Eyjafjallajokull vs konoha-nins (3903 views)

pl w1lko
pl l4z
fi Xictus
at jaN
at scorch
fi cele
#zero.E 3on3 Cup v.21 Grand Final

29.05.10 21:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth kon,konkonkon 64 kills
Killing Spree Eyjafja ' l4z 4 frags without being killed
Accountant kon,konkonkon 112% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! kon, cele 7 gibs
...and stay dead! Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo 19% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning kon,konkonkon 62 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! kon, cele 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer kon,konkonkon 128 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo 313 damage per frag
What objective? kon,konkonkon 257 XP
Red Shirt Eyjafja ' l4z 83 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore kon,konkonkon 131 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Eujafja . Xictus 3 team kills
Gingerbread man Eyjafja ' l4z 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo36183277450016440577622850/00/325/522/5163105311
Eujafja . Xictus92240545960321728873271700/03/050/354/313512444
Eyjafja ' l4z39201328340124502361432770/02/226/565/21577447
jafja 5262411321615046116716212327320/05/2101/5611/215210147
kon, cele7122240567001770965401510/11/233/356/21779645
kon,konkonkon112257645740121770655421080/01/262/292/51209744
kon, jaN89199505531214643057731791/03/146/352/412910346
kon,9167815416814135221232167163381/05/1141/3510/41429945
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo66751015300417282373910/00/19/91/1/DKDDDKKKDD/KDKDKK/D/DKDK
Eujafja . Xictus126121191520052932268300/01/016/92/1K/DKKKK/DKKDKKDKDK/KKK/DKDKDKDK/KD
Eyjafja ' l4z641071117200822201965540/00/010/91/0/D/D/KDDD/KKKK/K/K/DDK/KDKKD
jafja 85303404770017688070211450/01/135/274/2
kon, cele68821116200126052026510/01/18/132/1DK/DDKDDDDDKDDKDKDKKKKDDKDK
kon,konkonkon9172111210012181209300/00/011/90/2KKDDKKDKDKDKDKDDDK/KKDD
kon, jaN537581520012235276100/00/08/130/1K/KDKDKDKDDDDKDDDDDDKKD
kon,712293043500370216880510/01/127/352/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo2522141001550816540/00/01/30/0/KDDD
Eujafja . Xictus13324430010622507640/01/04/30/0KKDKTDKD
Eyjafja ' l4z50193600014365991280/00/12/51/0DK/KDDKXDD
jafja 69658131012160819222460/01/17/111/0
kon, cele1002233000164145400/10/03/20/0/DKKKDX
kon,konkonkon2002963100188754300/00/06/20/0K/DKKDKKK
kon, jaN5082400103946111431/00/02/30/1DDDKKTD
kon,1175911101012192216081431/10/011/70/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo12864321003212745731400/00/24/250/4DDDD//K/DDDDDXDDDDDKDDDDKDDDDDDDDKDDDX
Eujafja . Xictus579515264018373441371060/00/014/172/1K/KDKK//DKDDDKDDDK//KK/KDDKDKDKDDD/KDD/DTK
Eyjafja ' l4z1975736201823673579950/00/06/272/1DD//KDDDKDDD/T/DD/KDDKD/DDDDDKDDD/DDKDDK/DDD
jafja 292562694702198228122893410/00/224/694/6
kon, cele1001182121500113850292100/00/017/104/0KK///DK/K/KKK/K/KD/DKKDK/DKKDK/K/DKKDKKDKD
kon,konkonkon164156281720012463829061080/01/027/30/2/K/KDKKDKKKKDKK/DKK/KK/DKKK/KKK/KK/KKK//K/KK/
kon, jaN1521162617100638012401360/01/024/101/1KDKDKDKDKKD/KKK//KKDKKDDKK/KKKDDKKKK/KKDKK/
kon,1393907555800291228982281440/02/068/235/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo520122300080000/00/011/151/0KKDK/DK/D/KDKDKDDK/DK/DKDDK/DD/DDK/
Eujafja . Xictus1060161500180000/01/016/60/1DK//DKKKDDDKK//DKK/KDKK/K/KKTKK/
Eyjafja ' l4z450112400070000/02/18/151/1DD/DK/D/KKDDDDD/KDDKK/DD/KDKK/KXDKD
jafja 6803962001230000/03/135/362/2
kon, cele31051600040000/00/15/100/1D/DK//DDKDDDKDDKXDKD/
kon,konkonkon760192500170000/00/218/152/1KKDKKD//DKK/K/KKDKK/DKD/KDKK/DKDDXDTDKDKDDDKD
kon, jaN730141901170000/02/112/91/1DKKD/KK//DDDKKK//K/KDDDKDK/TSKKDKD
kon,6003860012180000/02/435/343/3

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Player Chats
[9:14]: Allies capture the factory district!
kon, jaN [8:46]: fu
[8:31]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
kon,konkonkon [2:24]: ?
kon, jaN [2:13]: nice random polaks
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [2:11]: :D
Eujafja . Xictus [2:10]: stfu
Eujafja . Xictus [2:01]: trolled hard jan
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [1:57]: :D
kon, jaN [0:58]: zea
Eyjafja ' l4z [0:38]: GG
kon,konkonkon [0:26]: wp
Eujafja . Xictus [0:22]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
Eyjafja ' l4z [Warmup]: ³²¹Rèády
Eujafja . Xictus [Countdown]: shouts: order gaming, nicolah, darkje, knas, alleviate, synce. jonte, awir
kon, jaN [9:35]: XD
[9:34]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:33]: Axis recapture the factory district!
kon, jaN [9:31]: hide atleast
[9:31]: Allies capture the factory district!
kon, cele [9:25]: ye
kon, cele [9:24]: fuck that
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [9:22]: :D
[9:21]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [9:21]: :D
[9:21]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Eujafja . Xictus [9:21]: done i put your quotes to my cf profile
[9:21]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
kon, jaN [9:21]: NICER
[9:21]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [9:21]: xd
[9:21]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
Eujafja . Xictus [9:21]: :)))
[9:21]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:21]: FIGHT!
Eujafja . Xictus [9:20]: webe called me today cele
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [9:20]: jan nie zbedny
kon, cele [9:12]: fame
kon, jaN [9:03]: talk a language pls
Eujafja . Xictus [9:00]: =))
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [8:58]: :D
[8:54]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
kon, jaN [8:40]: yea
[7:37]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:37]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:37]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:37]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:37]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:37]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:23 (original: 10:00)
kon, jaN [Intermission]: gg wp randoms
Eyjafja ' l4z [Intermission]: make ego
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [Intermission]: izi basz
kon, jaN [Warmup]: XD
kon, jaN [Warmup]: no
Eyjafja ' l4z [Warmup]: ³²¹Rèády
kon, jaN [10:49]: who the fuck are you ?
kon, jaN [10:44]: XD
[10:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
kon, cele [10:34]: :D
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [10:25]: :D
[10:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:58]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
kon, cele [9:04]: like 10th time
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [8:58]: :D
kon, cele [8:55]: who the fuck puts stimer near radar
[8:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
kon, cele [7:28]: :D
kon, jaN [6:55]: srsly
[6:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
kon, cele [5:45]: i thought the gate already blew
kon, cele [5:44]: :D
kon, jaN [5:37]: XD
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [5:35]: :D
[5:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
kon, jaN [3:56]: xictus pls
kon, jaN [3:53]: who are yoU ?
Eujafja . Xictus [3:51]: Xictus
kon, jaN [3:50]: 3 hs only ?
Eujafja . Xictus [3:41]: soon
Eujafja . Xictus [3:40]: 5
[3:39]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Eujafja . Xictus [3:17]: but jan please stfu
kon, jaN [3:06]: why should i ß
[2:23]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
kon, jaN [2:22]: lol
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [2:23]: SPECLOKC
[2:23]: Allies team locked from spectators by Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo
[2:23]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:23]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [2:23]: :D
[2:23]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:23]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:23]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:23]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
kon, jaN [2:22]: nub
[2:23]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [2:23]: :D
[2:23]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:23]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:23]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:23]: FIGHT!
Eujafja . Xictus [2:23]: trolled hard
kon, cele [1:52]: :)
Eujafja . Xictus [1:14]: gg
kon, jaN [1:02]: atleast we can camp
kon, jaN [0:58]: :p
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Eyjafja ' l4z [Warmup]: >> 1on1.cfg >>
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [Warmup]: :D
Eujafja . Xictus [Warmup]: hai
Robaciek_ [Warmup]: sup?
Eyjafja ' l4z [Warmup]: KICK THEM
Eyjafja ' l4z [Warmup]: ³²¹Rèády
Eujafja . Xictus [Countdown]: spec me roba
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [Countdown]: :D
kon,konkonkon [Countdown]: teenage humor
kon, jaN [Countdown]: xictus cheats
kon,konkonkon [11:57]: how amusing
Robaciek_ [11:55]: when you unlock
[11:41]: Axis team unlocked from spectators by Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo
[10:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:33]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
kon, jaN [8:41]: why not
kon, cele [8:26]: >D
[8:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
kon, cele [7:38]: ???
kon, cele [7:20]: wheres ur boxes
kon, cele [7:16]: fag
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [7:14]: :D
[6:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
kon,konkonkon [6:07]: when are you guys playing EC?
Eujafja . Xictus [6:01]: i am playing atm
[5:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
kon, jaN [5:54]: "k"
[5:30]: Robaciek_ disconnected
kon,konkonkon [5:07]: behind the wall
[4:31]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [3:39]: :D
kon, cele [3:30]: :'D :'D :'D
kon, cele [1:55]: ur talented
kon,konkonkon [1:48]: pharaons
kon, jaN [1:43]: srsly
[1:42]: kon, cele disconnected
kon, jaN [1:33]: noob random polaks
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [1:30]: :D
Eujafja . Xictus [1:25]: :))
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [1:23]: wp
kon,konkonkon [1:20]: no fun against ppl who dont care about being obvious wallhackers
kon, jaN [1:20]: wanna have cookie ?
[1:17]: kon,konkonkon disconnected
Eujafja . Xictus [1:16]: you fucking morons
Eujafja . Xictus [1:14]: really
Eyjafja ' l4z [1:14]: EMO
[1:11]: Eyjafja ' l4z kicked for excess flood
Eyjafja ' w1lko :oo [1:11]: :D
[1:10]: kon, jaN disconnected

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