Touch My Turd vs Disposable (3952 views)

us TY50N
es ACHTUN-G
us dr.pepper
se nordaN
se SvennebanaN
se jonas
SPECIAL PEOPLE 3ON3 CUP
GRAND FINAL
18.07.09 21:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth d-_-b jonas 70 kills
Killing Spree T(M)T dr.pepper 6 frags without being killed
Accountant T(M)T dr.pepper 106% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! T(M)T dr.pepper 17 gibs
...and stay dead! T(M)T dr.pepper 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning T(M)T dr.pepper 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! d-_-b SvNnEbnN 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer T(M)T AHTUN-G 159 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! d-_-b nordis fest? 352 damage per frag
What objective? d-_-b SvNnEbnN 462 XP
Red Shirt T(M)T TY50N 85 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? T(M)T TY50N 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore T(M)T dr.pepper 203 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut T(M)T AHTUN-G 2 team kills
Gingerbread man d-_-b jonas 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
T(M)T dr.pepper106440696517011513764121591950/14/560/394/419918768
T(M)T TY50N342742985401187634116153010/14/222/584/726313739
T(M)T AHTUN-G8934262701102161009898432300/04/358/472/516314165
T(M)T 73105616022032044931496336177260/012/3140/4710/520815557
d-_-b nordis fest?653494265901139982113961460/03/439/471/123817568
d-_-b jonas 963577073900181289311356680/05/559/483/318415646
d-_-b SvNnEbnN8246259711211181074287441232/02/344/4312/618212154
d-_-b 81116817120930124933617314963372/010/3142/4316/620115156
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
T(M)T dr.pepper1111042018500637263155750/01/018/111/2DKKK/KKKXK/KKK/DKDKKK/DDD/DKDKD/KDKKKDD
T(M)T TY50N35677200016183527841390/01/05/132/1DK/DKT/KK/D/DDD/DKD/DDKDDDKD
T(M)T AHTUN-G118981916300428952517360/01/018/110/1KDKKD/KD/KDDDKDK/KKKKKKDKDKKDK/KDKD
T(M)T 88269465480116845684562500/03/041/353/4
d-_-b nordis fest?3874718400125833037580/00/27/150/0DDDD/DDDKDDDDKKKDKKDDDDKD
d-_-b jonas 8898161840033663318400/00/116/140/0KKDDKDKD/DKKKDKKD/K/KDDKDDDKDDKDKK
d-_-b SvNnEbnN831351518210422102235180/00/012/123/2DKDKDDDDKDKKDKD//DKKKDK/D/KKKDDKKS
d-_-b 7030738541010884568456760/00/335/413/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
T(M)T dr.pepper57951221200528593340900/01/110/141/1D/D//KK/DD/DDDDKDDKKDKKDDKKDDKKKD
T(M)T TY50N186752710041533326100/00/14/201/2/KDDKDD//DDDKDKDDD/DDDKDDDDDDDDD
T(M)T AHTUN-G841211619600531062931360/01/014/131/1K/KDDK/KKDK/KDD/KKKDDKDKDKDKD/KDKDD
T(M)T 53283336790014749895321260/02/228/473/4
d-_-b nordis fest?88751517400626642658540/01/114/100/0DKDKKKD/DKK/K/K/KDK/DKK/DKKKDDDD
d-_-b jonas 105901918100636392517180/00/116/93/2/DDD/DK/KKK/KKK/DKKD/DKKDDKKDKKKDDKKK
d-_-b SvNnEbnN1111291917300732292323180/01/017/91/1K/KK/DKKDD/K/DK/DK/KDKDKDKKK/KDKKKKD
d-_-b 10129453528001995327498900/02/247/284/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
T(M)T dr.pepper100557720011564139000/10/04/41/1KKD/KDKDKDDDKK
T(M)T TY50N33424121003900145300/11/03/70/2DD/KKDDDXD/DKDKD/
T(M)T AHTUN-G5833712201210541196170/01/17/80/1DKDDK/K/DDDDKTKDKDDK
T(M)T 641301831501635184039170/22/114/191/4
d-_-b nordis fest?14075751001143398500/01/16/30/0KKKDDKK/KDKD
d-_-b jonas 87377810011027150700/00/07/70/0KDDKK/DKDKDKKDD
d-_-b SvNnEbnN12254119400215791026182/00/15/34/1KDDKDDK/KKKKK/DKKDKD
d-_-b 1161662522600440393518182/01/218/134/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
T(M)T dr.pepper2808614550011869135800/00/114/10/0DDKKKKKKDKKDKKKK/KK
T(M)T TY50N623358200210971331860/01/04/60/0DK/DKDD/XDDKKK
T(M)T AHTUN-G1124198001313551123290/01/29/30/0K/D/KDKKDKDTK/KDKK
T(M)T 15116028217016432138121150/02/327/100/0
d-_-b nordis fest?1139190001911169300/00/01/80/0DDDKDDD/DD
d-_-b jonas 11049111010011806138300/03/25/70/1KKKKDDKDKDKKDDKXDK/KDD
d-_-b SvNnEbnN2729311001010951245510/00/03/111/0DDDKDDDTKDDKDDD
d-_-b 491171530101238124321510/03/29/261/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
T(M)T dr.pepper21666136201220081221120/01/112/31/0KKKKKDDK/KK/KDKKKTKD
T(M)T TY50N71415700021380108100/01/03/51/0DDDK/KK/DKKD
T(M)T AHTUN-G85266700029071018940/00/05/61/0DK/KDDKKD/KKXD
T(M)T 12413324202016429533201060/02/120/143/0
d-_-b nordis fest?33333900028331557180/00/03/60/1DDD/KD/DDKDK
d-_-b jonas 6640812200314851668500/00/08/90/0KDKDKKDKK/DDK/DDD/KD
d-_-b SvNnEbnN304331000021002107000/01/22/40/2DDK/KDDDDKD/D
d-_-b 431161431200733204295680/01/213/190/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
T(M)T dr.pepper373438100017381695180/01/22/60/0DDDDKKKDDDD
T(M)T TY50N272431100018891705760/00/13/70/2DDD/DDKDDDKDKD
T(M)T AHTUN-G62235800007811058180/00/05/60/2DKDDDKDKDDKDK
T(M)T 428111271001340844581120/01/310/190/4
d-_-b nordis fest?1285397001215581466160/01/08/51/0KKKKKKDTKD/DDK/KD
d-_-b jonas 128439700041273109700/02/17/20/0K/K/K/KDDK/KKKDK
d-_-b SvNnEbnN133728630031627845180/00/05/43/0KKDKDXKK/KKK//D
d-_-b 1301682620301944583408340/03/120/114/0

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Player Chats
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: lets go
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Warmup]: we are not playing? is it warmup?
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: wat
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: ;<
[8:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:23]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[5:21]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:38]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:37]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:24]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:36]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:23
[10:07]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[10:07]: FIGHT!
[9:32]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:31]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
T(M)T TY50N [8:44]: pause
[8:44]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: family issues
[8:44]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
T(M)T dr.pepper [8:44]: he is the family guy
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [8:44]: father using belt?
d-_-b nordis fest? [8:44]: :D
[8:44]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
[8:44]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: :D
[8:44]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: actually hes father himself
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [8:44]: he belt his children?
[8:44]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
T(M)T dr.pepper [8:44]: dunno
T(M)T dr.pepper [8:44]: strap on
[8:44]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: his child is like almost 1 year old i think
T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: he would kill him
[8:44]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
T(M)T TY50N [8:44]: unpause
[8:44]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: hf
[8:44]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:44]: FIGHT!
[8:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:26]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:30]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[3:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:48]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[2:48]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:25]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:24]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:11]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:36]: fuck it
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:11]: LÖOL
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:04]: ffs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:23)
T(M)T TY50N [Intermission]: GG
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:15]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:15]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:35]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:34]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:08]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:51
[4:12]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:08]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[4:07]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
T(M)T AHTUN-G [4:03]: kk
[3:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:40]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:37]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:05]: wp jonas :x
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:51)
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Intermission]: wp pepper
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Intermission]: no i meant arty
T(M)T TY50N [Intermission]: LOL WP TYSON
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: unpause
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: tails
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: lets just choose map who wins it
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: or
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: no or
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: wat
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: elimination
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: sd
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: you chose a map or eliminated
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: first round_
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: ofc its elimination
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: ?
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: cb rules :P
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: eh
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: ye
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: tyson rules tbh
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: not really
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: cb rules
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: so
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Warmup]: so...
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: beach, frost, adler, b4
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Warmup]: pick
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: beach out
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: frost out
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Warmup]: rup
[8:13]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:59]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:33]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:26
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:34]: wp jonas
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [0:24]: i got most xp, so plz
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:14]: it should be 4-0
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [0:10]: for us
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:05]: for us idd
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:26)
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Intermission]: 4-2
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: d-_-b jonas disconnected
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Intermission]: was it luck on del?
T(M)T TY50N [Intermission]: gg
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Intermission]: no
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Intermission]: owned
[Intermission]: d-_-b SvNnEbnN disconnected
d-_-b nordis fest? [Intermission]: stupid trash
T(M)T dr.pepper [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: T(M)T dr.pepper disconnected
d-_-b nordis fest? [Intermission]: wp pepper
[Intermission]: T(M)T TY50N disconnected

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