PIMMELBANDE vs convicted to collapse#nB (5930 views)

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de GhaNa
de waYne
de insane
de Release
de Henner
ESL 3ON3 SUMMERLEAGUE 2010 DIVISON 2 GROUP B MATCHWEEK 2

bitch low max

22.08.10 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth nB|bitch PIMMEL 28 kills
Killing Spree ghana lovely 8 frags without being killed
Accountant nB|bitch PIMMEL 140% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! nB|bitch PIMMEL 9 gibs
...and stay dead! nB|eRRoR'c2c 56% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning nB|bitch PIMMEL 24 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ghana lovely 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ghana lovely 126 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! nB|eRRoR'c2c 274 damage per frag
What objective? nB|waYne PIMMEL 203 XP
Red Shirt nB|eRRoR'c2c 38 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? nB|eRRoR'c2c 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore nB|bitch PIMMEL 170 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ghana lovely 3 team kills
Gingerbread man nB|waYne PIMMEL 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
nB|bitch PIMMEL1401982820900446663576540/04/024/140/316717973
ghana lovely10416925235135437930102080/03/220/155/117512584
nB|waYne PIMMEL100203232221111433629291670/04/018/92/318912773
EL11357076651624201338195154290/011/062/97/317714473
nB|henner'c2c5814315260014274133631240/00/414/152/318312936
nB|eRRoR'c2c2498938501735305467420/02/37/271/2392144213
nB|release'c2c591111932500932444551180/00/416/193/117114226
'c2c4535243961002209515133811840/02/437/196/124913828
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|bitch PIMMEL13370864002159599000/02/06/40/0DDK/D/KKKKKKKD
ghana lovely250561042001150461300/02/17/21/0DKDKKKKKKKK/KD
nB|waYne PIMMEL754734210355739600/02/01/00/0/KK/S/K
EL153173211481063656199900/06/114/61/0
nB|henner'c2c221729001149611571240/00/22/51/1KKDDDTDDD/DD
nB|eRRoR'c2c373238101210561295140/01/13/50/1/TKDDXDDDDK/K
nB|release'c2c28202700004471204180/00/32/50/0KXDKDDDDDD
'c2c29697241023199936561560/01/67/151/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|bitch PIMMEL7525341000657781180/02/01/30/2DDKKDKDX
ghana lovely753868112112368962000/01/13/44/1KDKKK/DKDDKDDTST
nB|waYne PIMMEL16060850001109785600/02/06/30/2KKKDKKKDDK/DXK
EL10312317172122299025332180/05/110/104/5
nB|henner'c2c574247000164870800/00/23/21/2DDDKDKKDDK/
nB|eRRoR'c2c37213820021067120600/01/22/40/0DDDKDK//KDD
nB|release'c2c10026773002818107600/00/15/42/0K/KDDKDKDKDKK/
'c2c6589142250052533299000/01/510/103/2
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|bitch PIMMEL1507012800012021155400/00/012/60/1KKDDK/KDDKDKKKKKKDKD
ghana lovely100659920031334113000/00/09/70/0D/KK/KK/KKDDKKKXDDD
nB|waYne PIMMEL122821190014232214551010/00/011/51/0DDKDK//K/K/DKKKKTKKKD
EL12421732262018567741391010/00/032/181/1
nB|henner'c2c75676800021270118200/00/06/60/0DK/KDDKDKDK/DK
nB|eRRoR'c2c1641318200211622491280/00/02/151/1/KK/DDDDDDDDDDDDKDDDD
nB|release'c2c565491620061707200400/00/09/100/0KD/K//DD/K/DDKDKD/DDKKDKK
'c2c4916218424001041395677280/00/017/311/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|bitch PIMMEL25033524001393251360/00/05/10/0D/KKKKK
ghana lovely01002001030537180/00/01/20/0DTD
nB|waYne PIMMEL2514140003360222660/00/00/11/1D/XK//
EL925768401410588441100/00/06/41/1
nB|henner'c2c1501732000032731600/00/03/20/0KKKDD
nB|eRRoR'c2c0404000124547500/00/00/30/0/DDD
nB|release'c2c501112000127226700/00/00/01/1KD/
'c2c6732480002844105800/00/03/51/1

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Player Chats
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: was eig. mit fse
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: down?
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: jop
nB|henner'c2c [Warmup]: meta spielt cod
nB|henner'c2c [Warmup]: diss keine zeit
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: hmm fail
nB|henner'c2c [Warmup]: nakertaa......
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: rup
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: was mit nakerta? XD
nB|henner'c2c [Warmup]: mag den net mehr
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: naja c2c gute wahl
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: auf jeden :D
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: auf
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: jdn
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: jetzt rup doch endlich
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: :\
nB|henner'c2c [Warmup]: würde ja aber insane is noch net da
nB|henner'c2c [Warmup]: ka was los is
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: dann drueck du f3
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: ...
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: und schrei ihn an
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: damit er es auch tut
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: :]
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: :[
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: :]
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: :[
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: :]
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: :[
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: :]
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: :[
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: :]
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: :[
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: :]
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: :[
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: :D
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: :\
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: 8)
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: __ __
nB|henner'c2c [Warmup]: :(
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: wasn los
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: kp
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: forfeit
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: ehehe
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: joa
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: besorgt euch merc von nb^^
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: ich hol schnell domi
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: insane?
nB|insane'c2c [Warmup]: moment tele
nB|insane'c2c [Warmup]: -.-
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: 20:10
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: ...
ghana lovely [Warmup]: heul net rum turk
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: :]
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: fresse spast
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: __ __
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: n00b / \~~~/ \
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: ,----( .. )
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: / \__ __/
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: /| (\ |)
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: * \ /___\ /\ |
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: Roses are RED, Violets are BLUE, I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for YOU<3!
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: Roses are RED, Violets are BLUE, I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for YOU<3!
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: Roses are RED, Violets are BLUE, I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for YOU<3!
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: Roses are RED, Violets are BLUE, I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for YOU<3!
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: Roses are RED, Violets are BLUE, I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for YOU<3!
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: Roses are RED, Violets are BLUE, I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for YOU<3!
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: Roses are RED, Violets are BLUE, I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for YOU<3!
ghana lovely [Warmup]: würd ich mich mit solch einem xsicht nicht trauen, gell
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: makes no sense
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: wollt ihr nich beide maps zuerst angreifen? >.>
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: mir wayne
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: NOR
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: NOE
ghana lovely [Warmup]: hähähä
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: MA JETZT RUP ENDLICH
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: DEN GANZEN TAG HATTEST ZEIT ZUM TELE
nB|henner'c2c [Warmup]: cmon umso eher komm ich zu meiner schnegge
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: HOLT NEN MERC
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: kein bock hier zu warten ham 21 uhr das naechste offi
ghana lovely [Warmup]: nerd
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: :]
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: jungs
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: los jetzt
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: mensch
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: 20 uhr offi
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: wir holn release
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: also seid doch auch bereit...
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: sprich in der einzahl
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: ja ihr seid ein team ...
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Countdown]: sher gut
[Countdown]: ** Referee Server Setting Change **
[Countdown]: *** Match Reset! ***
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Countdown]: gl hf
nB|henner'c2c [Countdown]: gl myself
[10:48]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:45]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
nB|bitch PIMMEL [10:24]: :D
nB|waYne PIMMEL [10:23]: xD
nB|bitch PIMMEL [10:23]: __ __
nB|bitch PIMMEL [10:23]: n00b / \~~~/ \
nB|bitch PIMMEL [10:22]: ,----( .. )
nB|bitch PIMMEL [10:22]: / \__ __/
nB|bitch PIMMEL [10:22]: /| (\ |)
nB|bitch PIMMEL [10:22]: * \ /___\ /\ |
[10:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
nB|eRRoR'c2c [8:19]: :DD
[8:15]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
nB|release'c2c [8:12]: :D
[7:17]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:42
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Intermission]: geht
nB|release'c2c [Intermission]: gute zeit nur so :D
[2:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:04]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:33]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:26]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[1:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
nB|waYne PIMMEL [0:27]: spasti
ghana lovely [0:26]: <_>
[0:18]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
nB|bitch PIMMEL [0:00]: :]
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:42)
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Intermission]: g
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Intermission]: g
nB|eRRoR'c2c [Warmup]: rup?
[9:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:15]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:21]: The Service Door has been breached!
[7:23]: Axis have returned the objective!
nB|release'c2c [3:14]: thats the way
nB|bitch PIMMEL [2:41]: :]
[2:39]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:20
nB|release'c2c [Warmup]: :(
[6:09]: The Main Door has been breached!
[5:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
nB|release'c2c [5:32]: gg
nB|release'c2c [5:30]: bb
[5:21]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:58 (original: 7:20)
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Intermission]: accept score pls
[Intermission]: ghana lovely disconnected
[Intermission]: nB|bitch PIMMEL disconnected
[Intermission]: nB|waYne PIMMEL disconnected

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