pigs.au vs Horses (5056 views)

au shaggy
au riCo
au iceman34
au angelus
au HANZ
au Hammerkrook
au Witface
au Chevron
au borty
au dongo
CyberGamer : Enemy Territory 5v5, Season 1 ladder match.
27.01.10 11:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth i died because of my ping 97 kills
Killing Spree i died because of my ping 6 frags without being killed
Accountant ~,=,^ Im constructing! 106% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ~,=,^ Im constructing! 22 gibs
...and stay dead! ~,=,^7 Chevron 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning i died because of my ping 82 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ~,=,^ Im constructing! 48 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ~,=,^ Im constructing! 128 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Worlds First Analrapist 255 damage per frag
What objective? i died because of my ping 558 XP
Red Shirt :@ Spiderpig 108 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ~,=,^7 Chevron 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore dongo 163 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ~,=,^7Borty 6 team kills
Gingerbread man shaggy is due for a rinse 32 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
~,=,^7 wit96506798218041913045126724030/012/771/492/1216515557
~,=,^7Borty7239564892106181038290009570/02/447/5814/916210155
~,=,^7 Chevron65492538121031611518134404550/18/847/5415/12217166412
~,=,^ Im constructing!10641584792200131206073512640/030/63/5248/81449356
dongo91528829014062415064144954781/03/572/5210/1318416145
on8623363624219601990620695695825571/055/5240/5289/1317413557
:@ Spiderpig46356501081414129709135747920/02/1140/6211/21194125311
Worlds First Analrapist5534952959012211114129782670/00/1151/462/1721413749
shaggy is due for a rinse76438779918263213682129297190/012/1229/4136/1517812865
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.6449359929012010627124951400/01/861/492/2418013657
i died because of my ping103558979315123015899140124570/013/1182/404/1316414964
d68219433548765414116610316598823750/028/11263/4055/1318613557
Player Summary for bremen_b2
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 wit100538810031655155800/02/16/40/1KDKXDD/KDKKK//KKD
~,=,^7Borty85526730011637147200/00/05/61/0KKDKDDDK/DDKK
~,=,^7 Chevron1106111102011168412321120/01/18/83/0DDKKTDKDKKDK/KKDKKDDKD
~,=,^ Im constructing!13384862002129270400/05/10/33/0K/KDDKKKKK/KDD
dongo12272119300315981670540/00/010/61/0KDDKKDKKKDKDDKK/KK//
on1103224440110110786666361660/08/329/278/1
:@ Spiderpig504251000001061135900/02/23/80/1KDKDDDDXDDDDKKKD
Worlds First Analrapist2835414000315012465360/00/14/80/2KDDDDK//DDDKDDDK/D
shaggy is due for a rinse5540590011112013872150/00/05/61/2DKDK/KDDKDDDKDT
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.506051000021075131800/00/15/60/2DK/KDKXKDDK/DDDD
i died because of my ping137621183021187913371800/01/411/21/2DKKDKTKKKKTDDKDKKDK/DX
d6423930513037663678664310/03/828/302/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 wit142761071003132814321080/01/09/40/0K/D//KKKKKDKKKDKD
~,=,^7Borty754168303313106253180/00/05/54/0TT/KDDKDKD/KDT/KK
~,=,^7 Chevron775179000315241495180/01/05/51/3XKKKD/K/DK/KDKDDXD
~,=,^ Im constructing!162541384002189490300/06/00/67/0KDKD/DKKK/DKKDKKKKDKK
dongo87387830011335135500/00/07/70/1XDKDDDKKDK/KKDKD
on1092604340110312739158104440/08/026/2712/4
:@ Spiderpig4231614100210321646360/00/26/90/1KD/DDKDKDDK/DKDDDKDD
Worlds First Analrapist4255371001132213711160/00/13/30/2/KDKDDDDKD
shaggy is due for a rinse506148000313671226350/00/13/31/1D//KDKD/DKKD
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.503461200029481527370/00/16/70/2DKD/DDDKKDKD/DDKKD
i died because of my ping9037910000011411621400/00/39/40/3DKKKDDKDKKDDDKDKKDD
d5521828512008581073912640/00/827/261/9
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 wit141100171220163179207470/01/116/51/0K//K/KKD/KKK/K/KDDKDKDTKKKKDKK
~,=,^7Borty3056413301514091710670/01/14/70/0D//KXDDKT/KDD/DK/DD
~,=,^7 Chevron100891212000526641949180/01/210/61/0/KDDKKKKDDKKK//K/KKD/DKXD
~,=,^ Im constructing!121791714500322971437660/04/23/98/0DKDDKKDKDDKKK/K/KKDDKKKK/KDDDKK
dongo949716170014314421772340/00/012/133/0D/DKDKD/TKKDKKDDK/KXK/KDKKDDKKKKDD
on9742166681003231269393473920/07/645/4013/0
:@ Spiderpig276551800031307247800/00/15/100/3D//DDD/DDDDKDKDKKDDDKDD
Worlds First Analrapist55751120100422083011580/00/311/90/3D/KKDKDKD/KDD/DDDDKKDDKD/KDKDKD
shaggy is due for a rinse5750111910061613231400/00/111/90/3D/DKDKDDKD///KKDDD/KDKDDKKKDK/
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.207821000031178152600/01/26/100/3KKD/KDDDDK/KDDDDKDDKDDDD/D
i died because of my ping761001013200721822301940/05/05/50/1KK//DKKK/DK/DDKD//KKK/D
d473683980400238488116301520/06/738/430/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 wit40456155002480888590/00/08/150/1K/DDKDDKDDDDKXKD/DKDDKDKDDD
~,=,^7Borty40061500000000/00/06/130/1DDDDKDKDKKDDDDKDKDDDD
~,=,^7 Chevron04901650113926201740/00/28/102/2KDDKDDKDKKDDDKDKXTDKDD/KD
~,=,^ Im constructing!46061300010000/03/10/83/3/DKDDKDKDKKDDDKDDDD
dongo70881217102825412718240/03/29/72/1///K/KDKD/DDTDKDKDK/KDKDTKXKK//K
on391823076110312306062262570/06/531/537/8
:@ Spiderpig100661313201124051932570/00/312/81/1DKDKDDKDKDDKDD/KKDKKKDKKTKD
Worlds First Analrapist55881120100832042818400/00/111/90/2/K/K/K/KKDKDDKDDKKD//D/KDDDD/KD
shaggy is due for a rinse127631411111738102796430/03/11/47/0DKS/DDT/KKK/KK/DKK/D/K/K
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.100661313300617351707330/00/112/40/3/KKDKKK/KKDKD/KKDK/DD/KDK/X
i died because of my ping112901816300113021188500/02/016/50/1K/K//D/K/KDKK/KKKXDKDKK/K/K//KDKK/K
d99373697310123314175111381730/05/652/308/7
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 wit11613521185021366635181260/07/315/101/5KKD/DKDKKDKDKDKDKDDKKTTKDDDXKKDDDKKKKXKDDKK
~,=,^7Borty6612814214021248126043190/01/28/156/2DDKDKDKDDDDKDKD/KKKDTTDKDDDKDKDDKDKKD
~,=,^7 Chevron787815191100025893160680/14/38/143/4KDDDDDKKKDDDDKDDKXKXDKXDKDKDDKKDDDKKK
~,=,^ Im constructing!100791717600127312100350/05/20/1112/3KKDDDDKKDDDKKKKDKKKKDD/DDKKDDKDKKD
dongo851221821602336393669741/00/218/101/7DDDDKDKKDKDK/DKKDKTKD/KKKDXDDK/KKDKTDDKDDK
on8954285963206615106150516221/117/1249/6023/21
:@ Spiderpig377210279123232030874540/00/25/157/9DDKSX/KK/XDKDKDDDKKDDDDDT/DDDXKKDTDDDDKDDD
Worlds First Analrapist61961321601428793313170/00/413/101/5D/KTKXKDDDKDXKDDDDDD//DK/KDDKDKKKKDKD
shaggy is due for a rinse8812922256149294623244080/06/54/814/3DK//TKKT/KKDDK/KKKKK//TDDK/KDDXKDK/KKXKDT/SDDKKKDKDDD
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.771391722301429993431160/00/317/91/6DK/KDKKKDKKDDDKDKKDDDKDK/DDDKTDKDK/KK/DD
i died because of my ping12713628223109390729511250/04/123/91/3K/KKKKDDDK/KKKDKK/KKDD/SKKDKKKK//KDKKK/KDXK/KKD/DDK
d7857290117273829150511510610200/010/1562/5124/26

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 wit779717224014273732021030/01/217/110/5KTK/K/DKDKDKDK/KDKKDKK/DDDDDDKDKDDDKDKDK
~,=,^7Borty11211828258008354525892530/00/119/123/6KKX/KKKKK/KKDKKDKK/DK/K/K/KDDKDDKKDK/DK/KKDDKKDKDXDDKDD
~,=,^7 Chevron53164815301630182984650/01/08/115/3/KKKDKKK/KK/KD/DDKT/KKKD/DDDDDDDDD
~,=,^ Im constructing!10911923215004384622071630/07/00/1515/2KDKK/K/KKDDKD/KKDKKDDDKKDKKKKDKD/KKKKKDDDDDD
dongo1001111818101528072906920/00/116/93/4KDKKKKD/KKKDDDKD/KXKKDKKDK/KKDDKDDTD//
on906099410121032715953138886760/09/460/5826/20
:@ Spiderpig428011262013158430722450/00/19/123/6DDDDDDDDDKDKD/DKDKDDDDDKDK/DDKDKDT/KKK
Worlds First Analrapist760101300020000/00/19/71/3DKDKKDKDKDDKDKD//KDKDKD
shaggy is due for a rinse779521271000628262882180/03/45/1113/6DKDDDDDDKDKKDKDKDK/DDKKDKDDKDKDK/DKKKDK/K/KKXD/K/
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.641161625300326922986540/00/015/131/8DDDDD/DDKDDDKDKDDDK/KDD/KKDDKKDDDKKDKKKKK
i died because of my ping871332124400237693917180/01/318/152/3DDDDDKDKDDKDKDK/KDKKDDKDKDKDDD/KDDKKKKKKDKKKD
d694247911519011610871128573350/04/956/5820/26

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Player Chats
Worlds First Analrapist [Warmup]: 50
Worlds First Analrapist [Warmup]: just like me friend
shaggy is due for a rinse [Warmup]: is that BORT-one or borty
biggz,. [Warmup]: speclock
Worlds First Analrapist [Warmup]: hammer... your woodducks captaincy is on the line here... don't play well...
~,=,^ Im constructing! [Warmup]: Q
~,=,^ Im constructing! [Warmup]: !
Worlds First Analrapist [Warmup]: where is volta
Worlds First Analrapist [Warmup]: his absence disgusts me
dongo [Countdown]: good luck friends!
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. [Countdown]: wat
Worlds First Analrapist [Countdown]: i hate you dongo....
dongo [14:58]: same!
[13:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:31]: biggz,. disconnected
[13:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:20]: The side door has been destroyed!
[12:59]: biggz,. connected
i died because of my ping [12:54]: LOL OWNED
[12:49]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:23]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[11:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:30]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[11:29]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[10:54]: The Truck has been repaired!
[10:45]: Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed.
[10:02]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:37]: biggz,.has become a referee
[9:36]: Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed.
[8:57]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:02
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. [Countdown]: gl
[5:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:58]: The side door has been destroyed!
[4:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:27]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[2:09]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[2:07]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[1:47]: The Truck has been repaired!
[1:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
dongo [0:00]: homo!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:02)
biggz,. [Warmup]: a little extra lag at map change
Worlds First Analrapist [Warmup]: go dongo!
[10:44]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:28]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:38]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[7:02]: [C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. PunkBuster kicked player '[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.' (for 0 minutes) ... RESTRICTION: Missing/Corrupted Windows API Function [131144]
[6:57]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[6:57]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:57]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:57]: [C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. connected
[6:57]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[6:57]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
dongo [6:57]: wb
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. [6:57]: stfu
[6:57]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:57]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:57]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:57]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
Worlds First Analrapist [6:57]: yeah...
[6:57]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:57]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
Worlds First Analrapist [6:57]: take that dongo...
[6:57]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:57]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:57]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
dongo [6:57]: dicks on fire
[6:57]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:57]: FIGHT!
Worlds First Analrapist [6:55]: dog...
Worlds First Analrapist [6:48]: defuse our dino... .
[5:54]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
Worlds First Analrapist [4:45]: WTF!
Worlds First Analrapist [4:41]: decaptained!
dongo [4:08]: lol
[4:04]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
:@ Spiderpig [4:04]: ummm
Worlds First Analrapist [4:04]: ??????
dongo [4:04]: haha sorry ang
biggz,. [4:04]: call for a pause again if needed
:@ Spiderpig [4:04]: get a rea; server
[4:04]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
i died because of my ping [4:04]: why is it lagging
[4:04]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:04]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:04]: FIGHT!
[2:47]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:12
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. [Countdown]: dongo
dongo [Countdown]: hello
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. [Countdown]: good luck mate
dongo [9:10]: thank you friend
[8:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:18]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[5:38]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:37]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
dongo [4:27]: lol
[2:20]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[1:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[0:38]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:12)
biggz,. [Intermission]: heads or tails pigs?
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. [Intermission]: tails
dongo [Intermission]: hanz!
dongo [Warmup]: stop stratting ang
Worlds First Analrapist [Warmup]: was on the phone boys...
Worlds First Analrapist [Warmup]: threatening hammers family...
~,=,^ Im constructing! [Warmup]: D:
biggz,. [Warmup]: rup
biggz,. [Warmup]: hf
[14:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
dongo [12:04]: .
[10:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:51]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:29]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:30]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:51]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:38]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:51]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:35]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:17]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[1:40]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 13:19
[13:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
i died because of my ping [12:26]: wtf
i died because of my ping [12:22]: did you just get 3 headshots chevron
Worlds First Analrapist [11:53]: YOUDOG
[9:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:47]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:25]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:22]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:39]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:24]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:48]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:45]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
Worlds First Analrapist [3:48]: HAMMER
[2:47]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:43]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
biggz,. [2:40]: :o
[1:42]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
biggz,. [1:13]: dongo u pussy
biggz,. [1:10]: ;o
dongo [1:09]: i was afk
biggz,. [0:53]: ggz wp pigs
[0:52]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
dongo [Intermission]: tgg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 12:27 (original: 13:19)
shaggy is due for a rinse [Intermission]: gg
~,=,^ Im constructing! [Intermission]: gg
~,=,^7Borty [Intermission]: gg
~,=,^7 Chevron [Intermission]: gg
Worlds First Analrapist [Intermission]: GG!
shaggy is due for a rinse [Intermission]: I panzedred chevron
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. [Intermission]: gg but not really server dogshit

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