gossip girl eSports vs Horses (3324 views)

au Blinded
au LambofGod
au Flipside
au cretin
au mtL
au dongo
au Witface
au Hammerkrook
au Chevron
ar Voltemedy
08.08.10 13:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth dongo- 47 kills
Killing Spree dongo- 10 frags without being killed
Accountant I'm constructing! 123% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ~,=,^7 Kerrigan 14 gibs
...and stay dead! ~,=,^7 Kerrigan 50% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ~,=,^7 Medivac 39 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ~,=,^7 Kerrigan 26 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ~,=,^7 Medivac 131 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! gg-es cretin 257 damage per frag
What objective? dongo- 345 XP
Red Shirt ~^Z,=,^7 Korjata 56 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ~,=,^7 Kerrigan 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore D-Monk 174 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut gge-s metal 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ~,=,^7 Medivac 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-166220335090111557975101870/02/728/203/1016915066
gge-s metal45169255481317516967061780/14/610/1613/1420712225
gge-s downs1ndrom_6414729455017557161702830/015/68/267/819213725
gg-es cretin4718428555439718277953290/12/718/2410/1425713226
D-Monk621091626201232624499480/02/414/171/420417346
D-Monk56829131230295946267633268010250/025/478/1734/420614336
~,=,^0 volta54181295450214475256091572/01/523/213/1016410437
~,=,^7 Kerrigan612222845141213589663751661/212/71/1826/621113947
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata6821638567001154745583540/04/929/264/1014410035
~,=,^7 Medivac1002234545120118569645412971/02/639/134/812710175
dongo-1093454743140317962361834000/06/336/168/8205144104
dongo-771187187243521873314412829110744/025/3128/1645/817011856
I'm constructing!12316227224018438823891920/012/20/916/316310955
12316227224018438823891920/012/20/916/316310955
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-190561011200112681671760/00/37/63/0KDDKKKDKKKDDK/DKDKDDD
gge-s metal38435132014154513911330/00/12/53/4DDKDDDKD/KK/D/D/KDXT
gge-s downs1ndrom_61448131006173011851370/07/20/51/0/KK/KKD//K//KKDDDDDKD
gg-es cretin425661430031604218300/02/24/70/2//DKDDKDD/DKKDKDKDDD
D-Monk6661812101114592200120/00/18/91/2DDDKKD/DKKKKDDDDDTKDKX
D-Monk59260376390215760686303580/09/921/328/8
~,=,^0 volta666269301219011912521/00/25/21/3KDXDK/KDDKT/DDDKK
~,=,^7 Kerrigan727581111021152112800/13/30/25/3KD/KKKDKDD/XDDDKKKSD
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata508771410031361164700/01/14/91/1KDKDK/DDK/D/DDKDKDKDD
~,=,^7 Medivac1089513126016238316321670/00/213/31/1/KKKD/T/DDD/KD/DKK/KKKKKKK
dongo-15584149500418331287540/05/18/31/1KDKKK/KDD/DKKKKK/KK/KKD
dongo-904034855161217863076062731/19/930/199/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1233531320128421771560/01/12/80/2KDDDKDDDD/DTDDK/D
gge-s metal3527617311711612256200/10/35/22/3TD//KS/D/DK/DK/DKDDKD/KD
gge-s downs1ndrom_825214173001228621751080/08/10/126/5XXDDDKDKDKKDKKDKDDKKDDKKKDK/DDKDD
gg-es cretin505381600122262265580/10/49/70/2DTKDKDD/KDKK/DKDDDKDDDKDD
D-Monk5748814100118032299360/02/36/80/2KDKDDKD/DDDDKKKXDKDDDDK
D-Monk492153977913138354111562280/211/1222/378/14
~,=,^0 volta47569191005438153260/00/29/41/4DX/D/KD/KKD/DKDKKKD/KKDDK
~,=,^7 Kerrigan66858125016284928661061/09/10/311/1KKXDKKK/K/KK/KDKDKKK/KKDKTKDK/KK/K
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata57081400030000/01/37/60/2KKDKD/DDDKKD/DDKDDDKK/
~,=,^7 Medivac1070141300050001/01/310/42/1KDKK/DKDDK/KD/KK/KDKKK/KKDD
dongo-6270101630210313916941730/01/29/32/2K/TT/DK/K/K//K/DK/XDDK/D/KKKD
dongo-68211497490329642660922852/012/1135/2016/10
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-11061031615500427552624180/01/215/40/5DKKKDKDK/KKKKKK//KDD/DKDKKDDKDD
gge-s metal526691730051735232000/01/13/65/6/KDKDK/DK/K//DKDDDDDKDKDKDX
gge-s downs1ndrom_5045612101013542230380/00/17/90/2KDDKTKDDKDDDKDDDKDD
gg-es cretin29475172111124928583210/00/15/101/5DKDDDXKDKDKDDDDKDDDD/DST
D-Monk5926136611112107093100323770/02/530/296/18
~,=,^0 volta58631017101524132165991/01/09/110/2/KD/DT/DD/DDXKKDDKKK/KDKDKDKD
~,=,^7 Kerrigan504781630051247168100/10/11/107/1DKDD/DXDK/DDK/DDK/K/DKDKKX
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata63721219200125202770360/01/39/102/5DKDDDKDDDDKKKDKKD/DKDKKDDDDKKDD
~,=,^7 Medivac1009913135005262019571300/00/113/50/2KD/KK//K/DKDKDKKKDKKDDDKK/
dongo-18114720113013352321731730/00/016/65/2KDKKKD/KDD/K/KDDKDKKKKKKKKKKDKKT
dongo-90428637614021912323107464381/12/548/4214/12
I'm constructing!1139717152016299916371920/07/10/711/1KD/KKK/D/DDK/KDDKDTKKK/DKKKK/KKDK
1139717152016299916371920/07/10/711/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1362641100047141444370/00/14/20/3/DXKDDDKK/KD/D/D
gge-s metal7133570011728739250/03/10/33/1KDTKDDDDK/KKD
gge-s downs1ndrom_33613000020158000/00/21/00/1DKDD
gg-es cretin1122898031320679900/00/00/09/5SKKK/TSKK/KDSKKD/DDD
D-Monk63931929032837102862620/03/45/512/10
~,=,^0 volta4404900020000/00/10/41/1/KDKDKDXDD/KD
~,=,^7 Kerrigan6615465010648700600/00/20/33/1KDKDDTDDKKD
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata12257119400415931166180/01/29/11/2DKXKDKK/KDKDKK/DK/KK/
~,=,^7 Medivac712957100269395200/01/03/11/4DDDKK/DKD/KK
dongo-42443730001128102900/00/03/40/3DDDKDDKDKD
dongo-6914527381301840623847780/02/515/136/11
I'm constructing!142651072002138975200/05/10/25/2/DK/KKDKKKKDKDKKD
142651072002138975200/05/10/25/2

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Player Chats
gge-s metal [Warmup]: ex horses player to carry..
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata [Warmup]: hammer i'll sub for second map k m8
D-Monk [Warmup]: is there a in_mouse 2 command in this game
~,=,^7 Kerrigan [Warmup]: did you even play a game rofl
gg-es cretin [Warmup]: YEAH SUB OUT THE CSS NOOB ROFLMAO
gge-s metal [Warmup]: yeah played the game we lost rofl
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [Warmup]: what a concidence we are leaving on second map
gge-s metal [Warmup]: nah jokes
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata [Warmup]: played radar
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata [Warmup]: and got 1 - 20
gge-s metal [Warmup]: played first game then /quit for wow
D-Monk [Warmup]: ffs
ubik/biggz,. [Warmup]: dont make your bro look bad knome lmao
D-Monk [Warmup]: why are allies so bright
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [Warmup]: cl_chams 0
D-Monk [Warmup]: how to change gamma?
gge-s metal [Warmup]: /r_gamma
gge-s metal [Warmup]: ffs..
~,=,^7 Medivac [Warmup]: f3 to change gamma
~,=,^7 Kerrigan [Warmup]: watch for tips hammerkrook
gge-s downs1ndrom_ [Warmup]: lmao nice 1
D-Monk [Warmup]: ffs
gge-s metal [Countdown]: rofl
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata [Countdown]: gl hf
ubik/biggz,. [Countdown]: hf
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata [Countdown]: :x
gge-s metal [Countdown]: GL HF
gge-s metal [14:49]: hey um
I'm constructing! [14:27]: speclock ggs newbs
[14:23]: Axis team locked from spectators by gge-s metal
gge-s metal [14:12]: um
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [14:09]: hammerkrook ettv is up if you want to spec
I'm constructing! [13:51]: your an ok gui blinded m8
[13:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:39]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
D-Monk [13:35]: 0 - 3 nise
dongo- [13:24]: better than chev
I'm constructing! [13:16]: specinvite 11
[13:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
D-Monk [13:13]: where da megahealth on this map
I'm constructing! [13:12]: !
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [13:11]: sounds like biggz's QL win loss hehe
[13:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ubik/biggz,. [12:59]: hey
[12:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[11:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
~,=,^0 volta [9:49]: aha
D-Monk [9:39]: FEELS LIKE IM RELIVING MY GOLDEN YEARS
[9:37]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[9:26]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[9:24]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[9:21]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
gge-s metal [9:12]: downsindrom blocking spawn exit lol sad
[9:10]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
gg-es cretin [9:05]: wat
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [9:01]: doorway blocking is against the rules
gge-s metal [8:48]: sad
D-Monk [8:38]: omg
gg-es cretin [7:44]: WAT
gge-s metal [7:35]: nice defence ladsd
gge-s downs1ndrom_ [7:30]: good hold
[7:13]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:46
D-Monk [Intermission]: ez
gge-s metal [Intermission]: positive damage lol ez
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [Warmup]: this game is a joke compared to battlefield
D-Monk [Warmup]: i know
~,=,^7 Medivac [Warmup]: bad field
dongo- [Warmup]: ready up please, kids to feed
D-Monk [Warmup]: not as tactical as call of duty
D-Monk [Warmup]: i like call of duty cause its realistic
~,=,^7 Medivac [Countdown]: call of duty is the most skillful
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata [Countdown]: with red dots
gge-s metal [Countdown]: cods pretty hard ay
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata [Countdown]: lol
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [Countdown]: this game takes no skill at all its not like a real war
gge-s metal [7:23]: hey um
gge-s metal [5:58]: east
gge-s metal [5:56]: y
~,=,^0 volta [5:52]: YOU'RE EASTY
gge-s metal [5:48]: stfu lolz
gge-s metal [5:16]: lol everyone scared of me lmfao
D-Monk [4:39]: 2ez
gg-es cretin [3:26]: DONGO DOWN
dongo- [2:24]: pig!
gge-s metal [2:20]: um
gge-s metal [2:19]: helo
[2:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:09]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
gge-s metal [1:55]: sad
gge-s metal [1:30]: um
gg-es cretin [0:08]: wat
gge-s metal [0:00]: sad
gge-s metal [Intermission]: in the back
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:46)
gge-s metal [Intermission]: did we win?
~,=,^0 volta [Intermission]: 2slo m8
gg-es cretin [Intermission]: HAHA DONGO GOT PISTOLED WHAT A NOOB ROFL
dongo- [Intermission]: dmonk is the best
gge-s metal [Warmup]: lol easy
~,=,^0 volta [9:43]: yep
[8:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:33]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:28]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:28]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:24]: The Service Door has been breached!
[7:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [7:10]: rofl
gge-s metal [6:46]: easy
gg-es cretin [5:42]: WOW
gg-es cretin [5:37]: BLATANT
gge-s metal [3:38]: ehehe
gge-s metal [3:18]: wat
gge-s metal [2:39]: dog..
gg-es cretin [2:25]: wtfafasfawfaw
gge-s metal [2:16]: ay
dongo- [0:35]: fell for da trap
gge-s metal [0:31]: /killed ay..
gge-s metal [0:05]: weasy
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
gge-s metal [Intermission]: 5-17
gge-s metal [Intermission]: rofl{
gg-es cretin [Warmup]: VOLTA KILLIN ME WTF
~,=,^0 volta [Warmup]: FS
gge-s metal [Warmup]: wheres the railgun
[9:15]: The Main Door has been breached!
gge-s metal [8:48]: yer
[8:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
gge-s metal [8:45]: woz a good shot
gge-s metal [8:45]: lol
dongo- [8:27]: UMM
gge-s metal [8:18]: wat
gge-s metal [8:17]: wat
gge-s metal [8:16]: wat
gge-s metal [8:15]: wat
~,=,^0 volta [8:15]: ay m8
[7:49]: The Service Door has been breached!
gge-s metal [7:30]: ay
gge-s metal [7:26]: wot u doin der
gge-s metal [6:43]: ay wat da
dongo- [6:04]: wat
dongo- [6:02]: the fuck
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [5:57]: gud strat
gge-s metal [5:53]: eghhehe
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [5:48]: luv to play dis
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [5:40]: never ask me to play again iu fgts
gge-s metal [5:39]: essy
~,=,^0 volta [5:38]: dog
~^Z,=,^7 Korjata [5:12]: LOL
dongo- [4:56]: wat
[4:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [4:43]: ur mp40 is nothink on lan
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [4:41]: h4h4h4h4
dongo- [4:17]: WTF
dongo- [4:14]: like really
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [4:11]: 2ez
~,=,^7 Kerrigan [4:06]: raging at vent
[4:02]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:57 (original: 10:00)
gge-s downs1ndrom_ [Intermission]: ggs
gge-s metal [Intermission]: dog
gge-s metal [Intermission]: hahaha
gge-s LANCEXOXO 5-1 [Intermission]: gg wd
ubik/biggz,. [Intermission]: bb
gge-s metal [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: gg-es lance disconnected
I'm constructing! [Intermission]: ned 2 play decider
[Intermission]: ~,=,^ Kerrigan disconnected
gg-es cretin [Warmup]: NARH

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