Horses vs Worlds Best Goats (3295 views)

au Chevron
au v77
au Witface
au dongo
au Volta
au Middy
au Connie
au osk
au noxcapeee
au nqddles

Season One Finals
First Round
11.04.10 13:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth horse I'm constructing! 69 kills
Killing Spree dongo 10 frags without being killed
Accountant horse I'm constructing! 153% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! dongo 28 gibs
...and stay dead! noxcape. 120% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning dongo 52 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! horse I'm constructing! 33 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ~,=,^ volta 111 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! goatosk 325 damage per frag
What objective? dongo 374 XP
Red Shirt GOATNQQDLEZ 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? GOATNQQDLEZ 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore goatosk 166 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ~,=,^7 Wit 11 team kills
Gingerbread man dongo 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
~,=,^ volta98195404114038482846122693/33/525/197/712111244
dongo1203746048282322966265741242/00/652/159/7161131103
horse I'm constructing!1533566945190311863547653600/039/40/2633/812510654
@,=,( o)< CHEVRON112291484350414771242555323/23/536/183/101619934
~,=,^7 Wit1012206965213111510560788812152/06/548/1614/1715311643
,=,116143628624287524704139728094250010/051/5161/1666/1714411354
goatosk3718321566125548090663440/01/921/281/1326115928
noxcape.33111205624450370767485862/51/95/2716/1218511239
GOATNQQDLEZ4915333679033556295502070/11/1030/415/11169143410
GOATMIDNIGHT5823736624047635286782920/11/936/332/1217614024
GOAT456841102414351415211013404214292/14/992/3324/1219813938
Connie*601343050400743135154610/013/112/2314/1014410335
601343050400743135154610/013/112/2314/1014410335
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^ volta10037663001849986180/00/15/21/2DKKKDKD/DDKK
dongo1754474500359059200/00/05/12/1KKK/K/K/KXKD
horse I'm constructing!1254154200270048600/03/00/22/1KKDD/KX/KK
@,=,( o)< CHEVRON804745001311045831190/00/15/10/0DKDK/KTK//
~,=,^7 Wit1252754201180070180/01/05/10/2DD/KKTKDKK
,=,1211962723120210404333481450/04/220/75/6
goatosk202015100058997700/00/31/10/1KDDDDD
noxcape.6619461310085162600/00/10/34/2KSXKDDKDDKD
GOATNQQDLEZ021060001346753180/00/00/50/0/DDDDD
GOATMIDNIGHT66294600108279221200/00/05/50/1DTKKDDKKDDD
GOAT388992314111261332781380/00/46/144/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^ volta120316530218308091892/20/03/23/1/TXDDTKKDKKKDK
dongo62475830021132103901/00/14/40/1DKDKDDKK/DK/D
horse I'm constructing!16044853000110855000/05/10/33/1KKKDDKKDKKDKD
@,=,( o)< CHEVRON125265400015415741190/11/13/21/2K/XDKDKKKDXX
~,=,^7 Wit133228630327976944452/00/28/01/3KKKKT/KXDKKDTDD/KT
,=,120170322812056440836667535/36/518/118/8
goatosk712357001071110551760/00/15/51/1KDDKKDDDDKTKD
noxcape.42143751006376781001/20/00/12/3DDKDKSDKDD
GOATNQQDLEZ281027100060595300/00/22/40/1DDDKDDDDK
GOATMIDNIGHT664446100181886900/10/13/31/1KDDDKKDKX/D
GOAT529114277111277135552761/30/410/134/6
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^ volta1001271919801531492817621/00/217/92/3DKDKD//KD/DTKKKDKDKDKDKKKDK/KDKKKDKDDK/
dongo11715227238011644622308510/00/123/45/4KDK/K/XKKD//KK/K/KX/KKK/KTKDK/KK/K/KDK/KDK//KK/DK/KKD
horse I'm constructing!185162372011039436318532920/016/10/924/4KKKXKDKXKK//K/KKDTKKDKKDKKKDK/KKDKKKKXKTK/DK/KKKDTKKKKDKK///KDD
@,=,( o)< CHEVRON104120232220210391918642692/00/017/92/5/K/DD/TK/K/KKKDKK//KDDKK/KKXDK/KXKKDDXDKD/DKKDKKKT
~,=,^7 Wit10710728266259410025844890/00/322/811/8/KT/SKTKK/K/KK/KKKDDKXDKK/DKKXTKSKD/KDTKDDTDK/KDK/XDKKDKDKDKDKX
,=,1236681341103521249199931142611633/016/779/3944/24
goatosk2687726201225444091960/01/37/120/8TDDDDKXDD/DDDDKK/KDKDDKDDDDDDDKDDDD
noxcape.2014630524096135434800/31/30/178/5DDDKDXTDDDDDTDDDDDDDDDDKDKDDKDTKDSDTKDDSD
GOATNQQDLEZ46751532300029765131360/01/514/200/9DDKDDKDDDDDDDDKKDDXKKDDDDDDDDDDKDXKKKDKDKDDDKDKDK
GOATMIDNIGHT5311016301014262541381460/00/115/171/7KXDKDTDKDDDK/K/DKKDKD/DDDKDDDKKDDKDDKDDKDDDKK/DD
GOAT3628644118112669106169037580/33/1236/669/29
Connie*5078153030062320309050/04/42/129/9K/KDDD/D/KD/DKDDDKDDKKDDKKDDDDKDDDKKDXKDK//DDK
5078153030062320309050/04/42/129/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^ volta81091100010000/13/20/61/1DKDD/KDKDKXDKDKDKKDK
dongo16113121131222134782635731/00/420/62/1KKKKDDKDDKKKKTKTKDDKKDKDKDK/KKKDSKSKX
horse I'm constructing!1181091916300024641876680/015/20/124/2KKDDKDDKDDKKKKDXDKDKKKKKDDDKDKKDKDKD
@,=,( o)< CHEVRON133981612301021481234251/12/311/60/3DDKDKDKKKDDKKKDKDKKKXDKDKKDKTD
~,=,^7 Wit9664282910123486339092730/05/013/72/4DDKDDD/KKKK/KKDKDKKKSTKDKD/KXKDDKKKKT
,=,1184029381283551295396544392/225/1144/379/11
goatosk4453818310316362943720/00/28/100/3X/KKXKSDDDDKDDK/DDDKDK/DDDKD
noxcape.536471310101258190161/00/55/62/2DKDKXKDDTDKKKDDDDDDDKD
GOATNQQDLEZ724716225032163527131530/10/314/125/1KDKK/KDTKK/DKTDDKDKDDTDDKDKDDKDKDKDDDKDKD
GOATMIDNIGHT60541220202220822749260/01/713/80/3DKTDDKDDKK/KKDKDXXDTD/KDDKDKDKDDDKDD
GOAT572184373111676611103062571/11/1740/367/9
Connie*75561520100119932064560/09/70/115/1KDDKKDKDK/DDDDDKXDKDDDKKKDKKDDKKDDKD
75561520100119932064560/09/70/115/1

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Player Chats
noxcape. [Warmup]: connie is a girl and we are waiting for her
noxcape. [Warmup]: what a suprise
dongo [Warmup]: shoutout to my boys cres, cia, arrow, blinded and shotgun
Connie* [Warmup]: REALLY
noxcape. [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO NASRI
Connie* [Countdown]: MY BAD
~,=,^ volta [Countdown]: shotgun <3
noxcape. [Countdown]: AND OX
horse I'm constructing! [Countdown]: shoutout to jake and gleno <3
noxcape. [Countdown]: AND VOLTA
goatosk [Countdown]: shoutout to shibb :D:D:D:D
[11:39]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:38]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:34]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:32]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:29]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:22]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:55]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
noxcape. [9:40]: RAN OUT OF AMMO
[9:39]: noescape. connected
[9:38]: noescape. disconnected
[9:34]: noescape. connected
[9:20]: noescape. disconnected
[9:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:04]: noescape. connected
[8:56]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[8:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
noxcape. [8:24]: DONGO DOWN
dongo [8:18]: the prophecy has come true.
noxcape. [8:11]: i told u
noxcape. [8:07]: cap ur gay
[7:56]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:03
[Intermission]: Connie* disconnected
noxcape. [Intermission]: ahehe fag
[Intermission]: Connie* connected
[Intermission]: Connie* disconnected
[Intermission]: Connie* connected
goatosk [Intermission]: knew it
noxcape. [Warmup]: most damage
GOATNQQDLEZ [Warmup]: least i got a kill oh w8
Connie* [Warmup]: wtf dc
noxcape. [Warmup]: kitchen was callen
Connie* [Warmup]: WTF
noxcape. [Warmup]: our prohphicy iwll come true this roudn volta
noxcape. [Warmup]: meet me at the main entrance ill be wearing soldier outfit
noescape. [Warmup]: mr.noxcape specinvite 12
GOATMIDNIGHT [Warmup]: Shoutout to everyone who hates me
noxcape. [Warmup]: shoutout to axis
noxcape. [Warmup]: gonna get panza'd
biggz/cg [Warmup]: lets go rup plz
dongo [Warmup]: rip c0ntagi0us
noxcape. [Warmup]: shoutout to nitehawk for getting banned for racism
noxcape. [Warmup]: witface sheeet
goatosk [Warmup]: sec
noxcape. [Warmup]: rup plz my baby is about to come out i got pregnant at end of last round
noxcape. [Countdown]: nearly killed wit with pistol before but ran out of ammo
noxcape. [4:01]: highlight of my pro et
noxcape. [3:52]: HAHA
[3:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
dongo [3:35]: hahaha
noxcape. [3:34]: dongo down
noxcape. [3:27]: HAHA
noxcape. [3:20]: volta meet me at bridge to knife fight
[3:18]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:16]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
~,=,^ volta [2:52]: !
noxcape. [2:49]: HAHAHAHA
~,=,^ volta [2:47]: SUP
[2:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:41]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
noxcape. [2:14]: I PANACKED IM SORRY
noxcape. [1:22]: hahahahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[0:46]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
noxcape. [0:45]: eagle would be proud
goatosk [0:39]: gg
[0:36]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
goatosk [0:32]: got lag
dongo [0:30]: HAHA YOU GAY
noxcape. [0:15]: using ga7 strats soz guys
[0:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
GOATMIDNIGHT [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:03)
[Intermission]: Connie* disconnected
noxcape. [Intermission]: highest fragger
[Intermission]: Connie* connected
[Intermission]: Connie* disconnected
[Intermission]: Connie* connected
GOATMIDNIGHT [Intermission]: stufed up i had the flag hesitated to much
noxcape. [Warmup]: RAPE IN THE CORNER!!!
~,=,^ volta [Warmup]: typical nox strat
noxcape. [Warmup]: HAHA
noxcape. [Warmup]: double kill
noxcape. [Warmup]: how do u spell korea
noxcape. [Warmup]: highlight of my korea
noxcape. [Warmup]: lululul
noxcape. [Countdown]: HA
horse I'm constructing! [Countdown]: prwetty close
noxcape. [Countdown]: panza volta staright up
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
noxcape. [13:33]: HAHAHAHA
noxcape. [12:58]: taken out all the axis
noxcape. [12:48]: let us get flag please
noxcape. [12:29]: you can be like the god off sparta, I am a kind god,
noxcape. [11:57]: they all /kill at the sight of me
noxcape. [11:29]: i was that close to a kill
noxcape. [11:28]: finally
noxcape. [11:09]: how did u c me!
[10:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
GOATNQQDLEZ [10:05]: haha
goatosk [9:52]: sigh,.
noxcape. [9:50]: why would u
[9:49]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
noxcape. [9:26]: MY TEAM IS GETTING ANGRY AT ME
goatosk [9:21]: cause ur a joke rly
horse I'm constructing! [9:15]: lewl
noxcape. [9:13]: yeah mate we have serious full chance of beating this team
noxcape. [9:09]: trying my hardest just not gettn anywhere
noxcape. [9:08]: fuckhead
[9:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
goatosk [9:04]: why bother playing?
noxcape. [8:59]: to annoy angry nerds like you
noescape. [8:58]: i believe his not..
biggz/cg [8:52]: mm2 kids
noxcape. [8:49]: sorry mum
~,=,^ volta [8:45]: :@
biggz/cg [8:45]: np
[8:18]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:18]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
dongo [6:39]: neat
noxcape. [6:33]: giving u ammo next time
noxcape. [6:32]: dont kill me
[5:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
GOATMIDNIGHT [4:56]: shot
noxcape. [4:33]: 360 dongo kill
[4:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
noxcape. [4:16]: axis down
dongo [4:12]: :_(
noxcape. [3:57]: heal me
noxcape. [3:44]: tk him
[3:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
noxcape. [3:12]: into 10 xp
noescape. [2:52]: LOL
noxcape. [2:40]: fkn am crying irl
GOATNQQDLEZ [2:23]: wot
dongo [1:34]: chevron raging on vent guys
noxcape. [1:27]: kick him iwll get angryier
noxcape. [1:08]: maken axis /kill
~,=,^ volta [1:06]: ded
noxcape. [1:02]: axis down
[0:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
noxcape. [0:12]: should go medic so can have health for epic knife fights
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
noxcape. [Intermission]: going to go posotive next round
GOATMIDNIGHT [Intermission]: ouch
noxcape. [Intermission]: got more deaths then dongo
noxcape. [Warmup]: what a bad
GOATMIDNIGHT [Warmup]: we can do this!
dongo [Warmup]: i was afk
noxcape. [Warmup]: yea me 2
dongo [Warmup]: had to get my cat out of the oven
noxcape. [Warmup]: i was talken to volta on facebook
noescape. [Warmup]: fkn shit nox
noxcape. [Warmup]: HAHA
noxcape. [Warmup]: mate
noxcape. [Warmup]: ull b impressed with my awesomness this round
GOATMIDNIGHT [Warmup]: everyone Nox is going panzer
noxcape. [Warmup]: HAH
noxcape. [Warmup]: YESSS
noescape. [Warmup]: noxcape specinvite 13
noxcape. [Warmup]: i closed the black gates on your face gondor
biggz/cg [Warmup]: rup dudes
noxcape. [14:57]: covie rush plz
GOATMIDNIGHT [14:47]: !!
Connie* [14:44]: lmao
noxcape. [14:34]: why would u do that
noxcape. [12:59]: hahahaAASHAHAHA
~,=,^ volta [12:56]: lol
[12:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:34]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[12:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:29]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
noescape. [11:56]: THE INFAMOUS NOXCAPE TBAG
dongo [11:55]: GET THOSE OUT OF THERE
noxcape. [11:53]: gibbed by volta
noxcape. [11:48]: kick him
noxcape. [11:36]: sick of team gibbers
[11:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
noxcape. [11:06]: spit roasted
noxcape. [10:50]: brb guys mum needs help opening marmelaid for toast
noxcape. [10:34]: your scared
[10:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:25]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
biggz/cg [10:20]: oh btw you two can go to ettv
biggz/cg [10:16]: gamestv.org
noescape. [10:08]: noxcape asked us to come here
biggz/cg [9:52]: go to ettv
noescape. [9:42]: were noxcapes personal coaches
noescape. [9:36]: we were invited
[9:31]: Tripyhas been kicked!
[9:31]: Tripy player kicked
[9:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
noescape. [9:21]: nox tell him were ur personal coaches
noescape. [9:14]: he doesnt believe us
dongo [9:12]: wat
goatosk [8:53]: lol
[8:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:48]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:44]: Tripy connected
noxcape. [8:24]: WOT
noxcape. [8:21]: FAIL TEAM CANT COVER MY BACK
[8:20]: Tripyhas been kicked!
[8:20]: Tripy player kicked
noxcape. [8:13]: tripply has down syndrome
noxcape. [8:02]: knife fight volta
[8:00]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:59]: The Allies have activated the crane!
noxcape. [7:58]: main gate
[7:54]: Tripy connected
[7:46]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
noxcape. [7:32]: HAHA
noxcape. [7:21]: HAHAHAHAHAHA
~,=,^7 Wit [7:20]: WTF
noxcape. [7:18]: FUCKING
noxcape. [7:17]: ROFL
Tripy [6:58]: nox specinvite me
noescape. [6:54]: 13
biggz/cg [6:53]: ok
[6:50]: Tripyhas been kicked!
[6:50]: Tripy player kicked
goatosk [6:43]: tripy aka deadman
Connie* [6:39]: rofl
noescape. [6:38]: tripy isnt deadman
Connie* [6:37]: my god
noescape. [6:37]: retard
goatosk [6:33]: seen him swap names few times
noxcape. [6:30]: qiuote plz specs
dongo [6:30]: wingz
~,=,^ volta [6:29]: wat!
[6:26]: Tripy connected
noxcape. [6:26]: playing game full concetrantion needed
Connie* [6:22]: FLY AWAY
noxcape. [5:52]: GIVING U PACKS
noxcape. [5:49]: l2read the signs
noxcape. [5:41]: DONGO DOWN
Connie* [5:40]: so mean
Connie* [5:37]: ew
Tripy [5:26]: nox spec invite me
noxcape. [5:11]: well that sucked
Tripy [5:09]: 13
goatosk [5:06]: 3rd map for fun ey
Connie* [5:04]: OMG FFS
noxcape. [5:00]: yea smash u on the 3rd map
biggz/cg [4:30]: cap
dongo [4:19]: mr strat
noxcape. [3:59]: WOT
noxcape. [3:55]: APOSTROPHY
noxcape. [3:50]: no1 takes my uniform
noxcape. [3:48]: wankas
[3:37]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:22 (original: 15:00)
horse I'm constructing! [Intermission]: gg
dongo [Intermission]: gg
noxcape. [Intermission]: yeah
noxcape. [Intermission]: 2 ez
noescape. [Intermission]: wd noxcape
noxcape. [Intermission]: went posotive
GOATNQQDLEZ [Intermission]: cheerz
noxcape. [Intermission]: thanks mate
~,=,^ volta [Intermission]: fuk
biggz/cg [Intermission]: gg .-.
noxcape. [Intermission]: I probably owned every1 on the team at least 4 times
GOATMIDNIGHT [Intermission]: GG
noxcape. [Intermission]: with tripply headshots
dongo [Warmup]: nice one nox

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