ubik vs F R I E N D S (3723 views)

au Static
au biggz
au darkn3ss
au Yubby
au stiNGer
au blinded
au LambOfGod
au cretin
nz meteor
au arrow
CyberGamer : Enemy Territory 5v5, Season 1 ladder match.

After one week of soul searching and some R&R, Friends are ready for more action.
25.01.10 11:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ~ biggz 30 kills
Killing Spree GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE 4 frags without being killed
Accountant GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLAMB 117% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ~ Yubby 11 gibs
...and stay dead! ~ Yubby 69% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ~ stiNGer #CG 26 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ~ Static 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLAMB 50 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ~ dARKN3SS 224 damage per frag
What objective? ~ Static 158 XP
Red Shirt ~ Static 32 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH 272 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSMETEOR 4 team kills
Gingerbread man GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSMETEOR 7 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE86802528911221431796880/01/216/209/6866243
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSMETEOR9310425277047361632102720/02/424/94/414511943
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW468712265044198624856710/09/20/147/61669624
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLAMB1171042723501529342695720/00/125/160/510911742
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH891032427100543224324360/03/213/232/1018016037
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPOR864781131312711023150011451011390/015/278/2322/1013711134
~ dARKN3SS681382131100054414453800/03/418/210/221014635
~ biggz10713830277116458233711730/03/316/1511/315312033
~ stiNGer #CG1131452724901334953346480/00/226/172/412913933
~ Static6515822325246352935011160/03/19/1813/616010323
~ Yubby8414216191101527092883970/00/316/101/316915234
~ 8572111613342372518729176394340/09/385/1027/316413234
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE20022634001438298360/00/05/31/0K/KDKKXKKD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSMETEOR25022520011579496910/00/15/01/1TKK/XKKDK
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW12519542010536374310/03/00/33/2KKXDDTKDKKD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLAMB08041011473642310/00/11/10/1DDT/D
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH401025100046068900/00/02/40/1DKDDDKD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPOR1238118188033248624991890/03/213/115/5
~ dARKN3SS602335000048079900/00/03/40/1DKDDKDKD
~ biggz200376341001128394830/00/13/13/0KKSKKDKKD
~ stiNGer #CG332213000028629000/00/11/20/0DDKD
~ Static331626200038256200/02/10/40/1DDKDDDKD
~ Yubby1001933200122344100/00/03/10/1KDK/KD
~ 851171520810124992486830/02/310/123/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE2501400000000/00/01/20/2DDDKX
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSMETEOR5002400000000/00/01/21/2KDDDKD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW010050010344951110/00/10/11/3DDDDTD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLAMB350772400135733850/00/04/40/1KDK/KDDKDD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH401325000046571400/00/02/40/1DKDKDDD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPOR93301220401185615471160/00/18/132/9
~ dARKN3SS1003422200067043000/00/02/20/0KDKD
~ biggz16628532010867605120/01/04/31/0KDDKDKTKK
~ stiNGer #CG3503172200157016800/00/06/11/1KKK/KKKXKD
~ Static1501764110274529940/00/00/26/0DK/KSKXK/KK
~ Yubby66623101128236880/00/03/20/0/KDTKD
~ 1661162214812431341870240/01/015/108/1
Player Summary for bremen_b2
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE8158911511117051498520/01/13/96/1XD/TDDKXDKKKKDDDKDKSKKD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSMETEOR70517102023145514201810/01/27/41/1DKDK/KKDTK/DDKD/KTD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW303831020138228583250/03/10/51/0T/KDDDKD/KD/DD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLAMB15589149000321041715360/00/014/40/2K/DKK/KDKKKKDKKD/KDKDKK
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH4351716000211342253180/02/15/100/5DDDK/K/KXDKDDDDKDDDDDDKKX
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPOR76287405691412722077446120/07/529/328/9
~ dARKN3SS8357101220032152169300/02/28/70/0KK//DDDKDKDKDKDKKKDD/K
~ biggz9040910000213691099610/01/26/52/1DKK/KD/DKDDKKKDKKDD
~ stiNGer #CG13353129701213371486480/00/013/60/2XKDKKKDK/KDDKDKTK/KKDDK
~ Static5353713112314921507410/01/02/75/2/TKDDDKK/KDT/DKDDKDKSD
~ Yubby555359200213941435360/00/24/51/2/KKDKDXDDKX/KDDD
~ 832564353121312774472201860/04/633/308/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE90091000000000/00/17/62/3DKKDDKDKDKKDDDKKDKD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSMETEOR10031111150131582129400/01/111/31/0KKKDKK/KTK/K/KKKKDDD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW57204710115947582040/03/00/52/1/KDTKDKKDDDD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLAMB7506800000000/00/06/70/1KDKDDKDKDKDKDD
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH13002913100032263668180/01/14/52/3KDKKK/KX/DXD/DKDDDDK
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPOR3248043376027443927202220/05/328/267/8
~ dARKN3SS502461260021112161600/01/25/80/1DDK/KDDDDDKDK/DKKXD
~ biggz90331011100412181273170/01/03/65/2K/DDK/KDDDKDK//KKDKKKX
~ stiNGer #CG703971000001302140200/00/16/81/1DDDKDDDKKDKKDDKDK
~ Static77727910219101133710/00/07/52/3KDDKKD/DKDDKKDTKDT
~ Yubby15064646001810639530/00/16/20/0DDKKKDKKK/
~ 87232364614028535260631410/02/427/298/7

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Player Chats
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: cant do that myself
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: need logged in ref for that
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: thx
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: friends tag looks awesome
~ biggz [Warmup]: np
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: sigh we got this swiggly line shit
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE [Warmup]: don't insult the tilde tag mate
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: singer so bad rfl
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW [Warmup]: hello poland
~ stiNGer #CG [Warmup]: get my name right if u wanna insult m8
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: cretin
~ stiNGer #CG [Warmup]: :>
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: tag up
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: my uncle is polish
~ Yubby [Warmup]: gl
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: tag
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: i am eating breakfast
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: omg :P
~ Yubby [Warmup]: shout out to James Milner
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: shoutout to the germans for forcing him out of the country and knocking up my aunty
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSMETEOR [Warmup]: shoutout 2 diablo (gay)
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: shoutout to cretin tagging up
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: wtf
~ biggz [Warmup]: sec reonncecting to remove ref :x
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: keep shooting
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: @ warmup :D
~ biggz [Warmup]: rup m8s
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: so i can finish meal
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: :D
~ stiNGer #CG [Warmup]: shoutout to diablo (straight)
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: same
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSMETEOR [Warmup]: ...wtf
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: omg
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: SIGH
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW [Warmup]: jestem lepszym
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW [Warmup]: w swiecie
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: uleh you're kinda funny guy :D
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: already got sum international fanboys
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: sup
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: cretin if you tag up i'll buy you a copy a new bf bc2
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: ur not gunna kil me m8
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW [Warmup]: dla obserwowania
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: not gunna give u frag movie footage anyway
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE [Warmup]: get it for free mate, gossip girl e-sports sponsored
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: roflamo
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW [Warmup]: telewizja
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW [Warmup]: kochaja wy caly
~ biggz [Warmup]: tag so long ._.
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: so good
~ dARKN3SS [Warmup]: rup
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: YEA OWN
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: what's the time in Australia now?
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: ITS 4AM
~ biggz [Warmup]: 9:10pm
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: START ALREADY
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: FUKC
~ Yubby [Warmup]: 9.10
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: :D
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: 11:10 am in Poland :D
~ Yubby [Warmup]: no work?
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW [Warmup]: haha hes a gamer mate
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: last year of colleage
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: :)
~ Yubby [Warmup]: =)
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: 2 weeks holiday winters
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: the 2nd week has just started
~ biggz [Warmup]: my sister married a polist guy
~ biggz [Warmup]: polish
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: best choice
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: ever
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: :D
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Warmup]: IS UR SISTER HOT??
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW [Warmup]: does she have little polish babies now
~ biggz [Warmup]: some geoscientist
~ biggz [Warmup]: nah not yet
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: even better :D
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: money money money!
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Warmup]: :D
~ biggz [Warmup]: czarnota
~ dARKN3SS [Countdown]: shoutout to balboa fags!! love u mates
~ Static [Countdown]: my sister married my penis
~ biggz [Countdown]: hf
~ Yubby [Countdown]: gl
~ stiNGer #CG [Countdown]: glhf
[Countdown]: etpro: g_useralliedrespawntime server CVAR violation - [20] should be [0]
[Countdown]: etpro: g_useraxisrespawntime server CVAR violation - [30] should be [0]
[11:40]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:35]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:46]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:45]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:24]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:24]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:13]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[9:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:56]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:55]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:29]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[9:29]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:31
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Intermission]: gg
~ biggz [Intermission]: gg
~ stiNGer #CG [Intermission]: gg
~ Yubby [Intermission]: gg
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW [Intermission]: rofl
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLAMB [Intermission]: restart
[Intermission]: etpro: g_useralliedrespawntime server CVAR violation - [20] should be [0]
[Intermission]: etpro: g_useraxisrespawntime server CVAR violation - [30] should be [0]
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE [Warmup]: shoutout to team australia HAHA meadow & pedro too shit
[Countdown]: etpro: g_useralliedrespawntime server CVAR violation - [20] should be [0]
[Countdown]: etpro: g_useraxisrespawntime server CVAR violation - [30] should be [0]
[1:44]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[1:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:31)
~ stiNGer #CG [Intermission]: gg
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Intermission]: gg
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE [Intermission]: gg
~ Static [Intermission]: gg
~ biggz [Intermission]: gg
~ Yubby [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: etpro: g_useralliedrespawntime server CVAR violation - [20] should be [0]
[Intermission]: etpro: g_useraxisrespawntime server CVAR violation - [30] should be [0]
[13:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[13:20]: The side door has been destroyed!
[13:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:02]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[11:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:10]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[10:08]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[10:03]: The Truck has been repaired!
[9:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:51]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:08
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW [Intermission]: gg
~ Yubby [Intermission]: gg
~ biggz [Warmup]: rup
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE [Warmup]: sorry strating
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE [Warmup]: 8D
~ Static [Countdown]: ppl still do that?
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [Countdown]: hf both
~ biggz [Countdown]: hf
~ Static [Countdown]: have sex
~ stiNGer #CG [Countdown]: glhf
[6:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE [6:06]: when we strat we mean argue over who fops
[6:06]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLAMB [5:59]: rof
[5:55]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:34]: The side door has been destroyed!
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [5:08]: fuck this
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [5:04]: fix the lag dik
[4:49]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[4:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
~ stiNGer #CG [4:32]: wow @ lag
~ stiNGer #CG [4:31]: :@
[4:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:44]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[3:43]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[3:05]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:01]: The Truck has been repaired!
**BPS.Radio-malCzik [2:02]: gg
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW [1:59]: gg
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE [1:54]: ggs
[1:45]: Allied team has escaped
~ biggz [Intermission]: gggz
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:23 (original: 7:08)
~ stiNGer #CG [Intermission]: gg
~ Static [Intermission]: ggs
~ Yubby [Intermission]: gg
~ biggz [Intermission]: thanks guys
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSULEH [Intermission]: gg
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE [Intermission]: thanks guys
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSMETEOR [Intermission]: gg
~ biggz [Intermission]: thanks malczik
[Intermission]: GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSARROW disconnected
~ Yubby [Intermission]: cheers lads
[Intermission]: GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSMETEOR disconnected
GOSSIPGIRLE-SPORTSLANCE [Intermission]: thanks for sc
[Intermission]: ~ Static disconnected
~ dARKN3SS [Intermission]: that it?
~ biggz [Intermission]: bb

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