ubik vs teckneeex (3410 views)

nz streets
au darkn3ss
au Salameh
au biggz
au muad`dib
au eggs
au chesty
au happy
au pursuit
au trainy

Season One Finals
First Round

GravyStats
15.04.10 12:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ubik/biggz 40 kills
Killing Spree ubki stringer 5 frags without being killed
Accountant ubik/Sal 177% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ubik*DARKNZ 14 gibs
...and stay dead! ubik*DARKNZ 54% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ubik/biggz 32 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ubik/Sal 19 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ubik/Sal 135 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! PursuitTKNX 384 damage per frag
What objective? ubki stringer 252 XP
Red Shirt PursuitTKNX 42 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? terribleplayerTKNX 6 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ubik/Sal 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut terribleplayerTKNX 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ubik/biggz 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TrainyTKNX202821010125579992480/00/31/52/127910016
terribleplayerTKNX6015721343132439453263920/01/518/215/620915236
eggsTKNX77179273510018454752761560/01/521/156/616815134
ChestyTKNX6212524396014334454381030/07/313/284/713913926
PursuitTKNX5713824427014531163082820/02/821/252/522115036
TKNX6162798160271720181532334711810/011/874/2519/520313826
ubki stringer12325237308027555544102530/07/331/151/515014754
ubik^7muad5110420380127302329331990/01/518/173/81517525
ubik*DARKNZ79159263314008543145911070/00/425/181/520913934
ubik/Sal170211392213112541932194360/017/74/1319/313914053
ubik/biggz982144041130321626644262500/01/132/177/315710846
HappyTKNX589515263016227731781470/09/24/147/815212224
ub921035177190512951279712275713920/035/2114/1438/816012244
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TrainyTKNX206151002161462390/00/10/21/0D//KDD
terribleplayerTKNX66404600011034116900/00/14/30/1K/KDDKDDKD
eggsTKNX1003988400414771002180/00/14/34/0KKK/K/D/KK/KKDDD
ChestyTKNX6616691000683851180/04/10/81/0DKDKKDDDDDKKDKD
PursuitTKNX1411171001445939180/00/11/50/0DDD/DDKD
TKNX531122035700838004423930/04/59/216/1
ubki stringer87437830011125114200/01/16/30/3DD/KKDDDKKKKKDD
ubik^7muad6034350001643467180/00/13/10/2DKD/KKDD
ubik*DARKNZ25037522001937474360/00/05/00/1DKK/KKK
ubik/Sal20057843000935110100/04/24/10/0KKKDKDKKKKDD
ubik/biggz442749000578361600/00/03/41/0D/KD//K/DKD/K
ub1281982728800844233800540/05/421/91/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TrainyTKNX20221500103965372090/00/21/31/1KDDDDDXT
terribleplayerTKNX622058002166011541780/01/26/40/2DKK/DDDDKKDKDTTX
eggsTKNX4240370000570106000/00/03/40/2KDKDDDDKDD
ChestyTKNX22132900014351503180/00/12/60/2KDDDD/DKDDDX
PursuitTKNX12161800017121164360/00/11/20/2/DDKDDDDD
TKNX3211112370033277354184410/01/613/191/9
ubki stringer12027651002992632360/02/13/21/0DK//KKKKKDD
ubik^7muad28172701119468461060/00/02/51/0DKDS/KDDDT
ubik*DARKNZ150386430031144417350/00/06/10/0KK///KKKDK
ubik/Sal80041813000976251340/03/00/15/1KDKKKKXKKK
ubik/biggz2004212630141360627470/01/06/23/1KD/KDKKKK/KKK/KT/KKX
ub2601653423101210541827732580/06/117/1110/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
terribleplayerTKNX4148512110012741698360/00/11/84/2DDDKSDDDDDKDKDDKK
eggsTKNX774879101111681705620/00/17/51/2KKDDKDDTKKDDDKD/K
ChestyTKNX6149813100210621615540/02/13/73/4/DKKDDDKKXDDKDKK/DDDKD
PursuitTKNX645711173011204723312100/01/310/121/1D/KDDDKDKDDTDKKKDKDKKDDDKDDKD
TKNX6120231516124555173493620/03/621/329/9
ubki stringer1301051310200419801391940/01/012/50/1K/D/KDKKKK/KKKKDDDKK/KD
ubik^7muad6453914001314341620750/00/28/52/4K//KKDKKDDKDKD/DDKDKDDTD
ubik*DARKNZ6446914500316811593360/00/38/51/4KD/DKDK/KDKDDD/KKKXKDDDD
ubik/Sal144641395011202210253330/06/10/88/2KKKDKKXDDKDKDTD/DKKKKKXXKD
ubik/biggz1338716124026220215301850/00/016/52/1DKK/KKK/TK//KK/KK/DKDDKKDKKTKD
HappyTKNX64551117300316081970570/03/14/94/5D/DDKDKDKDXKDDKDKDK/KKDKD/DKD
ub10041071761904201092791297800/010/748/3717/17

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
terribleplayerTKNX8749782010142613051780/00/17/61/1KDDDTDDKKKDKKKDD
eggsTKNX8152911500313321509760/01/37/31/2KK/KDDDK/KDDK/KDKDKD
ChestyTKNX1004788401111641469130/01/08/70/1KKDDKXDKTKDDDK/KKD
PursuitTKNX110541110300121071874180/01/39/61/2DKDK/DKDKDKXXKKDKKDKDKD
TKNX95202353714025602961572850/03/731/223/6
ubki stringer157771172020145812451230/03/110/50/1KKDKKDKKKKKTDDDDKDKT
ubik^7muad50061200020000/01/25/60/2DDDDDK/DKK/DKDDKKD
ubik*DARKNZ463861340011669210700/00/16/120/0DDKDDKDKDDKD/KDDDDKX
ubik/Sal1254910821011486842690/04/40/36/0KKKKDXDKDKDSDK/KDKK
ubik/biggz5758814600619211653180/00/17/61/1K/KDK/KD/K/KDK/DDD/DKD
HappyTKNX44404900136691208900/06/10/53/3DDDKKDKK/DDDKT/KK/DKD
ub802624563141313720370553000/014/1028/3710/7

» View plaintext endround stats
Player Chats
eggsTKNX [Warmup]: rup strets
ubki stringer [Warmup]: ready
ubki stringer [Warmup]: et broken'
ChestyTKNX [Countdown]: shoutout to ulti the fucking dog cunt
terribleplayerTKNX [Countdown]: rekn
eggsTKNX [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO ULTI DOG DOG DOG WOOF
eggsTKNX [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO ULTI DOG DOG DOG WOOF
eggsTKNX [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO ULTI DOG DOG DOG WOOF
eggsTKNX [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO ULTI DOG DOG DOG WOOF
eggsTKNX [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO ULTI DOG DOG DOG WOOF
eggsTKNX [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO ULTI DOG DOG DOG WOOF
[11:02]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:24]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:58]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:52]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[8:04]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:55
ubki stringer [Intermission]: dis hard
ubki stringer [Intermission]: wat is bujttons
ChestyTKNX [Intermission]: you thinking about sheep streets?
ubki stringer [Warmup]: [MOFO]Toychest
ubki stringer [Warmup]: lmao
ChestyTKNX [Warmup]: still better than you
ChestyTKNX [Warmup]: hows it feel?
ubki stringer [Warmup]: I KNOW LEAVE ME ALONE
eggsTKNX [Countdown]: shoutout to a friend of mine chris owen
eggsTKNX [Countdown]: gud bloke
PursuitTKNX [Countdown]: :)
[3:33]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
eggsTKNX [2:45]: rofl trainy
PursuitTKNX [2:38]: lol laggin
[2:12]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
PursuitTKNX [1:49]: GO TRAIN
PursuitTKNX [0:36]: wat lag
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:55)
TrainyTKNX [Intermission]: lol
eggsTKNX [Intermission]: gg
terribleplayerTKNX [Intermission]: GeeGee
ubik/biggz [Intermission]: gg
ubki stringer [Intermission]: toychest crankin the dmg
TrainyTKNX [Intermission]: i got 2 kills rofl
ubki stringer [Warmup]: toychest is ok because he plays with rich <3 my idol
ubki stringer [Warmup]: but the rest, sheesh!
eggsTKNX [Warmup]: mate are u bagging g train
terribleplayerTKNX [Warmup]: dontbag the train.
TrainyTKNX [Warmup]: lol
ubki stringer [Warmup]: sheesh you guys hehe
ChestyTKNX [Warmup]: no pb aye
ChestyTKNX [Warmup]: brb downloading crushr2 alpha5
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: gtv is our anti-cheat
eggsTKNX [Warmup]: biggz can you turn off pb on ga 7 cheers
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: :(
TrainyTKNX [Warmup]: my hax is lagging me :(
ChestyTKNX [Warmup]: ok if i get collamity to play for us?
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: nah is like rico :(
ubik*DARKNZ [Warmup]: no.
ubik*DARKNZ [Warmup]: rup.
ChestyTKNX [Warmup]: hang on
eggsTKNX [Warmup]: everyone on ettv spec trainy
ChestyTKNX [Warmup]: got a sub
terribleplayerTKNX [Warmup]: we getting happy in
terribleplayerTKNX [Warmup]: for trainZ
PursuitTKNX [Warmup]: train is good
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: gogo
ubik*DARKNZ [Warmup]: forfeit
ubik*DARKNZ [Warmup]: too long inbetween rounds
ChestyTKNX [Warmup]: you already forfeit though
ubki stringer [Warmup]: shoutout to rich and haste, you guys inspire me to achieve
eggsTKNX [Warmup]: darkness come 2 knox city o zone and say that 2 my face
ubik*DARKNZ [Warmup]: rof
ubik*DARKNZ [Warmup]: ill nock ur teeth out
ubik*DARKNZ [Warmup]: idiot
ChestyTKNX [Warmup]: whats haste's name?
PursuitTKNX [Warmup]: arent u like 12
ubki stringer [Countdown]: we arent at that level yet but you wait ok
eggsTKNX [Countdown]: shoutout to my mate messanjer good bloke
ubki stringer [9:58]: m n haste crt gamen buddies
eggsTKNX [9:24]: m8
ubki stringer [9:19]: HHOOHOH
ubki stringer [9:16]: HO
[6:56]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:34]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[3:12]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:47
eggsTKNX [Intermission]: GG
ubik/biggz [Intermission]: gg
ubik/Sal [Intermission]: gg
ubki stringer [Intermission]: great games so exciting hehe
eggsTKNX [Warmup]: swaetih
eggsTKNX [Countdown]: shoutout 2 matt 'dongo' blakey
eggsTKNX [Countdown]: n cia
ubki stringer [Countdown]: hehe
[5:33]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:20]: Main blast door opening!
[5:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:14]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
eggsTKNX [5:06]: ur gay sal m8
[4:12]: Main blast door closing!
PursuitTKNX [3:42]: LAG
PursuitTKNX [3:40]: OMFG
[3:27]: Main blast door opening!
[1:34]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
PursuitTKNX [1:34]: fuk
eggsTKNX [1:33]: happy u wog fucking shit faggot idiot
[1:33]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
TrainyTKNX [1:33]: lulz
[1:33]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
HappyTKNX [1:33]: wtf
[1:33]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:33]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[1:33]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[1:33]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[1:33]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[1:33]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[1:33]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[1:33]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[1:33]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[1:33]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[1:33]: FIGHT!
[1:15]: Main blast door closing!
[1:07]: Main blast door opening!
[0:44]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:03 (original: 6:47)
ubik/biggz [Intermission]: lolz
ubik/biggz [Intermission]: ggz
PursuitTKNX [Intermission]: FUKIN HAPPY
PursuitTKNX [Intermission]: GET INTERNTET
[Intermission]: ubki stringer disconnected
terribleplayerTKNX [Intermission]: blame happy
TrainyTKNX [Intermission]: stupid netz
ChestyTKNX [Intermission]: gg we win
ubik/biggz [Intermission]: cheers lads

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.