Touch My Turd vs Disposable (3952 views)
TY50N
ACHTUN-G
dr.pepper
ACHTUN-G
dr.pepper
nordaN
SvennebanaN
jonas
SvennebanaN
jonas
SPECIAL PEOPLE 3ON3 CUP
GRAND FINAL
GRAND FINAL
18.07.09 21:45 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | d-_-b jonas | 70 kills |
Killing Spree | T(M)T dr.pepper | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | T(M)T dr.pepper | 106% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | T(M)T dr.pepper | 17 gibs |
...and stay dead! | T(M)T dr.pepper | 25% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | T(M)T dr.pepper | 60 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | d-_-b SvNnEbnN | 12 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | T(M)T AHTUN-G | 159 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | d-_-b nordis fest? | 352 damage per frag |
What objective? | d-_-b SvNnEbnN | 462 XP |
Red Shirt | T(M)T TY50N | 85 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | T(M)T TY50N | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | T(M)T dr.pepper | 203 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | T(M)T AHTUN-G | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | d-_-b jonas | 18 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: | lets go |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Warmup]: | we are not playing? is it warmup? |
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: | wat |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | ;< |
[8:06]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[7:48]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:18]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[7:08]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:57]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:50]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:35]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[5:23]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
[5:21]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:38]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:37]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:24]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[3:22]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[1:36]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:23 |
[10:07]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[10:07]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[10:07]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[10:07]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[10:07]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[10:07]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[10:07]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[10:07]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[10:07]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[10:07]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[10:07]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[10:07]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[10:07]: | FIGHT! |
[9:32]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:31]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:51]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
T(M)T TY50N [8:44]: | pause |
[8:44]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: | family issues |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
T(M)T dr.pepper [8:44]: | he is the family guy |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [8:44]: | father using belt? |
d-_-b nordis fest? [8:44]: | :D |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: | :D |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: | actually hes father himself |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [8:44]: | he belt his children? |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
T(M)T dr.pepper [8:44]: | dunno |
T(M)T dr.pepper [8:44]: | strap on |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: | his child is like almost 1 year old i think |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: | he would kill him |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
T(M)T TY50N [8:44]: | unpause |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [8:44]: | hf |
[8:44]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[8:44]: | FIGHT! |
[8:19]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:01]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[7:26]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:25]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:48]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:21]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[3:58]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:30]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
[3:06]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:48]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
[2:48]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[2:25]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:24]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:11]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:36]: | fuck it |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:11]: | LÖOL |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:04]: | ffs |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:23) |
T(M)T TY50N [Intermission]: | GG |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:33]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:15]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[8:15]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[8:08]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[8:08]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:04]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[7:38]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[7:35]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[7:34]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[7:28]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:11]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[7:08]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[7:08]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:51 |
[4:12]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[4:08]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[4:07]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [4:03]: | kk |
[3:43]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[3:40]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[2:37]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:05]: | wp jonas :x |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:51) |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Intermission]: | wp pepper |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Intermission]: | no i meant arty |
T(M)T TY50N [Intermission]: | LOL WP TYSON |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | unpause |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: | tails |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: | lets just choose map who wins it |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | or |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: | no or |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | wat |
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: | elimination |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | sd |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | you chose a map or eliminated |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | first round_ |
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: | ofc its elimination |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | ? |
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: | cb rules :P |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: | eh |
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: | ye |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: | tyson rules tbh |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | not really |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | cb rules |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | so |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Warmup]: | so... |
T(M)T TY50N [Warmup]: | beach, frost, adler, b4 |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Warmup]: | pick |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Warmup]: | beach out |
d-_-b nordis fest? [Warmup]: | frost out |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Warmup]: | rup |
[8:13]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[7:59]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:59]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[5:33]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:26 |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:34]: | wp jonas |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [0:24]: | i got most xp, so plz |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:14]: | it should be 4-0 |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [0:10]: | for us |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [0:05]: | for us idd |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:26) |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Intermission]: | 4-2 |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | d-_-b jonas disconnected |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Intermission]: | was it luck on del? |
T(M)T TY50N [Intermission]: | gg |
T(M)T AHTUN-G [Intermission]: | no |
d-_-b SvNnEbnN [Intermission]: | owned |
[Intermission]: | d-_-b SvNnEbnN disconnected |
d-_-b nordis fest? [Intermission]: | stupid trash |
T(M)T dr.pepper [Intermission]: | bb |
[Intermission]: | T(M)T dr.pepper disconnected |
d-_-b nordis fest? [Intermission]: | wp pepper |
[Intermission]: | T(M)T TY50N disconnected |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
Credits to the author of StatWhore
of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.