smanetti.bros vs Jollerid (3696 views)

it VJTO
si squAze
ee c00lmAst3r
ee crmzii
02.08.09 18:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth LOLBROS 42 kills
Killing Spree LOLBROS 3 frags without being killed
Accountant LOLBROS 91% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! LOLBROS 7 gibs
...and stay dead! jollerlowipallo 21% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning LOLBROS 33 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LOLBROS 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer LOLBROS 184 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ST.VJTOBRO 272 damage per frag
What objective? LOLBROS 285 XP
Red Shirt jollerlowipallo 50 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? jollerc00lmAst3r 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ST.VJTOBRO 215 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ST.VJTOBRO 3 team kills
Gingerbread man jollerc00lmAst3r 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ST.VJTOBRO7422320272036484454431380/02/219/182/224220234
LOLBROS9128542467011772295299250/05/233/305/017211535
BRO8550862739042312073107421630/07/252/307/020715935
jollerc00lmAst3r4716622472011945575662860/02/320/231/220712027
jollerlowipallo5617828506001661856411540/02/425/261/522112825
joller5234450978013510742120731400/04/445/262/521412426
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ST.VJTOBRO332426000178992100/01/11/40/0DDD/KDDK
LOLBROS504148100483779400/00/04/40/0K//D/D/KKDDK
BRO426561410051626171500/01/15/80/0
jollerc00lmAst3r1002766100480176500/01/05/20/0DK/KK/K/KK/D
jollerlowipallo421937100391486100/00/13/30/0K/K/DDDK/D
joller714691320071715162600/01/18/50/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ST.VJTOBRO10041441022782883690/00/05/21/0KK/KDT/KDT
LOLBROS1664010600021641104700/02/28/40/0DKDKXKK//KKDKDKXKK
BRO133811410102424231930690/02/213/61/0
jollerc00lmAst3r272931100031337146200/01/22/60/0K/DDKD/DDKD/DD
jollerlowipallo374838100259396100/01/02/50/1DDK//DDDKKD
joller327761910051930242300/02/24/110/1
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ST.VJTOBRO1005833000081392100/00/02/21/1KDKDKD
LOLBROS157601171003136386700/00/010/41/0KKK/K/KKD/KKDKKDKD
BRO129118141010032176178800/00/012/62/1
jollerc00lmAst3r142417000338689100/00/01/30/1DDD/D//K
jollerlowipallo5438611000114021285360/00/05/91/1KDD/DDKKDDKDDDKKD
joller3462718000417882176360/00/06/121/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ST.VJTOBRO66264600028641095630/01/03/30/1DDKDK/D/KK
LOLBROS5568592002126889800/00/03/72/0DKD/K/KDDDKKDD
BRO6194915200421321993630/01/06/102/1
jollerc00lmAst3r5033481015870876500/00/04/31/0KK/K/DK/T/D/D
jollerlowipallo872478200211231256180/00/17/40/2KDDDKDKXKK/DK/KD
joller69571116301719932132680/00/111/71/2
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ST.VJTOBRO1664753000081376600/00/05/30/0KDKDKDKK
LOLBROS5040510100387674700/02/02/71/0D///KKDDDDDKKDK
BRO10887101310031689151300/02/07/101/0
jollerc00lmAst3r7130570002547790180/00/05/50/0KD//DKDKKDKD
jollerlowipallo552659200496689900/00/25/20/1/KDK/K/DK/KDDD
joller63561016200615131689180/00/210/70/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ST.VJTOBRO402725101178385760/00/13/40/0KDX/DTDKD
LOLBROS116367620131244946250/01/06/41/0/TKK/DDKXK/KKKD
BRO7863911302420271803310/01/19/81/0
jollerc00lmAst3r3723380002616878180/00/13/40/1DDKK/K/DDDD
jollerlowipallo57234700041187114900/01/03/30/0K/D///KDDKK
joller4746715000618032027180/01/16/70/1

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Player Chats
ST.VJTOBRO [9:08]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
ST.VJTOBRO [9:08]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
[7:34]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:32]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
jollerc00lmAst3r [5:46]: lag server
[5:37]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:22
LOLBROS [Intermission]: true true
jollerc00lmAst3r [Intermission]: NIGGUS ALWAYS CAMPING AT ATTACK
LOLBROS [Intermission]: !!!!
LOLBROS [Warmup]: campers always needs tent
jollerlowipallo [3:59]: great server
[2:39]: The Doors are opening!!
[2:20]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[2:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
jollerc00lmAst3r [2:04]: LOLWUT
LOLBROS [1:59]: PLEASE I HACK
jollerc00lmAst3r [0:45]: can shove this server up ur ass
jollerc00lmAst3r [0:26]: wtf?
LOLBROS [0:14]: i hack i nkow
[0:11]: Main blast door opening!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:22)
LOLBROS [Intermission]: gg wp
jollerc00lmAst3r [Intermission]: lolwut?
LOLBROS [Warmup]: u wanted lol
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: nice fuckup server
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: no
LOLBROS [Countdown]: lame srvr
ST.VJTOBRO [Countdown]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
ST.VJTOBRO [Countdown]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
jollerc00lmAst3r [8:59]: ah
jollerc00lmAst3r [8:57]: great shit
[8:30]: The Main Door has been breached!
jollerc00lmAst3r [8:17]: homehost
LOLBROS [8:13]: XDDDD
[5:10]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:49
LOLBROS [Intermission]: gg wp
jollerc00lmAst3r [Intermission]: -.-
jollerc00lmAst3r [Intermission]: u seeerious?
LOLBROS [Intermission]: no
LOLBROS [Intermission]: xD
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: good
ST.VJTOBRO [Warmup]: just wake up
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: just got home
ST.VJTOBRO [Warmup]: dont be ugly
ST.VJTOBRO [Warmup]: i need a coffe
LOLBROS [Warmup]: btw
LOLBROS [Warmup]: whats 3rd map anyway?
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: elimination
LOLBROS [Warmup]: k
LOLBROS [4:11]: scum
[3:57]: God of ET connected
God of ET [3:44]: Webe is god of ET
[3:37]: God of ET disconnected
[3:18]: The Main Door has been breached!
[3:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:44]: The Service Door has been breached!
jollerc00lmAst3r [1:12]: amazing
jollerc00lmAst3r [1:11]: hits
[0:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
jollerc00lmAst3r [0:58]: pause
LOLBROS [0:58]: !
ST.VJTOBRO [0:58]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
ST.VJTOBRO [0:58]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
[0:57]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[0:57]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[0:57]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[0:57]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[0:57]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[0:57]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[0:57]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[0:57]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[0:57]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[0:57]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[0:57]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[0:57]: FIGHT!
LOLBROS [0:03]: mappool?
jollerc00lmAst3r [0:02]: NAICE
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:49)
jollerc00lmAst3r [Intermission]: LOOK AT MAI SCORE
LOLBROS [Intermission]: mappool?
ST.VJTOBRO [Intermission]: i'm not obv
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: station silly supply braun
LOLBROS [Warmup]: mappool?
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: HEADZ
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: STATIOOOOON
LOLBROS [Warmup]: xD
LOLBROS [Warmup]: silly
LOLBROS [Warmup]: vote now
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: gief us time
ST.VJTOBRO [Warmup]: ok brb
ST.VJTOBRO [Warmup]: make some pii
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: shout cosmicule ja scopeile
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: AND PLT FAGS HII!!1
jollerlowipallo [Warmup]: Xd
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: YOU DIIISEL
jollerlowipallo [Warmup]: ikka ikka rup
LOLBROS [Warmup]: u gave him time for it
ST.VJTOBRO [Warmup]: w8 a sec
jollerlowipallo [Warmup]: :C
ST.VJTOBRO [Warmup]: some kind of lag
jollerlowipallo [Warmup]: lol
jollerlowipallo [Warmup]: XD
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: LOLZ
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: we're laik warping over here
jollerc00lmAst3r [Countdown]: LETS PLAY BALL
[9:42]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:37]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[9:36]: Allies capture the factory district!
jollerc00lmAst3r [9:31]: not playable
[8:49]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
jollerc00lmAst3r [8:25]: MORE PRESHOOT
ST.VJTOBRO [7:18]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
ST.VJTOBRO [7:18]: console: This server is running v1.2 script from www.game-violations.ggl.com, Last updated 25th March 09
jollerc00lmAst3r [6:04]: impossibel
jollerlowipallo [6:04]: WTF IS
jollerc00lmAst3r [6:03]: happens
[6:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:02]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
jollerc00lmAst3r [6:02]: here
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:57
jollerlowipallo [Warmup]: wtf is this server
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: sparta
LOLBROS [Warmup]: HOMEMADE!
LOLBROS [Warmup]: wonder made it @home and now his downloading porns..
ST.VJTOBRO [Warmup]: i told to wonder
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: k6igile kes raha panid sorry
jollerc00lmAst3r [Warmup]: ei ole m2ngitav
ST.VJTOBRO [Warmup]: download jenna jamesons porn
ST.VJTOBRO [Warmup]: i love her
jollerc00lmAst3r [Countdown]: LEKU!!
jollerc00lmAst3r [3:10]: WTF
jollerlowipallo [3:09]: o.O
[2:32]: Allies capture the factory district!
[1:43]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
jollerc00lmAst3r [1:04]: ahahaha
jollerc00lmAst3r [1:03]: surebotz
LOLBROS [0:31]: wp
jollerc00lmAst3r [0:30]: what lowcamps :>
jollerc00lmAst3r [0:04]: AH
jollerc00lmAst3r [Intermission]: go fock off gtv
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:57)
[Intermission]: jollerc00lmAst3r disconnected
[Intermission]: LOLBROS disconnected
[Intermission]: jollerlowipallo disconnected

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