smanetti.bros vs Team Survive (5447 views)

it VJTO
pl staminaboy
il Res
de stRay
de wAtcher
de mntL (GTA NERD)
22.05.10 15:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth srv[+]wAtcher drunken 65 kills
Killing Spree RESOBROS 7 frags without being killed
Accountant srv[+]wAtcher drunken 97% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! srv[+]stray 13 gibs
...and stay dead! srv[+]stray 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning srv[+]wAtcher drunken 64 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! RESOBROS 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer srv[+]stray 178 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! srv[+]mental :D? 333 damage per frag
What objective? VJTOBROS 382 XP
Red Shirt srv[+]mental :D? 77 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? RESOBROS 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore STAMINABROS 179 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut VJTOBROS 2 team kills
Gingerbread man srv[+]wAtcher drunken 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
VJTOBROS853824654702101000690761240/04/439/405/121816875
STAMINABROS74330537210019964411498530/02/449/573/218216036
RESOBROS71353476551111997594081430/01/537/499/1212143710
BROS76106514619122143029625299823200/07/5125/4917/120415767
srv[+]wAtcher drunken9737465678012412376107411110/02/064/370/819016034
srv[+]stray792744861130219805176672540/05/441/343/316812647
srv[+]mental :D?60294477781016955511217780/06/339/522/720314447
srv[+]7894216020529135929982296254430/013/3144/525/718714346
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
VJTOBROS921171213301426092144700/01/011/91/0DKDKTK/DKD/KD/DKKKDKKKD/KD
STAMINABROS65921320100223763018180/01/012/170/1DDD/KDKKK/DDKKDDDDKKDKDKDDDDKDKDK
RESOBROS871211416100326392096180/00/111/133/0/KKKKD/KXKDKDD/KKDDDKDDKDDDKDKK
BROS8133039495019762472581060/02/134/394/1
srv[+]wAtcher drunken66751218200626452684360/01/011/90/4K/DKD/KDDDKK//D/K/KDKDKKXKDDKDD
srv[+]stray1067516154013240522921580/00/116/101/1K/DKD/DKDKDKDKDKKKKKDDKDKT/KKKDD
srv[+]mental :D?66621218200322082648240/00/111/141/0/KDKDDDKKDDDKDKDKDDK/K/DKDDKKD
srv[+]79212405180112725876242180/01/238/332/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
VJTOBROS1071231514100436552876180/02/312/81/0D/K/DDD/KDKDK/DDKKKKKKKDDKXKKK
STAMINABROS100921919401627022698350/01/117/122/0KK/DKKDK/KDKKDKKKK//D/KD/KKDDKDKKDTDDKD
RESOBROS1009917171005247723991130/01/013/113/1KKKKKKKKDD/KKDK/K/KD/DKK/DKDDDDKDD
BROS102314515060115883479731660/04/442/316/1
srv[+]wAtcher drunken85117172020063242320200/00/017/110/3KDD//KDDKDK/KKDKKDK/DD/KDDDK/KKKDKDKK
srv[+]stray3859821200518812325580/01/27/140/0DKDDKKDD/DD/DKKK///DDDDKDDDKD
srv[+]mental :D?4182102410032850330700/02/17/171/3DDDDDDDKDDDDDKDK//D/KDKDDKKKDKDKDD
srv[+]5525835655001479738834580/03/331/421/6
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
VJTOBROS61118132100012727318500/00/112/191/1DKKDDDDKKX/KDDKDKDKDDKDKDDDKKDDDDDK
STAMINABROS48110142930013644473400/00/313/241/1KDDKK/KDDDDKDDDDKDKDDDDDDKDDDKDDDKKDKDKDKDD
RESOBROS401071127211339424169120/00/49/192/0/DK/KKKT/DDDKKDKDDKDDDKDSDDDDDDDDKDDKDD
BROS50335387751151031312088120/00/834/624/2
srv[+]wAtcher drunken1221432722401952233987750/01/027/140/0/DDKDK/KDKDKDKK/DKKK/KKXKK/K/KKKT/KDKK/KDKDKK/KDDKD
srv[+]stray1171192017401830712456200/04/015/62/2DKK/KK/DD/DKDDKK/KKK//DK/TDKKKK/KDKKKK
srv[+]mental :D?1001242424500837943870540/04/120/140/2KDDKKK/DKD/DKKD/KDK/DK/KDK/KDDKXDK/KKKKDKDK/KKDKD
srv[+]113386716313022512088103131490/09/162/342/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
VJTOBROS100246630111015871360/01/04/42/0DTK/KKKDDKKDD
STAMINABROS17536742000922104800/00/07/40/0KDKKKDKDKKD
RESOBROS1002655100091774400/00/04/61/0KKKXDDKKDDD
BROS125861815601128542663360/01/015/143/0
srv[+]wAtcher drunken12839970003126686800/00/09/30/1D/KKKDDKKDKK//KK
srv[+]stray5021483003694594180/00/13/40/0KDD/DKDK//DK
srv[+]mental :D?9261110102703139200/00/01/70/2/DD/DKDDDDDSD
srv[+]62861426310826632854180/00/113/140/3

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Player Chats
VJTOBROS [Warmup]: -.-
srv[+]stray [Warmup]: do cbnick
RESOBROS [Warmup]: asshole
RESOBROS [Warmup]: die in carfire
srv[+]stray [Warmup]: <3
RESOBROS [Warmup]: I liked eizo
RESOBROS [Warmup]: so much
srv[+]stray [Warmup]: I LIKE RES MOAR
srv[+]stray [Warmup]: Rup
RESOBROS [Warmup]: :(
STAMINABROS [Countdown]: GL
srv[+]mental :D? [Countdown]: hf
RESOBROS [11:51]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
VJTOBROS [11:41]: :D
VJTOBROS [11:39]: :D
VJTOBROS [11:39]: :D
VJTOBROS [11:38]: :D
[10:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:14]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
RESOBROS [10:12]: obviously team's mascot takes engi
RESOBROS [10:09]: fuck sake
[9:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
VJTOBROS [8:40]: WOW
VJTOBROS [8:37]: :D
VJTOBROS [8:37]: :D
VJTOBROS [8:36]: :D
VJTOBROS [8:36]: :D
VJTOBROS [8:36]: :D
[7:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
srv[+]stray [6:32]: res
[6:12]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:10]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:41]: The Allies have activated the crane!
RESOBROS [5:35]: ok
RESOBROS [5:34]: fail
[5:28]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
RESOBROS [5:02]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
RESOBROS [4:47]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
srv[+]mental :D? [3:02]: wp
[2:58]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:01
srv[+]stray [Warmup]: Rup
[6:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:47]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
RESOBROS [5:51]: good server good
srv[+]mental :D? [5:41]: its your internet -_-
[5:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[3:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[3:35]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:00]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
RESOBROS [2:04]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
srv[+]mental :D? [2:03]: :D?
srv[+]mental :D? [2:03]: :D
RESOBROS [1:56]: not even funny to see me playin today
RESOBROS [1:55]: :D:GD:
[1:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
VJTOBROS [1:21]: ur map is deli ?
[1:13]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
srv[+]mental :D? [1:07]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:01)
srv[+]mental :D? [Intermission]: wp
VJTOBROS [Intermission]: my team is a fail
VJTOBROS [Intermission]: no comms
VJTOBROS [Warmup]: wth!
STAMINABROS [Warmup]: kurwa
srv[+]stray [Warmup]: Rup
RESOBROS [Warmup]: grt
RESOBROS [Warmup]: now im lagging
srv[+]stray [Warmup]: Rup
STAMINABROS [11:36]: ? :d
RESOBROS [11:32]: grt server
STAMINABROS [11:30]: i mean wtf with my ammopacks
RESOBROS [11:03]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
srv[+]mental :D? [10:39]: ^^
[10:29]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:19]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:16]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:43]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:43]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
srv[+]mental :D? [9:25]: :D
[9:23]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
RESOBROS [8:48]: jeez
[7:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
srv[+]stray [7:11]: higher
[7:11]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:11]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:11]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
srv[+]wAtcher drunken [7:11]: drecks spiel
[7:11]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:11]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
VJTOBROS [7:11]: :D
[7:11]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
VJTOBROS [7:11]: :D
[7:11]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
VJTOBROS [7:11]: :D
VJTOBROS [7:11]: :D
VJTOBROS [7:11]: :D
VJTOBROS [7:11]: :D
VJTOBROS [7:11]: :D
[7:11]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:11]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:11]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
srv[+]mental :D? [7:11]: gta > all
[7:11]: FIGHT!
[7:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
VJTOBROS [6:06]: OMG
VJTOBROS [6:05]: wow
[5:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
RESOBROS [4:46]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
RESOBROS [4:45]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[4:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
VJTOBROS [4:07]: revive skill
[4:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
srv[+]mental :D? [3:50]: xD
RESOBROS [3:40]: ssss
[3:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
VJTOBROS [2:30]: kevji
VJTOBROS [2:29]: how r u
VJTOBROS [2:28]: ?
STAMINABROS [2:23]: :d
srv[+]wAtcher drunken [2:19]: im not kev
RESOBROS [2:16]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
RESOBROS [1:45]: 50 hs like nothing
[1:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:09]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
VJTOBROS [1:07]: ahahahhaah
VJTOBROS [1:02]: how tard is watched drunken ?
[0:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
VJTOBROS [0:10]: watched
srv[+]wAtcher drunken [0:08]: wat
VJTOBROS [0:07]: watcher
VJTOBROS [0:06]: nice hax
srv[+]wAtcher drunken [0:03]: says u
srv[+]wAtcher drunken [0:02]: stfu
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
srv[+]mental :D? [Intermission]: wp
RESOBROS [Intermission]: 50 hs
RESOBROS [Intermission]: new maus
VJTOBROS [Intermission]: ahahahahah
RESOBROS [Intermission]: :DDDDDDDD
srv[+]wAtcher drunken [Intermission]: im the best
VJTOBROS [Intermission]: 45 hs
STAMINABROS [Intermission]: ur an idiot mate
VJTOBROS [Intermission]: mp
VJTOBROS [Intermission]: 5 luger
VJTOBROS [Warmup]: 2 thompson
srv[+]wAtcher drunken [Warmup]: still the best
RESOBROS [Warmup]: score 100 for a candy
VJTOBROS [Warmup]: acc like 42
VJTOBROS [Warmup]: np for him
VJTOBROS [Warmup]: he's skillboster
srv[+]stray [Warmup]: Rup
srv[+]wAtcher drunken [Countdown]: not rlz
srv[+]wAtcher drunken [Countdown]: sucking today
RESOBROS [Countdown]: yeah
RESOBROS [Countdown]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
RESOBROS [Countdown]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
VJTOBROS [11:58]: funny boy
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
srv[+]mental :D? [10:48]: xD
RESOBROS [9:42]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[9:25]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:25]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:23]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
STAMINABROS [9:21]: D:D:D::D:DD
VJTOBROS [9:20]: AHAHAH
VJTOBROS [9:17]: man u are totally obv
RESOBROS [9:17]: cu @ conflict :D
[9:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
STAMINABROS [9:14]: jasne kurwa
VJTOBROS [9:14]: u are cheating like a shit
VJTOBROS [9:13]: ahahahah
VJTOBROS [9:07]: stray
VJTOBROS [9:05]: admin of what ?
VJTOBROS [9:03]: cheater friends
VJTOBROS [9:02]: :D
[9:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
VJTOBROS [8:58]: get a life man
[8:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
VJTOBROS [8:46]: ahahah
[8:32]: VJTOBROScalled a vote.
[8:30]: Vote FAILED! (Load Config global3)
[8:26]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
srv[+]mental :D? [8:24]: wp
[8:23]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:23]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:36 (original: 12:00)
srv[+]stray [Intermission]: gg wp
VJTOBROS [Intermission]: ahahaha
VJTOBROS [Intermission]: look his stats
VJTOBROS [Intermission]: ahahah
VJTOBROS [Intermission]: without a cheat
srv[+]wAtcher drunken [Intermission]: vote pb
srv[+]stray [Intermission]: he reconnected
srv[+]wAtcher drunken [Intermission]: nerds
VJTOBROS [Intermission]: u are low

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  • Server crash / restart
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