Even my grandma can own you matc vs spirit of (2728 views)

fr AZAA
fr narnuf
fr TOMOYO-SAMA
nl yNkk
fr er4z
nl aapje
14.07.10 14:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth EMGCOY AZAA 67 kills
Killing Spree spirit-eraz 6 frags without being killed
Accountant EMGCOY NARNUF 97% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! spirit-yNkk own3d 19 gibs
...and stay dead! spirit-yNkk own3d 53% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning EMGCOY NARNUF 56 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! EMGCOY AZAA 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer spirit-aapje bored 158 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! EMGCOY AZAA 254 damage per frag
What objective? EMGCOY NARNUF 370 XP
Red Shirt EMGCOY AZAA 88 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? spirit-yNkk own3d 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore spirit-eraz 165 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut spirit-aapje bored 4 team kills
Gingerbread man EMGCOY AZAA 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
EMGCOY NARNUF953706163141121109959540720/04/256/448/218014933
EMGCOY AZAA74349678814232613951130603570/05/348/3912/420814556
EMGCOY TOMOYO-SAMA :f79277536691123946073201820/03/245/376/417810947
EMGCOY 8299618121737457034406299206110/012/2149/3726/418913445
spirit-yNkk own3d452513678192215712811367940/00/536/534/11198142412
spirit-eraz7136654768032110954113274830/05/649/473/620314968
spirit-aapje bored54257448081418865180562190/03/239/532/81979947
spirit-5787413423435395426733307507960/08/2124/539/819913059
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EMGCOY NARNUF7279131820052383293000/01/010/132/0KDKD/K/KD/DKDDKDDKDKK/KDKD/KDDK
EMGCOY AZAA571071119310523992632180/00/110/101/2DDD/K/K/SDDDDK/K/KKDKDKDKKDDKD
EMGCOY TOMOYO-SAMA :f5086112230052270236200/00/010/161/1KDKDDKDDK///KDDKDDD/DDKKKDDKD/DKD
EMGCOY 6027235598101570527924180/01/130/394/3
spirit-yNkk own3d50501020100062022247300/00/08/112/3DDD/KD/DK//DK/KK/KDDDDKDKDDKKD
spirit-eraz949717182018260220962150/01/015/92/1DKT/K/DKKD/DK/K/DKK/KKD/D/KDKDKKKKKD
spirit-aapje bored881081618100733002483680/00/116/100/1KKK/KXK/DKD/KDKKKKD/K/DDKDDKK/DK/DD
spirit-772554356130121792470522830/01/139/304/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EMGCOY NARNUF1381152518600841112740720/01/023/91/1KKDK/KK/DKKDKK/KDDKK/KKKK//DKDKK/KDDKKK/DKK
EMGCOY AZAA314472201111321934441010/02/011/64/1/K/K/KDDKK/KD/KKK/D/K/KK/K/K/KDKDDST
EMGCOY TOMOYO-SAMA :f1051031817300124217222900/01/116/41/1K/KD//DKK/KKKK//D//K/K/KK/K/DDKKKXKK
EMGCOY 912625057911311154784131730/04/150/196/3
spirit-yNkk own3d336792721052475441800/00/27/192/1DD/DDDDDKDDKDDSKXDDDDK/DKDK//KKK/DDDD
spirit-eraz4069112720062995437500/01/210/160/3/KDKD/DKKDK/DDDKD//KDKDDDDKDDDD/DKDKDD
spirit-aapje bored8022300160000/00/03/160/1D/DK/DDDDDDT///DDDDDD/KDDD
spirit-271362277411175470879300/01/420/512/5
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EMGCOY NARNUF123112161361152684198000/01/017/135/0DKK/KKXKDTK/SKDKKDK/KK/DKKDDKDDKKKDKKDKK/D
EMGCOY AZAA1251352520601737542876560/02/118/106/0DDDK/DKDKKKKK/KK/KDKKDTD/DK/KKK/KKDKK/DKKKDKKD
EMGCOY TOMOYO-SAMA :f758815203115297327291820/01/113/112/2DKDT/KKXKSD/DD/KXKDKKKDKK/K/KDKKDDDDDD
EMGCOY 1083355653152317941175852380/04/248/3413/2
spirit-yNkk own3d3686822312213833051550/00/312/170/6KDKTXDDDSDTDK/DDKDKXKDDDDKDKDKDK/DDDDDDDD
spirit-eraz5611313231016346827681410/01/113/180/2/XKTXK/DDDDDDXK/DK/KDDKDKDXDDK/DDKDDK/KKK
spirit-aapje bored669216243033296034061150/02/113/170/3KKK/DDTDDKKDDKDKDDKD/TDDDDTDKDDKDKDKKKDDKK/
spirit-53291376971611781192253110/03/538/520/11

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EMGCOY NARNUF506471400031817189000/01/26/90/1D/KXDK/D/KDKDDKDDKDDKD
EMGCOY AZAA886324275013457941081820/01/19/131/1K/KKDTK/DKK/KDKDDDDDKDDDKDDDD
EMGCOY TOMOYO-SAMA :f12809700010000/01/06/62/0/KKDKDKDDKDKKKDK
EMGCOY 8912740485017639659981820/03/321/283/2
spirit-yNkk own3d1004899400212481425390/00/09/60/1DDKK/DKDK/DDKKKKDK
spirit-eraz162871383011188920881270/02/311/41/0K/KDKDKDKKKTKDKDDKKKKD
spirit-aapje bored66571015410223912167360/01/07/102/3DDDKDSDDDDXK/KKDKDK/KKDKDK
spirit-109192323211115552856802020/03/327/203/4

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Player Chats
spirit-yNkk own3d [Countdown]: gl hf
[12:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[12:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
spirit-yNkk own3d [12:11]: gg
spirit-aapje bored [12:11]: gg
spirit-yNkk own3d [12:10]: 5v5
spirit-aapje bored [12:10]: 5on5 config xD
spirit-aapje bored [12:11]: hahaha
EMGCOY TOMOYO-SAMA :f [12:11]: let's finish this round like that
spirit-aapje bored [12:10]: yo
[12:10]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
spirit-aapje bored [12:11]: but
[12:10]: EMGCOY TOMOYO-SAMA :fcalled a vote.
[12:10]: Vote passed!
spirit-aapje bored [9:11]: can I use panzer?
[9:11]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
spirit-yNkk own3d [9:11]: no
spirit-yNkk own3d [9:11]: xd
[9:11]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
EMGCOY TOMOYO-SAMA :f [9:11]: u mad
[9:11]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
spirit-aapje bored [9:11]: nah
[9:11]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:11]: FIGHT!
[8:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:25]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:51]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:36]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:35]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:22]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:03]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:56
spirit-eraz [Intermission]: GG
spirit-eraz [Intermission]: wp
spirit-eraz [1:15]: omg
spirit-aapje bored [0:00]: bg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:56)
spirit-eraz [Intermission]: gg
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:11]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:01]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
spirit-eraz [8:59]: ,
spirit-eraz [8:58]: ?
[8:57]: Allies team locked from spectators by spirit-yNkk own3d
spirit-eraz [8:51]: t genre une merde ou ?
[8:49]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
EMGCOY NARNUF [8:48]: wrong button
spirit-eraz [8:48]: ben oui
EMGCOY TOMOYO-SAMA :f [8:49]: yellow card
EMGCOY NARNUF [8:48]: toi t'es mauavais
[8:49]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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EMGCOY NARNUF [8:49]: j'ai pris full
[8:49]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:49]: FIGHT!
EMGCOY NARNUF [8:44]: t'as une chance de cap xD
[7:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:50]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:16]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
spirit-aapje bored [5:43]: kanker op met je nades
[2:37]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:37]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
spirit-eraz [2:21]: :o)
[2:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:58]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:48]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:00]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:59
spirit-yNkk own3d [Intermission]: hihi
spirit-yNkk own3d [Intermission]: xd
EMGCOY TOMOYO-SAMA :f [Intermission]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
spirit-eraz [Intermission]: /45
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
spirit-yNkk own3d [10:36]: ofc
spirit-yNkk own3d [10:34]: lol
[10:18]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:18]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:10]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:34]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
spirit-yNkk own3d [5:56]: HAGHAHAHAHAH
spirit-yNkk own3d [5:54]: XDDD
[5:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:30]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:04]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[5:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:54 (original: 11:59)
[Intermission]: EMGCOY AZAA disconnected
spirit-yNkk own3d [Intermission]: lol wtf
spirit-eraz [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: spirit-yNkk own3d disconnected
spirit-aapje bored [Intermission]: LUCKY FRANCE TARDS.
[Intermission]: spirit-aapje bored disconnected
[Intermission]: EMGCOY TOMOYO-SAMA :f disconnected

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