noBra!n vs Punch and Judy show (5357 views)

de Aggro
de Sunny
de Techniker
de Bio
de VeXx
de gEe
de rANDOM
02.06.10 20:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB 46 kills
Killing Spree P&J rANDOM 6 frags without being killed
Accountant P&J rANDOM 94% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! P&J rANDOM 10 gibs
...and stay dead! MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer P&J*VeXx xD 155 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! P&J fAte 242 damage per frag
What objective? P&J rANDOM 295 XP
Red Shirt P&J*VeXx xD 63 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore P&J fAte 161 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut P&J rANDOM 2 team kills
Gingerbread man MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB8827946515112094537296590/04/141/270/320614046
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB61252365990127595864872920/01/229/287/2166110312
MYKIKABOOM.AggroIsDumm 6423839596201971196549910/05/327/325/418310736
MYKIKABOOM.7076912116920326622530203324420/010/397/3212/418511938
P&J fAte5722135618012282518742980/01/334/321/423614336
P&J rANDOM902954548102212753469781140/05/137/284/416714066
P&J*VeXx xD33144216310115454768101470/00/618/394/421710839
P&J5866010117219244920332225303590/06/689/399/420713047
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB1253654100185656700/01/02/20/1KK/DDKKKD
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB162516000423837300/00/01/20/0/KD///D
MYKIKABOOM.AggroIsDumm 833156100290773800/01/04/40/0DK/KKK/KDDD
MYKIKABOOM.7592111620072001167800/02/07/80/1
P&J fAte7542341011731925260/00/04/30/0KDDK/TDK
P&J rANDOM1663153210067842200/00/14/11/0KDSKKKKD
P&J*VeXx xD16916000026965400/00/11/40/0DDDDDXKD
P&J8682913311116782001260/00/29/81/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB802845100384169000/01/03/20/0/K/DK/KDK
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB15029964004114192800/00/07/12/0KDK/KKD/KK/KK/K
MYKIKABOOM.AggroIsDumm 711957200483785100/00/05/30/0D/K/KK/DK/KD
MYKIKABOOM.100761818700112819246900/01/015/62/0
P&J fAte57234710021098102000/00/14/40/0K/DK/DKDDKD
P&J rANDOM5022360002680829180/00/02/20/2K/DKDKDD/
P&J*VeXx xD010090000691970180/00/00/90/0DDDDDDDDD
P&J3655722100424692819360/00/16/150/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB8212019231001049783593180/02/017/130/0K/D//K/K/KK/DKKK/KKDKK/KDKDKDDDKDKDK/DDK/D
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB5981162730012259332991580/01/211/124/1/K/KK//D/DKKD/DK/KDDDKDKD/DKK/KDDK/K/D/KDDK
MYKIKABOOM.AggroIsDumm 73971926100934083036180/02/114/153/1K/KK/DKKK/KDKK/KK/DD/DDKKDD/DKDDKDDKDDK/KDK/D
MYKIKABOOM.712985476500311097999281940/05/342/407/2
P&J fAte578816285001039784034180/00/115/141/3D/DKD/K/DD/DDKKDD/K/DDKKDDKKK/D/KDKKDK/KDKD/
P&J rANDOM691191826600103526339990/03/014/141/2DKDD/DDDKD/KDDK/DKK/DKKDKK//KD/KKKDDKDK//KK/
P&J*VeXx xD358311310001124243546580/00/411/140/2/DDDDKD//D/KDDK/DDKD/D///KKDKDDK/KD/DKDDKD
P&J542904585110031992810979850/03/540/422/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB94951819211627782446410/00/119/100/2DKKDKK/KDXKD/KKDDT/K/DDDDDKKDK/KKSKKKK/
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB5011710202017198618871340/00/010/131/1/DDKK/T/KKD/DDDDX/DKKDKKDDKDDK//
MYKIKABOOM.AggroIsDumm 50911020220419671924730/02/24/102/3/DDSKDKK/DKDKSKDKDDD/DDKDKDDKD/
MYKIKABOOM.65303385963217673162572480/02/333/333/6
P&J fAte54681222100924442763540/01/111/110/1/KD/KDDDD/KK/DK/D/KK/KDKKX/KDDKDDD/
P&J rANDOM1461231913212026502328870/02/017/112/0KTKKKDDDKKDDKKKTKSDKDDKKKDKKDKKDKD
P&J*VeXx xD5242917101411631640710/00/16/124/2X/DDK/KDDKXDD/KDKDTKKKDKDDDD/
P&J84233405241313625767312120/03/234/346/3

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Player Chats
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [Warmup]: Ready!
P&J*VeXx xD [Warmup]: bio tonne wa
P&J rANDOM [Countdown]: bio äpel sind lecker
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:05]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:02]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:58]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:55]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:51]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:51]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[10:02]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:11]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:49]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:49]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:10
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [Warmup]: es ist vexx
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [Warmup]: !!!!!
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB [Warmup]: xD
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [Warmup]: xD
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [Warmup]: Ready!
P&J*VeXx xD [Countdown]: er witzig
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [Countdown]: +s
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [3:09]: :)
[2:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [2:41]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [1:21]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
[0:26]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:10)
P&J fAte [Intermission]: wp
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB [Warmup]: bist du dumm?
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB [Warmup]: unsere war deli
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [Warmup]: wir können auch 2 mal deli spielen
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [Warmup]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB [Warmup]: aber bei 2 mal gleicher map = cointoss for map
MYKIKABOOM.AggroIsDumm [Warmup]: wollt ihr nochmal deli spielen?
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB [Warmup]: also nochmal deli?
[7:57]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:50]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [7:48]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
[5:56]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:53]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[5:02]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB [4:54]: iksdeh
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [4:53]: SCHEIße
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [4:48]: kein flagfullhold
[4:29]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:18]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [4:18]: ^^
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [4:18]: ^
[4:18]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB [4:18]: bios phoning the "arbeitsamt"
[4:18]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [4:18]: aggro thinks he is "lustig"
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [4:18]: xD
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB [4:18]: hes searching for work if u can help bio call me
[4:18]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[4:18]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[4:18]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:18]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:18]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:18]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:18]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[4:18]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:18]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:18]: FIGHT!
[4:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:08]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [3:28]: WHAT A FAIL
[3:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:06]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
MYKIKABOOM.AggroIsDumm [Intermission]: ooooops
MYKIKABOOM.AggroIsDumm [Warmup]: win
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [Warmup]: Ready!
[10:24]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [9:27]: n1 tk
[8:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:27]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:20]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:10]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[6:42]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:04]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [4:58]: LAMER
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [3:59]: porink match is porink
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB [2:48]: xD
[1:10]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:49 (original: 12:00)
MYKIKABOOM.Bio=opfa#nB [Intermission]: ccccccccccc
MYKIKABOOM.sani>all #nB [Intermission]: xd
[Intermission]: P&J*VeXx xD disconnected

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