super kawaii kids vs Sagu (6525 views)

nl perfo
nl Azatej
ee fredd
fi tukis
fi webe
ee nugis
27.07.09 14:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth skk! HORNY TODDLER 46 kills
Killing Spree skk! HORNY TODDLER 4 frags without being killed
Accountant skk! HORNY TODDLER 159% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! skk! HORNY TODDLER 12 gibs
...and stay dead! skk! HORNY TODDLER 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning skk! HORNY TODDLER 42 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SAGU NUGIS 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer skk! Mayni 134 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros 298 damage per frag
What objective? skk! HORNY TODDLER 248 XP
Red Shirt SAGU NUGIS 40 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^+SAGU TUKIS 154 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut skk! perfo 3 team kills
Gingerbread man skk! perfo 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
skk! perfo79233273450318660042261480/00/030/150/124412434
skk! HORNY TODDLER159248462912001168754475540/03/242/131/314915443
skk! Mayni84105161940092007231700/03/111/124/312512244
skk! 109586898221033815482110182020/06/183/125/317313344
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros36109143920074325614100/01/212/271/3309157211
SAGU NUGIS481621940300540535377360/01/214/354/021313426
^+SAGU TUKIS531361732202737695087440/01/216/212/222215939
skk! fredd4540750111702191214716605800/03/242/217/224815029
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
skk! perfo8613819225021048653330920/00/021/120/0K/TDKKDDKTKDD/K//KKDK//KKDKDD/KK/KDD/K/KKDK
skk! HORNY TODDLER14715531214001046543322540/01/230/60/3K/KDKKDKK/KKDKDKKD/KKKK/KK/KKK/DDKDKKDK/KDKK/KK/KDK/
skk! Mayni10067121230071405142300/03/19/72/2XDK/D/KKDD/KDKKKDDK/DK/K//KKKKD
skk! 11136062551202271092480751460/04/360/252/5
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros307882610032959452600/01/27/190/2DDKDDKKDKKDDK//DDDDDDDDDKD/DDDDDKD
SAGU NUGIS531291528200233593944360/01/210/264/0DKDD/KDKDXKDKD/KDDDDKDDKDKXKDKDKKDDDKDDDDDDKD
^+SAGU TUKIS521071121202528863577440/01/011/161/0KDKDDTD///DD/D/KKTDKDKDKDKKKDDDKDD
skk! fredd45314347550210920412047800/03/428/615/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
skk! perfo669581200181735896560/00/09/30/1/KD/TK//K/D/KKKDKKD//
skk! HORNY TODDLER1879315880012221115300/02/012/71/0DKKK/DDKKDKKKKDKKKKDKKD
skk! Mayni573847100260289400/00/02/52/1/KX/KKDDDKDD
skk! 10322627279011145582943560/02/023/153/2
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros463161310041366161500/00/05/81/1/DD/DKK/KK/DDDKDDDK
SAGU NUGIS33334121003694143300/00/04/90/0K/DD/K/DKDDKDDDD
^+SAGU TUKIS54296110002883151000/00/25/51/2/KDDKDD/DDKDKDKKD
skk! fredd4493163620092943455800/00/214/222/3

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Player Chats
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: perfo
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: u dont remmeber me :<
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: KAPUNPASU !!
SAGU NUGIS [Warmup]: /facepalm
skk! Mayni [Warmup]: wth is up with fredd
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: so not :'<
skk! perfo [Warmup]: i dont know anyone called kapunpasu
skk! perfo [Warmup]: im afraid
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: Viewer Peak: 11
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: xD
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: no it was movie name
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: my panzermovie
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: long time ago, epic 1 xD
skk! perfo [Warmup]: fredd fixing his pb
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: k np
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: ill get some juicccce
skk! perfo [Warmup]: yes i remember that movie
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: oh, love then
skk! perfo [Warmup]: fredd keeps crashing when he connects to pb servers
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: :<
skk! perfo [Warmup]: trying to fix
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: no hurry :D
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: ..
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: mr lick ass
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: no, tv
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: :D
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: maps btw?
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: whats other
skk! perfo [Warmup]: cointoss for 2nd, both picked supply
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: :D
SAGU NUGIS [Warmup]: :Z
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: can u get some other if he cant fix it
skk! perfo [Warmup]: probably
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: donthax can play for u
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: is it ok?
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: :<
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: XDDD
skk! perfo [Warmup]: InSaNe Pb LaG
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: ye cancel bets
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: o, freddie 999?
skk! Mayni [Warmup]: autoss were on
skk! perfo [Warmup]: only 1.01 odds :(
#increased hvk [Warmup]: im waiting until pb lag goes away
#increased hvk [Warmup]: give me 2 minutes
skk! perfo [Warmup]: i can only win 20 euros
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: azatej tag up :)
skk! Mayni [Warmup]: thats why i put 200 on them
skk! Mayni [Warmup]: so do me a favour and lose
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: I put 5 on us
#increased hvk [Warmup]: admin bias
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: np4me
skk! Mayni [Warmup]: ¬.¬
skk! perfo [Warmup]: horny toddler best female et player :)
skk! HORNY TODDLER [Warmup]: ;)
skk! Mayni [Warmup]: possible win 1362
skk! Mayni [Warmup]: cmon you can do it
SAGU NUGIS [Warmup]: pay me
skk! Mayni [Warmup]: 13762 even
#increased hvk [Warmup]: lost money
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Countdown]: hf :d
SAGU NUGIS [Countdown]: shoutout to keqe/keijo/hevimies
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Countdown]: Shoutout to: okkoTamasuki, VJTO and some nerds specing me
^+SAGU TUKIS [Countdown]: ..
^+SAGU TUKIS [11:58]: zippi
^+SAGU TUKIS [11:54]: mizcuw
[11:34]: #increased hvk PunkBuster kicked player '#increased hvk' (for 0 minutes) ... Visit www.evenbalance.com to manually update your PB Files
skk! perfo [11:32]: :D
[10:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [10:10]: :D
[10:10]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[10:10]: skk! fredd connected
[10:10]: Allies team locked from spectators by SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros
[10:11]: skk! fredd PunkBuster kicked player 'skk! fredd' (for 1 minute) ... Duplicate GUID/CDKEY
[10:11]: skk! fredd PunkBuster kicked player 'skk! fredd' (for 1 minute) ... Duplicate GUID/CDKEY
[10:10]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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[10:10]: skk! fredd connected
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[10:10]: FIGHT!
[10:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:05]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:05]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:43]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:32]: #increased hvk connected
[7:18]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [7:18]: :DD
SAGU NUGIS [7:18]: ;_;
^+SAGU TUKIS [7:18]: :x
[7:18]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:18]: #increased hvkhas become a referee
[7:18]: #increased hvkhas become a shoutcaster
skk! HORNY TODDLER [7:18]: someone that isnt from a third world country coming now
[7:18]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [7:18]: nais
[7:18]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [7:18]: squall?:o
SAGU NUGIS [7:18]: dave
[7:18]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
^+SAGU TUKIS [7:18]: mizcu/zippi/donthax
^+SAGU TUKIS [7:18]: list where u can pick only
[7:18]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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[7:18]: skk! fredd connected
[7:18]: skk! fredd Server command overflow
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [7:18]: I see
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[7:18]: skk! fredd disconnected
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^+SAGU TUKIS [7:18]: plx
[7:18]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
skk! perfo [7:18]: HVK PREPARE TO PAUSE
[7:18]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
^+SAGU TUKIS [7:18]: :OOO
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [7:18]: ask hevimies to play for u
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SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [7:18]: he is clean and good
^+SAGU TUKIS [7:18]: you are hevimies...
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SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [7:18]: !!!\o/
[7:18]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:18]: Mr.Ambition connected
[7:18]: FIGHT!
[5:36]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:47]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[4:31]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:31]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:30]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:17]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [3:07]: HMM
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [3:06]: :<
^+SAGU TUKIS [0:06]: gg:s
SAGU NUGIS [0:00]: gege
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:36]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:54]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:41]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[6:37]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:22 (original: 12:00)
skk! Mayni [Intermission]: gg
^+SAGU TUKIS [Intermission]: gg heads
skk! perfo [Warmup]: gold radar adler deliv beach
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: deliv out
#increased hvk [Warmup]: so webe apparently you're cb banned?
skk! perfo [Warmup]: beach out
SAGU WEBE #smanetti.bros [Warmup]: yepp
skk! perfo [Warmup]: nice final :D
#increased hvk [Warmup]: ...
skk! perfo [Warmup]: eliminate map
#increased hvk [Warmup]: i guess you dont really care about playing vs them? >_>
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: gold out
skk! perfo [Warmup]: WE WANT GTV MONEY
#increased hvk [Warmup]: :D
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: CANCEL
^+SAGU TUKIS [Warmup]: radar pls, wanna see

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