NIGGERS BEHIND TRIGGERS vs alko in thermos (3436 views)

fi TUKIS
ee NUGIS
pl alKo
pl Thermos
ESL 2on2 Summer League 2ND DIVISION Grand Final !!
http://www.esl.eu/eu/et/2on2/league/summer2009/po2/rankings/

NIGGERS BEHIND TRIGGERS NEEDS TO WIN TWICE !!
12.10.09 19:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ALKO in thermos 103 kills
Killing Spree (me&nugis) TUKIS 5 frags without being killed
Accountant (me&nugis) TUKIS 104% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ALKO in thermos 20 gibs
...and stay dead! ALKO in thermos 19% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ALKO in thermos 102 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! (me&nugis) TUKIS 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer (me&nugis) TUKIS 152 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! alko in THERMOS 207 damage per frag
What objective? (me&nugis) TUKIS 507 XP
Red Shirt (me&tukis) NUGIS 116 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? alko in THERMOS 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ALKO in thermos 157 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut (me&nugis) TUKIS 3 team kills
Gingerbread man (me&tukis) NUGIS 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
(me&nugis) TUKIS102507979315232213733120581290/04/290/676/014212755
(me&tukis) NUGIS6438375116310271256912711560/01/071/903/116810937
tukis8189017220918334926302247691850/05/0161/909/115511846
ALKO in thermos1005041031022012181545814836480/02/3102/771/515014458
alko in THERMOS5033354106212169311114661390/00/256/850/417210729
alko in THERMOS7583715720822243424769263021870/02/2158/851/416112649
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(me&nugis) TUKIS23336731000692508180/00/07/30/0KDKKDDKKKK
(me&tukis) NUGIS02007000172689600/00/00/60/0DD/DDDD
tukis11756710100114181404180/00/07/90/0
ALKO in thermos17536741001105573700/00/07/30/0KKKDKK/KDKD
alko in THERMOS401525000134968100/00/02/40/0DD/KDKD
alko in THERMOS108519910021404141800/00/09/70/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(me&nugis) TUKIS1002555200168391800/01/04/40/0KK/KKDDDKD
(me&tukis) NUGIS752334000269438900/00/03/20/0D/KK/KD
tukis88488920031377130700/01/07/60/0
ALKO in thermos752734000059575200/00/03/40/0DDDKKDK
alko in THERMOS602435000171262500/00/13/30/0DKDD/KKD
alko in THERMOS68516900011307137700/00/16/70/0
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(me&nugis) TUKIS463961301061351122400/00/04/62/0//K/KD/KSKK/DDD/KDD
(me&tukis) NUGIS8553121420072048165600/00/012/70/0K/DKDKK/K/DK/K/K/K/KDKDDKD
tukis66921827210133399288000/00/016/132/0
ALKO in thermos8167911500219492008180/00/09/80/1DDDKDDK/DDKD/KKDKKKK
alko in THERMOS335141211029311391360/00/04/80/1KKDDSDDD/K/DDKDD
alko in THERMOS571181323610428803399540/00/013/160/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(me&nugis) TUKIS625858301211411121630/00/26/40/0DDK/DDKDKDKTK/
(me&tukis) NUGIS36294110000985123000/00/04/110/1DDKDKDKDDDDDDKXD
tukis4987919301221262351630/00/210/150/1
ALKO in thermos2006814740031413125400/02/011/51/0KKK/KDKKKDKK/KKKK/DDKX
alko in THERMOS3332390014938872340/00/04/50/0/K/DDKD/DK/DT
alko in THERMOS1171001716401723512126340/02/015/101/0
Player Summary for the_station
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(me&nugis) TUKIS12852181410001533145100/00/018/140/0DKDDKDKDKDKKDKKKKDKDKDKDDKDKDKKK
(me&tukis) NUGIS8639131500001567150000/00/013/150/0DKDKDDDKKDKDDDKKDKDKDKKDKDKD
tukis10791312910003100295100/00/031/290/0
ALKO in thermos10041161620001585160000/00/016/160/0KDKKDDKKDKDKDDDKKDKKDKDKKDDKDKDD
alko in THERMOS8636131500001366150000/00/013/150/0KKDKDKKDDKDDKKDDDKDKDDKDKDKD
alko in THERMOS9377293120002951310000/00/029/310/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(me&nugis) TUKIS90531820001021052000100/00/019/200/0KDKDDKKKDKDKDDKKDDKKDDDKDKDKDDKDKKDTKDD
(me&tukis) NUGIS9046192100001857219000/01/018/220/0KDKDKDDDDKKKDDKDDKDKDKKDDKDKDKDKDDKDKKXKD
tukis90993741001039624190100/01/037/420/0
ALKO in thermos13670261910102573203260/00/127/190/0DKKDKKDKDKDDKKDKKDKDKKDKTDKDKDKDKKDKKKDKDKDDXKK
alko in THERMOS83401518001016171930510/00/016/190/0DDKKKDDKDDKDKDKDXKKDKKDDDKDKDDKDTKD
alko in THERMOS1101104137102041903962570/00/143/380/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(me&nugis) TUKIS1431472316311837552874380/01/020/73/0SK/K/KDK/K/KTKKK/KKKKDKDKK/DK/KDKDKK/DKK
(me&tukis) NUGIS61911626000132916277800/00/014/142/0/K/DKD/KDX/K/KDD/K/KK/DK/KDD//K/DKDK/KKDKDD
tukis10223839423112166715652380/01/034/215/0
ALKO in thermos50102132661183678389260/00/114/140/2D/KDK/DKDDTKDDDD//DK/SKD/DK/KDDKDDK/KKKD
alko in THERMOS2878725000319742779180/00/07/200/3DKDDDDDDXD/KDDDDKKDDKD/K/DDKDDDDD
alko in THERMOS3918020516111156526671240/00/121/340/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
(me&nugis) TUKIS10797151450052473196200/02/012/91/0KDKDDKK/DDD/DKDKK/K/K/KDKKKKK
(me&tukis) NUGIS4482818110417762072560/00/07/131/0DDKK/DDKD/DKDK/S/DKKDKDDDD
tukis761792332610942494034560/02/019/222/0
ALKO in thermos100931515100426102561180/00/115/80/2K/KDKKDKKK/K/KDKDDDK/DKDKDKKDD
alko in THERMOS415771710051424168800/00/17/110/0DKDKD/KDDK/KDDD///DDKDKD
alko in THERMOS711502232200940344249180/00/222/190/2

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Player Chats
[9:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:34]: The Service Door has been breached!
[7:05]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:54
ALKO in thermos [Warmup]: rdy
(me&nugis) TUKIS [Warmup]: nugis skilldrop ettv
ALKO in thermos [Warmup]: thermos like always
[2:09]: The Main Door has been breached!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:54)
(me&nugis) TUKIS [Intermission]: gaydorf?
ALKO in thermos [Warmup]: rdy
[5:44]: Allies capture the factory district!
[5:40]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[5:19]: Allies capture the factory district!
[4:56]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[2:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:22
ALKO in thermos [Warmup]: rdy
[6:04]: Allies capture the factory district!
[5:43]: The side gate has been built!
[5:25]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
ALKO in thermos [2:10]: ggf
(me&nugis) TUKIS [1:55]: gaydorf -.-
[1:45]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:45]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:45]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:45]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:45]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:45]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:37 (original: 7:22)
(me&nugis) TUKIS [Warmup]: gg
(me&nugis) TUKIS [Warmup]: new match, mapo
ALKO in thermos [Warmup]: ur map?
(me&tukis) NUGIS [Warmup]: vote sth
(me&nugis) TUKIS [Warmup]: sd then ours
(me&tukis) NUGIS [Warmup]: unbind slashkill
(me&nugis) TUKIS [Warmup]: mhm rules was wat
(me&nugis) TUKIS [Warmup]: no selfkill?
(me&nugis) TUKIS [Warmup]: nades?
(me&tukis) NUGIS [Warmup]: no naded no funky shit
(me&tukis) NUGIS [Warmup]: rupime
(me&tukis) NUGIS [Warmup]: nades even
ALKO in thermos [Warmup]: rdy
ALKO in thermos [Countdown]: btw , nades all
(me&nugis) TUKIS [Countdown]: nades avi?
[Countdown]: the_station
[9:37]: Allied flag dropped!!
[9:03]: Axis flag dropped!!
[8:22]: Axis flag dropped!!
[8:06]: Allied flag dropped!!
[7:38]: the Allies have Captured the Flag!!!
[7:07]: Axis flag dropped!!
[6:46]: Allied flag dropped!!
[6:36]: Axis flag dropped!!
[6:23]: Allied flag dropped!!
[6:21]: Axis flag dropped!!
[6:12]: the Allies have Captured the Flag!!!
[5:45]: Allied flag dropped!!
[5:30]: Allied flag dropped!!
[4:36]: Axis flag dropped!!
[4:21]: Allied flag dropped!!
[3:58]: Axis flag dropped!!
[3:52]: Allied flag dropped!!
[3:22]: Allies have Captured all 3 Flags!!!!
[3:22]: the Allies have Captured the Flag!!!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:37
[Intermission]: the_station
ALKO in thermos [Warmup]: rdy
(me&nugis) TUKIS [Warmup]: blue team scooores
[Countdown]: the_station
[6:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:36]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:35]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:35]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:35]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
(me&nugis) TUKIS [6:36]: SORRY much
[6:35]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:35]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:35]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:35]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:35]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:35]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:35]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:35]: FIGHT!
[6:21]: Allied flag dropped!!
[5:17]: Axis flag dropped!!
[4:44]: Allied flag dropped!!
[4:33]: Axis flag dropped!!
[4:08]: Axis flag dropped!!
(me&nugis) TUKIS [3:43]: nice capture
[3:37]: the Allies have Captured the Flag!!!
[2:56]: Axis flag dropped!!
[2:48]: the Allies have Captured the Flag!!!
[2:33]: Axis flag dropped!!
[1:58]: Axis flag dropped!!
[1:51]: Allied flag dropped!!
[1:45]: Allied flag dropped!!
[1:19]: Axis flag dropped!!
[0:53]: Axis flag dropped!!
[0:19]: Axis flag dropped!!
[0:04]: Axis flag dropped!!
(me&nugis) TUKIS [0]: spawntimez :<
[0]: Axis flag dropped!!
[0]: Allied flag dropped!!
[0]: the Axis have Captured the Flag!!!
[0]: the Allies have Captured the Flag!!!
[0]: Allies have Captured all 3 Flags!!!!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:37)
[Intermission]: the_station
ALKO in thermos [Warmup]: rdy
ALKO in thermos [Warmup]: rdy
(me&nugis) TUKIS [Countdown]: 1-1 :S:S
ALKO in thermos [11:57]: ya
(me&nugis) TUKIS [11:51]: 5-1 ;)
[11:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:24]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:53]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ALKO in thermos [9:43]: aha
[8:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:25]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:36]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:30]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:16]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
ALKO in thermos [Warmup]: rdy
[11:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:29]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:28]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ALKO in thermos [7:34]: nice lag
ALKO in thermos [7:34]: .XD
[6:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:42]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
(me&nugis) TUKIS [3:07]: gg 7-1 :d
[2:57]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:02 (original: 12:00)

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