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au iceman34
au HANZ
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au shaggy
au nein
au LambofGod
au cretin
au flipside
nz meteor

Season One Finals
First Round
12.04.10 13:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Angela Merkel 35 kills
Killing Spree [C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. 7 frags without being killed
Accountant Angela Merkel 106% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! By Jupiters Cock! 9 gibs
...and stay dead! UHEL meteorr 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning By Jupiters Cock! 30 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Angela Merkel 22 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ULEHPHAZECOD4 124 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ULEH nein 200 damage per frag
What objective? By Jupiters Cock! 226 XP
Red Shirt ULEH mo*shaggy 39 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ULEH nein 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. 196 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Johnny Fairplay 2 team kills
Gingerbread man By Jupiters Cock! 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
By Jupiters Cock!92226343790121710248001751/01/030/95/420913034
Johnny Fairplay9420730327022522548842090/02/327/243/417415364
Russell Hantz53120193442219286132942590/01/114/104/31519227
Angela Merkel106210353390218486827776190/010/13/1422/11398444
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.1042152524200255084174270/02/220/183/422017474
[C]l3arly_[R]uBB88978143160312762255641992912891/016/294/1837/417912745
ULEH LambOfGod631491727101339684643900/01/217/210/123317246
ULEHPHAZECOD45716120352004433956171160/00/019/221/1021716036
ULEH mo*shaggy581402339411141036100190/13/718/170/1317815334
ULEH nein5416221393011475763961330/01/521/250/8227164310
UHEL meteorr44102143042114253628121420/03/30/912/21818825
m557149517014342319703255685000/08/375/913/220714736
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
By Jupiters Cock!96163262770117557635651580/01/021/65/3/K/T//KKK/KD/KKK/KK/DK/K/KKDDK/DKK/DKDK/DKKKDKK///KK/D
Johnny Fairplay1331552418601240713286980/01/222/122/2KD/KKDKKDKDTKDDKKKKKKDKDKKDDDKDDKKKKDKK/DDK
Russell Hantz77109172221113233324381520/01/014/63/3/KXKDK/K/K/K/KDK/D///D/KDSKKDT/K/KDKKDKK/
Angela Merkel84109222660116329319444930/07/00/1014/1KKK/D//KKDKK/K/K//K/DD/KKK/TKKDDKX/K//DKK/K//DKKDD
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.1061611615200236592740180/01/214/101/3DKDDKK/XDDKKKKKKKDXKKDDKDD/KDDKKD
[C]l3arly_[R]uBB9969710510823145018932139739190/011/471/4425/12
ULEH LambOfGod57991221000230993645730/00/112/170/1DDKDXDDDKDDDKDDDKDDKKKK/D/DDDKKDKK
ULEHPHAZECOD4451161124100330034081540/00/010/151/6KDDKDDKDDDDKDDKDDDD/DKKD/DKDKD/KDKD
ULEH mo*shaggy53105163020102971473510/03/513/150/11DDDKDDKDTDDKDDKDKDDKKDDKDKDKDKDDKKDDXKDDDKDDDDKD
ULEH nein3391824201028564400930/00/49/160/5KDKKDTDKDXDDKDDDDKDKDDDKDDDDDDDDDD
UHEL meteorr4589102241110204420711180/01/10/810/1//DDKDD/K/DKD//KDD//DKSTKK/KDDK/K
m47500571219131513973189323390/04/1144/7111/24

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
By Jupiters Cock!100406610031164870171/00/05/30/1KKDDKD/X/KK/K
Johnny Fairplay332139101068110601110/01/02/91/0DKKDDDDTKDDDD
Russell Hantz16516110328448080/00/10/21/0D/DS/D/K
Angela Merkel2006084300198552900/02/00/36/0DKKDKK/DKKKK
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.14037750000125682100/01/04/42/1DKDKDDKKDKKK
[C]l3arly_[R]uBB9816325306117437037601361/04/111/2110/2
ULEH LambOfGod7534341011501659170/01/03/30/0KD/TKKDD
ULEHPHAZECOD41144287100011501107180/00/08/40/3KDKKDKKKDDKDDKD
ULEH mo*shaggy71205720017821155180/10/25/10/2KDDDKKK/DKDD
ULEH nein6242581001945870400/00/15/30/3KDKDKDKDDDK/D
UHEL meteorr5011240101382579240/01/20/01/1KSXDKD/
m7414923305114376043701170/12/521/111/9
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
By Jupiters Cock!100212000003625200/00/02/00/0KK
Johnny Fairplay502112000018223800/00/11/10/1KXDD
Russell Hantz0303000258126180/00/00/10/0/D/
Angela Merkel10017110010205128860/01/10/01/0TDK
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.2001321000036535390/00/02/10/0KDK
[C]l3arly_[R]uBB907567001211728971130/01/25/31/1
ULEH LambOfGod100411000019212300/00/11/00/0KD
ULEHPHAZECOD40102000110813700/00/00/20/0D/D
ULEH mo*shaggy0401010009000/00/00/00/0S
ULEH nein1001133000048752300/01/02/30/0DKKDKD
UHEL meteorr50212000211016200/01/00/00/0/K/
m5022590103897103500/02/13/50/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
By Jupiters Cock!02041001031300/00/02/00/0DK/KX
Johnny Fairplay661023000029130000/00/02/20/1KDKDD
Russell Hantz333131011186250810/00/00/10/0DK/DT
Angela Merkel20024420001385176400/00/03/11/0KKKK/D
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh.0403000022826000/00/00/30/0DDD
[C]l3arly_[R]uBB60437152013109012991210/00/07/71/1
ULEH LambOfGod1001211000017621600/00/01/10/0DK
ULEHPHAZECOD450212000078292440/00/01/10/1DKD
ULEH mo*shaggy2001121000035012000/00/00/10/0KKD
ULEH nein1251854000046960300/00/05/30/0DKDKDKKKD
UHEL meteorr5001200010000/00/00/11/0/KD
m105431010000110731231440/00/07/71/1

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Player Chats
ULEH mo*shaggy [Countdown]: tag up for our frag movie please
biggz/ [14:53]: angela is rico
biggz/ [14:52]: !
[13:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ULEH mo*shaggy [10:33]: unlock mortar plz
ULEHPHAZECOD4 [7:09]: rego....................................................................
[6:45]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:43]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
ULEH mo*shaggy [6:39]: ROFL NOOBS
ULEH mo*shaggy [6:37]: U GUYS SO BAd
[4:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:43]: The Tank has been damaged!
ULEH mo*shaggy [3:56]: rofl
[3:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:16]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[1:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
Angela Merkel [Intermission]: hehehe
ULEH mo*shaggy [Intermission]: back
ULEH mo*shaggy [Intermission]: what happened?
ULEHPHAZECOD4 [Warmup]: y not jump shot ?
By Jupiters Cock! [Warmup]: you died 30 times
ULEH mo*shaggy [Warmup]: whoever russelhants34 is
ULEH mo*shaggy [Warmup]: he is fair out of form
Russell Hantz [Warmup]: that's me
Russell Hantz [Warmup]: I was blowing up your cp for a while
Russell Hantz [Warmup]: was fun
ULEHPHAZECOD4 [Warmup]: dat wot she said
ULEH LambOfGod [Warmup]: ahahahah
ULEH mo*shaggy [Countdown]: HAHA LOL
ULEH mo*shaggy [Countdown]: U WALKED RITE INTO DAT JOKE
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. [Countdown]: gl man..
ULEH LambOfGod [Countdown]: gl woman
Johnny Fairplay [Countdown]: chevrons bad
ULEH LambOfGod [Countdown]: ahahahaha
ULEHPHAZECOD4 [14:30]: HAHHHAAHH
ULEH mo*shaggy [14:22]: HAHA WOT U THINK U R ROK??
ULEH mo*shaggy [14:21]: idiets rofl
ULEH LambOfGod [14:17]: ROF
biggz/ [13:50]: forty's config russel?
ULEHPHAZECOD4 [13:48]: fukn lol liek cod
ULEHPHAZECOD4 [13:44]: bashn veryone
[13:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:41]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
ULEH mo*shaggy [13:36]: nice donut ashley
ULEH mo*shaggy [13:35]: orfl
Russell Hantz [13:21]: same config I've used for like 5 years
Russell Hantz [13:18]: dunno my landmine button
biggz/ [13:14]: lol
ULEH mo*shaggy [13:04]: stop the mm1 one please
[12:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:45]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
ULEHPHAZECOD4 [10:44]: out of amo
ULEH LambOfGod [10:38]: nice guys
biggz/ [9:51]: what map ggirls?
[9:45]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:14 (original: 15:00)
ULEH mo*shaggy [Intermission]: SHUTUP WE CAN STIL WIN THIS
Russell Hantz [Intermission]: is one of them kad?
ULEH mo*shaggy [Intermission]: tfuck
ULEHPHAZECOD4 [Intermission]: nice damage gusie
biggz/ [Intermission]: yeah dude
[C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. [Intermission]: lol kad
Russell Hantz [Intermission]: kad used to play as mo*shaggy
[9:35]: ULEH cret1n connected
[9:15]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:56]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:20]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:39
ULEHPHAZECOD4 [Intermission]: nice damage shaggy
ULEH LambOfGod [Intermission]: ROFL
ULEH LambOfGod [Warmup]: i got pos dmg that was ez
ULEH mo*shaggy [Warmup]: was afk
Johnny Fairplay [0:26]: in the gobv
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:39)
[Intermission]: HAHA ARROW ALL ALONG disconnected
biggz/ [Intermission]: bb
Angela Merkel [Intermission]: GG
ULEHPHAZECOD4 [Intermission]: did we win
[Intermission]: Johnny Fairplay disconnected
[Intermission]: Angela Merkel disconnected
Russell Hantz [Intermission]: doubt it
Russell Hantz [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: Russell Hantz disconnected
ULEH LambOfGod [Intermission]: pos dmg
[Intermission]: [C]l3arly_[R]uBBiSh. disconnected
By Jupiters Cock! [Intermission]: CYA
[Intermission]: ULEH PHAZe disconnected
[Intermission]: biggz/ disconnected
[Intermission]: ULEH Downright disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.