Cortana vs pstarZ (6888 views)

hr Calisto
hr frozz
mt Toxic
gb tyyrd
hr adi
hr rimi
hr suVi
fr Bruceh
be chry
pl Dolar
pl errol
be Player
be Sh1zzle
pl uf0l
26.05.09 21:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth pstarZrZa 40 kills
Killing Spree pstarZchry 8 frags without being killed
Accountant pstarZrZa 118% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! pstarZSquash 15 gibs
...and stay dead! pstarZSquash 41% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning pstarZrZa 33 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! pstarZSquash 21 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pstarZrZa 150 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! pstarZMr.Dolar 248 damage per frag
What objective? pstarZrZa 269 XP
Red Shirt pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT 49 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cor,frozz 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cor,tyyrd 181 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT 6 team kills
Gingerbread man cor,rimi =))))))))))))))) 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cor,adi >:8j4912124496024435855353690/06/58/2712/1318211327
cor,tyyrd8823929323102602358752230/03/623/183/620817856
cor,calisto882543540500659496710540/04/230/231/917016865
cor,rimi =)))))))))))))))86177364191117620852141440/00/229/185/417212437
cor,frozz671642639701249116710650/00/322/292/718917248
cor,suVi762033546900955606580860/02/728/205/715914357
cor,74115818524739244033009366249410/015/7140/2028/718015047
pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT67211334970613712264513660/05/430/264/621613237
pstarZrZa11826940341000960375734840/02/033/224/315116955
pstarZSquash881903742150110627549201700/011/36/2621/717011737
pstarZufolek7822031405039527561491820/06/422/236/517015445
pstarZchry90224374180010682349062630/01/627/206/518412085
pstarZMr.Dolar74168283811028509248497230/02/022/286/318212844
pstarZ8412822062445601259366243300917880/027/0140/2847/317913756
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cor,adi >:8j41275122010114010881400/03/00/73/5TDKDDKDDKDDDDKDDKD
cor,tyyrd116657610011495997580/00/27/20/1DKK/DDKDKKKDK
cor,calisto1224611920001325163400/01/110/40/4KDDKKKKKKDDKDKDKDDDK
cor,rimi =)))))))))))))))1114210951131275944560/00/17/33/0K/KDK//KKDDTKDKSKKKD
cor,frozz30303100001669162500/00/01/61/5K/XKDDKDDXDDDDD
cor,suVi3844513400312761976860/00/15/60/3/DDDDDDKD/KKD/DKKD
cor,76254415914128718082643400/04/530/287/18
pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT6355711301417601529830/00/27/41/1DKTK/KDK/KK/DDDDK/DX
pstarZrZa180689550009071297540/01/06/42/1KDKDKKKKKDKDDK
pstarZSquash91441112801316001213980/04/10/98/0K/DXDK/DKKDDKDKKDKKKD/KTD
pstarZufolek886089200313561126900/01/04/43/2KDDD/DKDK/KKKK/DK
pstarZchry185721372002180677600/00/29/23/1/KK/DDKDKKKKKKKKDKKD
pstarZMr.Dolar182221140028351239680/00/02/70/1DDDKDD/DKDD/D
pstarZ1043215055240214826471803930/06/528/3017/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cor,adi >:8j661669101080610111680/02/20/45/3KKDDDKKDDDDDKTKD
cor,tyyrd8746780001119212291080/00/27/20/3/KDDKDKDKDKDKDK
cor,calisto8544671000809110300/01/15/40/2DDKDKKKKDDDKD
cor,rimi =)))))))))))))))1334186200116601290340/00/05/52/2DKXKDK/KDKDKDKXK
cor,frozz6022610101010121340120/00/27/70/1KKDDTDKDKDDKDDKDD
cor,suVi8343101230011558195700/00/38/52/2DKDKDDKDDDDKK/KKKKDKDD
cor,8621243528023703779303220/03/1032/279/13
pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT1505096203215209671010/04/06/42/1KKKDTKXKDK/TK/DKTKD
pstarZrZa1115610940021627107300/00/07/52/1KD//KKDDKKDKKDKDKKD
pstarZSquash1373311840011380943360/05/20/46/4DKKXKX/KDKKDDKKKXDDKKD
pstarZufolek5438611101110781569200/02/04/101/1DKKDT/DKKKXDDDDKDDD
pstarZchry905510112001148015081080/00/29/61/2DKKD/DDKKDKDKKDDKKDKD
pstarZMr.Dolar60473520108459771880/00/03/51/0DTKDKDDDK
pstarZ100279495015057793070374530/011/429/3413/9
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cor,adi >:8j5642916200214241594430/01/15/103/3D/DKKDKKDDDDDD/KDKDDKKDKD
cor,tyyrd1227711920002203168900/01/27/63/1DKKKKKDKDDKDDKDKKDKD
cor,calisto1129098000216591551360/01/08/50/1DDKDKDK/KDKKKKDK/
cor,rimi =)))))))))))))))80498102006159989700/00/07/40/0/DDD/K//KDKK/KK/KK
cor,frozz1145687100115701362170/00/06/60/0DKDDDKKKKDKDK/K
cor,suVi10862131200041982115900/00/210/53/1K/K/DKKDKDKDKDKDKDKKDK/K/
cor,99376586270015104378252960/03/543/369/6
pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT42508192014157019871260/00/19/100/3KDKK/DDDDDK/K/DDD/DDKKDDDTKD
pstarZrZa88888910031454171300/01/07/70/0KDKDKK/KK/KDKDD/DX
pstarZSquash616681320031671165400/01/03/74/3KKDKDKDKDDKKDKD/D/D/D
pstarZufolek585871200238942075540/00/29/50/1/KDKKDKKD/DDKDDTD/TDK
pstarZchry4244614300412191686180/01/04/81/1DKDK/KD/D/DKDDKDDK/D
pstarZMr.Dolar100551010200214441322830/02/07/91/1/DDDKKDK/KKKKXKDKXDDKD
pstarZ6536147771003198252104372810/05/339/466/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cor,adi >:8j333641210029881842180/00/23/61/2DK/KD/KDDDDDDDKD
cor,tyyrd445149010011331960570/02/02/80/1DDDDDDKKDDKKSD
cor,calisto5674916200421562422180/01/07/101/2DDKD/KDK/K/DD/DKKDDKDDDKK
cor,rimi =)))))))))))))))62451016000716742083540/00/110/60/2KKDKK//D/KDKDKKDK//DDD/DK/
cor,frozz7556912500016602383360/00/18/101/1DKKKDDDDKDKDDDKDKKKDD
cor,suVi7754792001744148800/02/15/40/1DKK/DKDDDDKDKDKK
cor,5831643741010148355121781830/05/535/443/9
pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT6956913001322721968560/01/18/81/1DTDDDDKK/KD/DK/KDKDKKKD
pstarZrZa118571311000420491651300/00/013/60/1KDKD//KKDK/K/KKKDDKKDKKD
pstarZSquash774779100316241110360/01/03/63/0K/DKDDKKD/KD/KKD
pstarZufolek12564108200219471379180/03/25/42/1KKKXDK/DDK/KKDKDKKD
pstarZchry885389100323189361370/00/25/41/1/K/KDK/KDKKDXKDDKD
pstarZMr.Dolar1084413123014196813113840/00/010/74/1KKDDDKDK/DKTKK/KK/KK/KDDKD
pstarZ983216062702191217883556610/05/544/3511/5

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Player Chats
pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT [Warmup]: 6th comin?
pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT [Warmup]: sup?
pstarZrZa [Warmup]: no decider
cor,suVi [Warmup]: rup
cor,adi >:8j [Countdown]: gl hf
cor,adi >:8j [Countdown]: shoutout iks and prasko
[11:40]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:39]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:30]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:30]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:59]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:57]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:02
pstarZchry [Warmup]: shoutout phil raul reaz and all the rest
[4:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:12]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[4:03]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:58]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[3:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:36]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:36]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:32]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:55]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:46]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:36]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:31]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:56]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:09]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:29]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:29]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:32 (original: 5:02)
pstarZufolek [Intermission]: gg
pstarZrZa [Intermission]: dave
pstarZSquash [Intermission]: gay
pstarZrZa [Intermission]: !
pstarZufolek [Countdown]: pozdro auth !!!!!!!!!
[11:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:49]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:33]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:06]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:07]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[9:07]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:07]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:07]: FIGHT!
[7:20]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[5:33]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:26
pstarZufolek [Intermission]: gg
pstarZchry [Intermission]: gg
pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT [Warmup]: that's what we fuckin call polish internet
pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT [Warmup]: :D
pstarZchry [Warmup]: to fast for you nigga
[Countdown]: Allies team locked from spectators by cor,frozz
[5:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:06]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[4:21]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[3:55]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[1:25]: Axis have returned the objective!
cor,calisto [0:50]: lol
pstarZchry [0:04]: gg
pstarZrZa [0:03]: DAVE
pstarZufolek [0:00]: wp
pstarZufolek [Intermission]: XD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:26)
pstarZPl@y3r KURWABOT [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: cor,rimi =))))))))))))))) disconnected
[Intermission]: pstarZrZa disconnected
[Intermission]: cor,frozz disconnected
[Intermission]: cor,adi >:8j disconnected
[Intermission]: pstarZufolek disconnected
[Intermission]: cor,suVi disconnected
[Intermission]: pstarZMr.Dolar disconnected
[Intermission]: pstarZchry disconnected
[Intermission]: pstarZSquash disconnected
[Intermission]: cor,tyyrd disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.