ubik vs gossip girl e-sports (3983 views)
darkness
streets
anim biggz Nateus nein cretin LambOfGod Phaze Blinded 
25.05.10 13:00 CEST
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | ubik^7biggz, | 43 kills |
| Killing Spree | ubik streets | 6 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | ubik brandoN | 148% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | ubik brandoN | 20 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | ubik brandoN | 50% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | ubik brandoN | 34 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | ubik^7Nateus- | 14 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | ubik^7darkn3ss | 73 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | Lamb | 293 damage per frag |
| What objective? | ubik brandoN | 272 XP |
| Red Shirt | GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom | 45 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx | 13 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | ubik streets | 163 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | ubik^7Nateus- | 3 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | ubik^7biggz, | 24 /kills |
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| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | im in -DIC- |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | forbf2 |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | rofl |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | bc2 |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | drunkards in combat |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | yeh wont play with me in bc2, not talking to you |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | haha |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | wdf |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | u have it? |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | yeh m8 |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | y no tell me |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | instead of sayin |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | "fuck u scum" |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | hi darkness |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | and shit |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | AROOOOOOOOOOW |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | couldnt trust you |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | lol we should challenge in css :p |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | we choose axis by the way |
| ubik^7biggz, [Warmup]: | gogo |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | srs want axis? |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | yes please |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | quicker game |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | we choose axis |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Warmup]: | 2 much antilag |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [Warmup]: | why cant we cap the first point? |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | streets antilag |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [Warmup]: | FUCK |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [Warmup]: | gray makes my ass look big |
| ubik streets [Warmup]: | teamchatsonly sorry |
| ubik streets [Warmup]: | serious time |
| ubik streets [Warmup]: | prepere to die lmao |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | stfu kiwi fagot lol |
| ubik^7biggz, [Warmup]: | rup :( |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | sorry lamb is fixing his cfg |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Warmup]: | rq |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | wdfs with lambs ping |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | he had to reinstall |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | looks like it's 10 minutes past the original match time |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | guess gossip girls forfeit |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | shut up canadian |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | u dont know australia |
| ubik^7biggz, [Warmup]: | i wave the right |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | /wave |
| ubik streets [Warmup]: | im hacking btw idiots |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | haha jk luve |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | HATA |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | brandon do you listen to protest the hero |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | waiting on biggz btw |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | just so u know |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | lol naw... |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | i bet you listen to nickleback |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | roflmao |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | i do |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | no |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | national treasure |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [Warmup]: | i listen to nickleback while my boyfriend and i make love |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | i listen to michael buble |
| ubik^7biggz, [Warmup]: | lamb ._. |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | sounds hot |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | did you compete in the olympics brandon |
| ubik^7biggz, [Warmup]: | wtf is he doing lol |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | of course |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Warmup]: | hes just finishing his jam sandwitch |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [Warmup]: | lol |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | for video gamez |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | hao do i resoltuon 1680 1050 thnx |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | pls halp gamop |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | game mop pls |
| ubik^7biggz, [Warmup]: | r_mode -1 |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | PLAY WITH A NORMAL RES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [Warmup]: | lol |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | canadian zip it |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | how r babies formed |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | downsindrop hackin |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | k |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | i canot see chat nao my scren big |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | yakno |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | i had an ex teammate named arrow |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | silly lamb lol |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | he got caught cheating |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | just thought I'd share that with you |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | ok it work thxn guy |
| ubik^7biggz, [Warmup]: | can you play as is lamb? just use r_mode 6 lol |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | now i ned to change defult croshaire |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | he moved to australia to get around his ban |
| ubik streets [Warmup]: | had a dog named syndrome once |
| ubik streets [Warmup]: | lmao |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | it all makes sense now |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | my dog's name is jack |
| ubik streets [Warmup]: | hes jump on me and id say down sydrome lmao xDF |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | DONT STARt |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | WAIt |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | ur a dh lamb |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | thought u r better than this |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | MY CROSSHAIR MOVE BIG AND SMALL |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | WAT DO I DO |
| ubik^7biggz, [Warmup]: | turn off cross hair pulse |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | GENIUS |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | brb mum wants me dont ruop |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | i am lag how to stop lag??? |
| ubik streets [Warmup]: | TASTER OF WATS 2 COME |
| ubik^7biggz, [Warmup]: | just rup lamb lol |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | i hav put settings to cable withc is wat i hav |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | io hav lag slpike |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | oand |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | console |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | ubik'streets hello |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Warmup]: | 2 much xbox darkness |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Warmup]: | u lost ur touch |
| ubik streets [Warmup]: | hi lance |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | how r u |
| ubik streets [Warmup]: | XOXO |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | u cant win dis game if u lag spike not cair |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | fair |
| ubik streets [Warmup]: | good and you |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | good thanks |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | ALL ON YOU CROSSHAIR PULSE |
| [14:22]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| ubik streets [13:54]: | gossip girls please play properly |
| [13:49]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [13:46]: | Allies team locked from spectators by ubik^biggz, |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [13:45]: | we let u take it |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [13:45]: | cant see chat soz |
| ubik streets [13:36]: | u dogs |
| [13:35]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [13:33]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [12:40]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [12:40]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| Lamb [12:33]: | seta name gosipgulr lamb |
| [12:20]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [12:15]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [11:31]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [11:28]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [10:43]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
| [10:41]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [10:40]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [10:26]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| [9:07]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:52 |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Intermission]: | gg |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Intermission]: | wD |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Intermission]: | lucky |
| Lamb [Intermission]: | close 1 iwas gona kil u |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Intermission]: | back |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Intermission]: | wot hapn |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Intermission]: | er i said dunt rup |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | i can see why you took the ff against xfx :) |
| ubik^7biggz, [Warmup]: | lamb ate a ham sandwhich |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | cause we are australian |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | jelly sandwich noob |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [Warmup]: | u being racist |
| ubik^7biggz, [Warmup]: | ! |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | u guys r good u should play for australia team specially you streets n brandon |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [Warmup]: | yeah, took the ff cos we had an appointment to shag your mum, and pedros sister |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | hehe |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [Warmup]: | :o |
| ubik streets [Countdown]: | lol guys..... |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Countdown]: | luv u guys hehe |
| Lamb [Countdown]: | hey hao do u tirn of dulb etep prawn? |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [5:49]: | steets sore shep n got bona |
| Lamb [5:26]: | cg_fov 100 |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [5:15]: | cg_fov 100 |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [5:12]: | fark |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [4:38]: | seta m_pitch 0.9 |
| ubik streets [4:08]: | u cheatn dogs |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [3:50]: | rofl |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [3:47]: | rofl |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [3:46]: | rofl |
| GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol [3:45]: | rofl |
| ubik streets [3:42]: | ur face scared me lol |
| ubik streets [3:39]: | fuk.. |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [2:26]: | shoutout 2 cretin watchin on ettv luv u m8 |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [2:09]: | shoutout to midas hehe luv ya champ |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [1:15]: | 2 much lag |
| Lamb [1:12]: | ye |
| Lamb [1:08]: | tel me hao to stop lag |
| [0:10]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:52) |
| ubik streets [Intermission]: | wat lag.. |
| Lamb [Intermission]: | im usin xbo controler |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Warmup]: | !ready |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | .r |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Countdown]: | nah soz darkn3ss m8 cant let an et rivalry get too intense no hard feelings see u in css team m8 ;) |
| Lamb [Countdown]: | lol i hav 7 mousepad now thnx to spnmsor |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [Countdown]: | lol |
| [9:34]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [8:52]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
| Lamb [8:49]: | nize |
| Lamb [8:23]: | wer am i |
| Lamb [8:04]: | bind mouse4 kill |
| [7:50]: | Storage Wall destroyed! |
| Lamb [6:43]: | rofl darknes ui remembr wen u cry when u lose to creitn in ql |
| Lamb [6:34]: | hahah my stomash |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [6:23]: | lol remember when cretin got dmonk to play for him to win duels |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [6:21]: | duel comp |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [6:21]: | hehe |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [6:19]: | that was funny |
| Lamb [6:16]: | ye hehe |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [6:16]: | yeah |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [6:12]: | funnier than your perm ejac |
| Lamb [6:08]: | rememebr wen cretin lose on purpose so u dont cry/ |
| Lamb [6:04]: | oh, no u dont HAHAHAHA |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [6:02]: | yeh |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [6:02]: | ye remember wen darkness try to learn duel |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [6:01]: | hehe |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [6:00]: | n he bad |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [5:56]: | hehe |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:53]: | remember |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:49]: | when i smashed lamb |
| Lamb [5:47]: | lol no u dont |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:46]: | or flip |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:45]: | or both |
| Lamb [5:44]: | coz he neva told u |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:44]: | in duel |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:43]: | rofl |
| Lamb [5:35]: | that he loze on purpos agens u so u dun cry |
| Lamb [5:33]: | rofl |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [5:29]: | hahaha |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [5:28]: | ye |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:27]: | remember |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:27]: | when |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:25]: | we were mates |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:23]: | now u dogs |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:22]: | sigh |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:21]: | ... |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:20]: | y |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [5:18]: | hehe we jus joke m8 |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [5:17]: | dw |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:12]: | :< |
| Lamb [5:11]: | ye dw i neva liked u |
| Lamb [5:10]: | hehehe |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:07]: | wow |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [5:00]: | STMSH? |
| Lamb [4:56]: | i didn like u as soon as u threten to leav team coz u cry pva evertythin |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [4:55]: | that doesnt count 4 anythen? |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [4:49]: | wdf |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [4:46]: | stomash team |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [4:43]: | ctf champs |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [4:35]: | remember when biggz was gameop and muted everyone |
| ubik streets [4:27]: | hey guys wats a stomash l |
| [3:29]: | GOSSIPGIRLArrowlol disconnected |
| [3:14]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [2:55]: | HI |
| [2:39]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
| Lamb [2:16]: | hao 2 tern of bobroling |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [2:10]: | fuck |
| Lamb [2:08]: | i haet him |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [2:08]: | just got dizy |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [1:53]: | just had all good stomash memories of fun with lamb and flip and cretin and got all dizzee |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [1:50]: | all da good memories |
| [1:50]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [1:47]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [1:41]: | fukn nerd lagger |
| Lamb [0:59]: | i hav bob roling |
| Lamb [0:57]: | tell him to stop |
| Lamb [0:53]: | plz |
| ubik streets [0:49]: | lOL |
| ubik streets [0:44]: | fukn boblol |
| Lamb [0:34]: | ye |
| Lamb [0:32]: | u no him? |
| ubik streets [0:18]: | ye lances brothr lol |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:00 |
| ubik^7biggz, [Intermission]: | arrow? D: |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Intermission]: | 250 ping is 2 high |
| Lamb [Intermission]: | nize |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Intermission]: | unfair lag |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Intermission]: | he cried and left |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | you want it? you can have it:P |
| Lamb [Warmup]: | bradning using lag for advantij |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Warmup]: | bullets bendier den streets |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Warmup]: | and streets |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | im ridin solo |
| ubik^7darkn3ss [Warmup]: | im riding solo |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Countdown]: | streets playing on movie theatre can see us easier fuckin cheat |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [9:10]: | wickid knife skills |
| Lamb [9:00]: | wow lance is god |
| Lamb [8:58]: | gud |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [8:54]: | been praccing all afternoon |
| Lamb [8:50]: | nize |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [8:46]: | fukn lagger |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [8:35]: | me n streets on ga7 hehe |
| [8:00]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 1:59 (original: 10:00) |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Intermission]: | ggs |
| ubik^7biggz, [Intermission]: | ggz |
| Lamb [Intermission]: | nize |
| ubik^7biggz, [Intermission]: | bb |
| GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo [Intermission]: | lata |
| [Intermission]: | ubik^biggz, disconnected |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [Intermission]: | 4/24 |
| [Intermission]: | ubik streets disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | GOSSIPGIRL Lancexoxo disconnected |
| GOSSIPGIRLMottBoxx [Intermission]: | getting better |
| Lamb [Intermission]: | i hav to go to bed hav skool tmoorw |
| GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom [Intermission]: | brandon fat nerd faget |
| [Intermission]: | GOSSIPGIRLSdowns1ndrom disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | ubik^Nateus- disconnected |
| Lamb [Intermission]: | ahahaha |
| Lamb [Intermission]: | ye |
| ubik brandoN [Warmup]: | :>>>>>>>> |
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