Bo co vs Los Polakos (2437 views)

ee SpoKE
fr Paw3l
pl Camper
pl Heniu
22.05.10 21:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Paw3l 34 kills
Killing Spree Paw3l 6 frags without being killed
Accountant Paw3l 162% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Paw3l 8 gibs
...and stay dead! Paw3l 24% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Paw3l 32 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! -.^/SpoKE 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Paw3l 147 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! LP~>Camper:] 272 damage per frag
What objective? -.^/SpoKE 202 XP
Red Shirt LP~>Camper:] 42 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? LP~>Nigga :] 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore LP~>Nigga :] 178 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Paw3l 1 team kills
Gingerbread man Paw3l 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Paw3l16217534218011145523080160/01/032/102/113414764
-.^/SpoKE1412023122701649573006570/00/129/163/016013753
LP~>Nigga :]151377654315021795096086730/01/161/165/014714264
LP~>Camper:]2681114200042714573200/00/09/301/324713616
LP~>Nigga :]46143163520034040505500/01/115/290/2253144211
LP~>352242777200767541078700/01/124/291/225014029
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Paw3l209111231130052851164300/01/021/51/1KKK/KKKKDKKK/KDDDK/K/KDKKK/KKKKKKD
-.^/SpoKE146123191370043306212800/00/019/90/0KKDDKKDKKDK/KDKDKKDKKKKDK/K/KDK/
LP~>Nigga :]1782344224100096157377100/01/040/141/1
LP~>Camper:]314672200021611316600/00/06/191/1DDDDDK/DDDDKDKDD/KDDKDDDDKDDK
LP~>Nigga :]336682410022160299100/00/18/210/0DDK/DKDDK/DDKDKKDKDDDKDDDDDDDDDD
LP~>32112154610043771615700/00/114/401/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Paw3l601135100449335700/00/03/10/0/K//D/KK
-.^/SpoKE10043550001111455400/00/03/42/0DKKDKKKD/D
LP~>Nigga :]80548101005160791100/00/06/52/0
LP~>Camper:]201515000039778400/00/01/50/0DDDDKD
LP~>Nigga :]1003744100151482300/00/04/10/2KDKKDK/D
LP~>6052591001911160700/00/05/60/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Paw3l20021422010546434160/00/04/31/0KKTDDKXK
-.^/SpoKE10036220011537324570/00/13/10/0XK/TDK
LP~>Nigga :]150576420211083758730/00/17/41/0
LP~>Camper:]20515000121563100/00/01/30/1DKDD/D
LP~>Nigga :]1002422000054345200/01/01/20/0DKKD
LP~>6029370001758108300/01/02/50/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Paw3l1333243200266264600/00/04/10/0KKKD//K
-.^/SpoKE25005200000000/00/04/21/0DKDKKKK
LP~>Nigga :]1923295200266264600/00/08/31/0
LP~>Camper:]20152100001491115100/00/01/30/1DDK/DD
LP~>Nigga :]401625000082378900/00/02/50/0KDKDDDD
LP~>303141500011314194000/00/03/80/1

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Player Chats
[11:52]: LP~>Nigga :] connected
[11:51]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
LP~>Camper:] [11:51]: kurwa
[11:51]: Paw3lcalled a vote.
-.^/SpoKE [11:50]: 2 nigga?
[11:51]: Vote passed!
[11:51]: *** Level Restarted! ***
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: kicknac go trzbea
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: trzeba
-.^/SpoKE [Warmup]: fast
-.^/SpoKE [Warmup]: mean
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: f1
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: !
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: f1
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: szybko
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: on ma tadzik nick
-.^/SpoKE [Warmup]: tadzik zaba?:)
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: nie :D
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: f1
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: !!!!!!
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: jaki zaba kurwa :D
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: kurwa
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: za kogo mnie madzie :D
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: kiknijcie nigga
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: jakie z was debile
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: bo laga mialem
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: f1
-.^/SpoKE [Warmup]: tadzik join
-.^/SpoKE [Warmup]: and kick
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: Open Limbo Menu.
Paw3l [Warmup]: zaba :D
-.^/SpoKE [Warmup]: nigga rup
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: z kad
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: sprawdzicie guida
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: masz moje ggf
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: gg
-.^/SpoKE [Warmup]: ewo mi dal
-.^/SpoKE [Warmup]: rup
LP~>Camper:] [Countdown]: a z kad ion ma
-.^/SpoKE [11:57]: nie wiem
-.^/SpoKE [9:44]: mozemy zagrac 5on5 kiedys offi
-.^/SpoKE [9:43]: :)
-.^/SpoKE [8:03]: zagramy 5 kiedys
-.^/SpoKE [8:03]: ?
-.^/SpoKE [8:01]: offi
-.^/SpoKE [8:00]: ?
[7:18]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[7:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:35]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:35]: Door Controls have been constructed.
Paw3l [6:33]: kurwa
Paw3l [6:32]: plecojeb
[6:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
-.^/SpoKE [6:24]: lol
-.^/SpoKE [6:22]: gg
-.^/SpoKE [6:22]: D
[6:20]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:12]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:02]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:38]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:31]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:31]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
LP~>Nigga :] [2:23]: plecojeb
-.^/SpoKE [2:17]: what?
LP~>Nigga :] [2:14]: bede plakal jak wy :D
[2:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:21]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
-.^/SpoKE [0:35]: camper zagrasz w poniedzialek 5 offi?
LP~>Nigga :] [0:32]: niezly unhit :D
[0:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
LP~>Camper:] [0:12]: nie
-.^/SpoKE [0:08]: why?:(
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
LP~>Nigga :] [Intermission]: bo nie
LP~>Nigga :] [Intermission]: to powinno ci wystarczyc
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: a moge do klanu?
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: ;DDDDDDDDDDDD
Paw3l [Intermission]: :D
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: bardzo smieszne :D
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: bradzo
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: normalnie zajebiste
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:03]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
LP~>Nigga :] [10:06]: HAHA CIEKAWE
[10:03]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:03]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
LP~>Camper:] [10:01]: kurwa
[10:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
LP~>Nigga :] [10:00]: z kad wiedziels ze plecy zrobie ?
LP~>Camper:] [10:00]: mac
-.^/SpoKE [9:55]: strzeliles?
LP~>Nigga :] [9:50]: do tamtego
Paw3l [9:49]: kto ja?
-.^/SpoKE [9:45]: ja chcialem rzucic
LP~>Nigga :] [9:45]: a ty juz nejda nakreconego miales
-.^/SpoKE [9:44]: nejda
-.^/SpoKE [9:42]: do przodu
[9:41]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
-.^/SpoKE [9:39]: ale info dostalem
-.^/SpoKE [9:36]: ze plecy
-.^/SpoKE [9:35]: robia
LP~>Nigga :] [9:32]: w cioge 0.1 sec ?
[9:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
-.^/SpoKE [9:09]: ej moge do lubie placki?
[8:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
LP~>Camper:] [8:20]: zal
LP~>Camper:] [8:19]: ;d
LP~>Nigga :] [8:18]: dobbra dzieki za ger
-.^/SpoKE [8:13]: 4:0
-.^/SpoKE [8:12]: bedzie
[8:12]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[8:12]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: ..
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:47 (original: 12:00)
LP~>Nigga :] [Intermission]: no i ?
LP~>Camper:] [Intermission]: no i
LP~>Camper:] [Intermission]: ;d
LP~>Nigga :] [Intermission]: nara
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: nic
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: .
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: ;d
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: zagracie jutro 5
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: ;D
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: offi
-.^/SpoKE [Warmup]: bo mamy magic rifle
LP~>Camper:] [Countdown]: ego quit
[Countdown]: Paw3lcalled a vote.
LP~>Camper:] [Countdown]: 4;0
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
[Countdown]: *** Level Restarted! ***
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: 4;0
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: ;d
Paw3l [Warmup]: kurwa
Paw3l [Warmup]: ten problemy ma
Paw3l [Warmup]: dalej
LP~>Camper:] [Warmup]: ma 2 minuty
[9:09]: The Doors are opening!!
[9:01]: Main blast door opening!
[8:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:52]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
-.^/SpoKE [7:43]: o ja
LP~>Camper:] [7:18]: e
LP~>Camper:] [7:17]: fajnie
LP~>Camper:] [7:14]: jak ty to zrobiles
-.^/SpoKE [7:14]: ?
LP~>Camper:] [7:11]: ze rzuciles
-.^/SpoKE [7:10]: ja?
LP~>Camper:] [7:09]: tam nejda
LP~>Camper:] [7:09]: kurwa
LP~>Camper:] [7:04]: i mnie zbiles
LP~>Camper:] [7:01]: nie wiadomo jak
LP~>Nigga :] [7:00]: camper oni sa poprostu wyszystko wiedzacy
-.^/SpoKE [6:59]: pawel an wh grasz?
[6:58]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:01
Paw3l [Intermission]: nie
LP~>Camper:] [Intermission]: bylem przy drzwiach
Paw3l [Intermission]: wiem
LP~>Camper:] [Intermission]: i tu nejd prosto w lep
Paw3l [Intermission]: mialem respa waszego
LP~>Nigga :] [Intermission]: kurwa ..wy smieszni jestescie :D
LP~>Nigga :] [Warmup]: ahah :D
-.^/SpoKE [Warmup]: sorry guys za tego pacana
Paw3l [Warmup]: japa
-.^/SpoKE [2:38]: zal..
Paw3l [2:03]: lamie
[1:02]: The Doors are opening!!
LP~>Camper:] [0:57]: Team: Allies:]
[0:51]: Main blast door opening!
-.^/SpoKE [0:26]: gg
-.^/SpoKE [0:19]: camper to moge do klanu?
LP~>Camper:] [0:13]: bielano putaj
-.^/SpoKE [0:06]: kto to bielaso?
LP~>Camper:] [0:03]: cl
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:01)
LP~>Camper:] [Intermission]: bb
LP~>Camper:] [Intermission]: nara
LP~>Nigga :] [Intermission]: DZIEKI spoke za gre
[Intermission]: LP~>Camper:] disconnected
LP~>Nigga :] [Intermission]: nrazie
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: ok pa;
[Intermission]: Paw3l disconnected
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: dzieki za gre
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: tak na serio
-.^/SpoKE [Intermission]: ;D
LP~>Nigga :] [Intermission]: CO ?

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