emo.et.pwn vs eSrael (5422 views)

hr Defcut
fi Ilyasviel
tr nubShot
gb Smurftang
gb Stinger
gb tomo
il artlove
il destiny
il Zer4tuL
il Ranje
il TeRm1
il dEEpO
il pzdKK
06.04.09 20:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth eSr.TeRm111111 61 kills
Killing Spree emo,SMARFTUNG 6 frags without being killed
Accountant eSr.Ranje 109% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! eSr.destiny 22 gibs
...and stay dead! eSr.destiny 55% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning eSr.Ze-RA-tUl 39 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! emo,SMARFTUNG 36 SPAM kills
Fragstealer moe,ilyasviel 149 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! eMo,nubSHot 246 damage per frag
What objective? eSr.dEEEpOo 301 XP
Red Shirt emo,SMARFTUNG 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eMo,nubSHot 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore eSr.dEEEpOo 191 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut eSr.destiny 5 team kills
Gingerbread man eMo,StInGeR 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
eSr.destiny822754047222510658069654690/05/427/2313/1016514244
eSr.pzdKK842664250140410818563492401/11/239/315/719512744
eSr.dEEEpOo9830141424012727778102660/14/835/233/917718646
eSr.Ranje1092974844140110802457421080/10/637/2212/916713164
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl10026545451501863547879860/01/439/226/1414117535
eSr.TeRm1111111032826159180412979162056580/031/102/2931/716110565
eSr.9616862772878721652462114095018271/042/10179/2970/716814455
emo,art59212366180012561373502520/02/929/273/1415612045
eMo,nubSHot36166226120010489687503050/02/717/333/1222314329
emo,Tomo54233315760112580684992761/01/1029/251/1218714937
eMo,StInGeR802564050100314815172613420/03/538/252/720414535
moe,ilyasviel792224557150112725179601701/05/633/287/1116114059
emo,SMARFTUNG882635965132212923363914020/021/50/3736/101569567
mo661352233351542772409504621117472/034/5146/3752/1018113247
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eSr.destiny806012159104156121141530/01/18/73/3DKX//DKD/DKKDDKDDDKDKK/SKKKK
eSr.pzdKK66731015201523792198270/01/18/72/2/TKKD//KKD/KD/DDKKDDKKDDKD
eSr.dEEEpOo73891115200022272550540/03/27/61/6KKKDDDDDDKDKDDKDDDKKDKKKDD
eSr.Ranje76881013600219821606460/00/28/52/4KK/DD/KDDDDKDKDKDKDKKKD
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl10784141370031953214200/00/010/74/3KXKDDK/KKDKK/KDKKD/KDKDKDDDK
eSr.TeRm1111118380151850122200175890/09/32/105/0KDTKK/KDDDKDDK/KDDKKKDDDDDKKDKDKKD
eSr.81474728931121612302123682890/014/943/4217/18
emo,art807312151003181119131260/00/48/62/3DDD/KDKKK/K/KXDKDKDKKKKDDDDD
eMo,nubSHot2950517000214412524180/00/45/80/3DDDDDDKDKKDDDDKKD/D/DD
emo,Tomo66741015300417752503900/01/49/50/2/KDKKKDK/DKDKDDD/KDKD/KDD
eMo,StInGeR6665812303419931742820/01/110/60/1KD/TKDKTDK/DK/KKD/TDKDD
moe,ilyasviel9372151640052665174900/00/111/74/4D/DDKKKKK/XK/DKKDKDKK/DK/DKDKKDD
emo,SMARFTUNG11066222061042683187100/08/10/1211/3KDDDDDKKKKDDKK/KKK/DDDSKKKDKKK/XKDDDKK/KKKD
mo74400729517132212368123023160/010/1543/4417/16

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eSr.destiny6646812710213721463180/00/06/72/3/KDKKDDKSK/DDKDDDKXKD
eSr.pzdKK10758141340121831124870/00/013/102/1/KDDKKDKKDDDDKKKKD/KDKKDKTDK
eSr.dEEEpOo756768001114481746390/01/25/31/2D/KKDDKTDKDDKKD
eSr.Ranje12373161320032197153500/10/211/75/1/KKDKKDKKDKDDKD/XKKKKKKDDDK/DK
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl1006499600215082093510/00/08/61/2DKDDKK//KKDDKKKDDKX
eSr.TeRm1111111208818155016322814791650/010/10/78/1/DK//KKK//DDKK/KDKKDKKKDKKKKDKDTKD
eSr.9939671702413161158495642800/111/543/4019/10
emo,art78721114200313731689360/00/411/30/4/KDDDKDKK//DKDKDKDKKDKDKD
eMo,nubSHot2849414200211672229180/00/03/91/3KDDDDDKKD//DDDDDKD
emo,Tomo575181400021437207400/00/17/71/4KKDKK/KDDDDDKDDDDKK/DD
eMo,StInGeR6455914100321731886540/01/17/91/1KDKKDDKDKK//DDDKDDKD/KD
moe,ilyasviel116601412300119472043821/02/210/61/2DDK/KKDKDKKKDDKDDDKKKDKKDK
emo,SMARFTUNG3550720110514671663340/02/30/75/4/D/DKDDDKDKKS/DDD/DKK/KDDDD
mo633375388910169564115842241/05/1138/419/18
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eSr.destiny11315117155054318224542620/04/211/67/4KKKTDKDKKDDTDK/DDTDKKDKDTK/XD/KKKK/TKK
eSr.pzdKK931031516600129231868360/10/115/120/2KDKDDKDKDDKDDDK/XDKKKDKDKKDKDKKD
eSr.dEEEpOo1209318152001255827281190/00/317/111/1DKDKDKDKDDKDDKDDKDKKK/DKKKKDDKKXKK
eSr.Ranje107891514601430612118620/00/213/73/4K/KXKDKDKDKDK/KXDK/KKDDKDXKDTKK/D
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl94861819101320992835350/01/318/70/7KKTKXKDKKKDKKK/DDKDDD/DDDDKD/KKKDKKDDKD
eSr.TeRm1111111159122198023331121734840/09/50/715/6KDDKDKK//KKKKKKDDKDDKKDDDDTXTKKDK/KDDDKKKDKKX
eSr.1076131059828091617134141769980/114/1674/5026/24
emo,art3940923500514322558360/00/08/121/6DDDDKDDD/KDKDDKDK//KD/DKDK/DDKDD
eMo,nubSHot434310230004152432251610/02/27/151/3DDKKDKDDDDKKDDKD/DD/D/DDKDKDK/KDDX
emo,Tomo45829202014203829171861/00/49/90/3DDKKDKDKD/DDKDK/DD/DKDKKDDD/DT
eMo,StInGeR10010219195005296528041380/01/317/81/4KDKKDKDKKDK/DKDKKXKKDK/DK/DDKDKDKDK/DK/
moe,ilyasviel47671123701422593318880/03/37/132/3DDK/KDKDDKDKDTKDK/KDK/KDDK/DDDDDDDD
emo,SMARFTUNG1261132419600039582312300/09/10/1515/3KDKDKDDKDDKDKKKDKKKDKKKDDKKKKKKDDKKDKDDDDKD
mo674478212725022214176171346391/015/1348/7220/22

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eSr.destiny6018351000465934360/00/12/31/0DKDKDDKD
eSr.pzdKK5032362022105210351701/00/03/21/2TDK/KDDKD/T
eSr.dEEEpOo150526400001044786540/10/16/30/0DDKKDKKDKKX
eSr.Ranje1754774000178448300/00/05/32/0DDDKKK/KKKK
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl1003144100079480900/00/13/21/2XDDKKDKKD
eSr.TeRm1111118523670001105279500/03/10/53/0DDKK/KDDDKKKD
eSr.10320329304024519148422601/13/419/188/4
emo,art44274900019971190540/02/12/60/1KDK/KDDKDDDDD
eMo,nubSHot42243700027647721080/00/12/11/3/KDDDK/KDD
emo,Tomo5026481002556100500/00/14/40/3KXK/DD/XDDKDKD
eMo,StInGeR80344510021020829680/00/04/20/1KK/D/KDKD
moe,ilyasviel832356100238085000/00/05/20/2KKK/DK/DKDD
emo,SMARFTUNG1003466002311255453380/02/00/35/0TK/KDK/KT/KDKD
mo67168264130212484251915680/04/317/186/10

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Player Chats
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: sd
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: sd ourz
moe,ilyasviel [Warmup]: STD
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: std!
emo,art [Warmup]: what is sd
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: whats std
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: supply..
eSr.Ranje [Warmup]: Sunken Temple ?
emo,art [Warmup]: o oke
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: Daybreak please
emo,art [Warmup]: thx 4 tell
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: stalngrad
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: urs?
eSr.Ranje [Warmup]: i can boost you with my pro spriest
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: mlb_Daybreak
moe,ilyasviel [Warmup]: ":D"
emo,art [Warmup]: Used Slots: 2
emo,Tomo [Warmup]: wtb sunken temple boost
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [Warmup]: for fuck sake
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: whats ur map art
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [Warmup]: choose map?
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: today
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: ur
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: map
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: ?
emo,art [Warmup]: will tell after this :>
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: u must say now
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [Warmup]: read rules
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [Warmup]: u have to tell now
emo,art [Warmup]: :D
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: u are fucked up
emo,art [Warmup]: im kidding
emo,Tomo [Warmup]: :(
emo,art [Warmup]: officialy we're not here yet
moe,ilyasviel [Warmup]: yeah, this is our first prac
emo,art [Warmup]: I will keep you tense till 30
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: k so sd isnt ours!
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: will tell u in 8min
emo,art [Warmup]: XD
emo,art [Warmup]: np
emo,art [Warmup]: i like surprises
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: tell me again why we are in the srv 15minutes before
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: ?
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: NO LIFES?
emo,SMARFTUNG [Warmup]: we love et
emo,Tomo [Warmup]: warmup heroes
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [Warmup]: to argue
emo,art [Warmup]: u tell me
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [Warmup]: :P
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: our map is
emo,Tomo [Warmup]: go on
emo,art [Warmup]: our map is
emo,art [Warmup]: battery
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: no
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: ours is battery
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: ours is
emo,art [Warmup]: ITS NOT IN THE MAPPOOL SO NO
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: tbh
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: our
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: our
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: k ur
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: no u
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: k cut the bullshit
eMo,nubSHot [Warmup]: nah ur
emo,art [Warmup]: you
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: map now
emo,art [Warmup]: you
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: imo lets play valhalla twice
emo,art [Warmup]: map: b4_jerusalem_final
eSr.Ranje [Warmup]: #care about map
eSr.Ranje [Warmup]: just rdy up
emo,art [Warmup]: wait 7 mins for tacs
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: 6
eSr.Ranje [Warmup]: brb then 7 mins
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: ur clock sucks
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: so, map?
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: URS?
emo,art [Warmup]: gr
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: idiots
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: sd and gr
moe,ilyasviel [Warmup]: abuse
moe,ilyasviel [Warmup]: reported
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: art not using full nick
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: forfeit
emo,art [Warmup]: no u
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: no way!
emo,art [Warmup]: idan ma amarta le jesus she ani angli XDXDXD
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: XDXDXD
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: ata angli :{
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: SHALAM ROFL
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: ata gruzini
eSr.pzdKK [Warmup]: ata israeli
eSr.pzdKK [Warmup]: !
eSr.pzdKK [Warmup]: 98 ping
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: tahzor le UK!
eSr.Ranje [Warmup]: ata feeder
eSr.pzdKK [Warmup]: != uk
emo,art [Warmup]: american
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: ke ah
eSr.pzdKK [Warmup]: american now?
emo,art [Warmup]: told u earlier
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: Chinese next
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: so destiny, map?
emo,art [Warmup]: termi canadian 150 ping
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: orly?
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: tell me moar
eMo,nubSHot [Warmup]: gimme gimme more
emo,art [Warmup]: has aids
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: gimme gimme
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: gimme
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: gimme gimme moar
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: hit me baby one more time
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: oops i did it again
emo,art [Warmup]: change in palns
emo,art [Warmup]: map is adlershit
emo,SMARFTUNG [Warmup]: plans also
eSr.Ranje [Warmup]: change in plans
eSr.pzdKK [Warmup]: k
eMo,nubSHot [Warmup]: ~Not-Ready!
eSr.pzdKK [Warmup]: we take fueldump
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: destiny, you there?
moe,ilyasviel [Warmup]: we got TACTICS for Adlernest
eSr.Ranje [Warmup]: you are a cs clan
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: gr!
eSr.Ranje [Warmup]: who plays adlernast
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: i already told my mom its supply and goldrush
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: u cant change :{
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [Warmup]: Ranje's nade. Nading since 2004!
emo,art [Warmup]: i will tell her tonight we changed plans and its ok
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: ITS AWWWWRIGHT
emo,Tomo [Warmup]: TOMOS SMG
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: so adler or gr?
emo,Tomo [Warmup]: SHOOTING YOUR FACE SINCE 4 minutes ago
eMo,nubSHot [Warmup]: sp
emo,art [Warmup]: adlerrush
moe,ilyasviel [Warmup]: Pieman's Dick
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: u got 15seconds !
emo,art [Warmup]: 5
emo,art [Warmup]: 4
emo,art [Warmup]: 3
emo,art [Warmup]: 2
emo,art [Warmup]: 1
emo,art [Warmup]: goldnest
eMo,nubSHot [Warmup]: adlah
emo,art [Warmup]: adler yes sure
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: its been 15sec now and u dont have a map, forfeit.
emo,art [Warmup]: fack
eSr.pzdKK [Warmup]: fack u
emo,art [Warmup]: u
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: fake u too
emo,SMARFTUNG [Warmup]: FOOLED YOU!!
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: Tanned warriors
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: so gold?
emo,art [Warmup]: CHANGE IN PLANS
emo,art [Warmup]: it's neither adler and gr
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: care
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: take sillyctf
emo,SMARFTUNG [Warmup]: i'd love to play beach if its an option
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: go to rtcw and hf @ beach
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: CHOCOJUMp
emo,SMARFTUNG [Warmup]: NO RNADES IN BEACH SRY
emo,art [Warmup]: hf @ keep
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [Warmup]: i'd love u to push the "ready up" button thx
emo,art [Warmup]: yeah tell deepo
eMo,StInGeR [Warmup]: whos map 1st!??!
emo,art [Warmup]: their
eSr.dEEEpOo [Warmup]: ?
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: nu ma a mapa?? ..
emo,art [Warmup]: adler ma ata ??
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: ani destiny
emo,art [Warmup]: no u
emo,SMARFTUNG [Warmup]: OMFG READY UP NUBZZZZZZZ
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: ye sme
emo,art [Warmup]: no u
emo,SMARFTUNG [Countdown]: jesus xx
eSr.destiny [Countdown]: OMG WE STARTED
eSr.pzdKK [Countdown]: hi
eSr.destiny [Countdown]: EMS QUALI #1!
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [Countdown]: hf
emo,art [Countdown]: shoutouts to destiny and jesus
eMo,nubSHot [Countdown]: Have FUN!
[14:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:33]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:49]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[11:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[11:08]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
eSr.dEEEpOo [10:04]: Lol :>
[10:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[9:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[9:43]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[7:00]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:59
eSr.pzdKK [Warmup]: shoutout to noodle and hefty
eSr.destiny [Warmup]: shoutout to my mom and dad
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: ÆÂ
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: :D
emo,art [Warmup]: shoutouts to nobody
eSr.pzdKK [Warmup]: shotout to your mom
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [Countdown]: hf
eSr.Ranje [Countdown]: shoutouts to sentinel
eSr.destiny [Countdown]: hi mom, look im in ETTV!
[7:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:09]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[4:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:10]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:58]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
eSr.destiny [2:03]: <21:41:56> <blitZiii> nice xp
eMo,nubSHot [1:52]: :D
eSr.dEEEpOo [1:42]: Lol :>
[1:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
eSr.pzdKK [1:19]: THE FLOOR IS MOVING
eSr.pzdKK [1:17]: wtf
[1:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
eMo,nubSHot [0:43]: Have FUN!
[0:14]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
eSr.destiny [0:12]: KILL ALL!
moe,ilyasviel [0:11]: (¯3¯)
moe,ilyasviel [0:10]: (¯3¯)
eSr.destiny [0:10]: KILL
moe,ilyasviel [0:10]: (¯3¯)
moe,ilyasviel [0:10]: (¯3¯)
eSr.destiny [0:09]: KILL
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:59)
eSr.TeRm111111 [Warmup]: map?
moe,ilyasviel [Countdown]: LET'S FRAG
eMo,nubSHot [9:58]: Have FUN!
eSr.destiny [8:46]: :>
emo,art [7:01]: lo0l
emo,art [7:00]: lo0l
emo,art [7:00]: lo0l
emo,art [7:00]: lo0l
emo,art [7:00]: lo0l
emo,art [7:00]: lo0l
[5:15]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:58]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:02]: Main blast door opening!
[3:54]: Main blast door closing!
[3:38]: Main blast door opening!
[2:24]: Main blast door closing!
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [0:06]: òòã
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [0:04]: ggs
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
eSr.destiny [Intermission]: <21:41:56> <blitZiii> nice xp
eMo,nubSHot [Warmup]: Have FUN!
moe,ilyasviel [8:47]: pb : (
[8:28]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:21]: Main blast door opening!
[8:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:12]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
emo,SMARFTUNG [7:09]: gg
eSr.destiny [7:05]: :D:D
eMo,nubSHot [6:39]: G
[6:38]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:21 (original: 10:00)
eMo,nubSHot [Intermission]: G
eSr.destiny [Intermission]: wp :)
eMo,StInGeR [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: emo,SMARFTUNG disconnected
eSr.Ze-RA-tUl [Intermission]: wp
eMo,StInGeR [Intermission]: Enjoy Big Urtier
emo,art [Intermission]: wp
eSr.TeRm111111 [Intermission]: bb
emo,Tomo [Intermission]: eatier
[Intermission]: eSr.TeRm111111 disconnected
[Intermission]: emo,art disconnected
moe,ilyasviel [Intermission]: : D
[Intermission]: eSr.pzdKK disconnected
[Intermission]: eMo,nubSHot disconnected

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