Titanz vs cuntmasters. (5516 views)

es CiD
be sylvester
be BrCh
de bitch
de caTchEr
de stownage
ESL 3on3 Summerleague 2009
Loser bracket Final
Division 2
28.09.09 20:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cmasters . caTchEr 41 kills
Killing Spree cmasters . caTchEr 5 frags without being killed
Accountant cmasters . caTchEr 158% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! cmasters . caTchEr 38 gibs
...and stay dead! cmasters . caTchEr 93% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cmasters . caTchEr 35 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Titanz~CiD! 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Titanz~CiD! 106 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Titanz~Sylvester 287 damage per frag
What objective? cmasters . caTchEr 228 XP
Red Shirt Titanz~BrCh 39 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Titanz~BrCh 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cmasters . stownage 290 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Titanz~CiD! 2 team kills
Gingerbread man cmasters . bitch 13 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Titanz~CiD!5513418333025381946501770/02/315/243/121214147
Titanz~Sylvester651462436810651335777900/00/123/261/421415635
Titanz~BrCh361261439900737354500430/00/312/302/026711539
Titanz~514065610820121812687149273100/02/350/306/023113737
cmasters . caTchEr15822841263800857373901180/04/035/162/214015054
cmasters . bitch93186262890113463138842660/00/028/161/117813945
cmasters . stownage751822128500747724853730/02/117/182/322717345
cmasters . 107596888252012815140126383570/06/180/185/318215445
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Titanz~CiD!12571108301217141396300/01/08/62/0KK/DDK/KKDTDKKKKDKD
Titanz~Sylvester6139813310318802090360/00/08/90/1DKDDDK/KKDK/KK/DKSDDDD
Titanz~BrCh3854513800614161492430/00/15/70/0KD//DD/DK/KDXK//KDD
Titanz~751642334141111501049781090/01/121/222/1
cmasters . caTchEr901011011330012132167200/00/010/90/1KDKKDKK/DDKDDDDKDDKKK
cmasters . bitch6147813100814171499360/00/08/40/1D////K//K/DKDKK/DKKDK
cmasters . stownage4167512300414291839180/00/04/81/0DK//KK/DDDDK/DDKD
cmasters . 64215233637001349785010540/00/022/211/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Titanz~CiD!43597160013176025641470/01/26/101/1KDDTKD/DKDKKD/DDDDKD/KDD
Titanz~Sylvester92791314500221902397360/00/112/111/1DDXKKDKK/DDKKD/DKKDDDKDKKKDK
Titanz~BrCh264951900011541208800/00/25/160/0DDDDDDKDDK/KKDKDDDDDDDDD
Titanz~5418725495016549170491830/01/523/372/2
cmasters . caTchEr1911012312300628911829180/04/018/61/0KK/KKKK//KKDKKKDDDKKKKKDKKK/K/KDKK/
cmasters . bitch838610125013205117742300/00/010/91/0TKD/KDKDKKDDK/KDKD/DKKD
cmasters . stownage76641013000321071888540/01/19/80/2X/K/DDKDKDD/DDKKKKDKKDKD
cmasters . 117251433780112704954913020/05/137/232/2
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Titanz~CiD!0404000034569000/00/00/40/0DDDD
Titanz~Sylvester5012240000636606180/00/02/30/1KDDKDD
Titanz~BrCh1001833100044142400/00/01/32/0KKDDKD
Titanz~5034511100014221720180/00/03/102/1
cmasters . caTchEr2502652200171440000/00/04/01/1KDK/KKK
cmasters . bitch1002833100149549600/00/03/20/0K/DKDK
cmasters . stownage1502532200051152610/00/03/10/1DKDKK
cmasters . 1677911750021720142210/00/010/31/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Titanz~CiD!2001500000000/00/11/40/0DDKDDD
Titanz~Sylvester201615000142768400/00/01/30/1DKD/DD
Titanz~BrCh25514000033749600/00/01/40/0DDKDD
Titanz~22213140001764118000/00/13/110/1
cmasters . caTchEr30003100000000/00/03/10/0KKKD
cmasters . bitch1002550200166811500/00/07/10/0KK/KDKKKK
cmasters . stownage3002631000072560000/01/01/11/0KDKK
cmasters . 233511122001139371500/01/011/31/0

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Player Chats
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: <3
cmasters . stownage [Warmup]: hf gl
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
cmasters . bitch [Warmup]: rup morons
cmasters . stownage [Warmup]: digi'brch <3
Titanz~CiD! [Warmup]: is this your map?
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: yes
cmasters . bitch [Warmup]: rup
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
Titanz~Sylvester [Warmup]: map? this?
cmasters . bitch [Warmup]: yes
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: -.- yES
cmasters . stownage [Warmup]: lets play guys
Titanz~Sylvester [Warmup]: ok
Titanz~Sylvester [Warmup]: gg
Titanz~Sylvester [Warmup]: gl
Titanz~Sylvester [Warmup]: hf
Titanz~Sylvester [Countdown]: shoutout to the fags who have alot of time
Titanz~CiD! [Countdown]: Saludos al chobo KIE_XIII, Dieg0l, ex happyfacers, PaTToN-Obli-matack y resto de wolfenspainers
[11:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:22]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:19]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:19]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:19]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:05]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:55]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:04
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
[4:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:48]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[4:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:40]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cmasters . bitch [0:40]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:04)
cmasters . bitch [Warmup]: map?
Titanz~BrCh [Warmup]: catcher i want your demo for sure after war
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: ;D
cmasters . stownage [Warmup]: :D
cmasters . bitch [Warmup]: :D
cmasters . bitch [Warmup]: map
cmasters . bitch [Warmup]: btw
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: shoutout to stKz
cmasters . bitch [Warmup]: shoutout to 1 of the proudest british ppl ever: [><][><][><]stKz:: halt die fresse du hurensohn, ich bin englaender[><][><][><]
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: ;D
cmasters . bitch [Warmup]: <3 stkz
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
[9:03]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[9:01]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:01]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:36]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:23
cmasters . bitch [Intermission]: wp
cmasters . caTchEr [Warmup]: Rup!
cmasters . bitch [2:22]: shoutout to 1 of the proudest british ppl ever: [><][><][><]stKz:: halt die fresse du hurensohn, ich bin englaender[><][><][><]
[1:22]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:02]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[0:01]: Titanz~CiD! disconnected
Titanz~BrCh [0:00]: catcher demos upload on ESL
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:23)
cmasters . bitch [Intermission]: wp
cmasters . stownage [Intermission]: gg wp
cmasters . bitch [Intermission]: bb whiners
[Intermission]: cmasters . caTchEr disconnected
[Intermission]: cmasters . bitch disconnected
[Intermission]: cmasters . stownage disconnected

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