MASCULINE MANS vs ETBitches (3864 views)

fi squall
fi mind
fi olbaa
ee DDoggy
mt wAku
jm testing
28.07.09 22:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth m_M OLBAAAAAAAAAAA 53 kills
Killing Spree m_M OLBAAAAAAAAAAA 8 frags without being killed
Accountant m_M OLBAAAAAAAAAAA 161% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! m_m miNd 14 gibs
...and stay dead! m_m miNd 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning m_M OLBAAAAAAAAAAA 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! m_m squall 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer m_m miNd 149 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ETBitch testing 292 damage per frag
What objective? m_m miNd 333 XP
Red Shirt ETBitch DDoggy 56 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ETBitch wAku 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore m_m miNd 187 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut m_m squall 1 team kills
Gingerbread man m_m squall 13 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ETBitch testing331161752400050757624540/00/216/431/829914729
ETBitch wAku421832150200844326554760/00/219/312/9211131310
ETBitch DDoggy4616826565017585181391170/11/223/380/822514527
ETBitch 414676415811011515358223172470/11/258/383/824514129
m_m squall118264403272113568937691190/02/026/1513/114211166
m_M OLBAAAAAAAAAAA1613275333400890795698990/00/146/227/117117384
m_m miNd152333503314001175495891181/04/039/206/215117943
m_m 1439241439825213222317153582361/06/0111/2026/215515464
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ETBitch testing5727472000989105100/00/14/50/1DDDKDDKKDKD
ETBitch wAku4227370002856988760/00/03/40/1DD/KDDK/KD
ETBitch DDoggy552959000112441372640/00/05/80/0KDDDDK/DDKKDDK
ETBitch 518312232003308934111400/00/112/170/2
m_m squall8028451002978101300/01/03/30/0K/K/DKDDK
m_M OLBAAAAAAAAAAA62395800011418129500/00/05/70/0D/KKDDDDKDKKD
m_m miNd1835411650041015781180/00/09/22/0/KKKK/K/K/KKKKKDD
m_m 1081212019600734113089180/01/017/122/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ETBitch testing201331500008171450180/00/03/120/3DDDDDKDDDDDDKDDDKD
ETBitch wAku50414810011152137100/00/03/71/0K/DDKKDDKDDD
ETBitch DDoggy705071030011393153800/00/05/90/0KK/KDKDDDDKDKDKDD
ETBitch 471041433400233624359180/00/011/281/3
m_m squall30051930000102663700/00/09/20/1KDDKKDKKKKKK
m_M OLBAAAAAAAAAAA1625113810031738140400/00/011/42/0DK/KKDKKK/DK/KDKKDKKK
m_m miNd100459910031595132100/00/08/51/0D/KKK/DKK/KKKDDKDD
m_m 187147312020064359336200/00/028/113/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ETBitch testing3464823100026313986360/00/18/190/4DDDXDDDDDKKDDDKDDDDKDKDKDKDDKDDD
ETBitch wAku348992610041545276400/00/18/151/6DDKDDKKK/DD/DDDDDDKDD/KDKD/KDDDDDDK
ETBitch DDoggy34691029201324253914530/00/211/180/6DKDDDTDDDDDKDKKDDKDDDK/D/DDDKK/DKDDDDDKD
ETBitch 3422227784017660110664890/00/427/521/16
m_m squall15015121146117292212571190/01/010/611/0KKKDKKKKDKDKKK/KK/K/KSKDKTDD/K/K//KK
m_M OLBAAAAAAAAAAA2071662713300339502379990/00/024/93/1K/KKDKKKDKK/KDKKDKDKK/DKDKDKKKDKKKKKKKKD
m_m miNd153159231550043792296500/03/017/113/1KKDK/KKDKK/KDKDK/KKKKKDKKKDDXKDDKKKK/DD
m_m 17047671421411141066466012180/04/051/2617/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ETBitch testing2812271000638113700/00/01/71/0DDKDDDKDD
ETBitch wAku5526590001879143100/00/15/50/2KDDKDK/DKDDKDD
ETBitch DDoggy5020480002789131500/11/02/30/2DK/KDDDK/DKD
ETBitch 4458112410032306388300/11/18/151/4
m_m squall6034610010476386200/00/04/42/0KDK/DKSKK/D/DD/K
m_M OLBAAAAAAAAAAA20071840001197362000/00/16/22/0KDDKKK/KKKKD
m_m miNd23375733000114782401/01/05/20/1KKDDKKKDKK
m_m 164180211731053883230601/01/115/84/1

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Player Chats
m_m squall [Warmup]: pede
ETBitch DDoggy [Warmup]: sa?
ETBitch DDoggy [Warmup]: :(
ETBitch DDoggy [Warmup]: kahju
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
ETBitch DDoggy [10:55]: :DDD
m_m squall [10:53]: :D!
[10:46]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:46]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:45]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
ETBitch wAku [10:44]: failing
[10:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:06]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
m_m squall [9:51]: shoutout to quiki!
[9:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:51]: Axis have returned the objective!
[9:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:16]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:13]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:47]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:33]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
ETBitch testing [8:11]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
ETBitch testing [8:11]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
[8:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:52]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:38]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:38]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:21
ETBitch testing [Intermission]: brainfail
[3:46]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:31]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[2:25]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
ETBitch testing [0:25]: we can make it
ETBitch testing [0:24]: !
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:21)
m_m squall [Intermission]: best survivor
ETBitch testing [Warmup]: pocal
m_m squall [Warmup]: :D!
[11:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:42]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:39]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
ETBitch testing [9:28]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
ETBitch testing [9:28]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
[9:25]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:25]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
m_m squall [9:25]: PB???
[9:25]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
ETBitch wAku [9:25]: ye
[9:25]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:25]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:25]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:25]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:25]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:25]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:25]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:25]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:25]: kAviarhas become a shoutcaster
[9:25]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:25]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:25]: kAviar is now a referee
[9:25]: ** Referee Server Setting Change **
[9:25]: FIGHT!
[9:22]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:03]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:58]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
m_m squall [7:21]: :D!
[7:01]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:02]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
ETBitch testing [1:50]: -.-
[1:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
m_m squall [1:12]: :D!
ETBitch testing [0:32]: WAT
m_m squall [0:30]: :D!
ETBitch testing [0:26]: SERIOUS WAT
ETBitch testing [0:16]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
ETBitch testing [0:15]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
ETBitch testing [Intermission]: i want your sound settings squall, how the fuck did you know i spawned back
ETBitch testing [Intermission]: you can hear a mile away?
m_m miNd [Intermission]: wh
m_m squall [Warmup]: :D!
ETBitch wAku [Warmup]: two mile away maybe
ETBitch testing [Warmup]: hf
m_M OLBAAAAAAAAAAA [Warmup]: SQUALL IS LAN WINNER STFU
ETBitch wAku [Countdown]: lotoaff
ETBitch wAku [Countdown]: shoutout signum <3
[11:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:28]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ETBitch testing [10:21]: kangaroo jack
[9:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
ETBitch testing [9:05]: YOU CAN DO IT
ETBitch wAku [9:02]: no you cant
[8:29]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
ETBitch DDoggy [7:38]: :DDD
ETBitch testing [7:35]: wat
ETBitch testing [7:32]: wat wat wat
[7:00]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:59 (original: 12:00)
ETBitch wAku [Intermission]: wtf squall
ETBitch testing [Intermission]: almost
ETBitch testing [Intermission]: almost
ETBitch testing [Intermission]: gg wp bb
ETBitch DDoggy [Intermission]: loto
ETBitch wAku [Intermission]: its not fair
[Intermission]: m_M OLBAAAAAAAAAAA disconnected
ETBitch DDoggy [Intermission]: :DDD
[Intermission]: m_m miNd disconnected
m_m squall [Intermission]: :D!
[Intermission]: ETBitch DDoggy disconnected
[Intermission]: m_m squall disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.