Horses vs Worlds Best Goats (3295 views)
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Season One Finals
First Round
11.04.10 13:30 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | horse I'm constructing! | 69 kills |
Killing Spree | dongo | 10 frags without being killed |
Accountant | horse I'm constructing! | 153% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | dongo | 28 gibs |
...and stay dead! | noxcape. | 120% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | dongo | 52 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | horse I'm constructing! | 33 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | ~,=,^ volta | 111 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | goatosk | 325 damage per frag |
What objective? | dongo | 374 XP |
Red Shirt | GOATNQQDLEZ | 67 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | GOATNQQDLEZ | 10 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | goatosk | 166 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | ~,=,^7 Wit | 11 team kills |
Gingerbread man | dongo | 22 /kills |
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noxcape. [Warmup]: | connie is a girl and we are waiting for her |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | what a suprise |
dongo [Warmup]: | shoutout to my boys cres, cia, arrow, blinded and shotgun |
Connie* [Warmup]: | REALLY |
noxcape. [Countdown]: | SHOUTOUT TO NASRI |
Connie* [Countdown]: | MY BAD |
~,=,^ volta [Countdown]: | shotgun <3 |
noxcape. [Countdown]: | AND OX |
horse I'm constructing! [Countdown]: | shoutout to jake and gleno <3 |
noxcape. [Countdown]: | AND VOLTA |
goatosk [Countdown]: | shoutout to shibb :D:D:D:D |
[11:39]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:38]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[11:37]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:34]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:32]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[11:31]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:29]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[11:09]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:22]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[9:55]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
noxcape. [9:40]: | RAN OUT OF AMMO |
[9:39]: | noescape. connected |
[9:38]: | noescape. disconnected |
[9:34]: | noescape. connected |
[9:20]: | noescape. disconnected |
[9:07]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:04]: | noescape. connected |
[8:56]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
[8:53]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
noxcape. [8:24]: | DONGO DOWN |
dongo [8:18]: | the prophecy has come true. |
noxcape. [8:11]: | i told u |
noxcape. [8:07]: | cap ur gay |
[7:56]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:03 |
[Intermission]: | Connie* disconnected |
noxcape. [Intermission]: | ahehe fag |
[Intermission]: | Connie* connected |
[Intermission]: | Connie* disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Connie* connected |
goatosk [Intermission]: | knew it |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | most damage |
GOATNQQDLEZ [Warmup]: | least i got a kill oh w8 |
Connie* [Warmup]: | wtf dc |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | kitchen was callen |
Connie* [Warmup]: | WTF |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | our prohphicy iwll come true this roudn volta |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | meet me at the main entrance ill be wearing soldier outfit |
noescape. [Warmup]: | mr.noxcape specinvite 12 |
GOATMIDNIGHT [Warmup]: | Shoutout to everyone who hates me |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | shoutout to axis |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | gonna get panza'd |
biggz/cg [Warmup]: | lets go rup plz |
dongo [Warmup]: | rip c0ntagi0us |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | shoutout to nitehawk for getting banned for racism |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | witface sheeet |
goatosk [Warmup]: | sec |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | rup plz my baby is about to come out i got pregnant at end of last round |
noxcape. [Countdown]: | nearly killed wit with pistol before but ran out of ammo |
noxcape. [4:01]: | highlight of my pro et |
noxcape. [3:52]: | HAHA |
[3:42]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
dongo [3:35]: | hahaha |
noxcape. [3:34]: | dongo down |
noxcape. [3:27]: | HAHA |
noxcape. [3:20]: | volta meet me at bridge to knife fight |
[3:18]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[3:16]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
~,=,^ volta [2:52]: | ! |
noxcape. [2:49]: | HAHAHAHA |
~,=,^ volta [2:47]: | SUP |
[2:43]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[2:41]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
noxcape. [2:14]: | I PANACKED IM SORRY |
noxcape. [1:22]: | hahahahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHA |
[0:46]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
noxcape. [0:45]: | eagle would be proud |
goatosk [0:39]: | gg |
[0:36]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
goatosk [0:32]: | got lag |
dongo [0:30]: | HAHA YOU GAY |
noxcape. [0:15]: | using ga7 strats soz guys |
[0:04]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
GOATMIDNIGHT [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:03) |
[Intermission]: | Connie* disconnected |
noxcape. [Intermission]: | highest fragger |
[Intermission]: | Connie* connected |
[Intermission]: | Connie* disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Connie* connected |
GOATMIDNIGHT [Intermission]: | stufed up i had the flag hesitated to much |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | RAPE IN THE CORNER!!! |
~,=,^ volta [Warmup]: | typical nox strat |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | HAHA |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | double kill |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | how do u spell korea |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | highlight of my korea |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | lululul |
noxcape. [Countdown]: | HA |
horse I'm constructing! [Countdown]: | prwetty close |
noxcape. [Countdown]: | panza volta staright up |
[14:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
noxcape. [13:33]: | HAHAHAHA |
noxcape. [12:58]: | taken out all the axis |
noxcape. [12:48]: | let us get flag please |
noxcape. [12:29]: | you can be like the god off sparta, I am a kind god, |
noxcape. [11:57]: | they all /kill at the sight of me |
noxcape. [11:29]: | i was that close to a kill |
noxcape. [11:28]: | finally |
noxcape. [11:09]: | how did u c me! |
[10:35]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
GOATNQQDLEZ [10:05]: | haha |
goatosk [9:52]: | sigh,. |
noxcape. [9:50]: | why would u |
[9:49]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
noxcape. [9:26]: | MY TEAM IS GETTING ANGRY AT ME |
goatosk [9:21]: | cause ur a joke rly |
horse I'm constructing! [9:15]: | lewl |
noxcape. [9:13]: | yeah mate we have serious full chance of beating this team |
noxcape. [9:09]: | trying my hardest just not gettn anywhere |
noxcape. [9:08]: | fuckhead |
[9:05]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
goatosk [9:04]: | why bother playing? |
noxcape. [8:59]: | to annoy angry nerds like you |
noescape. [8:58]: | i believe his not.. |
biggz/cg [8:52]: | mm2 kids |
noxcape. [8:49]: | sorry mum |
~,=,^ volta [8:45]: | :@ |
biggz/cg [8:45]: | np |
[8:18]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:18]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:57]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
dongo [6:39]: | neat |
noxcape. [6:33]: | giving u ammo next time |
noxcape. [6:32]: | dont kill me |
[5:08]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
GOATMIDNIGHT [4:56]: | shot |
noxcape. [4:33]: | 360 dongo kill |
[4:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
noxcape. [4:16]: | axis down |
dongo [4:12]: | :_( |
noxcape. [3:57]: | heal me |
noxcape. [3:44]: | tk him |
[3:20]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
noxcape. [3:12]: | into 10 xp |
noescape. [2:52]: | LOL |
noxcape. [2:40]: | fkn am crying irl |
GOATNQQDLEZ [2:23]: | wot |
dongo [1:34]: | chevron raging on vent guys |
noxcape. [1:27]: | kick him iwll get angryier |
noxcape. [1:08]: | maken axis /kill |
~,=,^ volta [1:06]: | ded |
noxcape. [1:02]: | axis down |
[0:23]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
noxcape. [0:12]: | should go medic so can have health for epic knife fights |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 15:00 |
noxcape. [Intermission]: | going to go posotive next round |
GOATMIDNIGHT [Intermission]: | ouch |
noxcape. [Intermission]: | got more deaths then dongo |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | what a bad |
GOATMIDNIGHT [Warmup]: | we can do this! |
dongo [Warmup]: | i was afk |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | yea me 2 |
dongo [Warmup]: | had to get my cat out of the oven |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | i was talken to volta on facebook |
noescape. [Warmup]: | fkn shit nox |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | HAHA |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | mate |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | ull b impressed with my awesomness this round |
GOATMIDNIGHT [Warmup]: | everyone Nox is going panzer |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | HAH |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | YESSS |
noescape. [Warmup]: | noxcape specinvite 13 |
noxcape. [Warmup]: | i closed the black gates on your face gondor |
biggz/cg [Warmup]: | rup dudes |
noxcape. [14:57]: | covie rush plz |
GOATMIDNIGHT [14:47]: | !! |
Connie* [14:44]: | lmao |
noxcape. [14:34]: | why would u do that |
noxcape. [12:59]: | hahahaAASHAHAHA |
~,=,^ volta [12:56]: | lol |
[12:40]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[12:34]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[12:30]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[12:29]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
noescape. [11:56]: | THE INFAMOUS NOXCAPE TBAG |
dongo [11:55]: | GET THOSE OUT OF THERE |
noxcape. [11:53]: | gibbed by volta |
noxcape. [11:48]: | kick him |
noxcape. [11:36]: | sick of team gibbers |
[11:09]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
noxcape. [11:06]: | spit roasted |
noxcape. [10:50]: | brb guys mum needs help opening marmelaid for toast |
noxcape. [10:34]: | your scared |
[10:30]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:25]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
biggz/cg [10:20]: | oh btw you two can go to ettv |
biggz/cg [10:16]: | gamestv.org |
noescape. [10:08]: | noxcape asked us to come here |
biggz/cg [9:52]: | go to ettv |
noescape. [9:42]: | were noxcapes personal coaches |
noescape. [9:36]: | we were invited |
[9:31]: | Tripyhas been kicked! |
[9:31]: | Tripy player kicked |
[9:30]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
noescape. [9:21]: | nox tell him were ur personal coaches |
noescape. [9:14]: | he doesnt believe us |
dongo [9:12]: | wat |
goatosk [8:53]: | lol |
[8:53]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[8:48]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[8:44]: | Tripy connected |
noxcape. [8:24]: | WOT |
noxcape. [8:21]: | FAIL TEAM CANT COVER MY BACK |
[8:20]: | Tripyhas been kicked! |
[8:20]: | Tripy player kicked |
noxcape. [8:13]: | tripply has down syndrome |
noxcape. [8:02]: | knife fight volta |
[8:00]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[7:59]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
noxcape. [7:58]: | main gate |
[7:54]: | Tripy connected |
[7:46]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
noxcape. [7:32]: | HAHA |
noxcape. [7:21]: | HAHAHAHAHAHA |
~,=,^7 Wit [7:20]: | WTF |
noxcape. [7:18]: | FUCKING |
noxcape. [7:17]: | ROFL |
Tripy [6:58]: | nox specinvite me |
noescape. [6:54]: | 13 |
biggz/cg [6:53]: | ok |
[6:50]: | Tripyhas been kicked! |
[6:50]: | Tripy player kicked |
goatosk [6:43]: | tripy aka deadman |
Connie* [6:39]: | rofl |
noescape. [6:38]: | tripy isnt deadman |
Connie* [6:37]: | my god |
noescape. [6:37]: | retard |
goatosk [6:33]: | seen him swap names few times |
noxcape. [6:30]: | qiuote plz specs |
dongo [6:30]: | wingz |
~,=,^ volta [6:29]: | wat! |
[6:26]: | Tripy connected |
noxcape. [6:26]: | playing game full concetrantion needed |
Connie* [6:22]: | FLY AWAY |
noxcape. [5:52]: | GIVING U PACKS |
noxcape. [5:49]: | l2read the signs |
noxcape. [5:41]: | DONGO DOWN |
Connie* [5:40]: | so mean |
Connie* [5:37]: | ew |
Tripy [5:26]: | nox spec invite me |
noxcape. [5:11]: | well that sucked |
Tripy [5:09]: | 13 |
goatosk [5:06]: | 3rd map for fun ey |
Connie* [5:04]: | OMG FFS |
noxcape. [5:00]: | yea smash u on the 3rd map |
biggz/cg [4:30]: | cap |
dongo [4:19]: | mr strat |
noxcape. [3:59]: | WOT |
noxcape. [3:55]: | APOSTROPHY |
noxcape. [3:50]: | no1 takes my uniform |
noxcape. [3:48]: | wankas |
[3:37]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 11:22 (original: 15:00) |
horse I'm constructing! [Intermission]: | gg |
dongo [Intermission]: | gg |
noxcape. [Intermission]: | yeah |
noxcape. [Intermission]: | 2 ez |
noescape. [Intermission]: | wd noxcape |
noxcape. [Intermission]: | went posotive |
GOATNQQDLEZ [Intermission]: | cheerz |
noxcape. [Intermission]: | thanks mate |
~,=,^ volta [Intermission]: | fuk |
biggz/cg [Intermission]: | gg .-. |
noxcape. [Intermission]: | I probably owned every1 on the team at least 4 times |
GOATMIDNIGHT [Intermission]: | GG |
noxcape. [Intermission]: | with tripply headshots |
dongo [Warmup]: | nice one nox |
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