suck my body vs ketchup (2027 views)

at switzerrauer
pl speed
de pikajew
de bisaflor
14.07.10 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Suck rauerswitzer 25 kills
Killing Spree Suck rauerswitzer 4 frags without being killed
Accountant Suck rauerswitzer 147% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Suck rauerswitzer 4 gibs
...and stay dead! suck|switzerrauer 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Suck rauerswitzer 23 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! suck|switzerrauer 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer suck|switzerrauer 97 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! KETCHUPDuflor 303 damage per frag
What objective? Suck rauerswitzer 158 XP
Red Shirt suck|switzerrauer 24 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? KETCHUPDuflor 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore KETCHUPDuflor 161 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Suck rauerswitzer 3 team kills
Gingerbread man suck|switzerrauer 9 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Suck rauerswitzer1471582517403926691837441/03/023/70/010710843
suck|switzerrauer5476132430099701442360/10/410/103/0756024
switzer9323438417031836393279801/13/433/103/0918434
KETCHUPpikaJEW676614211029165212791211/02/09/121/01186135
KETCHUPDuflor256052000001627236000/00/25/140/4325118210
KETCHUP4612619411029327936391211/02/214/141/42229038
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Suck rauerswitzer300126155302316111427260/03/014/10/0KTKDKK/KKK/KTKKK/KKKKD
suck|switzerrauer754468200458374200/00/13/33/0KXDDKK/KDXK/K//D
switzer1881702113502721942169260/03/117/43/0
KETCHUPpikaJEW50383600129315051210/00/00/41/0/KKKDD/DDT
KETCHUPDuflor173831700001238168900/00/23/120/4DDDDDDDDKDDDDXDDDDDKK
KETCHUP34766230012216921941210/00/23/161/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Suck rauerswitzer80324510041058410180/00/03/10/0KDK/K//K/
suck|switzerrauer2832271001387700360/00/12/50/0DDDDK/DDK
switzer5464612200514451110540/00/15/60/0
KETCHUPpikaJEW1002855100272177400/01/04/30/0KKKDDK/K/D
KETCHUPDuflor662223000038967100/00/02/20/0DKKDD
KETCHUP83507810021110144500/01/06/50/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Suck rauerswitzer8506700120001/00/06/50/0DK/DDKT/DKKDKK
suck|switzerrauer5505900040000/10/25/20/0KK/D/KDKX/D/KD
switzer700111600160001/10/211/70/0
KETCHUPpikaJEW60061000150001/01/05/50/0KD/K/KDDTKK//DK/D
KETCHUP60061000150001/01/05/50/0

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Player Chats
suck|switzerrauer [10:10]: nice cov
suck|switzerrauer [10:10]: :)
[9:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:43]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:27]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[8:44]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
suck|switzerrauer [8:44]: ?
suck|switzerrauer [8:44]: :)
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suck|switzerrauer [8:44]: unpause pls
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KETCHUPDuflor [8:44]: ?
suck|switzerrauer [8:44]: unpause?
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[6:38]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[6:29]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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suck|switzerrauer [6:29]: marichuana!
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Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: __/0 \_
Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: \____ \
Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: / \ wanna
Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: __ / \ \ rape
Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: __/0 \-/---\ \_/ ?
Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: \____ ___ \ |
suck|switzerrauer [6:29]: marichuana!:) RASTAFA
[6:29]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: ____________
Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: /\
Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: /| Jedziemy po Ziolo
Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: >
Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: /_|_\/_|_\==
Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: [] []
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Suck rauerswitzer [6:29]: lol play?
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Suck rauerswitzer [4:54]: med afk?
suck|switzerrauer [4:04]: yy
Suck rauerswitzer [3:55]: 1 afk?
[3:50]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
KETCHUPDuflor [3:49]: no
Suck rauerswitzer [3:49]: k pause
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KETCHUPDuflor [3:49]: no1 is afk
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KETCHUPDuflor [3:49]: -_-
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suck|switzerrauer [3:49]: 1 akf lOL
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suck|switzerrauer [3:05]: XD
[2:40]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Suck rauerswitzer [2:03]: pika
Suck rauerswitzer [2:02]: age:D?
KETCHUPpikaJEW [1:41]: sorri no inglish
suck|switzerrauer [1:35]: inglish ?
suck|switzerrauer [1:35]: D
suck|switzerrauer [1:31]: pl>
suck|switzerrauer [1:28]: ?:)
KETCHUPpikaJEW [1:27]: ?!>
suck|switzerrauer [1:24]: de/
Suck rauerswitzer [1:12]: hrjnhjzznnh
Suck rauerswitzer [1:12]: ?
suck|switzerrauer [0:48]: Wenn Sie uber ein Jahr?
suck|switzerrauer [0:36]: hahaha
Suck rauerswitzer [0:07]: xd
suck|switzerrauer [0:05]: haha
suck|switzerrauer [0:05]: D
KETCHUPDuflor [0:01]: -_-
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
suck|switzerrauer [Intermission]: Wenn Sie ber ein Jahr?
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Intermission]: pika pika
Suck rauerswitzer [Warmup]: wait
Suck rauerswitzer [Warmup]: pika
Suck rauerswitzer [Warmup]: pika
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Warmup]: PIKA PIKA?
Suck rauerswitzer [Warmup]: ahe?
Suck rauerswitzer [Warmup]: age?
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Warmup]: 4
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Warmup]: why
Suck rauerswitzer [Warmup]: years
KETCHUPDuflor [Warmup]: months
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Warmup]: sure
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Warmup]: start
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Warmup]: or wat
Suck rauerswitzer [Warmup]: wait 1 afk
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Warmup]: why did i die with 1 shot
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Warmup]: and u didnt
KETCHUPDuflor [Warmup]: because he hit in ur heaD
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Warmup]: same
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Warmup]: retard
KETCHUPDuflor [Warmup]: because he hit in ur dick
[11:16]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
suck|switzerrauer [10:45]: 0mfg
[10:12]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:12]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:38]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
KETCHUPpikaJEW [9:29]: schoen offen gelassen
[9:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
suck|switzerrauer [8:46]: Dies nennt man eine uberraschung elemnt
[8:37]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:19]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
KETCHUPpikaJEW [8:19]: >D>D>D>
Suck rauerswitzer [8:19]: ?
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[8:19]: FIGHT!
[8:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:01]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[8:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:58 (original: 12:00)
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Intermission]: GJ
KETCHUPpikaJEW [Intermission]: GJ
Suck rauerswitzer [Intermission]: k supply
Suck rauerswitzer [11:40]: lol
Suck rauerswitzer [11:29]: lol koles mnie low bije
Suck rauerswitzer [11:28]: :(
Suck rauerswitzer [11:24]: lamie
suck|switzerrauer [11:22]: english
suck|switzerrauer [10:57]: no kurwa
Suck rauerswitzer [10:08]: lol low mnie bije
Suck rauerswitzer [10:08]: :()
[9:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:47]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
Suck rauerswitzer [8:32]: kurwa
[7:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
KETCHUPpikaJEW [6:06]: nice knowing
KETCHUPpikaJEW [6:05]: >DDDDDDDDDDDD
[6:02]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: lol
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: rauer is merc
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: ..
KETCHUPpikaJEW [6:02]: there was no way u could know i was there
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KETCHUPpikaJEW [6:02]: xDDDDDD
Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: chyba cie jebie kurwa
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: and why pause?
KETCHUPpikaJEW [6:02]: just for fun
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KETCHUPpikaJEW [6:02]: :>
Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: switz merc
Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: lame day :(
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: raur is polish tard
[6:02]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: play?
KETCHUPpikaJEW [6:02]: no
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Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: __/0 \_
Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: \____ \
Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: / \ wanna
Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: __ / \ \ rape
Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: __/0 \-/---\ \_/ ?
Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: \____ ___ \ |
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suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: unpause?>
KETCHUPpikaJEW [6:02]: no
[6:02]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: lol afk?
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suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: unp?
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Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: exec mouseacc.cfg
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: ketchup deluand or pudliszki
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[6:02]: Suck rauerswitzercalled a vote.
[6:02]: Vote FAILED! (MUTE suck|switzerrauer)
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[6:02]: Suck rauerswitzercalled a vote.
[6:02]: Vote FAILED! (Referee suck|switzerrauer)
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suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: polish tards
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[6:02]: FIGHT!
[6:02]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: lol why pause
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: ?
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: :)
[6:02]: suck|switzerrauercalled a vote.
[6:02]: Vote FAILED! (MUTE KETCHUPpikaJEW)
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: shut up pls:_)
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[6:02]: KETCHUPpikaJEW kicked for excess flood
Suck rauerswitzer [6:02]: lol stop spam
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: haha
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: :)
[6:02]: suck|switzerrauercalled a vote.
[6:02]: Vote passed!
[6:02]: KETCHUPDuflorhas been muted!
[6:02]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: :)
suck|switzerrauer [6:02]: your problem:)
[6:02]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[6:02]: KETCHUPDuflor disconnected
suck|switzerrauer [Warmup]: 4:0!
suck|switzerrauer [Warmup]: :)
suck|switzerrauer [Warmup]: lol
Suck rauerswitzer [Warmup]: 4 :0 :D
suck|switzerrauer [Warmup]: reset matrch
suck|switzerrauer [Warmup]: ...
suck|switzerrauer [Warmup]: bye
Suck rauerswitzer [Warmup]: cta

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