Dickheads vs nOu way (10871 views)

fi Matias
ee Night
de drago
nl abort
de butchji
pl zMk
sk filuS
nl zak
fi lettu
hu Nonix
EMS V Grandfinal on CIC7 LAN: Matchlink

Winner receives 250 € whereas second placed team earns 150 €.
nOu way have to beat DH twice in order to win.
05.03.10 22:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth C====3@D MATIAS 44 kills
Killing Spree C----3:D Night 5 frags without being killed
Accountant C----------3:Dji 106% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! C====3@D MATIAS 13 gibs
...and stay dead! C----3:D Night 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning nOu! Nonix c 35 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! C----3:D Night 16 SPAM kills
Fragstealer nOu! Nonix c 110 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! nOu! lettu SCYTHE 280 damage per frag
What objective? C====3@D MATIAS 291 XP
Red Shirt nOu! filuS SCYTHE 58 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? nOu! filuS SCYTHE 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore C====3:^FD abortji! 182 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut C----3:D drg 2 team kills
Gingerbread man nOu! filuS SCYTHE 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S5416228508211556626209830/00/622/244/520211936
nOu! zMMMMMMk7121836511101967606950380/013/28/3415/718813635
nOu! Nonix c64145355540216516370031630/01/135/261/1314812735
nOu! lettu SCYTHE4718221455001653066416360/01/420/190/5253143310
nOu! filuS SCYTHE48208285850021687969531290/02/325/271/5246120310
S5791514825933247729770335314490/017/3110/2721/520712937
C----3:D drg70286324690215757158942470/10/222/2411/423712839
C----3:D Night82256364411001661654459560/08/59/2016/317110155
C====3@D MATIAS982914445130211793074441651/03/634/227/618016534
C====3:^FD abortji!8023233416011259177122890/02/231/221/617917436
C----------3:Dji1031893634810762625170180/03/232/201/317414844
3:D86125418121047156133845300895751/016/2128/2036/318814346
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S6079122021042563343500/00/410/102/2KKDKDDK/DK/DKDKDDKDDSDD/KDKD/DKDK
nOu! zMMMMMMk68891522501426633477380/06/05/155/4KKXTDKKDKK/KKDDKKDK/KDDDDDKDD/KDDKD/DDD
nOu! Nonix c66802030201936094723740/01/119/161/5/TX/KKK/DKD/KDKDK/DD/DKDKDKDDKDKDK/D/KDKD/DKKDKDKDKD
nOu! lettu SCYTHE2269418200420423107360/01/13/90/3D/DDDD/DDKKKDD/DKDD/DD
nOu! filuS SCYTHE25818312001028013898760/01/17/170/2/D/DDKDD/KD/DK//K/DKDD/DDDDDDK/K/DKDDDD
S483985912113123113678186402240/09/744/678/16
C----3:D drg92129131430043756267800/00/19/74/2/KDKDDKKKDD/K/DKDDK/KDKDKKK
C----3:D Night9012719215001030871824560/02/28/77/2DKDKKKDKKK/DK///KK/K//DDK/K/KDDDD/KKKKKD
C====3@D MATIAS861231922400742333342360/02/314/103/2DKDDDKDKDDDK//KDKKDKKKDKD/KK/KD/KD/KKK/DK
C====3:^FD abortji!781041519100830432879360/00/115/90/1/DDK/DKDKK//KDDKDKK/KK/KDKD/KKKDD/
C----------3:Dji133126241871054521295500/03/220/101/0DKKDDKKKDDKKKK/KDKKKDKKDSK/K/DKDKK/KDK/KKD
3:D96609909420103418640136781280/07/966/4315/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S75316820051303411260/00/03/31/0/KKDD/K//KKK/D
nOu! zMMMMMMk8346561002108594600/01/12/32/0DKKK/DK/KDD
nOu! Nonix c3703800030000/00/03/30/2DKDDDK/K//D
nOu! lettu SCYTHE5738471004113887400/00/04/30/0KDD/KK///KD
nOu! filuS SCYTHE20038843000935596360/00/07/31/1DKKKDKKKDKKD
S9015326337001444612827620/01/119/154/3
C----3:D drg504151020039841232180/10/15/60/0DDKKX/DDD/D/DKKK
C----3:D Night5747474001674101000/00/01/53/1KKDKD/DDDKD
C====3@D MATIAS66444650129341113441/00/04/30/1DKTK//KKDDD
C====3:^FD abortji!5727472002421115800/01/03/30/1KK/DDDDKK/D
C----------3:Dji33242600028281097180/00/02/20/1DDDKD//K
3:D53183193613011038415610801/11/115/193/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S30173101112707891570/00/03/60/2//KDDDTDXSDKDKD
nOu! zMMMMMMk8350101230021881122600/03/11/75/2/DKKDDKDKKDKD/KKDDKKDD
nOu! Nonix c100316600107531212890/00/07/50/2KDKKDDXTKDDKKD
nOu! lettu SCYTHE633571100031107146200/00/37/40/1KDDKK/KD/DK/KDKDDD
nOu! filuS SCYTHE635571100051923129300/01/16/50/0K//DKK/KDD/KDK/DKD
S68188335041212637160841460/04/524/275/7
C----3:D drg5361713100515501148180/00/05/62/1D//DKXDDK/K/KXKDDKDK/D
C----3:D Night7753792004112385800/03/20/34/0/K/DDKK/DK/KKDKD
C====3@D MATIAS110751110201213081671670/01/29/51/1KDK/TKDKDDK/KKDDDKDKKK
C====3:^FD abortji!755368101211901576530/01/06/40/2DDK/DDKDKTKK/KD
C----------3:Dji10039661000913111800/00/06/50/1KDKKDKKDDDDK
3:D83281374670213608463711380/05/426/237/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S583571230041089147200/00/26/51/1K//KDKDDKKD/KDDK/DD
nOu! zMMMMMMk543361120011131130100/03/00/93/1KDKDDDDDKKD/KDKDD
nOu! Nonix c54346112004801106800/00/06/20/4///DKDKDKKDDKDKD/
nOu! lettu SCYTHE6640692005101997300/00/06/30/1K//D/DK//KKDKKD
nOu! filuS SCYTHE4134512000612201166170/00/15/20/2K///DK/DDDDKDK/K/
S5517630559002052605980170/03/323/214/9
C----3:D drg775579302312818362110/00/03/55/1//DDKKDT/KTDKDKKDK
C----3:D Night8529670001128176700/03/10/52/0DDDK/KDKKDKKD
C====3@D MATIAS14249107200014551318180/00/17/43/2DKKKDKKKDDKDDKKDK
C====3:^FD abortji!114488720001263150900/00/17/61/2DKKKXKDXKDKDKDKDD
C----------3:Dji10004400000000/00/04/30/1DKKKDKDD
3:D10418135347024528044302290/03/321/2311/6

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Player Chats
nOu! filuS SCYTHE [Countdown]: shoutout to iR
C====3@D MATIAS [Countdown]: gl
nOu! zMMMMMMk [Countdown]: fun
nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S [Countdown]: SHOUT OUT TO: zadd pinkyy h3ll CRACK SaRUUUU HNK-E Bff BOOYA Big_L Toxicdave Dayna SN spNk Claimax Central and the rest of #Pure.ET #nOu|X|Multigaming #EDRAMA
C====3:^FD abortji! [Countdown]: hf
[11:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:32]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:57]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[8:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[8:43]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
C----------3:Dji [8:43]: best timeout reason ever
nOu! filuS SCYTHE [8:42]: sup?
C----------3:Dji [8:43]: someone farted
[8:43]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
C----------3:Dji [8:42]: night says
nOu! filuS SCYTHE [8:43]: :D
C----3:D Night [8:43]: air is clear now
nOu! Nonix c [8:42]: happens
[8:43]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:43]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:43]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S [8:43]: :O
[8:43]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:43]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
nOu! filuS SCYTHE [8:43]: rain is gone
nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S [8:42]: fast!
[8:43]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:43]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
C----------3:Dji [8:43]: hf
[8:43]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:43]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:43]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:43]: FIGHT!
[8:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:59]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[4:35]: eroooneeuuhhjjj connected
[4:20]: eroooneeuuhhjjj disconnected
nOu! Nonix c [2:19]: no sound
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
nOu! Nonix c [Intermission]: can somebodz fix mz sound<
C----3:D Night [Intermission]: and possibly keyboard_
C----3:D Night [Intermission]: ?
C----------3:Dji [Intermission]: will take 2 hours
C----3:D drg [Intermission]: abort will
nOu! Nonix c [Warmup]: come ply
nOu! Nonix c [Warmup]: z
C====3:^FD abortji! [Warmup]: i didnt fix it, i replaced the pc
C====3:^FD abortji! [Warmup]: best way
nOu! Nonix c [Warmup]: cant hear shit
nOu! Nonix c [Warmup]: sometimes footsteps disapear
nOu! Nonix c [Warmup]: how to fix it
C----------3:Dji [Warmup]: that you consider no sound?
nOu! filuS SCYTHE [Warmup]: dont mind him...
C----------3:Dji [Warmup]: it happens to me too
C====3@D MATIAS [Warmup]: ruppah
QUADVTOSSPOT [Warmup]: Whats the second map?
C----------3:Dji [Warmup]: your favourite
C====3@D MATIAS [Warmup]: sd >D
nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S [Warmup]: WELL etqw guy, atleast we know who the candy is !!! nice secret code :)
[Countdown]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S [Countdown]: SHOUT OUT TO: zadd pinkyy h3ll CRACK SaRUUUU HNK-E Bff BOOYA Big_L Toxicdave Dayna SN spNk Claimax Central and the rest of #Pure.ET #nOu|X|Multigaming #EDRAMA
[11:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:21]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:50]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:32]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
C====3@D MATIAS [10:27]: too sneaky
[10:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:57]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
C====3@D MATIAS [8:50]: uber fail
nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S [7:34]: GG
[7:32]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:27 (original: 12:00)
C----3:D drg [Intermission]: gg
nOu! Nonix c [Warmup]: this problem is annzojng
C====3@D MATIAS [Warmup]: i can believe
nOu! filuS SCYTHE [Warmup]: ur whine too
C====3@D MATIAS [Warmup]: have had it as well
C----------3:Dji [Warmup]: there are usually a lot of annoying probs at lan
nOu! Nonix c [Warmup]: how did u fix
C====3@D MATIAS [Warmup]: i put like 76 fps
C====3@D MATIAS [Warmup]: or smth
nOu! Nonix c [Warmup]: zes
nOu! Nonix c [Warmup]: but still
C----------3:Dji [Countdown]: hf
[14:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[13:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
C====3@D MATIAS [13:16]: xD
[12:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[12:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
nOu! Nonix c [11:45]: excelenyt
nOu! Nonix c [11:43]: cant hear
[11:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[11:11]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
C----------3:Dji [11:04]: :D
[11:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[11:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[10:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
nOu! filuS SCYTHE [10:15]: gg
[9:43]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:16
C----3:D Night [Intermission]: ggggg
[5:01]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:56]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:07]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
nOu! Nonix c [2:09]: :D
C----3:D Night [1:30]: ggs
C----------3:Dji [1:14]: gg
[1:12]: C----------3:Dji disconnected
C====3@D MATIAS [1:04]: GGs
[0:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:16)
[Intermission]: nOu! JALLAAAAAA zhh S disconnected
C----3:D drg [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: C====3:D abortji! disconnected
[Intermission]: C====3@D MATIAS disconnected
[Intermission]: nOu! lettu SCYTHE disconnected
[Intermission]: C----3:D drg disconnected
[Intermission]: nOu! zMMMMMMk disconnected
[Intermission]: nOu! Nonix c disconnected
[Intermission]: nOu! filuS SCYTHE disconnected

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