OfkoZz vs Ufo Porno (4944 views)
Abso
mlody
Aima
h-aah-aa
pyskaty
hypno
promen
mlody
Aima
h-aah-aa
pyskaty
hypno
promen
cools
Tokar
kramz
TBA
c1sek
bajka
Tokar
kramz
TBA
c1sek
bajka
06.02.10 21:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! | 70 kills |
Killing Spree | Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! | 9 frags without being killed |
Accountant | Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! | 189% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | uPorno#bajka | 19 gibs |
...and stay dead! | uPorno/cools =D | 44% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! | 68 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | uPorno/AleUrwal | 28 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | uPorno#bajka | 85 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | Z)Mlody:[ | 237 damage per frag |
What objective? | Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! | 443 XP |
Red Shirt | Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK | 86 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | Uporno/Tokar | 10 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! | 210 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | uPorno/TBA | 7 team kills |
Gingerbread man | Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK | 20 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
[11:27]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[11:26]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
[11:25]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[11:04]: | The side gate has been built! |
[10:28]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
[10:23]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
uPorno/AleUrwal [4:10]: | fm se zrobisz na wallhacku |
uPorno#bajka [1:38]: | ej z tymi haxami to zart byl promen |
uPorno/AleUrwal [1:28]: | on nie zartuje |
[0:55]: | Allies team locked by uPorno/AleUrwal |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
Z)Mlody:[ [Intermission]: | l3vy :** |
Z)Mlody:[ [Intermission]: | XD |
uPorno/TBA [Warmup]: | mihas |
uPorno/TBA [Warmup]: | chcialem z toba grac a nie z twoimi mercami =< |
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: | Can we start ? |
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [Warmup]: | next mapa moja |
uPorno/TBA [Warmup]: | tylko abso jest z twojego teamu =D |
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [Warmup]: | nie! |
uPorno#bajka [Warmup]: | rup pls |
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [Warmup]: | nie tylko |
Z} Abso. RedTube. [Warmup]: | chwila |
uPorno#bajka [Warmup]: | musze isc spac:( |
uPorno#bajka [Warmup]: | mama mi karze |
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: | rupac ? |
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: | Can we start ? |
Z} Abso. RedTube. [Warmup]: | chlopcze nie widzisz ze nie jestesmy redy? |
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: | japa abso |
uPorno/AleUrwal [Countdown]: | jebnij sie w caban. |
[11:10]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[10:46]: | The side gate has been built! |
[10:08]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
[8:38]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[8:38]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[8:38]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[8:38]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[8:38]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[8:38]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:22 (original: 12:00) |
Z)Mlody:[ [Intermission]: | szukam sponsora. |
uPorno/cools =D [Warmup]: | aima utemperuj tego jegomoscia |
Z} Abso. RedTube. [Warmup]: | helios tzn ? |
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: | helios w jaworznie mieszka :) |
Z} Abso. RedTube. [Warmup]: | brat ojciec? |
Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! [Warmup]: | a co ja moge?:D |
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: | gigant : ] |
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: | ... |
uPorno/cools =D [Warmup]: | idk |
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: | ehhh |
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: | : ) |
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: | BOG |
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: | can awe rup ? |
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: | :x |
[11:08]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:24]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
Uporno/Tokar [9:04]: | jhahahahhahah |
Uporno/Tokar [8:46]: | xd |
Z} Abso. RedTube. [7:07]: | SKILL BUST |
Z} Abso. RedTube. [7:06]: | ? |
uPorno/TBA [7:04]: | ta |
[6:52]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[6:52]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[6:50]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:42]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
Z}Bojka:> [6:41]: | PASEK xdd |
Z}Bojka:> [6:40]: | ... |
[6:36]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:29]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[5:28]: | Axis team locked by uPorno/AleUrwal |
[5:29]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
uPorno/TBA [5:28]: | abos nas nejduje nejdami |
uPorno/TBA [5:29]: | abso |
uPorno#bajka [5:28]: | ej abso nie nejduj nam nejdami |
uPorno#bajka [5:29]: | :-) |
uPorno#bajka [5:28]: | :-) |
uPorno#bajka [5:28]: | :-) |
[5:29]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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[5:28]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
Z} Abso. RedTube. [5:29]: | bajka bede nejdowal nejdami |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [5:29]: | koks ping! |
uPorno#bajka [5:28]: | :-) |
uPorno#bajka [5:29]: | :-) |
uPorno#bajka [5:28]: | :-) |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:28]: | FIGHT! |
[5:28]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
Z} Abso. RedTube. [5:28]: | :< |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: | kuls i sekstelefon... |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: | loading pause whine script... |
Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: | script loaded! |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: | Pause |
Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: | Unpause |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
Uporno/Tokar [5:28]: | Pause |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
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[5:28]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[5:28]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:28]: | FIGHT! |
Z} Abso. RedTube. [5:21]: | :) |
[5:08]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [4:48]: | huj pb |
Z}Bojka:> [4:30]: | HANNAH PING -.- |
[4:26]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:26]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[2:26]: | Z}Bojka:> connected |
uPorno#bajka [2:25]: | kurwa |
uPorno/TBA [2:26]: | xD |
Z}Bojka:> [2:26]: | TO NIE MA SENSU CZEKAMY NA 5 |
Z}Bojka:> [2:25]: | :] |
Uporno/Tokar [2:25]: | ;( |
Uporno/Tokar [2:25]: | oj |
uPorno#bajka [2:25]: | xDDDDDD |
[2:25]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
uPorno/cools =D [2:25]: | pozdrowienia dla mirzejka:*:*:* <3 |
Uporno/Tokar [2:25]: | <3 one love |
Z} h-aah-aa OfkoZz [2:25]: | siostra ssciaga pornole! |
uPorno/TBA [2:26]: | pzdrow ja |
[2:25]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
uPorno#bajka [2:25]: | i dla wszystkich naszych fanow |
uPorno/AleUrwal [2:25]: | get siostra. |
Uporno/Tokar [2:25]: | i C1ska skarbenka najukochanszego <33 ;* |
uPorno#bajka [2:26]: | :*:*:* |
[2:26]: | Z} h-aah-aa ^ disconnected |
uPorno#bajka [2:25]: | c1sek tesknimy |
Z}Bojka:> [2:25]: | lewy :* XDD |
[2:25]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
uPorno/TBA [2:26]: | cisek |
uPorno/TBA [2:25]: | =D |
uPorno/cools =D [2:25]: | c1sek trzmyaj sie tam cieplo:* |
[2:25]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[2:25]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[2:25]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[2:25]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
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[2:25]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[2:25]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[2:25]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[2:25]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[2:25]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[2:25]: | FIGHT! |
Z}Bojka:> [1:24]: | :D |
[0:07]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK [0:05]: | huj |
Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK [0:03]: | wlacze na obrone |
Z} Abso. RedTube. [0:02]: | z mila checia ogladne powtorke na ETTV |
Z^H}promenSPLASHJEHOOK [0:00]: | tak nie bedzie |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
uPorno/TBA [Intermission]: | xD |
uPorno/TBA [Intermission]: | hahaha |
uPorno/TBA [Intermission]: | pb win |
uPorno/TBA [Intermission]: | ok abso |
uPorno/TBA [Intermission]: | pzdro dla ciebie |
uPorno/AleUrwal [Intermission]: | abso win |
uPorno/cools =D [Intermission]: | pb > wy |
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: | MOJ SKILL > WASZE HAXY :x |
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: | xD] |
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: | twoj ;[ |
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: | :* |
Z} Abso. RedTube. [Warmup]: | pozdro dla Ciebie bo kumpel kreci wasza rifle na shadownormal i mowi ze 100. wh |
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: | Can we start ? |
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: | masz skil ? |
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: | :D |
uPorno/TBA [Warmup]: | =D |
uPorno/cools =D [Warmup]: | spoko |
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: | ok ok |
uPorno#bajka [Warmup]: | xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
Z}Bojka:> [Warmup]: | WIDZE NIE SKMINILES IRONI : ) |
uPorno/cools =D [Warmup]: | niech kreci |
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: | szolnormuje se |
Uporno/Tokar [Warmup]: | bo to nei byla ironia ;] |
uPorno/AleUrwal [Warmup]: | :I |
[11:13]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[11:01]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
uPorno/AleUrwal [8:39]: | kurwa |
uPorno/AleUrwal [8:37]: | cwelu |
[7:31]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[7:05]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[4:22]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[4:22]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[4:17]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:36]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:30]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[3:30]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:30]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[3:30]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:02]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:01]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:59]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
uPorno#bajka [2:59]: | kurwa |
[2:33]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:05]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[2:02]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[1:59]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:58]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:44]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[1:16]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
uPorno/AleUrwal [1:01]: | na pewno |
[0:54]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[0:36]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[0:16]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
Z}Bojka:> [0:12]: | xdd |
uPorno/TBA [0:06]: | POZDRO DLA MIHASIA I JEGO MIXA |
uPorno#bajka [0:02]: | :-) |
uPorno#bajka [0:01]: | :-) |
uPorno#bajka [0:01]: | :-) |
uPorno#bajka [0:01]: | :-) |
uPorno#bajka [0:01]: | :-) |
uPorno#bajka [0:01]: | :-) |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
[Intermission]: | uPorno/cools<3PB disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Z} LANZAMIENTOS ?! disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Z)Mlody:[ disconnected |
[Intermission]: | uPorno/TBA disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Uporno/Tokar disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Z}promenSPLASHJEHOOK disconnected |
[Intermission]: | uPorno/AleUrwal disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Z} Abso. RedTube. disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Z} Abso. RedTube. connected |
[Intermission]: | Z}Bojka:> disconnected |
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