i love lasagna vs miAmi (3161 views)

be Lahjakas
fi pikkupoika
dk lebrowsKi_
pl johNny
pl wssquad
be vyper
26.07.10 17:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ill > lebrowsKi_ 77 kills
Killing Spree ill > pikkupoika 5 frags without being killed
Accountant miAmi vyper 107% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ill > pikkupoika 28 gibs
...and stay dead! ill > pikkupoika 41% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning miAmi kojirOo 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ill > Lahjakas 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer miAmi johNny 178 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ill > Lahjakas 286 damage per frag
What objective? miAmi kojirOo 459 XP
Red Shirt miAmi kojirOo 108 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? miAmi johNny 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore miAmi vyper 191 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ill > lebrowsKi_ 4 team kills
Gingerbread man miAmi kojirOo 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
miAmi johNny5828656951014228163112003240/06/445/483/514611748
miAmi kojirOo674597410811212815658135362360/02/760/546/521212346
miAmi vyper104448726716222414068123711290/06/154/403/419517947
miAmi 73119320227037577437889371076890/014/1159/4012/418414047
ill > pikkupoika78436698728112113571138613440/03/349/464/719715855
ill > Lahjakas58404417110021710371108684060/05/835/577/425315336
ill > lebrowsKi_763597710120042514412165115490/03/255/537/518716337
ill > 721199187259581763383544124012990/011/2139/5318/521215846
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
miAmi johNny588718315034403351481790/02/16/101/1/DTDDDTKTD/DKDKDK/DKDDDK/
miAmi kojirOo771323140210268844566970/00/210/161/2DDKDDDKXDDDKDDDDKXDDDKDK/KDKKS/KKD
miAmi vyper10010919193001421035151040/00/010/131/0DDDDDDDKXKKKDKKDDKDKDKK/K
miAmi 7832868901013715127132293800/02/326/393/3
ill > pikkupoika961242829700648745029480/01/112/71/3KKK/K/KXKKKKK/KDDK/DDKDX//KDDDD
ill > Lahjakas2283418000423512872500/01/110/71/1KDK/KKDK/KKKDDKDDDK/DK/KD
ill > lebrowsKi_776928369026521763522020/01/014/93/1/KTK/KDKKKDK/DKKDDK/KDTDDKK/KK/KDD
ill > 65276608316021612442142533000/03/236/235/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
miAmi johNny3794616310417262515850/01/211/70/2KKDDDK/K/DDKKDSKDDDKDDKKKK//
miAmi kojirOo551181120110627751994790/01/216/113/1KKDKK/DKDDKKDDK/KXK/KDDKDKDKDKK/K/KKDDS/K
miAmi vyper1837411611161748133100/00/08/61/0KK/DDKDK/ST/KDK/KD/DK/
miAmi 92286284253116624958401640/02/435/244/3
ill > pikkupoika931011415610324402620480/01/111/112/1KDKDKKDKKDKK/D/KX/DKKDKKDDSDXKD
ill > Lahjakas08480001300180/01/13/131/1DDKDD/DDDK/D/DKDKDDTDDD
ill > lebrowsKi_1008216165016261327551970/02/011/120/2DDDKDKDDKKK/DDT/DKDKK/DK/D/KDDKK/
ill > 642673831111212505353752630/04/225/363/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
miAmi johNny461051226201824043537600/02/110/151/2DDT/D/KDKDDKDD//K/KDKD/K/K/KDDDDDDDDKKK
miAmi kojirOo621151727100439433354180/00/317/200/1D/KDDKDKKD/DDKDKDDKK/DDDK/KKDKDKDDKDKDDXDKDDK
miAmi vyper80135172181163980387370/04/114/120/2KKDKXK/SDDDDDK/K/KDKDKK/DKK/KDKDDTDDK/KK
miAmi 6335546741112181032710764850/06/541/471/5
ill > pikkupoika9412318196007323727931220/01/017/120/0KKK/KKK/KK/KK/K/K/KDKDDDDKDDDKKD/KDDD
ill > Lahjakas6611016243005406836861540/03/310/153/2D/KD/KDDK/KDD/DDDKDDKKKDDDKDKKDKKK/KKXDDD
ill > lebrowsKi_84103212530110345938481100/00/219/133/0KKDDD//DK/D/KK/KDDDK/KDK/DDKKDKKDKKK/TK/KKK/KDD
ill > 81336556812012210764103273860/04/546/406/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
miAmi johNny900202200060000/01/018/161/0/KDKKK/DKDKDKKDDK/D/DKDDKDKDKK/KDKDKK/KDDK
miAmi kojirOo719415217011620563622420/01/017/72/1/K//KK/D/K//KKK/KD/D/D/K/DDK/K/KKKKT/K/DKKKD
miAmi vyper11913025214001141303652180/02/022/91/2KKDD/KDK/DKK/K/K/DKDKKD/KKKKKKDK/K/KKK/DKX/D/KK
miAmi 93224606411013361867274600/04/057/324/3
ill > pikkupoika37889249015302034191260/00/19/161/3DKDD/KKDTDDDKDKD//KD/KDDD/KDDDDDKXD
ill > Lahjakas4412713297015395243101840/00/312/222/0DK/DDDKKDXKDDKDKDD///KDKDDK/DKDDDKDKDDKDTDDD
ill > lebrowsKi_501051224300331233556400/00/011/191/2/KDKDDDDDDKDKDKKDKDDDKKDDD/DDD/KKDKD
ill > 44320347719021310095112853500/00/432/574/5

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Player Chats
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: START FFS
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: hahahah:DDD!!! I am ready !!! and what about you ??? xDDDD
[11:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [11:58]: happy?:d
ill > pikkupoika [11:58]: :DD
miAmi johNny [11:58]: fucking hate you
miAmi vyper [11:58]: wat
miAmi johNny [11:58]: he has to go dont you understand?
[11:57]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
ill > Lahjakas [11:58]: he is eating asian babies
miAmi vyper [11:58]: ja gast waarom zoekte dan offi om da uur
ill > lebrowsKi_ [11:58]: leave during offi ? :D
[11:57]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
ill > lebrowsKi_ [11:58]: tis ibjna op
ill > lebrowsKi_ [11:58]: chillllL?????
[11:57]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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miAmi johNny [11:58]: cant believe it
[11:57]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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[11:58]: FIGHT!
[10:49]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
ill > pikkupoika [10:48]: :DD
miAmi johNny [10:49]: ...
miAmi kojirOo [10:49]: jebane kurwy i wszarze
ill > Lahjakas [10:48]: we held it more than a minute :)
[10:49]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
ill > Lahjakas [10:48]: with 2 :P
ill > pikkupoika [10:48]: pro
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ill > lebrowsKi_ [10:49]: juw
[10:48]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
ill > lebrowsKi_ [10:48]: friends
ill > lebrowsKi_ [10:49]: :)
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[10:48]: FIGHT!
[10:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:05]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:05]: miAmi vyper disconnected
ill > lebrowsKi_ [8:05]: please
ill > lebrowsKi_ [8:05]: :D
[8:05]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[8:05]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
ill > Lahjakas [8:05]: 11-3 8-4 7-3
[8:05]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
ill > lebrowsKi_ [8:05]: 11-0 7-2 8-2
[8:05]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
ill > Lahjakas [8:05]: allies : 0-5 4-15 & disco
ill > lebrowsKi_ [8:05]: SL_PLAYERS ALL UNKNOWN :S
ill > lebrowsKi_ [8:05]: please cheaters
[8:05]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
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miAmi johNny [8:05]: 12 heals = pro
[8:05]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
ill > lebrowsKi_ [8:05]: very pro :)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [8:05]: press mouse1
ill > pikkupoika [8:05]: 0 deaths = pro
miAmi johNny [8:05]: cant
[8:05]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
miAmi johNny [8:05]: let me eat some lasagna
ill > lebrowsKi_ [8:05]: hef u third??
[8:05]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
miAmi johNny [8:05]: he is wanking
ill > lebrowsKi_ [8:05]: hahahah:DDD!!! I am ready !!! and what about you ??? xDDDD
ill > lebrowsKi_ [8:05]: why not slac
ill > lebrowsKi_ [8:05]: I feel lonely
[8:05]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
[8:05]: Santino connected
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[8:05]: Axis team locked by ill > lebrowsKi_
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ill > Lahjakas [8:05]: stat reset?.
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miAmi johNny [8:05]: right on the time
[8:05]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:05]: FIGHT!
miAmi vyper [8:04]: sound card crashte
miAmi vyper [8:00]: gereboot
[7:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:24]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
ill > lebrowsKi_ [7:22]: bleh
[7:19]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
ill > lebrowsKi_ [7:05]: :-))))
[6:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:30]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:47]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:18]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
ill > lebrowsKi_ [3:07]: heeegege no pause :P
[2:18]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:41 (original: 12:00)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Intermission]: good :) no pause
ill > pikkupoika [Intermission]: nice 2nd round
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Intermission]: :P
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Intermission]: :S_D
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: no slac ? :) forfeit
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: :o
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: one 1 of u have slac
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: so stfu
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: plus its not pushed to have it in cb yet
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: ahashah how bastards u are lasagna boys!
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: go lebrowski!
ill > Lahjakas [Warmup]: lol i lag you win lol
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: hahahah:DDD!!! I am ready !!! and what about you ??? xDDDD
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: hahahah:DDD!!! I am ready !!! and what about you ??? xDDDD
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: hahahah:DDD!!! I am ready !!! and what about you ??? xDDDD
ill > Lahjakas [Warmup]: shoutout to the viewers :)
[11:23]: ill > lebrowsKi_called a vote.
[11:21]: Vote passed!
[7:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:56]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:05]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:40]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:54]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:49]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:50]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:55]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:41]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:36]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:24
miAmi johNny [Intermission]: wp
ill > pikkupoika [Intermission]: 9 24
ill > pikkupoika [Intermission]: :D?
ill > Lahjakas [Intermission]: extremely!!!
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Intermission]: :D
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Intermission]: 9:24
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Intermission]: xD
ill > pikkupoika [Intermission]: wrong time w/e
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Intermission]: it was 41
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: hahahah:DDD!!! I am ready !!! and what about you ??? xDDDD
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: hahahah:DDD!!! I am ready !!! and what about you ??? xDDDD
miAmi johNny [10:37]: omg
ill > lebrowsKi_ [10:36]: :D
[10:21]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[10:21]: FIGHT!
[10:18]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
miAmi johNny [10:18]: lol mates
miAmi vyper [10:18]: kewl :)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [10:18]: good lag :)
[10:18]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
ill > lebrowsKi_ [10:18]: i hate this fucking QHSItQEZK tQZTKREQTKLETkeQt
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[10:18]: FIGHT!
[9:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
ill > pikkupoika [4:46]: lol
[4:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:32]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:54]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:53]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:40]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ill > Lahjakas [0:26]: lol
[0:04]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:56
miAmi vyper [Intermission]: brbr dinner
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: dont understand why for every dutchie dinner is like gospel
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: if he has to eat he will do everything for it
ill > Lahjakas [Warmup]: why you no pause when i lag :s
ill > Lahjakas [Warmup]: is it like gospel?
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: yeah
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: wrong nicks btw
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: no CB nicks :)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: forfeit incoming
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: cb nicks
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: idiot
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: check it
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: nope :)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: wrong :)
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: yes
miAmi kojirOo [Warmup]: LXD
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: which one?
miAmi kojirOo [Warmup]: :D
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: 17:09Click to edit wssquad changed name to kojirOo
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: changed during match
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: no
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: before
ill > Lahjakas [Warmup]: during :s
miAmi kojirOo [Warmup]: no
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: if i can remember u were fucking late 12 min
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: so shut the fuck up
ill > Lahjakas [Warmup]: :s
ill > Lahjakas [Warmup]: ?
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: :D
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: Monday 26 July 2010 17:00 (17:00 Europe, 17:00 Scandinavia)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: changed 17:09
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: :)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: Wht to say ?? :)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: conflict
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: hates when someone is crying after he lost
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: just get fucking skill or dont play this game
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: lost ??
ill > Lahjakas [Warmup]: :)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: not lost yet ??? :D
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: u dont pause when m8 lags:S
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: ye go make conflict then
ill > Lahjakas [Warmup]: gary where are you
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: :)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: nickchange
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: very confusing :)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: interrupted my game
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: sozZZ
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: nice fair-play
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: :s
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: u were fair with pausing every fucking minute
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: :)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: why not
ill > Lahjakas [Warmup]: lags :s
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: pauses can be made :)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: u was lucky I lagged :S
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: otherwise pLING:S
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: u took the flag
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: forfeit
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: hehe:)
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: mad polak
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: lucky 2v3 grush :S
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: stop being lucky :S fair play
miAmi vyper [Warmup]: yo
miAmi johNny [Warmup]: go
miAmi vyper [Warmup]: sry ;(
ill > lebrowsKi_ [Warmup]: hahahah:DDD!!! I am ready !!! and what about you ??? xDDDD
miAmi johNny [7:14]: ohh
[7:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:55]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:22]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:18]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
miAmi johNny [2:20]: LOL
ill > Lahjakas [1:58]: LOL
miAmi johNny [1:16]: why no engi
ill > pikkupoika [1:13]: time?
[1:10]: The Allied Truck is in position!
miAmi johNny [1:07]: u could of do it
miAmi vyper [1:06]: 1:04 from controls?
ill > pikkupoika [1:05]: not
[0:56]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:56]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:43]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:56)
miAmi johNny [Intermission]: wp guys
[Intermission]: miAmi kojirOo disconnected
[Intermission]: miAmi johNny disconnected
[Intermission]: miAmi vyper disconnected

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