Touch My Turd vs accurate (2964 views)
01.08.09 16:30 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | tmt :d | 92 kills |
Killing Spree | accurate.juA | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | accurate.juA | 90% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | accurate.juA | 14 gibs |
...and stay dead! | accurate.juA | 30% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | accurate.juA | 43 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | tmt :d | 6 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | accurate.NIEUWEPC | 180 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | accurate.joshua | 278 damage per frag |
What objective? | accurate.juA | 285 XP |
Red Shirt | tmt :d | 103 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | accurate.joshua | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | accurate.juA | 185 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | accurate.NIEUWEPC | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | tmt :d | 24 /kills |
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accurate.juA [Warmup]: | awesome |
TaavI [Countdown]: | GL HF |
accurate.joshua [Countdown]: | <serNity-Kiewan> cheaters always win |
FEiS|CUP [Countdown]: | gl |
FEiS|CUP [13:57]: | ilos tnx 4 all =D |
[13:23]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
FEiS|CUP [13:22]: | :D |
accurate.juA [13:14]: | time? |
[13:06]: | tmt :dcalled a vote. |
FEiS|CUP [13:05]: | 5v5 cfg ?:D:DD:D |
[13:04]: | Vote passed! |
[9:57]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
TaavI [9:55]: | shit happends |
[9:46]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:43]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:03]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:59]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
TaavI [7:00]: | haha, they are busted feis!, told u |
FEiS|CUP [6:50]: | who ? :D |
TaavI [6:44]: | guess |
[6:40]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:35]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
tmt :d [6:28]: | bensiin |
[6:21]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:08]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
tmt :d [5:08]: | this server stinks.. |
accurate.joshua [5:08]: | true |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: | woop woop |
tmt vita [5:08]: | moving by fucking 5 meters |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: | wie ben jij |
TaavI [5:08]: | blame wonder |
accurate.juA [5:08]: | your connection does |
[5:08]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
tmt :d [5:08]: | ohrly |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: | YES FREEZE BLOW ME |
tmt :d [5:08]: | :) |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: | LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOOOOOLLLL |
[5:08]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: | LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOOOOOLLLL |
[5:08]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
tmt :d [5:08]: | i wonder who chose this kanker server |
[5:08]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[5:08]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:08]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[5:08]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[5:08]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
mArk/Cup [5:08]: | lol |
[5:08]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: | I w0nd3r too |
accurate.juA [5:08]: | your mother |
TaavI [5:08]: | me! |
[5:08]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
FEiS|CUP [5:08]: | its 5v5 cfg so plant mines |
[5:08]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:08]: | FIGHT! |
[4:03]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:02]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
tmt :d [3:44]: | :D |
FEiS|CUP [3:44]: | :D |
[3:32]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
[3:06]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:05]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:51]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
accurate.juA [2:35]: | pls fucking gay |
[1:32]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:27 |
FEiS|CUP [Countdown]: | :D |
accurate.joshua [9:03]: | ... |
[8:26]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:56]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:33]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:30]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
mArk/Cup [6:53]: | nice class;D |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [6:40]: | nice putting the correct config prematch |
[6:30]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
TaavI [6:29]: | sush cheetah |
[5:53]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
accurate.joshua [5:51]: | im behind the wall retard |
[5:42]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[5:03]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
accurate.joshua [5:01]: | ...... |
[4:39]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
tmt :d [4:39]: | fucking ugly |
accurate.juA [4:39]: | your connection idd |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [4:39]: | :dddD:D::::D:DDDDDDD:::DDD:D:DDD::::D:D:D:DD::D:D||DD |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
accurate.joshua [4:39]: | I smell the bbq |
accurate.joshua [4:39]: | so unpause |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
FEiS|CUP [4:39]: | :D |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[4:39]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[4:39]: | FIGHT! |
[3:18]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:45]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
tmt :d [2:23]: | awesome server :D |
[2:15]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:15]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:01]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
tmt vita [1:59]: | EH |
tmt :d [0:15]: | gg :DDDDDD |
tmt :d [0:14]: | fffs |
tmt :d [0:02]: | :D |
tmt :d [0:01]: | :D |
tmt :d [0:01]: | :D |
tmt :d [0:01]: | :D |
[0:01]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 10:26 (original: 10:27) |
tmt :d [Intermission]: | :D:D |
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: | :D:D::D |
mArk/Cup [Intermission]: | haha close one |
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: | close 1 |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Intermission]: | server you right |
accurate.juA [Intermission]: | :DDD |
TaavI [Warmup]: | now vote for 3on3 cfg |
tmt :d [11:36]: | :D |
tmt :d [11:36]: | :D |
tmt :d [11:20]: | ugly server :S |
[11:15]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[11:09]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
tmt :d [10:37]: | :D |
tmt :d [10:37]: | :D |
[10:27]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[10:27]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[10:25]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[9:57]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [9:57]: | fuck off |
tmt vita [9:57]: | fuck this |
tmt vita [9:57]: | lets change server |
tmt :d [9:57]: | this is unbelievable |
accurate.juA [9:57]: | stfu |
accurate.joshua [9:57]: | forfeit or play |
TaavI [9:56]: | lets bust the cheaters |
[9:57]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
accurate.juA [9:56]: | get a normal connection |
tmt vita [9:56]: | cancel the bets then |
tmt :d [9:56]: | jua gtfo already.. |
[9:57]: | accurate.joshuacalled a vote. |
accurate.juA [9:56]: | haha |
[9:57]: | Vote passed! |
[9:57]: | TaavIhas been kicked! |
[9:57]: | TaavI player kicked |
tmt :d [9:56]: | :DDDDDDD |
[9:57]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [9:57]: | rup |
tmt vita [9:57]: | fo |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [9:57]: | MY BBQ IS ON |
FEiS|CUP [9:57]: | lol :D |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [9:57]: | MOVE |
[9:56]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
FEiS|CUP [9:57]: | vita |
[9:56]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:56]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
mArk/Cup [9:57]: | kicking wont stop the lagge i think:) |
[9:56]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
FEiS|CUP [9:57]: | you lagg is over |
[9:56]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:56]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:56]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:56]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
tmt :d [9:57]: | :DDDD |
[9:56]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
tmt vita [9:57]: | kicking? |
[9:56]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:56]: | FIGHT! |
tmt vita [9:57]: | what did i do |
tmt vita [9:56]: | tard |
mArk/Cup [9:55]: | :D |
[9:55]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:30]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[9:16]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:00]: | TaavI connected |
FEiS|CUP [8:57]: | :D |
accurate.juA [8:54]: | kan |
[8:53]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
tmt :d [8:50]: | nerd |
[8:18]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:15]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[8:14]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[8:14]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:45 |
tmt :d [Intermission]: | gege |
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: | wp (= |
loller [Intermission]: | server owned us |
tmt vita [Intermission]: | awesome |
accurate.juA [Intermission]: | ye |
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: | Sk1p <3 |
accurate.juA [Intermission]: | server |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Intermission]: | ye |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Intermission]: | shit serv |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Intermission]: | we would have 1min otherwise |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | not your great internet |
loller [Warmup]: | big ego |
tmt :d [Countdown]: | JUA :D::D:DD |
tmt :d [Countdown]: | youre absolutely ridiculous already |
accurate.juA [Countdown]: | ye |
accurate.juA [Countdown]: | i know |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Countdown]: | no you |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Countdown]: | warpmaster |
accurate.juA [3:44]: | you inet also |
[3:17]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[3:01]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[2:59]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
tmt :d [2:17]: | :D |
[1:47]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[1:47]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[1:30]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:19]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[0:53]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[0:50]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[0:47]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
FEiS|CUP [0:38]: | #FEiS ==DDD |
[0:04]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
accurate.joshua [0:03]: | :D:D:D |
[0:01]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[0:01]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:44 (original: 3:45) |
TaavI [Intermission]: | nice |
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: | :D:D:D:D:D |
tmt :d [Intermission]: | :DDDDDDDDDDD |
accurate.joshua [Intermission]: | wp:P |
tmt :d [Intermission]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
mArk/Cup [Intermission]: | what a match;D |
tmt :d [Intermission]: | HAHAAHAHHHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAH |
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: | N1CE :D |
tmt vita [Intermission]: | 4-0 without this lag, np |
tmt vita [Intermission]: | xDD |
TaavI [Warmup]: | cointoss |
loller [Warmup]: | change server |
loller [Warmup]: | pls |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | no |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | stfu |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | no time |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | we aint playing here 3rd mapw |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | change internet |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | maps? |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | my bbq is bbqing |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | ip in irc |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | k |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | then forfeit |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | maplist? |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | cu |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | no |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | forfeit? :D |
tmt :d [Warmup]: | im okay with forfeit |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | we play on this server |
loller [Warmup]: | me 2 |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | feis |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | admin |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | maplist? |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | wat is de maplist |
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: | 1 sec |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | 2-2 draw then |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | cu |
tmt :d [Warmup]: | im gonna leave, cuz this server aint the best out there.. |
tmt :d [Warmup]: | forfeit |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | no |
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: | no come on -,- |
TaavI [Warmup]: | alder gold braun ice frost beach |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | heads |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | cu in irc |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | if u wanna play |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | ok we win |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | to bad |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | u won 2-2 |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | leavers |
loller [Warmup]: | >D |
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: | tmt -,- |
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: | just play .. |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | dus |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | leave is forfeit in our favour |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | of what part cant u understand? |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | 4-2 voor ons/ |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | we move fucking 1min from spawn to yours |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | of what part you cna't understand retard |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | THAT YOUR INTERNET SUCKS |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | without this server your lagging to |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | :d |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | pls think mongol |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | pocals |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | so we wanna play on decent server |
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: | you got ip ? |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | yes |
tmt vita [Warmup]: | irc |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | your internet is so fucking bad and you are whining about a server |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | we want to play against a decent enemy |
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: | without lagging shit |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | nou |
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: | =.= kanekr mognools. |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | lekkere cup |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | :) |
accurate.juA [Warmup]: | wij winne? |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | kga bbqen |
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: | later |
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