Dickheads vs TAGGERS (7040 views)

fi Matias
de drago
fr emorej
nl abort
fi olBaa
nl Lightning
de zerender
lv fuzz
nl aphesia
pl edain
ESL Major Series V Playoff match: Matchlink

The 500 € competition - ESL ET Major Series V Mainpage
30.12.09 21:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth C===:D-OLB^GAAAAAAA 53 kills
Killing Spree C===:D-OLB^GAAAAAAA 6 frags without being killed
Accountant C===:D-OLB^GAAAAAAA 129% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! C===:D-Matias 15 gibs
...and stay dead! C===:D-Matias 43% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning C===:D-OLB^GAAAAAAA 44 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TAG|Lightning :o))))))))))) 18 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TAG|aea 125 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TAG|Yossa :::D 278 damage per frag
What objective? TAG|edain :ddD:Ddd:D:DddD:D 319 XP
Red Shirt TAG|Lightning :o))))))))))) 66 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TAG|aea 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore C===:D-OLB^GAAAAAAA 173 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut C===:D-dragobert 4 team kills
Gingerbread man C===:D-dragobert 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
C===:D-dragobert1073034845140417848651455170/02/232/2314/417711446
C===:D-Matias612093553154212670463521560/012/55/2715/819211139
C===:D-OLB^GAAAAAAA129318534113016956270442511/05/544/264/418017264
C===:D-emorej7122937524018677176861550/00/536/312/918314845
C===:D-abortt85230414810001365836911900/03/334/244/616114455
C===:D-881289214239564856381063313811691/022/3151/2439/617913846
TAG|aea55231336080216615784641470/12/732/281/10187141312
TAG|Clown6622437568029588872412400/02/334/362/615912945
TAG|Lightning :o)))))))))))632234266101010746077461440/015/59/4118/1117811657
TAG|edain :ddD:Ddd:D:DddD:D75319364860312763875832110/00/533/243/421215846
TAG|Yossa :::D742353142700105995707200/01/227/263/419316834
TAG|66123217927239175733138381067420/020/2135/2627/418614247
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
C===:D-dragobert13368129201519638351400/01/07/42/0DKK/KK/KDK/K/KKDKK/TKD
C===:D-Matias3044310000312751702360/00/13/60/1DDD/D/DK/KDKDX
C===:D-OLB^GAAAAAAA20079126200119941300720/02/09/41/1KK/DKKKKKDKKDDDKKK
C===:D-emorej6034610100311671531340/00/16/40/2DD//KKDDKK/DKDKD
C===:D-abortt905291010041677157000/00/18/51/0DKK//KDK//KKKDKDDKD
C===:D-103277424560116807669382820/03/333/234/4
TAG|aea0330120003644197200/00/00/70/2DDD///DDDDDD
TAG|Clown10077101010011344112200/00/110/70/0K/DDKKDDKDDKDKKDKKKD
TAG|Lightning :o)))))))))))11071111020002099183500/03/16/82/1DKKKDDKDDDKKDDKKKKKDD
TAG|edain :ddD:Ddd:D:DddD:D6069610100316011767540/00/06/50/0KKD//DDKDKDDKKD/
TAG|Yossa :::D25382810011250138000/00/11/61/0K/KDDDDDDD
TAG|592882950500869388076540/03/323/333/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
C===:D-dragobert116567630031344628180/00/05/32/0DK/KK/KD/KKKD
C===:D-Matias542861110011063137600/04/12/70/2DKDKKDDDDKD/DDKKD
C===:D-OLB^GAAAAAAA10063771002130091500/00/07/40/1DDK/DKD/KKKKDK
C===:D-emorej62545800019251288180/00/05/60/1DKD/DDKDKDDKK
C===:D-abortt713857200167593600/00/04/31/2KDDKKDDK/DDK
C===:D-812393039700853075143360/04/123/233/6
TAG|aea10039881004108596500/00/08/30/2/DKKDK///KXKKDKKD
TAG|Clown54266112013101211161400/00/14/52/2KK/KDKDDD/KDKDT/DD
TAG|Lightning :o)))))))))))704171020021137104100/01/01/85/0KDKDKKKDKDKDD//DD
TAG|edain :ddD:Ddd:D:DddD:D3337260010729107020/00/23/40/0KDDTDDKDD
TAG|Yossa :::D114528710031180111500/00/18/40/0KK/DKKXK/KKD/KDD
TAG|74195314260212514353071420/01/424/247/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
C===:D-dragobert10011514143015262116951110/01/09/74/2D/KX/DDKKDKDKKK/KKTKKDK/K/DDKD
C===:D-Matias87811416711223511924530/04/30/911/3/DDDTDK/DKDKXKKDKKDKDKDDDKKDKKSKX
C===:D-OLB^GAAAAAAA807112156011260824691070/00/312/101/1/DDDKDKDKDKDKDDKKDKDKDKKDKTD
C===:D-emorej50591020000224322925360/00/110/130/4DDKKD/DK/DDKDDKDKDDDDDKKDDKDKD
C===:D-abortt5251917400216972810540/00/29/80/3DDKDDD/KKD/DDDKDKDDDKDKDKK
C===:D-74377598220131211709118233610/05/940/4716/13
TAG|aea114871614302326072526790/01/217/50/4/KK/KDKK/KDKDKDDTKKKDDKDDKKKDKTD
TAG|Clown80531215100320642600360/02/010/110/1KKD/DD/KKDKDDDKDDKKKKD/DDKK
TAG|Lightning :o)))))))))))6056142341062323233000/06/20/98/6/K/KKKD/SDKKDKDKK/DKXDDDKDK/DK/DDKXDDDD
TAG|edain :ddD:Ddd:D:DddD:D94971718401629412031700/00/113/92/2/K/KDKDKDKDDKDKK/KDKK/K/DKD/KKTKDKDD
TAG|Yossa :::D9084101140031888222200/00/09/81/1K/K/DKKKDKD/DDKKKDKDDX
TAG|88377698116132111823117091850/09/549/4211/14

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
C===:D-dragobert936415166024255819872480/00/211/96/2DDDK/DTT/XDKKKKD/KKKKDKDKKDK/KKDDD
C===:D-Matias75561216731620151350670/04/00/54/2/DKSK/KKTD/KD/KSK/KDSK/KDKKDD
C===:D-OLB^GAAAAAAA1691052213400236602360721/03/216/82/1KDKK/KK/KKXKDKKKDDKDKDKKDDDKKKKKKDDK
C===:D-emorej114821614301222471942670/00/315/82/2KKDDKKD/KKXTDKDDDKKKKDKDK/KDKKDD
C===:D-abortt128891814300625341595360/03/013/82/1/KK/K/XKKDDKDKDK/KDK/KKKKKDKKK/DD
C===:D-11639683732334201301492344901/010/755/3816/8
TAG|aea3472926400618213001680/11/57/131/2KDDKKDDDKDK//DDDK//X/DDKDDDDDDDKDKD/
TAG|Clown4568920401214682403640/00/110/130/3DKDDDD/KDDKD/KTKDDDKDKDDDDDKKD
TAG|Lightning :o)))))))))))435510232002190125401440/05/22/163/4DDKDDXDKDD//DKDDKDKDDKKDDDDDDKDKKD
TAG|edain :ddD:Ddd:D:DddD:D781161114101323672715850/00/211/61/2KDKDTDK//K/DDDDDKKKDDDKKKK
TAG|Yossa :::D6861111610031677235500/01/09/81/3/KKDDDDK//DKKKDKDKDKDDDKDDK
TAG|5437250991202169234130143610/17/1039/566/14

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Player Chats
[11:06]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[11:06]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
C===:D-Matias [10:55]: :D
[10:40]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:04]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[9:28]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[5:58]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:01
TAG|Yossa :::D [Intermission]: new abort
TAG|Yossa :::D [Intermission]: aphesia
TAG|Yossa :::D [Warmup]: D:
C===:D-abortt [Warmup]: ziet er naar uit appie dat je mijn taak over neemt
C===:D-abortt [Warmup]: xD
TAG|Lightning :o))))))))))) [Warmup]: :))
TAG|Lightning :o))))))))))) [Warmup]: :))
TAG|aea [Warmup]: haha
C===:D-dragobert [Warmup]: lan performance?
C===:D-dragobert [Warmup]: :D
TAG|aea [Warmup]: ye
TAG|aea [Warmup]: amazing isnt it
C===:D-Matias [Warmup]: RUP
C===:D-dragobert [Warmup]: almost as good as squall
[5:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:13]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[4:48]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:35]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[4:04]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[3:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:09]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[1:20]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:41 (original: 6:01)
TAG|Yossa :::D [Intermission]: :)
TAG|Yossa :::D [Intermission]: :(
C===:D-Matias [Intermission]: oh some1 was worse than me :))
C===:D-Matias [Warmup]: mapW?
C===:D-dragobert [Warmup]: Clown do you happen to like unicorns?
[13:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:35]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
TAG|Lightning :o))))))))))) [12:49]: :))
TAG|Lightning :o))))))))))) [12:49]: :))
C===:D-emorej [12:47]: :D
[12:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[11:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:55]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:49]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[9:23]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[9:22]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[9:09]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[6:25]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:34
TAG|Yossa :::D [Warmup]: ruP
[8:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:06]: HUB #Msh100 2 connected
[6:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:52]: HUB #Msh100 3 connected
[4:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:06]: The Allied Truck is in position!
C===:D-Matias [2:00]: :d
[1:48]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:47]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:34]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
C===:D-Matias [0:20]: :d
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:34)
C===:D-Matias [Intermission]: ggs
C===:D-dragobert [Intermission]: gg
TAG|aea [Intermission]: wp
TAG|Yossa :::D [Intermission]: :[
[Intermission]: TAG|Clown disconnected
[Intermission]: TAG|aea disconnected
C===:D-abortt [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: C===:D-abortt disconnected
[Intermission]: C===:D-dragobert disconnected
[Intermission]: C===:D-emorej disconnected
TAG|Yossa :::D [Intermission]: gg
HUB #Msh100 2 [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: TAG|Lightning :o))))))))))) disconnected
[Intermission]: TAG|Yossa :::D disconnected
[Intermission]: TAG|edain :ddD:Ddd:D:DddD:D disconnected

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