3 against the world vs even my grandma can own u (3537 views)

de znArk
gb Jinosta
fi flashdown
fr narnuf
fr AZAA
fr tomoyo
11.07.10 22:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth 3atw Jinosta 95 kills
Killing Spree EMGCOY NARNUF 7 frags without being killed
Accountant 3atw Jinosta 104% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 3atw flashdown 31 gibs
...and stay dead! 3atw flashdown 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning 3atw Jinosta 79 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! EMGCOY NARNUF 15 SPAM kills
Fragstealer 3atw znArknosta 184 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! EMGCOY TOMOYO :F 209 damage per frag
What objective? 3atw Jinosta 563 XP
Red Shirt EMGCOY TOMOYO :F 117 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? EMGCOY AZAA tej? 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore EMGCOY AZAA tej? 155 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut 3atw Jinosta 3 team kills
Gingerbread man 3atw Jinosta 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
3atw flashdown755577810431012614651136954120/16/162/6211/1518813268
3atw Jinosta103563959127133116093125317973/08/279/466/1116913655
3atw znArknosta73484729712133013067136293460/210/257/535/1018113936
3atw 831604245292702787438113985515553/224/2198/5322/1017913656
EMGCOY AZAA tej?68527679616212413821146463581/01/760/586/420614948
EMGCOY TOMOYO :F554576611722202613439150692700/13/1149/6814/920412746
EMGCOY NARNUF643997111022132412595140964070/00/552/7215/817712777
EMGCOY 621383204323605474398554381110351/04/5161/7235/819613457
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
3atw flashdown7191152180010321128901810/01/012/102/1///KK/DKK/DKDDK/KDK/DKDK/K/DDKKDK/KD
3atw Jinosta16414128179118451824742971/04/023/51/3K/KDKKKSKKK/KKD/KDKKDKKDDTK/K//K/DKKKDKKKK/KKK
3atw znArknosta90991820300632123067700/06/09/113/4KK/D/DDKK/K/DDKDKXKDDKKK/KKDDK/KDDKKDKD
3atw 10833161582011241094184315481/011/044/266/8
EMGCOY AZAA tej?35731131011631994568840/00/411/191/2DKD/DKDKDKDDDDDDSKD/KKDD/DDDTXDKK/DDD/DDKK/D
EMGCOY TOMOYO :F41921331310929513665770/10/59/124/3DDDD/DKDKDKKDK/KDDDK/K/DKSKDDDK///DDKDK/DD/D
EMGCOY NARNUF4258921511422812708530/00/27/143/1DKDDKDDD/KDKKSKDD/DDDKD/DXTKK/DD
EMGCOY 392233383832198431109412140/10/1127/458/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
3atw flashdown921021314100522042018540/12/010/71/2DKD/DKK/X/DD/D/KDKKKKDKDKKKK
3atw Jinosta859712145025276219293022/00/012/90/0KKK/DKDDTT/KK//K/DDKKDDDKKKD
3atw znArknosta66881218300820271864830/11/111/70/2DDDKKDKKKD/X/KDK/KK/K//DD/DKKD/
3atw 81287374690218699358114392/23/133/231/4
EMGCOY AZAA tej?6068915300419992459180/00/08/111/0D/KKKDKDKD/KDD/DKDK/KDDD
EMGCOY TOMOYO :F7065121740032440241300/01/38/113/0DD/KDKDDKDDKD/KKKDDKKDK/DKDDK
EMGCOY NARNUF43437160004137221211340/00/07/110/1KDKKK/DDDKDD/KD//KDDDDD
EMGCOY 58176284870011581169931520/01/323/334/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
3atw flashdown4083102550062712321400/01/09/140/5/D/DDD/KDDDDDKDDDKDDDKDDKKDK///KDKK
3atw Jinosta95931920500329862859900/00/017/142/3/KK/DKKDKDKKKDDDDK/DKKDKKDDDKDDKKKKDKDD
3atw znArknosta89881719300325362973180/11/012/151/0KDKK/K/KKK/DKDDDDDKDKKDDDKKKDKDKDDDK
3atw 752644664130012823490461080/12/038/433/8
EMGCOY AZAA tej?10612617164006316121581441/00/015/61/1DKDD/DKKKKD/K/KK/KK/DK/KKKKDDKDKD
EMGCOY TOMOYO :F616813215004287730561320/00/111/142/2KDKDDKDDK//DKKDDDDK/KDKDKDDDK/KDKD
EMGCOY NARNUF9198222470053008302000/00/117/185/0DKKDDDD/KKDDKK/KKKK/DKDKKDDK/KKDKKDDKDKDDK/KDD
EMGCOY 862925261160015904682342761/00/243/388/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
3atw flashdown33263920008651117180/00/13/60/1KDDDXDDDKDDKD
3atw Jinosta5522590001837117900/00/03/60/1DKK/KDDDDDKDXKD
3atw znArknosta83595600217961010990/01/06/30/0KDTDDKKDK/TKD
3atw 5710713242022249833061170/01/112/150/2
EMGCOY AZAA tej?22551942001105270700/00/09/30/0KKKD/KKKKDKDK
EMGCOY TOMOYO :F252728200248098100/00/02/50/0DDDX//KDDKD
EMGCOY NARNUF1574911730131774810620/00/03/32/0K/DKKKKKTKK//DKKDDK
EMGCOY 1361272219701633062498620/00/014/112/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
3atw flashdown11615021189014354228191590/01/017/134/2KDDK//KDKXKDDTDDDKKKDDKKKKKD/KDKDKKKKK/KD
3atw Jinosta12313926216001133272412900/04/120/82/2K/KKKKDK/KKK/K/KKDDXKDDDK/DKKK/K/KK/KKKKDK/K//DD
3atw znArknosta521011121101824132502580/01/111/100/2/KD/DDTDDDDDDKKK/DKK/D/D/KK/KK/KD
3atw 973905860160223928277333070/06/248/316/6
EMGCOY AZAA tej?82141141751022769293900/00/312/122/0DKKDDKDKKKSKKK/KKDDDDKDDD/DDDDKK
EMGCOY TOMOYO :F461221226500423942891190/02/18/172/4DKDDDK/DDKD/KDK/DDDKDDDDDKDKK/DKDDDKKD
EMGCOY NARNUF45911124200325703452540/00/210/181/1DDD/DDDKK/KKKKKDKDKDDDDKDDDDKDDDD/D
EMGCOY 5835437671210977339282730/02/630/475/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
3atw flashdown94105161760012117163700/01/011/124/4KDDDKDD/KKDDDKKDKDKDKKDDKKKDDKKKD
3atw Jinosta5071510200316631678180/00/14/41/2DKKDDDDDK/K/DK/
3atw znArknosta6949913210420832213180/00/08/71/2DD/KSDKKDKKDDD/KKD/KK/D
3atw 7122530401010858635528360/01/123/236/8
EMGCOY AZAA tej?53687132005164118151120/01/05/71/1KDDDK//DK/DKKKDDD//K
EMGCOY TOMOYO :F100831414310422972063420/00/111/93/0KKX/KSK/K/DKKDDKKDKK/DDKKDDDK
EMGCOY NARNUF616011185015159019851040/00/08/84/5DKT/KKKKDDDKK/DDK/D/KD/DKKDDDD
EMGCOY 712113245101114552858632580/01/124/248/6

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Player Chats
3atw znArknosta [10:19]: :D!
3atw Jinosta [7:57]: :DD
3atw Jinosta [7:55]: plant
3atw Jinosta [7:55]: :P
3atw Jinosta [5:25]: :D
[3:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
3atw znArknosta [3:06]: :'D
[2:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:42]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[2:11]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
3atw znArknosta [1:57]: :'D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
3atw znArknosta [Intermission]: :$
3atw Jinosta [Warmup]: moneyfacE?
EMGCOY TOMOYO :F [Warmup]: ryd
EMGCOY TOMOYO :F [Warmup]: rdy*
[10:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:19]: 3atw flashdowncalled a vote.
[9:17]: Vote FAILED! (KICK 3atw Jinosta)
[9:15]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:10]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:20]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:57]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:55]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:42]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:54]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:05 (original: 12:00)
3atw znArknosta [Countdown]: :$
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:07]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:04]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:04]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
3atw Jinosta [9:56]: let me gib
3atw Jinosta [9:55]: omg
[9:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:54]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:54]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:00]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:59]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
3atw Jinosta [6:55]: :p
[6:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
3atw znArknosta [6:02]: :'D
[5:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:55]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
3atw Jinosta [3:49]: :X:X:X
3atw flashdown [3:45]: :DDDDDD
3atw flashdown [3:43]: znarked
[3:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:33]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:48]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:44]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:44]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:15
3atw Jinosta [Warmup]: im gonna buy paul the octopus
3atw Jinosta [Warmup]: put some footie bets on
3atw flashdown [Warmup]: im gonna buy jinosta the elephant
3atw Jinosta [Warmup]: :O
3atw Jinosta [Warmup]: i want one of em
3atw znArknosta [Warmup]: jinosta will be rich
[9:30]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[8:45]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:19]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:19]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
3atw znArknosta [8:10]: can i rent narnuf
3atw znArknosta [8:08]: ?
[8:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:49]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:18]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
3atw znArknosta [7:05]: :'D
[7:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:51]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:09]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:52]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:52]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:22 (original: 10:15)
3atw flashdown [Intermission]: tails
[11:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
3atw znArknosta [11:47]: wh bugged :$?
EMGCOY TOMOYO :F [11:47]: yes
[11:47]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
EMGCOY TOMOYO :F [11:46]: trolololol
[11:47]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[11:46]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:46]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:46]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:46]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:46]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
EMGCOY NARNUF [11:47]: srry
[11:46]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:46]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:46]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:46]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:46]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:46]: FIGHT!
[11:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
3atw flashdown [10:59]: :D
[10:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:29]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:08]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:50]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:52]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:35]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:17]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:31]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
3atw znArknosta [6:41]: :'D
[6:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:47]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
3atw znArknosta [2:46]: .d
[2:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:49]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[0:20]: Axis have returned the objective!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
3atw flashdown [Warmup]: rup
[11:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:15]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:18]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:11]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:23]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:33]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
3atw Jinosta [6:47]: :DD
[5:42]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:47]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:12 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: EMGCOY NARNUF disconnected
3atw flashdown [Intermission]: deli braintumor of ET
[Intermission]: 3atw flashdown disconnected
[Intermission]: EMGCOY TOMOYO :F disconnected
[Intermission]: 3atw znArknosta disconnected
[Intermission]: 3atw Jinosta disconnected

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