noBra!n vs miLf Fuckers (3287 views)

de Aggro
de Techniker
de Sunny
de Bio
de Kayek
de skibba
de mQleZz
de XPV
09.05.10 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth nB|KIK.sunnyowner! 48 kills
Killing Spree milffuckers shivao 5 frags without being killed
Accountant nB|KIK.sunnyowner! 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! nB|KIK.Bio.O 13 gibs
...and stay dead! nB|KIK.Bio.O 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning nB|KIK.sunnyowner! 36 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! nB|KIK.Bio.O 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer nB|KIK.Techniker 161 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! milffuckers shivao 340 damage per frag
What objective? nB|KIK.Techniker 312 XP
Red Shirt MILFFUCKERz XPV x) 61 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? milffuckers shivao 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore MILFFUCKERz sk!bba* 156 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut nB|KIK.sunnyowner! 3 team kills
Gingerbread man nB|KIK.Bio.O 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
nB|KIK.Bio.O812353847130119641656071840/03/127/247/516911945
nB|KIK.Techniker100312414180116641255931250/04/133/205/515613647
nB|KIK.sunnyowner!123242483881315811148423302/05/036/224/216912454
nB|KIK.10078912712629155020939160426392/012/096/2216/216512645
MILFFUCKERz XPV x)3615422616008549775211080/10/518/404/525012327
MILFFUCKERz sk!bba*5918629493008592274862190/01/326/312/620415336
milffuckers shivao5618925458011246235932280/11/422/253/2185132513
milffucker495297615517012816042209393550/12/466/259/221313639
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|KIK.Bio.O90659104012138013961120/01/07/72/1DKKK/KD/DKKKDDDDDTKK
nB|KIK.Techniker586671230041365134600/00/04/73/1/K/DDDDD/KDKKDK/DKK
nB|KIK.sunnyowner!905010110003211116191120/00/08/81/1K/DDDKKK/DDKKDK/KDKDKX
nB|KIK.7918126337019485643612240/01/019/226/3
MILFFUCKERz XPV x)4149512200112871800540/00/14/71/2DDDDK/DKDDKDKDKDD
MILFFUCKERz sk!bba*100631010000117871833180/00/09/71/2KDKDKKDDDKK/DKKDKKDD
milffuckers shivao1125198300212871223180/00/09/50/1KKKKKDKKDDK/DK/DD
milffucker841632430500443614856900/00/122/192/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|KIK.Bio.O92541213200820271335360/00/09/53/0//KK/DKK/KK/DK/K/KKKK/DDD
nB|KIK.Techniker2005510530001413125800/00/19/41/0KDKKKKDKDKKDKKD
nB|KIK.sunnyowner!2146815750031992998180/02/012/31/1KK/K/KK/KKKKDDKDKKKKKD
nB|KIK.169177372510001154323591540/02/130/125/1
MILFFUCKERz XPV x)332761810031253203200/00/05/141/1//DDDKDDDKDDKDKDDDDDK/DK
MILFFUCKERz sk!bba*5048714200214531823180/01/16/80/3DK/DDDDDK/KKDDDKKDDKD
milffuckers shivao7331140004885157700/00/11/80/1D//D/DDDDD/DDKD
milffucker301081446300935915432180/01/212/301/5
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|KIK.Bio.O3861513200313891823360/00/13/72/3/K/DKD/DDDKXKDDKDDD
nB|KIK.Techniker92113131420041604165500/03/010/80/3DKKK//DKK/DKDK/DDKDDKDXDKKKK
nB|KIK.sunnyowner!11259981125183010261440/01/09/31/0K/D//KK/KDT/KDKTKKKS
nB|KIK.81233273551212482345041800/04/122/183/6
MILFFUCKERz XPV x)3853513200116151349360/00/23/92/1DD/KKDKDKDDKDDDDDD
MILFFUCKERz sk!bba*7243811100212991848930/00/07/81/1KDDKKD/DK/DKKDKKDDD
milffuckers shivao1117710930031590162600/01/27/42/0/D/DKKDKK/KKKKDDKDK
milffucker7417323336006450448231290/01/417/215/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|KIK.Bio.O10955121150061620105300/02/08/50/1KK/DKX//K/K/K/KDKDKKKDDKX
nB|KIK.Techniker1107811100018203013341250/01/010/11/1K/DTK/K/K/K/KKDKKKK///
nB|KIK.sunnyowner!116651412201421781199562/02/07/81/0DKK/KK/K/KKD/KDDKKKDKKDDKDT
nB|KIK.112198373370218582835861812/05/025/142/2
MILFFUCKERz XPV x)3325618100313422340180/10/26/100/1DDK/DDDDK/DDDKKDDKDDDDK/
MILFFUCKERz sk!bba*2832414000313831982900/00/24/80/0DD/D/KDD/KDKDDKDDXD
milffuckers shivao352851420138611506100/10/15/81/0KDK//DDDDDDDDKDDKTK/
milffucker328515463019358658281180/20/515/261/1

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Player Chats
MILFFUCKERz sk!bba* [Warmup]: jaaa.... xpv auf klo der idiot
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Warmup]: tag up?
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Warmup]: tag up?
nB|KIK.Techniker [Warmup]: shoutout to TimeN :*
nB|KIK.Bio.O [Warmup]: timen owner
nB|VIP_SPECRAMOZ [Warmup]: shoutout to all my lovers
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Warmup]: wer is für kick ramoz?
nB|KIK.Techniker [Warmup]: shoutout to Aggro, hdl:*
nB|VIP_SPECRAMOZ [Warmup]: nein
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Warmup]: rufen mal ja
nB|VIP_SPECRAMOZ [Warmup]: shoutout für den schlechtesten im team
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Warmup]: ja
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Warmup]: shivao tag up und dan rup
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Warmup]: dann
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:11]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:07]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:42]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:38]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:38]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:29]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:21]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:32]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
milffuckers shivao [6:07]: LOL MAN
[6:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:53]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:53]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:06
milffuckers shivao [Intermission]: 87 y0
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Warmup]: Ready!
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Warmup]: Ready!
[5:23]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
milffuckers shivao [4:19]: sunny :)
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [4:12]: ja?
[3:35]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
milffuckers shivao [2:04]: :XD
[1:16]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[0:34]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
MILFFUCKERz sk!bba* [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:06)
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Intermission]: KLAR
[11:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:47]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:32]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:00]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:00]: The Allies have activated the crane!
milffuckers shivao [5:59]: homo double tap prone
milffuckers shivao [5:56]: :>>>>
[5:47]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
MILFFUCKERz sk!bba* [5:28]: wp
[4:31]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:28
nB|VIP_SPECRAMOZ [Intermission]: TECHNIKER HIGH+
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Warmup]: Ready!
nB|KIK.Techniker [Warmup]: more like low+ max
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Warmup]: YO COLDNIGGER
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Countdown]: colt* <3 low-
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [Countdown]: du bit dumm
[6:32]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [6:30]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [6:29]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
MILFFUCKERz XPV x) [6:27]: Xddd
[6:07]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [2:36]: xD
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [2:35]: xD
milffuckers shivao [2:24]: WIN
nB|KIK.sunnyowner! [2:03]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
[0:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:28)
[Intermission]: milffuckers shivao disconnected
nB|KIK.Bio.O [Intermission]: gg bb
[Intermission]: nB|KIK.Techniker disconnected
MILFFUCKERz sk!bba* [Intermission]: wp bb :
[Intermission]: nB|KIK.Bio.O disconnected
[Intermission]: nB|KIK.sunnyowner! disconnected

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