Lost Soldiers vs HESS eSports (5465 views)

de DanLanGo
de w0nd3r
de ducis
de qwik
de bitch
at hYp
de snip0
ch zeKxa
pl Sunny
nl drks
dk V!ke
us d'Man
nl Cheesie
01.06.09 21:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth lost^7bitchxL 67 kills
Killing Spree lost^7bitchxL 8 frags without being killed
Accountant lost^7AlfredoBomba 107% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! HESS.zeKxa 26 gibs
...and stay dead! HESS.zeKxa 51% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning lost^7bitchxL 81 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! lost^7snip0! 41 SPAM kills
Fragstealer lost^D^7qwikxL :) 109 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! HESS.Cheesie 253 damage per frag
What objective? lost^7AlfredoBomba 445 XP
Red Shirt ^PHESS.^WSunnySide 87 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? lost^wlangoxL 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore lost^7AlfredoBomba 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut lost^7snip0! 12 team kills
Gingerbread man lost^7snip0! 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
lost^7w0nd3rx?833415263210513786861914670/01/533/3414/141519847
lost^D^7qwikxL :)954036265240681032278698262/15/472/3111/1316612163
lost^7snip0!87333667411212259311629117600/033/50/3841/51418357
lost^7bitchxL1033246765230315713672112880/04/381/344/1010711185
lost^wlangoxL702574867192112747955102990/02/233/4818/1315680512
lost^7AlfredoBomba10744562582405181046898653890/04/462/263/716917066
lost90210335739212243291525844293740292/049/4281/2691/714811167
HESS.O+is55187417412014617488042700/018/84/5617/815111939
HESS.Cheesie35203267560026472121781480/01/1124/461/15249162210
^PHESS.^WSunnySide7135962878031211166135231890/12/463/520/1718015546
HESS.drks75289537013118815790622871/00/1245/387/1115412866
HESS.zeKxa6627751742633141017391634090/10/634/3920/1119911958
HESS.d'Man523463873170156738103084300/01/734/434/1617714169
HESS.591661271453824945488806303817331/022/7204/4349/1618513748
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
lost^7w0nd3rx?124167312512026417025781840/00/015/129/8KKKDDKKKKDK/K/K/KKDKKK/DTKDDDKDKDDDDDDKDDKKK/DK/KKTKKDKKKKX
lost^D^7qwikxL :)193191291511014413827341911/12/224/63/4/KK/KDKKK/KKKKKDKKDK/KKDDKXKKDXKKDDKKKDKKDKDKTK
lost^7snip0!103142292871512384124116060/015/30/1019/3K/KDDKK/K/D/DK/KK/KK/KT/TDKKDKKD/KDDTKDKDKDKDKK/TKKT/DDKKKK/XSK
lost^7bitchxL212189341610006451428461750/03/130/61/4KKDKKKKKKKKDKDKK/KDKKDKK/KK/DKKKKKDKKKXKK/D/DDKK/KK
lost^wlangoxL5411017319215383929302990/01/18/199/8S/DKKDDKD/KD/DDDDDXSXDDKD/KKKKDKKKTDDDDXKDKKX/DKDDDKD
lost^7AlfredoBomba115158221911019369129221570/01/120/72/3KKDDKKKKKKDXD/DK/KK/KDKK/KD/K/D/DDKTKKK/KK/
lost^1349571621346031042241931642116121/122/897/6043/30
HESS.O+is537514264010215331011400/07/40/208/3DDXDDKDKDDDKDKDKKDTKDKKDDKDDDDKDKDKDDDKDDD
HESS.Cheesie3686113050003333473300/01/79/191/4DDDKDDDDKDDKDDDKKDKDDKDKDKDKDDDDDDDDDDKDD
^PHESS.^WSunnySide56861832302329424922940/00/120/140/11DDDTDTKDKDDK/DDDKDKDDKK/KDDKKKDKDDDDKDKDDDK/DKKDDDKD
HESS.drks6571152351002552395901/00/412/142/4DKKDKKDDDDDDKDKKDDXKDKDDKDKDDSKKXDDDKKDD
HESS.zeKxa76951925721131663608670/10/211/149/5DKDKKDXKD/DKDDKDDSDKKDDDDKDDKDKKKKKDDKKTSDKDKDD
HESS.d'Man3712112325000227538701300/00/48/164/10DKKDDDDDDDDDKDDKDDDDDKKDKKKDDKDDDDDKDDDKDDDD
HESS.54534891682934416421241934311/18/2260/9724/37

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
lost^7w0nd3rx?50061200010000/00/05/91/2DDK/KKXDDKKDDDDDDK
lost^D^7qwikxL :)0480282012130917811460/01/118/84/2KKDDTKKKXKKKDK/KDKKDDKKKDKKKD/KDKKKD
lost^7snip0!607512202152190716704750/04/00/1412/1KDKDKDDKDTKDTDTKDDKDK/DDDKDKDDKDSTTK/
lost^7bitchxL158132060137781729770/01/120/112/1DKKDXDKKKX/DKKKDK/KKKKDKKDKDDTDKKKDKKK/
lost^wlangoxL50071400010000/00/06/81/4DDDKKXKDKDDDDDDK/DKKX
lost^7AlfredoBomba90831011001224032123320/01/110/90/1KDKDDKTK/DKDKDKDK/DKXKDX
lost^4428738105101811639773037300/07/359/5920/11
HESS.O+is602391530011117216400/01/14/111/3KDKXKDDDKDKD/KDDKDKDDKDDD
HESS.Cheesie3863513000010752431900/00/15/50/6DKDKDDDDDDDKKDDDKD
^PHESS.^WSunnySide65111132030022940342500/02/111/170/0DKKKKDDDDDKDDDDK/KDKK/KKKDDDDKDDD
HESS.drks100871616200120851617180/00/115/91/5KKDKDDDK/DKDDKDKDDKDKKKKKDKKDDDK
HESS.zeKxa758412169114281219001790/00/18/95/1KKDKTDK/KDKDKK/DK/KDDKD/SKDDD
HESS.d'Man1441051398001216516971580/00/213/50/1DDKDK/DKKKKDKKKKKKDKDD
HESS.8047368892511912194132344450/03/756/567/16
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
lost^7w0nd3rx?839810127030191117092650/01/28/94/1KDDTTTKDKDDDKDKKKDDDKKKDD
lost^D^7qwikxL :)150971510501122351758761/01/014/70/4D/KKKXKXKKDDDKKKDKDKKKKDDKDT
lost^7snip0!1257715120012187813042100/09/20/86/1DKKKKDKKK/K/DXDDDKDTDKKDKKKKD
lost^7bitchxL75541216700318442636360/00/011/101/3KD/D/KD/DDKKKDDKKDKKKDDDDKDK
lost^wlangoxL9173111270021571166000/01/16/94/1/KDKKKXK/KDKDDDDDKDDDKKKX
lost^7AlfredoBomba111103109501117111522210/01/110/40/3DDDK/KKDKKDTDDKKXKDKK
lost^10650273713106911150105896081/013/649/4715/13
HESS.O+is715110142001160015391300/05/20/95/2/DDKDDKDKKDKKKDKKDDDDKDD
HESS.Cheesie141621400016261894580/00/22/80/3/DKDDDDDDDDDDKDD
^PHESS.^WSunnySide11394171520052754227100/10/217/50/3//KKDDKDKKKK/K/KDKDKKDDKDK/KDKXKD
HESS.drks106711615600124891816180/00/313/102/1KKDKDDDDDK/KKDDKKKKDDDKKKKDDKKD
HESS.zeKxa805312156014224414441270/00/28/75/2K/KKDD/DDDKKDK/KKKDDKKK/DTDD
HESS.d'Man356051430028762186580/00/15/80/3DKDDDK/DDKDDDK/KDDD
HESS.70345628719011410589111503910/15/1245/4712/14

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
lost^7w0nd3rx?3576514200617871904180/00/35/40/3/D/XD/DK/XDKKDK/KDDX/D
lost^D^7qwikxL :)1506718126031264015964130/01/116/104/3DKKKXX/DTTKDDKKKKDKKKXDDKDKKDDKDTKKK
lost^7snip0!71391014201916859064690/05/00/64/0D//K/K/K/K/K/D/KDKKKDT/KDX
lost^7bitchxL1380181300230000/00/120/70/2DKTK/DKKXKDDDDKKKTKKKKDDDKKKK/KK/
lost^wlangoxL1307413103004206992000/00/013/124/0DDK/KDKKDK/KKKDKD/KKKDDDKK/KKDKDKD
lost^7AlfredoBomba10510120198026266332981790/01/122/61/0KKT/KKKDKK/DK/KTKKKDK/KDKK/KKK/DKKKDD
lost^105357848221082910844862410790/07/676/4513/8
HESS.O+is423881930021304200000/05/10/163/0/KDKDDDKD/DDDDDDKDKKDKDDDKD
HESS.Cheesie443881810011438312000/00/18/140/2KDDDDDDKDDDDKDKDKKDK/DKDDD
^PHESS.^WSunnySide70681420001225302905950/00/015/160/3KDTDDDDKKDKD/KDKDKDKKDKDDKDKXDDDDKK/
HESS.drks37606160016103116702510/00/45/52/1//DKDD/DD/KD/DKDDK/TDKK
HESS.zeKxa4445818400519512211360/00/17/91/3K/KDKKKDKDD/DDKDDDD//DDK/D
HESS.d'Man4460818101214222555840/01/08/140/2DXDKDKK/DDDKDKD/DDDKDTKDXKDDD
HESS.4730952109903189676144614660/06/743/746/11

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Player Chats
HESS.drks [Warmup]: tag up dudes
lost^7w0nd3rx? [Warmup]: heil snip0 my fireteam fuhrer
lost^7snip0! [Warmup]: 8D
lost^7w0nd3rx? [Warmup]: :DD
HESS.drks [Warmup]: bitch and cp medic
HESS.drks [Warmup]: wrong guids
HESS.drks [Warmup]: :S
lost^7w0nd3rx? [Warmup]: wat?
lost^7snip0! [Warmup]: lol fail
lost^7bitchxL [Warmup]: etpro doesnt matter
lost^wlangoxL [Warmup]: etpro is wayne dudes
lost^7bitchxL [Warmup]: cant put in my real guid cuz i has the vista bug
HESS.drks [Warmup]: lol
HESS.drks [Warmup]: w/e
lost^7bitchxL [Warmup]: 1000 people got my guide
lost^wlangoxL [Warmup]: vista users ftw :O
lost^7snip0! [Warmup]: windows sucks cock
lost^7bitchxL [Warmup]: yes
HESS.zeKxa [Warmup]: you got 24h to fix guids after match
HESS.zeKxa [Warmup]: rup
lost^wlangoxL [Warmup]: says who? :o
HESS.zeKxa [Warmup]: Says triton
HESS.zeKxa [Warmup]: CB admin
lost^7bitchxL [Warmup]: etpro guide doenst matter in any league
lost^7bitchxL [Warmup]: just pb guide is requestet
HESS.drks [Warmup]: yeah
HESS.drks [Warmup]: and rups too
HESS.drks [Warmup]: hf guys
HESS.Cheesie [Warmup]: players
HESS.Cheesie [Countdown]: gl hf
lost^7snip0! [Countdown]: hf & gl
lost^wlangoxL [Countdown]: no gl no hf
HESS.d'Man [Countdown]: shoutout to Milf!
[14:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:56]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
lost^7snip0! [12:55]: his
lost^7snip0! [12:56]: cat
lost^7snip0! [12:55]: xD
lost^wlangoxL [12:55]: :D
HESS.zeKxa [12:55]: ettv spawn time?
[12:56]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
lost^7snip0! [12:55]: xDDD
HESS.zeKxa [12:56]: ;d
lost^7snip0! [12:55]: he's flaming his cat
[12:56]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
lost^wlangoxL [12:56]: sluts?
HESS.drks [12:56]: push it off and unp
HESS.drks [12:56]: ffs
lost^wlangoxL [12:56]: ffs
[12:56]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[12:56]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
lost^wlangoxL [12:56]: cool story bros
[12:56]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
lost^7snip0! [12:56]: bet patient.
[12:56]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[12:56]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
lost^7w0nd3rx? [12:56]: .d
lost^7bitchxL [12:55]: +1
[12:56]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[12:56]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[12:56]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[12:56]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[12:56]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[12:56]: FIGHT!
[9:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:45]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:13]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:31]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:26]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:44]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:27]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:23]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:26]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:15]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
HESS.d'Man [1:23]: gg
lost^7snip0! [0:18]: oh hai
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
lost^D^7qwikxL :) [Intermission]: gg & wp
lost^7snip0! [Intermission]: die teamdamage habt ihr verdient
lost^7snip0! [Intermission]: alles
lost^7w0nd3rx? [Intermission]: :DDD
lost^7snip0! [Intermission]: bis auf den letzten
lost^7bitchxL [Intermission]: :D
HESS.d'Man [Warmup]: omg 22 viewer peak!
lost^7snip0! [Warmup]: wtf
lost^7bitchxL [Warmup]: Shoutout goes to: Puppe,milZ,mAsl,Astronauten Achi,Madi,DeVito,Sky,Split,Taav|,Techniker,Booni,Jeyaem,biNo,waYne,Henny,Masterrace,frucht,whine and www.outlaw-gaming.de
lost^7w0nd3rx? [Warmup]: awesome
[14:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:59]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:58]: The Tank has been damaged!
lost^7snip0! [13:55]: oh hai
[13:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:50]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[12:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
lost^7w0nd3rx? [11:05]: almost
HESS.zeKxa [7:11]: gg
[7:04]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
HESS.d'Man [6:44]: gg wp
lost^7w0nd3rx? [6:08]: habts spass?
[6:04]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:56 (original: 15:00)
lost^D^7qwikxL :) [Intermission]: gg & wp
lost^7snip0! [Intermission]: aaaaaaaa
lost^7w0nd3rx? [Intermission]: bbbbbbbbb
lost^7bitchxL [Intermission]: wp
lost^7snip0! [Intermission]: und wieder verdient
lost^7snip0! [Intermission]: alle 1081
lost^7w0nd3rx? [Intermission]: kurwa
lost^7w0nd3rx? [Warmup]: 1081
lost^7snip0! [14:53]: hf & gl
[13:13]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
lost^7snip0! [12:28]: shoutout to essah spatz
[12:26]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
lost^7snip0! [12:26]: 8D
[12:26]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[12:26]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[12:26]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[12:26]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[12:26]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[12:26]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[12:26]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[12:26]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[12:26]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[12:26]: FIGHT!
[12:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[12:01]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[11:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[10:59]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[10:23]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[9:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
lost^7w0nd3rx? [9:33]: yo dawg
[9:33]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
lost^7w0nd3rx? [9:33]: cool pause bro
lost^7snip0! [9:33]: HÖR
lost^7snip0! [9:33]: AUF
lost^7snip0! [9:33]: MIT
lost^7snip0! [9:33]: DEM
lost^7snip0! [9:33]: SCHEISS
lost^7w0nd3rx? [9:33]: XD
[9:33]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:33]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:33]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:33]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:33]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:33]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:33]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:33]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:33]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:33]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:33]: FIGHT!
[9:26]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[9:09]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[8:42]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:40]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:27]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
HESS.zeKxa [7:07]: gg
lost^7w0nd3rx? [6:42]: wp
[6:42]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:17
lost^D^7qwikxL :) [Intermission]: gg & wp
lost^7snip0! [Countdown]: ich werde gleich jemand umbringen in diesem haushalt
lost^7snip0! [Countdown]: fu ping fu
[5:55]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:07]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
lost^wlangoxL [2:46]: :X
lost^wlangoxL [2:41]: hf bb
[2:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
lost^7w0nd3rx? [1:29]: .ddddddD
[1:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
HESS.drks [1:06]: GGS
HESS.d'Man [1:04]: gg
HESS.zeKxa [1:03]: gg wp
[0:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
lost^7w0nd3rx? [0:03]: wp
lost^7snip0! [Intermission]: oh noez
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:17)
lost^D^7qwikxL :) [Intermission]: gg & wp
[Intermission]: HESS.drks disconnected
HESS.d'Man [Intermission]: thx for wars
[Intermission]: HESS.d'Man disconnected
[Intermission]: HESS.zeKxa disconnected
lost^wlangoxL [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: HESS.Cheesie disconnected
lost^7bitchxL [Intermission]: thx 4 game
HESS.O+is [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: HESS.O+is disconnected
[Intermission]: lost^langoxL disconnected
[Intermission]: lost^w0nd3rx? disconnected

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