Touch My Turd vs accurate (2953 views)

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fi ladolce vita
nl saKen
nl joshua
nl juA
01.08.09 16:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth tmt :d 92 kills
Killing Spree accurate.juA 5 frags without being killed
Accountant accurate.juA 90% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! accurate.juA 14 gibs
...and stay dead! accurate.juA 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning accurate.juA 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! tmt :d 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer accurate.NIEUWEPC 180 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! accurate.joshua 278 damage per frag
What objective? accurate.juA 285 XP
Red Shirt tmt :d 103 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? accurate.joshua 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore accurate.juA 185 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut accurate.NIEUWEPC 3 team kills
Gingerbread man tmt :d 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
accurate.juA882854651141017856179381160/02/443/281/218615357
accurate.joshua59213305160017600571382660/01/128/291/620014039
accurate.NIEUWEPC7022838546031871618235560/03/437/281/418815349
accurate.7372611415626135221727233114380/06/4108/283/419114948
tmt vita5824330526001364086096180/01/225/374/021411736
tmt :d8926592103110024967583101610/05/238/346/11058144
loller42220378820112722873211130/03/220/352/21958339
loller6572815924319014923311217272920/09/283/3512/21719436
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
accurate.juA688213192001024092678980/01/112/80/1/KK//DKKKXKK//K/D/KDKD/KD/DKK/DDD
accurate.joshua8887151720082601233500/01/013/61/3//KD/DK/DKKD/K/KK/KKKDKKK/DDKDDK
accurate.NIEUWEPC8083162010193285341560/01/116/80/2KK//K/KKDDKKT/K//KKDDKK/KD/KDDKDDK/DD
accurate.79252445650127829584281040/03/241/221/6
tmt vita3180722300523082395180/00/15/162/0D/DDKD/DDDDKDDKD/D/DDKKDDK/DK
tmt :d701061724400103793320900/01/113/133/1D/DKK/KDD/K//DDKDK/K/XK/DK/DKDDKDKKDKKKK/D
loller2787518001523272691170/01/14/121/0D/D/DD/D/TDDKDKDDDD/DKKK
loller4327329647012084288295350/02/322/416/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
accurate.juA71941521210531733112180/01/114/140/1KDDKDKDDKK///DDDDKDKSDKDK/KKKKK/KDDDD
accurate.joshua50761020400619572857880/00/110/130/2KDDDKK/KKDKDDDK/D/KKDXKD/X/DDDD/
accurate.NIEUWEPC45791124302523003317500/02/310/141/2KDDDDD///DK/DKKD/DDTDDKTKDDDDKDDKKKKD
accurate.55249366591216743092861560/03/534/411/5
tmt vita94108161700062720187300/01/113/102/0DK/KKDKKKD/K/DD//KDKDKDDDKKK/KKKD
tmt :d13110125193008374528481430/04/118/103/0KDKK/K/KDKDKKK/KKKDKDKDKKK/K/K/DDKKK/K/KDKDD
loller4261819100528212709960/00/18/120/1DDK//DDKKDKDD/DKDDDDDK/K/DK
loller89270495540019928674302390/05/339/325/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
accurate.juA333671035000171788600/00/09/31/0KKDKDKKKKKDKK
accurate.joshua5739470001939104300/00/04/60/0KDK/DDDKDKD
accurate.NIEUWEPC803445100277173900/00/04/30/0/KKDK/DKD
accurate.157140181560033427266800/00/017/121/0
tmt vita289270001568104000/00/02/60/0DDK/DDDKD
tmt :d902147523003997127700/00/05/60/0DK/KDD/DKKK/DD
loller4032184410011103111000/00/05/50/1KDDKDDK/DKDK
loller53626710340052668342700/00/012/170/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
accurate.juA100428850021262126200/00/28/30/0DKK/KK/KDKDKDDKD
accurate.joshua14111700025089031780/00/01/40/1D/DDK/DD
accurate.NIEUWEPC1403275100280576400/00/07/30/0DKKKK/K/DKDK
accurate.858516206006257529291780/00/216/100/1
tmt vita834656300181278800/00/05/50/0K/DKDDKDKKD
tmt :d37373810031140976180/00/02/50/0K//DKDKD/DD
loller854067000197781100/02/03/61/0KDDDDDDKKK/KK
loller681231421400529292575180/02/010/161/0

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Player Chats
accurate.juA [Warmup]: awesome
TaavI [Countdown]: GL HF
accurate.joshua [Countdown]: <serNity-Kiewan> cheaters always win
FEiS|CUP [Countdown]: gl
FEiS|CUP [13:57]: ilos tnx 4 all =D
[13:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
FEiS|CUP [13:22]: :D
accurate.juA [13:14]: time?
[13:06]: tmt :dcalled a vote.
FEiS|CUP [13:05]: 5v5 cfg ?:D:DD:D
[13:04]: Vote passed!
[9:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TaavI [9:55]: shit happends
[9:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TaavI [7:00]: haha, they are busted feis!, told u
FEiS|CUP [6:50]: who ? :D
TaavI [6:44]: guess
[6:40]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:35]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
tmt :d [6:28]: bensiin
[6:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:08]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
tmt :d [5:08]: this server stinks..
accurate.joshua [5:08]: true
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: woop woop
tmt vita [5:08]: moving by fucking 5 meters
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: wie ben jij
TaavI [5:08]: blame wonder
accurate.juA [5:08]: your connection does
[5:08]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
tmt :d [5:08]: ohrly
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: YES FREEZE BLOW ME
tmt :d [5:08]: :)
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOOOOOLLLL
[5:08]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOOOOOLLLL
[5:08]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
tmt :d [5:08]: i wonder who chose this kanker server
[5:08]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:08]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:08]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:08]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:08]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
mArk/Cup [5:08]: lol
[5:08]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
accurate.NIEUWEPC [5:08]: I w0nd3r too
accurate.juA [5:08]: your mother
TaavI [5:08]: me!
[5:08]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
FEiS|CUP [5:08]: its 5v5 cfg so plant mines
[5:08]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:08]: FIGHT!
[4:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:02]: The Allied Truck is in position!
tmt :d [3:44]: :D
FEiS|CUP [3:44]: :D
[3:32]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[3:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:51]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
accurate.juA [2:35]: pls fucking gay
[1:32]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:27
FEiS|CUP [Countdown]: :D
accurate.joshua [9:03]: ...
[8:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:33]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:30]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
mArk/Cup [6:53]: nice class;D
accurate.NIEUWEPC [6:40]: nice putting the correct config prematch
[6:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
TaavI [6:29]: sush cheetah
[5:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
accurate.joshua [5:51]: im behind the wall retard
[5:42]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
accurate.joshua [5:01]: ......
[4:39]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
tmt :d [4:39]: fucking ugly
accurate.juA [4:39]: your connection idd
[4:39]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
accurate.NIEUWEPC [4:39]: :dddD:D::::D:DDDDDDD:::DDD:D:DDD::::D:D:D:DD::D:D||DD
[4:39]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
accurate.joshua [4:39]: I smell the bbq
accurate.joshua [4:39]: so unpause
[4:39]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:39]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:39]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:39]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:39]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
FEiS|CUP [4:39]: :D
[4:39]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:39]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:39]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:39]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:39]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:39]: FIGHT!
[3:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:45]: The Allied Truck is in position!
tmt :d [2:23]: awesome server :D
[2:15]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:15]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:01]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
tmt vita [1:59]: EH
tmt :d [0:15]: gg :DDDDDD
tmt :d [0:14]: fffs
tmt :d [0:02]: :D
tmt :d [0:01]: :D
tmt :d [0:01]: :D
tmt :d [0:01]: :D
[0:01]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:26 (original: 10:27)
tmt :d [Intermission]: :D:D
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: :D:D::D
mArk/Cup [Intermission]: haha close one
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: close 1
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Intermission]: server you right
accurate.juA [Intermission]: :DDD
TaavI [Warmup]: now vote for 3on3 cfg
tmt :d [11:36]: :D
tmt :d [11:36]: :D
tmt :d [11:20]: ugly server :S
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
tmt :d [10:37]: :D
tmt :d [10:37]: :D
[10:27]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:27]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:57]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
accurate.NIEUWEPC [9:57]: fuck off
tmt vita [9:57]: fuck this
tmt vita [9:57]: lets change server
tmt :d [9:57]: this is unbelievable
accurate.juA [9:57]: stfu
accurate.joshua [9:57]: forfeit or play
TaavI [9:56]: lets bust the cheaters
[9:57]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
accurate.juA [9:56]: get a normal connection
tmt vita [9:56]: cancel the bets then
tmt :d [9:56]: jua gtfo already..
[9:57]: accurate.joshuacalled a vote.
accurate.juA [9:56]: haha
[9:57]: Vote passed!
[9:57]: TaavIhas been kicked!
[9:57]: TaavI player kicked
tmt :d [9:56]: :DDDDDDD
[9:57]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
accurate.NIEUWEPC [9:57]: rup
tmt vita [9:57]: fo
accurate.NIEUWEPC [9:57]: MY BBQ IS ON
FEiS|CUP [9:57]: lol :D
accurate.NIEUWEPC [9:57]: MOVE
[9:56]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
FEiS|CUP [9:57]: vita
[9:56]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:56]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
mArk/Cup [9:57]: kicking wont stop the lagge i think:)
[9:56]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
FEiS|CUP [9:57]: you lagg is over
[9:56]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:56]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:56]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:56]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
tmt :d [9:57]: :DDDD
[9:56]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
tmt vita [9:57]: kicking?
[9:56]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:56]: FIGHT!
tmt vita [9:57]: what did i do
tmt vita [9:56]: tard
mArk/Cup [9:55]: :D
[9:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:30]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:00]: TaavI connected
FEiS|CUP [8:57]: :D
accurate.juA [8:54]: kan
[8:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
tmt :d [8:50]: nerd
[8:18]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:15]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:14]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:14]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:45
tmt :d [Intermission]: gege
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: wp (=
loller [Intermission]: server owned us
tmt vita [Intermission]: awesome
accurate.juA [Intermission]: ye
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: Sk1p <3
accurate.juA [Intermission]: server
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Intermission]: ye
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Intermission]: shit serv
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Intermission]: we would have 1min otherwise
accurate.juA [Warmup]: not your great internet
loller [Warmup]: big ego
tmt :d [Countdown]: JUA :D::D:DD
tmt :d [Countdown]: youre absolutely ridiculous already
accurate.juA [Countdown]: ye
accurate.juA [Countdown]: i know
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Countdown]: no you
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Countdown]: warpmaster
accurate.juA [3:44]: you inet also
[3:17]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:01]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[2:59]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
tmt :d [2:17]: :D
[1:47]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:47]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:53]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:47]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
FEiS|CUP [0:38]: #FEiS ==DDD
[0:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
accurate.joshua [0:03]: :D:D:D
[0:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:01]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:44 (original: 3:45)
TaavI [Intermission]: nice
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: :D:D:D:D:D
tmt :d [Intermission]: :DDDDDDDDDDD
accurate.joshua [Intermission]: wp:P
tmt :d [Intermission]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
mArk/Cup [Intermission]: what a match;D
tmt :d [Intermission]: HAHAAHAHHHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAH
FEiS|CUP [Intermission]: N1CE :D
tmt vita [Intermission]: 4-0 without this lag, np
tmt vita [Intermission]: xDD
TaavI [Warmup]: cointoss
loller [Warmup]: change server
loller [Warmup]: pls
accurate.juA [Warmup]: no
accurate.juA [Warmup]: stfu
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: no time
tmt vita [Warmup]: we aint playing here 3rd mapw
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: change internet
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: maps?
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: my bbq is bbqing
tmt vita [Warmup]: ip in irc
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: k
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: then forfeit
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: maplist?
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: cu
accurate.juA [Warmup]: no
tmt vita [Warmup]: forfeit? :D
tmt :d [Warmup]: im okay with forfeit
accurate.juA [Warmup]: we play on this server
loller [Warmup]: me 2
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: feis
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: admin
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: maplist?
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: wat is de maplist
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: 1 sec
tmt vita [Warmup]: 2-2 draw then
tmt vita [Warmup]: cu
tmt :d [Warmup]: im gonna leave, cuz this server aint the best out there..
tmt :d [Warmup]: forfeit
accurate.juA [Warmup]: no
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: no come on -,-
TaavI [Warmup]: alder gold braun ice frost beach
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: heads
tmt vita [Warmup]: cu in irc
tmt vita [Warmup]: if u wanna play
accurate.juA [Warmup]: ok we win
accurate.juA [Warmup]: to bad
tmt vita [Warmup]: u won 2-2
accurate.juA [Warmup]: leavers
loller [Warmup]: >D
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: tmt -,-
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: just play ..
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: dus
accurate.juA [Warmup]: leave is forfeit in our favour
tmt vita [Warmup]: of what part cant u understand?
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: 4-2 voor ons/
tmt vita [Warmup]: we move fucking 1min from spawn to yours
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: of what part you cna't understand retard
accurate.juA [Warmup]: THAT YOUR INTERNET SUCKS
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: without this server your lagging to
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: :d
accurate.juA [Warmup]: pls think mongol
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: pocals
tmt vita [Warmup]: so we wanna play on decent server
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: you got ip ?
tmt vita [Warmup]: yes
tmt vita [Warmup]: irc
accurate.juA [Warmup]: your internet is so fucking bad and you are whining about a server
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: we want to play against a decent enemy
accurate.joshua [Warmup]: without lagging shit
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: nou
FEiS|CUP [Warmup]: =.= kanekr mognools.
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: lekkere cup
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: :)
accurate.juA [Warmup]: wij winne?
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: kga bbqen
accurate.NIEUWEPC [Warmup]: later

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