDDKKKKDKKKDTKKDDK/K/KD/KKKDKKDKKKDKXKKDKKKKD
-+ Brisk5676916200621671498180/00/07/82/2KDKK/DD///DKDDKDK/DKK/KDD
-+ VizZioN214159157200024072303720/00/015/50/2DKDDKKDKKKKKKDKKKKKDDK
-+ GodKillThemAll1711552414201640832258550/04/020/61/2DDKDKKKK/KKDXKKK/KDK/DKKKKKKK/D/KTKKKDK/
[NAg]SLJ!18513113700032483132100/01/011/41/0D/KDKDKKKKKKKDKKK/K/
[NAg]SLJ!15866189611002181515794003681/011/067/3711/7
|.=.| cerium558211202013236626822170/00/34/108/4KDKDKKDDKDKDDDDKTD/DDDDK/DD/KDKK
|.=.| EXTEND20546300004179736961400/00/66/180/2KKDD//DDDDDDDDDDDDDKDDDKDD/DK/DDDKDD
|.=.| Bliss521051121201523603326300/01/111/130/3KDKD/K/DDKDDKKDKDKD/DTXKDD/D/KDKDD
|.=.| N3gat!ve181731600135602265510/10/25/170/3DD//DDDKDDX/DDKDXTDDDDDKKDDDDDD
|.=.| 362583187403157083119694380/11/1226/588/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-+ punkk7810411145022198629521620/03/39/61/3TDDDKKK/K/DDDKKKKDDDTDDDKKK
-+ Brisk50711428310428492791180/00/012/242/2D/D/DDKDDKDKDKXDDDKDKSDD/KD/KDXDKDKDDDDKKKDKD
-+ VizZioN5552101811011606354300/01/29/120/2KDDDDKDDDKKSKDDKKKKDXDDD/DDDKD
-+ GodKillThemAll7394111510052522241500/11/16/71/1XKD/KDK/DK/KK/DKD/KKKDDDDDK
[NAg]SLJ!5387815102418022644600/01/19/90/1KD/DDDK/DTDK/DKDTKKDKD/KD
[NAg]SLJ!62408549011241610765143452400/16/745/584/9
|.=.| cerium528510194018262222141540/03/24/93/1/K/KDK/K/KKDDTDDKD/K/XD/D/DKDKD
|.=.| EXTEND8680131520162379247150/03/111/80/1DKK/KKKDDDK/KXDDDKKK//DTK/KK/D
|.=.| Bliss909720222001043111923400/00/018/102/1/D//DKKKKDKD/K/DK/KDDK/DDKKKK/KDKKKK/KD/KD
|.=.| N3gat!ve10094141430052019228201/02/210/61/0KK/KDKDKKDDKKD/K/KDKDK/KD/KD
|.=.| BabyQuackers7772172221083014187500/00/213/102/0K/D//DKKD/KKDKDKDKDDKD/K/DKD/KKKSK/KDKD
|.=.| 81428749213123714345107651991/08/756/438/3
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-+ punkk8707800100000/05/20/43/2DKKDDKTKKDKDDKDD
-+ Brisk12021600000000/00/02/140/2DDDDDDDDDDDDDKDDKD
-+ VizZioN111010900010000/01/19/30/4DKKKX/DDDKKDKKKDKKD
-+ GodKillThemAll125010800010000/00/07/43/3KDKK/DDKDKKKDDKKDK
[NAg]SLJ!3703800020000/00/22/31/1KDDK/DDKD/D
[NAg]SLJ!740324900140000/06/520/287/12
|.=.| cerium58071202010000/02/10/65/2KKKDSDKD/SDKKKDDDDD
|.=.| EXTEND12809700120000/02/27/11/2KKDK/DKKKTKDDK/KD
|.=.| Bliss240012500010000/02/07/43/0DKK/DKKKKKKDDKKKK
|.=.| N3gat!ve10008800010000/00/48/20/1KD/DDKXKDKKDDKKK
|.=.| BabyQuackers72081100030000/00/06/72/1K/KDKDD/KK/KDKKDDDD
|.=.| 1200444302180000/06/728/2011/6

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Player Chats
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: HEY LETS WAIT 45 MINUTES FOR A FIFTH
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: 5TH RIGHT HERE BLISS
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: DONT WORRY
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: 1v1 IRL?
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: Say that to my face fucker, not online, see what happens.
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: Say that to my face fucker, not online, see what happens.
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: 1v1 IRL?
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: Say that to my face fucker, not online, see what happens.
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: Say that to my face fucker, not online, see what happens.
|.=.| EXTEND [Warmup]: 1V1 IRL?
|.=.| EXTEND [Warmup]: 1V1 IRL?
|.=.| EXTEND [Warmup]: 1V1 IRL?
[NAg]giZmoOo@ninja:D [Warmup]: WTF
[NAg]SLJ! [Warmup]: raging on vent
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: LOL
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: out of nowhere
-+ punkk [Warmup]: Is Slick an acceptable ringer for you guys?
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: anim like 7 minutes late on that rage
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: sure
[NAg]SLJ! [Warmup]: i suck
-+ punkk [Warmup]: Somehow anim isnt eh?
|.=.| EXTEND [Warmup]: yes
-+ GodKillThemAll [Warmup]: ok rockstar coming
[NAg]giZmoOo@ninja:D [Warmup]: ouch says he doesnt care
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: thats fine
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: but not brandon
[NAg]SLJ! [Warmup]: LOL
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: lmao
|.=.| cerium [Warmup]: we got bdmatt coming
|.=.| cerium [Warmup]: u want him?
-+ GodKillThemAll [Warmup]: no
-+ punkk [Warmup]: Ouch says its ok?
|.=.| cerium [Warmup]: hell replace brandon
[NAg]SLJ! [Warmup]: lol matt doesnt even try
-+ VizZioN [Warmup]: tomun would want matt
|.=.| cerium [Warmup]: u say its not get a 5th and lets go
|.=.| EXTEND [Warmup]: ouch's word is invalid
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: PUT ME IN COACH
[NAg]giZmoOo@ninja:D [Warmup]: ILL PLAY WITH MY LEFT HAND
[NAg]giZmoOo@ninja:D [Warmup]: ILL PLAY WITH 43 FPS
[NAg]SLJ! [Warmup]: he'll run around as a covy the whole map tryin to knife u all
[NAg]giZmoOo@ninja:D [Warmup]: ILL PLAY FOPS
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: just put me in and make me smg
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: problem solved
[NAg]SLJ! [Warmup]: thats a scary site
|.=.| cerium [Warmup]: yo punkk 2 minutes and we leave
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: you may get any ringer but brandon
[NAg]SLJ! [Warmup]: you on vent?
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: yea
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: you may get any ringer but brandon
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: listening to bn rage
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: you may get any ringer but brandon
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: you may get any ringer but brandon
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: you may get any ringer but brandon
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: you may get any ringer but brandon
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: you may get any ringer but brandon
-+ punkk [Warmup]: I KNOW
-+ punkk [Warmup]: HE wont get off...
[NAg]SLJ! [Warmup]: jus hop in and ring
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: ROFL
ROUCHR [Warmup]: HE MAD
ROUCHR [Warmup]: dude he's so mad
[NAg]SLJ! [Warmup]: LOL
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: shoutout to bN
-+ punkk [Countdown]: At first he was mad at me
[Countdown]: *** Visit http://www.tz-ac.com for more information!
[Countdown]: *** This server is running TZAC addon v0.17
[10:55]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:41]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:35]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[NAg]SLJ! [8:01]: LOL
[7:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[NAg]giZmoOo@ninja:D [7:22]: SLICK SPECINVITE 11
[6:53]: |.=.| N3gat!ve disconnected
[6:46]: |.=.| N3gat!ve connected
[5:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:39]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
|.=.| Bliss [0:12]: can jake play for ouch
|.=.| BabyQuackers [0:04]: ill smg only
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Intermission]: and i get 25 fps on radar
-+ punkk [Intermission]: sup with ouch?
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Intermission]: porn
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|.=.| EXTEND [Warmup]: 999
-+ punkk [Warmup]: its fine play smg
-+ punkk [Warmup]: :P
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: lol fu
-+ punkk [Warmup]: You offered it
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: i mean the :P
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: cuz u know i suck
-+ punkk [Warmup]: lol it wasnt for that
-+ punkk [Warmup]: but since you brought the subject
-+ punkk [Warmup]: :D
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Warmup]: dont laugh
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: HAHAHAH
|.=.| Bliss [Warmup]: LOLOLOL
[NAg]SLJ! [Warmup]: LOL
|.=.| EXTEND [Warmup]: whatta fag
-+ punkk [Warmup]: Axcess with a BD tag
-+ Brisk [Warmup]: we're laughing with you, it's an infectious joy
-+ punkk [Countdown]: OMFG
[Countdown]: *** Visit http://www.tz-ac.com for more information!
[Countdown]: *** This server is running TZAC addon v0.17
[11:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:47]: Axis team locked by |.=.| BabyQuackers
[10:33]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[10:25]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:39]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
|.=.| BabyQuackers [2:42]: oh yea
[1:08]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:51 (original: 12:00)
|.=.| Bliss [Intermission]: gg
|.=.| BabyQuackers [Intermission]: gg
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[11:18]: Axis team locked by |.=.| BabyQuackers
[10:40]: Allies capture the factory district!
[10:20]: ROUCHR disconnected
[10:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:57]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[9:52]: The side gate has been built!
[9:52]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[9:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:04]: The side gate has been destroyed!
|.=.| cerium [8:56]: sic
|.=.| cerium [8:55]: shot

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.