MASCULINE MANS vs Cortana (5393 views)
20.10.09 21:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | mASCULINE Sample | 59 kills |
Killing Spree | mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT | 13 frags without being killed |
Accountant | mASCULINE sQUALL | 159% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | mASCULINE sQUALL | 26 gibs |
...and stay dead! | mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT | 57% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | mASCULINE sQUALL | 44 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | mASCULINE Sample | 31 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT | 105 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | .)(. lol | 210 damage per frag |
What objective? | mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT | 316 XP |
Red Shirt | .)(. suVi | 60 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | .)(. suVi | 10 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT | 193 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | mASCULINE Sample | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | mASCULINE Sample | 19 /kills |
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mASCULINE Sample [Countdown]: | gl hf |
[Countdown]: | mASCULINE sQUALLcalled a vote. |
[Countdown]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
[Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | my favourite game |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | 1 min till forfeit |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | we choose sideXD |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Warmup]: | OUR MAP |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | ow yes |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Warmup]: | OUR SIDE |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | why? |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Warmup]: | GET YOUR FUCKING PLAYERS |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | because u 've taken gr |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | NO SIDE |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | no rule for that |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | WHATS UR MAPD |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | MORJENS! |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | should we take forfeit or? |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | NON PHIXION: THE CIA IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | !!!!!!!! |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | MUIJAT <3 |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | THE REAL HIP HOP |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | WELL IF U REALLY WANT TAKE IT |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | Or wait 5 mins |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | I WANT TO PLAYYYYYY |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | DO U HAVE PLAYERS |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | IM ASKING |
mASCULINE chmppp [Warmup]: | setup counts for 2 |
mASCULINE chmppp [Warmup]: | u need 2 more |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | we r 5 |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | gmx is afk |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | dead game..... |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | lowest EC ever |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | getting him or mec merc |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | i see 3 |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | can we take mind?XD |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | NO |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Warmup]: | you like cheaters ? |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | 10/0 |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | yessssssssss |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | TAKE OV!E |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | you couldnt do this searching before the match? |
.)(. setup [Warmup]: | do you smoke squall? |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Warmup]: | he is using snus |
.)(. setup [Warmup]: | i would recomend you to smoke cus u seems to be pretty stressed |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | D;D;D;D; |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | 10/10 |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | haha |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | :D |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | n1 |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Warmup]: | 5/10 |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | :D |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | :D |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | THATS A BIND |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | PLAYERS |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | HI EIM |
eiM [Warmup]: | yo cor |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | WE WANT OUR FORFEIT NOW |
eiM [Warmup]: | whats up |
.)(. suVi [Warmup]: | eim |
.)(. suVi [Warmup]: | maumau |
.)(. calisto [Warmup]: | 1:0 |
.)(. calisto [Warmup]: | for liv |
eiM [Warmup]: | cortana are still allowed to play with 5 if they decide to do so |
.)(. suVi [Warmup]: | cu@ irc |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | 1-O FOR US LOL |
eiM [Warmup]: | cortana whats with your 6th then |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | well |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Warmup]: | take merc |
mASCULINE chmppp [Warmup]: | join EIM ! |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | we can use mama but dunno if we can play |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | EIM JOIN |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | not on roster |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | can he eim?! |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | no |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Warmup]: | who cares |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Warmup]: | take him |
eiM [Warmup]: | he gotta join the team |
eiM [Warmup]: | or cor plays 5on6 |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | wtf is this we rly have to wait for half an hour? |
eiM [Warmup]: | no |
eiM [Warmup]: | they gotta decide now |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | forfeit |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | for some retards who knew this match is going to be played tonight |
eiM [Warmup]: | they |
eiM [Warmup]: | not ya |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | 5on6 is waste of everyone's time |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | k give us 2 more mins and thats it |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | no more mins |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | counting |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | you already had 28 |
mASCULINE chmppp [Warmup]: | I think u need more than 2 mins to join ESL roster in their website |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | this is going to be interesting ;) |
.)(. setup [Warmup]: | dont think you have anything to do after this match, so think you can wait a bit |
.)(. calisto [Warmup]: | :D |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | 1min left |
.)(. suVi [Warmup]: | :D chmpp |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | thats an insult |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | +500 penalty points |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | to |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | SETUP |
.)(. setup [Warmup]: | :XD |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | doing nothing is better than waiting for you |
.)(. suVi [Warmup]: | u're insulting yourself already with that kind of behaviour anyway |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | 2min is up |
.)(. calisto [Warmup]: | stfu suvi |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | READY UP |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | what kind of behaviour |
eiM [Warmup]: | cortana you are forced to play 5on6 until your 6th arrives |
eiM [Warmup]: | now |
eiM [Warmup]: | you do have pauses though |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | ... |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | fuck you |
.)(. suVi [Warmup]: | xD |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | fuck you |
eiM [Warmup]: | :D |
.)(. suVi [Warmup]: | :D |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | start NOW |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Warmup]: | we can borrow 2 |
eiM [Warmup]: | f1 |
.)(. Trickster! [Warmup]: | he is coming |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | ADMIN SAID ___NOW___ |
.)(. calisto [Warmup]: | shoutout to gumiflex |
.)(. suVi [Warmup]: | pause incoming boiz |
eiM [Warmup]: | gief ref else |
eiM [Warmup]: | wait |
eiM [Warmup]: | no this isnt esl serv |
eiM [Warmup]: | :D |
.)(. GuNnEr [Warmup]: | COMING |
eiM [Countdown]: | ey :< |
mASCULINE chmppp [Countdown]: | rather play warmup and be in the pause mode |
[14:58]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [14:58]: | JOS JOKU KATTOO TÄTÄ PELIÄ ANTAKAA SPAWNTIME PAUSEN AIKANA |
.)(. Trickster! [14:57]: | thanks |
[14:57]: | Axis team locked from spectators by mASCULINE Sample |
[14:58]: | :D connected |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [14:57]: | shoutit juutille ja slartolle |
[14:57]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
.)(. suVi [14:57]: | :D |
[14:57]: | Axis team locked by mASCULINE Sample |
[14:57]: | mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSITcalled a vote. |
[14:57]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
[14:57]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
eiM [14:57]: | x) |
.)(. setup [14:58]: | :XD |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [14:57]: | Welcome |
eiM [14:58]: | i guess its sorted then |
eiM [14:57]: | be friends |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [14:57]: | I wish you a pleasant game |
[14:57]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
eiM [14:57]: | gl |
[14:57]: | eiM disconnected |
[14:57]: | mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVENcalled a vote. |
[14:57]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
.)(. calisto [14:58]: | see skvall, your friends are nicer than u |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [14:58]: | Terkkuja Annille, Annalle, Jennalle, Minnalle ja Elinalle <3 |
[14:57]: | Vote cancelled |
[14:57]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[14:57]: | mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVENcalled a vote. |
.)(. setup [14:57]: | u'r sad |
[14:58]: | Vote cancelled |
[14:57]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [14:57]: | u r DAD |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [14:58]: | :D |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [14:57]: | UNPAUSE |
[14:57]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
.)(. suVi [14:57]: | rage |
.)(. suVi [14:57]: | e-rage |
[14:57]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
[14:58]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[14:58]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[14:58]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [14:58]: | whats spwantime?? |
[14:58]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[14:58]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[14:58]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [14:57]: | tag up |
[14:58]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[14:58]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[14:58]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[14:58]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[14:58]: | FIGHT! |
[14:26]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[14:05]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[13:56]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
mASCULINE Sample [7:07]: | :d |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [5:55]: | statsdy |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [5:46]: | Terq |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [5:44]: | Anni |
.)(. calisto [3:56]: | :X |
mASCULINE sQUALL [3:21]: | :D! |
mASCULINE Sample [2:14]: | :d |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 15:00 |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | WORTH OF 30 MIN SPARE TIME |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | :D! |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | :D! |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | :D! |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | WHEN WILL YOUR 6TH ARRIVE? |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | XDD |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | :d:d |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | :d:D |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | Sorry for my teammates |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | Arrogant bastards |
mASCULINE Sample [Warmup]: | xd |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | UR NOT MY REAL DAD |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | rup |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | We ok_ |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | you must now when you win the EC the egoboost you get :P this is what you get!!!!!! |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | i hate it |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Countdown]: | YOU MUST KNOW! |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Countdown]: | alcohol |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Countdown]: | do not |
.)(. lol [Countdown]: | ensam was already like that when he played 5th league |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [14:56]: | did he? |
[14:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [13:34]: | Mutsi <3 |
[11:33]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:31]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[10:40]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[10:36]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[10:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:16]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:49]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
mASCULINE sQUALL [9:30]: | :D! |
[9:04]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[8:56]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [8:47]: | 7 GRENADEs, 2 AISTRIKES, 1 ARTILLERY |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [8:42]: | TANK IS DOWN |
mASCULINE sQUALL [8:39]: | :D! |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [8:27]: | AHAHA |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [8:25]: | ONE PANZERFAUST |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [8:24]: | I MA DOWN |
.)(. suVi [8:20]: | OBJ |
mASCULINE sQUALL [8:18]: | :D! |
mASCULINE sQUALL [8:18]: | :D! |
mASCULINE sQUALL [8:17]: | :D! |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [8:11]: | time to obj |
[7:39]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:20 (original: 15:00) |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Warmup]: | VOI VITTU |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Warmup]: | homemap |
.)(. lol [Warmup]: | :Ddd |
.)(. GuNnEr [Warmup]: | ensam |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | Smokin' |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | 2 stressed |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Countdown]: | :D |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Countdown]: | :D! |
.)(. suVi [Countdown]: | not surprised |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Countdown]: | :d |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Countdown]: | THIS GAME EXCITING =D |
[9:11]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[8:34]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 1:25 |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Intermission]: | :D:D: |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Intermission]: | :D:D:D: |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Intermission]: | Home map |
.)(. GuNnEr [Intermission]: | :DDD |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Intermission]: | WORLD RECORD |
mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT [Intermission]: | ERMINET |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Intermission]: | LOTTONEST :XD |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Intermission]: | KAPA ERMINE.JPG |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Intermission]: | ERMINE KAPAA :D:D |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Warmup]: | SUVI ERMINE.JPG |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Warmup]: | great map choice <3 |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Countdown]: | :D! |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Countdown]: | fast and furious |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Countdown]: | :D |
mASCULINE Sample [Countdown]: | :D |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Countdown]: | LOTTONEST :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
[0:46]: | Main blast door opening! |
.)(. suVi [0:21]: | d>D>D> |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:25) |
MASCULINE FEL<3MUIJAT [Intermission]: | CALISTOOOOO |
mASCULINE Sample [Intermission]: | :D |
.)(. Trickster! [Intermission]: | bb cortana:> |
[Intermission]: | mASCULINE chmppp disconnected |
[Intermission]: | mASCULINE Sample disconnected |
.)(. calisto [Intermission]: | :D |
[Intermission]: | .)(. GuNnEr disconnected |
[Intermission]: | .)(. suVi disconnected |
[Intermission]: | mASCULINE kapaa<3MUTSIT disconnected |
[Intermission]: | .)(. lol disconnected |
[Intermission]: | .)(. setup disconnected |
[Intermission]: | .)(. Trickster! disconnected |
mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN [Intermission]: | LOSER BRACKET LEFT |
[Intermission]: | mASCULINE ENSAMONEEIGHTSEVEN disconnected |
.)(. calisto [Intermission]: | wp squall! |
mASCULINE sQUALL [Intermission]: | :D! |
.)(. calisto [Warmup]: | :DD |
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