OfkoZz vs Ufo Porno (4944 views)

pl Abso
pl mlody
pl Aima
pl h-aah-aa
pl pyskaty
pl hypno
pl promen
pl cools
pl Tokar
pl kramz
pl TBA
pl c1sek
pl bajka
06.02.10 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! 70 kills
Killing Spree Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! 9 frags without being killed
Accountant Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! 189% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! uPorno#bajka 19 gibs
...and stay dead! uPorno/cools =D 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! 68 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! uPorno/AleUrwal 28 SPAM kills
Fragstealer uPorno#bajka 85 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Z)Mlody:[ 237 damage per frag
What objective? Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! 443 XP
Red Shirt Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK 86 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Uporno/Tokar 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! 210 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut uPorno/TBA 7 team kills
Gingerbread man Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
uPorno/AleUrwal5819145787039828080943800/020/60/4528/1918410439
uPorno/cools =D482863471150066204115452050/01/531/452/1518216348
uPorno/TBA532094075100715716495156560/01/637/448/1317912738
uPorno#bajka783634963190499683106812510/06/643/413/1219817049
Uporno/Tokar612784879120091000611906540/01/1043/453/14208151310
Uporno5913272163666301448413375174115460/029/10154/4544/1419014339
Z} Abso. RedTube.126158342770114456920711210/011/20/721/41347734
Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?!189443703740281118565592041/00/468/183/616017793
Z}Bojka:>1023655755181311868094381850/04/748/288/715216945
Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK793236886600201199712129500/02/564/492/1417614145
Z)Mlody:[87250343930114635154942470/00/034/221/518714144
Z)Mlody:[107153926324438176742782356918071/017/0214/2235/516214154
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz15021300020000/10/11/50/40016
15021300020000/10/11/50/40016
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uPorno/AleUrwal45531022500026682356150/01/30/149/5KKDDKDDKDKDDDDDKDDDDDDDDDKDDKXKKD
uPorno/cools =D41801024400220134064360/00/010/150/5DKKDDDKDD/DDDDK/DDKDDKDDKDKDDDDKKD
uPorno/TBA29387241013165528021910/00/16/162/5KDKDK/D/DDDDKDDKDXKDDDDDDDKDDTDD/
uPorno#bajka941041718601129003331350/03/213/142/1KDK/KDDDDKKDKDDTDKKKKDDKDKDDKKDKDKKD
Uporno/Tokar61741321300424683580180/00/013/150/2DDKDD/KDDD/KDKKDKDDDKKDKKDK/KDK/DD
Uporno543495710919021011704161332950/04/642/7413/18
Z} Abso. RedTube.11911825214011037701679870/06/10/617/4DKKKDDKK/KDK/KK/K/KK/KKDKDDKKT/KKKDKKK/D/K/K/DD
Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?!2121221782013292414191310/00/117/41/0TDKD/KDKDK/KK/KKKDKKKKKKKK
Z}Bojka:>123113161380012603268100/00/116/80/3DK/DKKKDDKKDKDKDKKDKDKDKKDKKD
Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK117127272340074057332000/00/126/141/2DKKK/KDKDKD/KX/KKKKDK/KDDK/KKDD/KKK/KDDKKDDKKDKDDKK
Z)Mlody:[70931420001727792605490/00/015/100/5XKDK//KK/TKDK/DKD/DKX/K/KDKKDDDKDDKDD
Z)Mlody:[128573998518032816133117042670/06/474/4219/14

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uPorno/AleUrwal80164500103825991400/03/10/22/3KKXKDKDDTDD
uPorno/cools =D205150000364814180/00/21/30/1DKDDDDX
uPorno/TBA4072520213755641660/00/03/41/1K/TKDDDXTD
uPorno#bajka015050011445652460/00/00/31/2TXDD/DD
Uporno/Tokar501836000092492000/00/23/40/0KDDDKKDDD
Uporno386110262042249035493700/03/57/164/7
Z} Abso. RedTube.15040963004799392340/05/10/14/0DKDKK/K/KK/KK/K
Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?!350377200001027630360/00/06/11/1DKKKKDKKK
Z}Bojka:>3319131001243413140/00/01/10/1D/KD
Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK10035550003839511140/00/25/00/0K/DK/KKD/K
Z)Mlody:[333126100464154400/00/02/20/0DD//KK//
Z)Mlody:[13316224225001235492490980/05/314/55/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uPorno/AleUrwal606815251007260722461280/05/10/1710/0K/KKDKDDKDK/KDKDDK/DDDK//KDK/DDK/DDDDKKD
uPorno/cools =D8711614166003181729321150/01/112/91/3DKK/KKDDKDDDDDDDKXKKKK/KDKKDK/D
uPorno/TBA90992022501628243203800/01/218/122/3DKDDKDK/KKK/KXKDKKDTKDDK/KDKDK/DDKDDK/KKK/DD
uPorno#bajka1351342317702432582833980/03/122/100/3D/DDKDKKDTKKDXK/KDKKDKKKDT/KKKDKKKKKDD/KKKD
Uporno/Tokar1041142322700142803169180/01/419/143/3DKKKKDDKDKDKDDDKDDKKDDKKDKDKDDKDKK/KKKDDKDKKD
Uporno955319510226032114786143834390/011/971/6216/12
Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?!1501472718001543862776371/00/227/90/2DDK/KK/KKKDTKKDKKK/KDKKDKDKDKDK/KK/KKKDDKKDKKD
Z}Bojka:>9511119204113290731851250/01/314/125/1K/DKKDDDKKDKDK/TKKSDKKKKKD/DDKDDDDDKKDKK
Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK45691635100233914728360/00/116/230/9KDKDDK/KDDDDKDDDKDD/KDKDDDDDKDDDKDDDKKDDDKDKDKDKDDD
Z)Mlody:[5012120000273236360/00/01/20/0DKD
Z)Mlody:[8533963755121010957109252341/01/658/465/12
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz15021300020000/10/11/50/4KDDDKDXDDXD/D/D
15021300020000/10/11/50/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uPorno/AleUrwal61541626102226232893970/011/10/127/11KK//KDDKDKDDKDDDDDDDDKKXTKDKDDDDKKKDKDDKDKTDD
uPorno/cools =D3485926500120103735360/00/28/181/6/DDKDDKDDKDKDKDDDDKDDDDDDDKXDKKDDDDD
uPorno/TBA456511242035231029462190/00/310/123/4DKDDDK/TKDKKDDD/D/DDTDD/TKDKDK/KDKDKDD
uPorno#bajka39110923600330803865720/00/38/140/6K/KDDXDD/DDDKKD/KKDDDXKDDKDDDDDDXKD
Uporno/Tokar3072930200423344237180/00/48/120/9/K/DDD/DDDDDKKKDDDKDKDKDKDDDDDD/KDDDDDD
Uporno423865412916051512357176764420/011/1334/6811/36
Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?!21113719920002848173400/00/118/41/3KDDKDKKKKKKKKDDKDKKDKDKKDKKK
Z}Bojka:>1101222119502629273159460/03/317/73/2DD/K/KKDDKDKDDKKKDT/KK/KKTK/KDDK/KDKKKKDDK
Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK8692202310083710357000/02/117/121/3//K/KDDKKKDDKDKKK/DXKDKK/DDK/KKDKDK/DDDK/DKK
Z)Mlody:[15411417112003265821091620/00/016/81/0KDK/KKKD/KDKDKDKDKKKKDKD/KKK
Z)Mlody:[140465776210021712143105722080/05/568/316/8

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Player Chats
[11:27]: Allies capture the factory district!
[11:26]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[11:25]: Allies capture the factory district!
[11:04]: The side gate has been built!
[10:28]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[10:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
uPorno/AleUrwal [4:10]: fm se zrobisz na wallhacku
uPorno#bajka [1:38]: ej z tymi haxami to zart byl promen
uPorno/AleUrwal [1:28]: on nie zartuje
[0:55]: Allies team locked by uPorno/AleUrwal
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Z)Mlody:[ [Intermission]: l3vy :**
Z)Mlody:[ [Intermission]: XD
uPorno/TBA [Warmup]: mihas
uPorno/TBA [Warmup]: chcialem z toba grac a nie z twoimi mercami =<
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: Can we start ?
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [Warmup]: next mapa moja
uPorno/TBA [Warmup]: tylko abso jest z twojego teamu =D
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [Warmup]: nie!
uPorno#bajka [Warmup]: rup pls
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [Warmup]: nie tylko
Z} Abso. RedTube. [Warmup]: chwila
uPorno#bajka [Warmup]: musze isc spac:(
uPorno#bajka [Warmup]: mama mi karze
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: rupac ?
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: Can we start ?
Z} Abso. RedTube. [Warmup]: chlopcze nie widzisz ze nie jestesmy redy?
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: japa abso
uPorno/AleUrwal [Countdown]: jebnij sie w caban.
[11:10]: Allies capture the factory district!
[10:46]: The side gate has been built!
[10:08]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[8:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:38]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:22 (original: 12:00)
Z)Mlody:[ [Intermission]: szukam sponsora.
uPorno/cools =D [Warmup]: aima utemperuj tego jegomoscia
Z} Abso. RedTube. [Warmup]: helios tzn ?
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: helios w jaworznie mieszka :)
Z} Abso. RedTube. [Warmup]: brat ojciec?
Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! [Warmup]: a co ja moge?:D
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: gigant : ]
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: ...
uPorno/cools =D [Warmup]: idk
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: ehhh
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: : )
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: BOG
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: can awe rup ?
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: :x
[11:08]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Uporno/Tokar [9:04]: jhahahahhahah
Uporno/Tokar [8:46]: xd
Z} Abso. RedTube. [7:07]: SKILL BUST
Z} Abso. RedTube. [7:06]: ?
uPorno/TBA [7:04]: ta
[6:52]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:52]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:50]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:42]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
Z}Bojka:> [6:41]: PASEK xdd
Z}Bojka:> [6:40]: ...
[6:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:29]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[5:28]: Axis team locked by uPorno/AleUrwal
[5:29]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
uPorno/TBA [5:28]: abos nas nejduje nejdami
uPorno/TBA [5:29]: abso
uPorno#bajka [5:28]: ej abso nie nejduj nam nejdami
uPorno#bajka [5:29]: :-)
uPorno#bajka [5:28]: :-)
uPorno#bajka [5:28]: :-)
[5:29]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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Z} Abso. RedTube. [5:29]: bajka bede nejdowal nejdami
[5:28]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [5:29]: koks ping!
uPorno#bajka [5:28]: :-)
uPorno#bajka [5:29]: :-)
uPorno#bajka [5:28]: :-)
[5:28]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
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[5:28]: FIGHT!
[5:28]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Z} Abso. RedTube. [5:28]: :<
[5:28]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: kuls i sekstelefon...
[5:28]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: loading pause whine script...
Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: script loaded!
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Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: Pause
Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: Unpause
[5:28]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: Pause
[5:28]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[5:28]: FIGHT!
Z} Abso. RedTube. [5:21]: :)
[5:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [4:48]: huj pb
Z}Bojka:> [4:30]: HANNAH PING -.-
[4:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:26]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[2:26]: Z}Bojka:> connected
uPorno#bajka [2:25]: kurwa
uPorno/TBA [2:26]: xD
Z}Bojka:> [2:26]: TO NIE MA SENSU CZEKAMY NA 5
Z}Bojka:> [2:25]: :]
Uporno/Tokar [2:25]: ;(
Uporno/Tokar [2:25]: oj
uPorno#bajka [2:25]: xDDDDDD
[2:25]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
uPorno/cools =D [2:25]: pozdrowienia dla mirzejka:*:*:* <3
Uporno/Tokar [2:25]: <3 one love
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [2:25]: siostra ssciaga pornole!
uPorno/TBA [2:26]: pzdrow ja
[2:25]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
uPorno#bajka [2:25]: i dla wszystkich naszych fanow
uPorno/AleUrwal [2:25]: get siostra.
Uporno/Tokar [2:25]: i C1ska skarbenka najukochanszego <33 ;*
uPorno#bajka [2:26]: :*:*:*
[2:26]: Z} h-aah-aa ^ disconnected
uPorno#bajka [2:25]: c1sek tesknimy
Z}Bojka:> [2:25]: lewy :* XDD
[2:25]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
uPorno/TBA [2:26]: cisek
uPorno/TBA [2:25]: =D
uPorno/cools =D [2:25]: c1sek trzmyaj sie tam cieplo:*
[2:25]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
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[2:25]: FIGHT!
Z}Bojka:> [1:24]: :D
[0:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK [0:05]: huj
Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK [0:03]: wlacze na obrone
Z} Abso. RedTube. [0:02]: z mila checia ogladne powtorke na ETTV
Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK [0:00]: tak nie bedzie
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
uPorno/TBA [Intermission]: xD
uPorno/TBA [Intermission]: hahaha
uPorno/TBA [Intermission]: pb win
uPorno/TBA [Intermission]: ok abso
uPorno/TBA [Intermission]: pzdro dla ciebie
uPorno/AleUrwal [Intermission]: abso win
uPorno/cools =D [Intermission]: pb > wy
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: MOJ SKILL > WASZE HAXY :x
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: xD]
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: twoj ;[
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: :*
Z} Abso. RedTube. [Warmup]: pozdro dla Ciebie bo kumpel kreci wasza rifle na shadownormal i mowi ze 100. wh
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: Can we start ?
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: masz skil ?
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: :D
uPorno/TBA [Warmup]: =D
uPorno/cools =D [Warmup]: spoko
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: ok ok
uPorno#bajka [Warmup]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: WIDZE NIE SKMINILES IRONI : )
uPorno/cools =D [Warmup]: niech kreci
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: szolnormuje se
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: bo to nei byla ironia ;]
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: :I
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
uPorno/AleUrwal [8:39]: kurwa
uPorno/AleUrwal [8:37]: cwelu
[7:31]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:22]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:22]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:30]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:30]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:30]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
uPorno#bajka [2:59]: kurwa
[2:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
uPorno/AleUrwal [1:01]: na pewno
[0:54]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Z}Bojka:> [0:12]: xdd
uPorno/TBA [0:06]: POZDRO DLA MIHASIA I JEGO MIXA
uPorno#bajka [0:02]: :-)
uPorno#bajka [0:01]: :-)
uPorno#bajka [0:01]: :-)
uPorno#bajka [0:01]: :-)
uPorno#bajka [0:01]: :-)
uPorno#bajka [0:01]: :-)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[Intermission]: uPorno/cools<3PB disconnected
[Intermission]: Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! disconnected
[Intermission]: Z)Mlody:[ disconnected
[Intermission]: uPorno/TBA disconnected
[Intermission]: Uporno/Tokar disconnected
[Intermission]: Z}promenSPLASHJEHOOK disconnected
[Intermission]: uPorno/AleUrwal disconnected
[Intermission]: Z} Abso. RedTube. disconnected
[Intermission]: Z} Abso. RedTube. connected
[Intermission]: Z}Bojka:> disconnected

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