ubik vs pigs.au (3728 views)

ca anim
au biggz
au darkn3ss
au Static
au muad`dib
au riCo
au iceman34
au shaggy
au angelus
au HANZ
17.08.10 13:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ETPlayer 70 kills
Killing Spree ubik/muad 4 frags without being killed
Accountant Taylor Swift 114% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ubik`Static 24 gibs
...and stay dead! ubik`Static 53% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ETPlayer 75 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Taylor Swift 16 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ETPlayer 152 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! WTF 225 damage per frag
What objective? ubik/intelli 370 XP
Red Shirt ubik/biggz 76 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Guy Hampton 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore WTF 197 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ETPlayer 7 team kills
Gingerbread man ETPlayer 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Hayley Williams632774266171115681073181920/05/925/3611/916210937
ETPlayer10936470641107251014491806960/01/475/291/814514334
Guy Hampton6227438615026635466744280/13/1029/427/5167109311
Taylor Swift1093335851152412906178765801/01/344/2816/715614944
WTF983364849170161046096031560/01/545/363/721819636
WTF8715842562916531564428294065120521/011/5218/3638/717014136
ubik`Static713054563240214724475082970/112/624/3811/916111937
ubik/muad532573566100512673197303971/02/137/430/1019214746
ubik/biggz662495076200419844974673440/015/222/5416/51699836
ubik/intelli743704358220116826573712970/01/140/333/919212746
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S81237384713034733180271020/01/135/385/619317124
ubik6814182113108901565380204010314371/031/1158/3835/618113236
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Hayley Williams4050820400516702410340/00/38/110/2DDDKKD/D/XKDKD/KDDDDD/KDKK/DD
ETPlayer847211132005214318502100/01/110/40/3K/KDKD/KK/DDKDKKDK/K/KDD
Guy Hampton858612140014152412641760/01/411/61/0/KK/DTKK/KKKDDDDKDK/KDDKDKD
Taylor Swift1078115143101239821621370/01/312/62/3K/KKKDKDDKDKKKDDDDKKDDKDKKDKS
WTF7562912300222412072180/01/16/82/1/DKDKKDKK/KKDDDDDDKKD
WTF783515573121117997697585750/04/1247/355/9
ubik`Static4671715300414572024140/12/24/71/2DDK/DDD/DDKKDDKKKX//DKD
ubik/muad100651111301216512216801/02/09/90/0KKDDKKDKD/DKDT/KKKDDKDK
ubik/biggz66651218800320931647420/06/01/125/3DDDDKD/DDDKDKKDKK/KK/KKDDDDDKK
ubik/intelli911021112700319261363360/01/19/81/0KKDKDKK/KDDDK/KKD/DKDDK
ubik763034156210112712772501721/111/323/367/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Hayley Williams505751041008281282580/00/04/101/0DDKDDKDKDKDKDDSD
ETPlayer1508521141015267620721040/00/021/91/1DDKK/KKXKKDKDKDKTK/DKK/DKKK/KK/KDKKDK
Guy Hampton877514161010236415391840/01/19/165/0DKKKDKTDDDDDKKDKDKKXDKKDDKDDDDKK
Taylor Swift13657151161011988181400/00/09/96/0KDKKDKDDKDDKKK/KDKDKDKSKKK
WTF8179911400122192350360/00/29/80/0KDKDKDDDDKKK/KDKDDKD
WTF1013536462162271007590573820/01/352/5213/1
ubik`Static1337216121200415171800760/02/114/60/3DKKDKKDKXK/KKK/KDKDK/KK/DDKKXD
ubik/muad3330618200213552004580/00/06/120/5DKD/DK/DDDDKDDDKDDDDDKDKX
ubik/biggz775414182034206716842900/00/015/142/0KKDDKDDKKDTKK/KD/KD/DD/KKKDDDTKDTKD
ubik/intelli375061620051692196400/00/06/70/4/KDDDKDKK//DKD//DKDDDD
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S75661216000124262623400/01/011/130/2KDKDKDKDDKDDDK/KDDKDKDKKDKDD
ubik7127254801803169057100754640/03/152/522/14
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Hayley Williams60981220400617531981560/05/30/87/4/D/KDKD/D//DDKKDDDKKXDKKDK/DKDKKD
ETPlayer11510522195028269628062900/00/224/70/3DK////KD/KD/KKDK/KKDDTKKDKKDTKKDKDKKK/KKXDKK
Guy Hampton184531600008552199500/10/22/100/3DDDDDDDDDDDKDDDDKKDX
Taylor Swift13311716124023252820251851/00/013/74/2/K/TKKKKDKKKKDKKDKKDDDKD/KKDTD
WTF86911315501128412784520/00/113/121/3DKD/KKKXKDDDKKDXKDKDDKDDDTKKDKD
WTF82456668218051810673117956331/15/852/4412/15
ubik`Static4460818500222471979360/00/26/122/3K/D/DDDKKKDKDDDDKDKXDDDKDDD
ubik/muad4784817403317752610960/00/011/100/4/TKXKDDKKD/D/KDKKTTDDDKDDDDDD
ubik/biggz8877161850052698179900/08/20/137/2/XD//KKD/KK/DKDKDDKXXKKKXKDKDKDDKKDKDD
ubik/intelli12812218149016239417381610/00/017/62/2K//KDKK/KD/KD/DKDKKKKDKKKK/KDDTKK
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S87981416503126812547440/00/113/144/1KTDDKDDKKDDKDKDTKDDKTKD/KDKDDKXKKD
ubik79441648328071711795106733370/08/547/5515/12
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Hayley Williams106721716501425591645440/00/313/73/3DKDTKKDKDDD/KDDKKK/KDKKK/KXDD/KDKKK
ETPlayer881021618304726292452920/00/120/90/1KKDKDKTKKDK/KD///KD/DK/DKKTTDKDK/KKTDD
Guy Hampton6068915400216111672180/01/37/101/2DD/KDDKKD/DKKDDDXDDDKXDKKK
Taylor Swift857812142027214718752580/00/010/64/2/KDXKDKD/KD/KT/DKT/KK/KDK/KDK
WTF1541041711500231592397500/00/117/80/3DKKDXKKD/KKDKXKKXDKKDKDK/KKDKKD
WTF99424717419072212105100414620/01/867/408/11
ubik`Static7710214184024202317051710/08/10/138/1KKDKDDDKKKDKX///DDKD/DKTKDKKDKKDDTD
ubik/muad507810201015195029001630/00/111/120/1DKKDKKKD/KD/DK///DKDKDKDDTDDDDD
ubik/biggz3653822501715912337120/01/06/152/0/KDDDDKKT//DDDK/D/DDDKXK/K/DDKDD
ubik/intelli50968164002225323061000/00/08/120/3KDDDDD/KDD/DKKKDKDDDDKDKX
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S80731215800222242857180/00/011/111/3/KKDD/KDKDKKDKDDKDDDKXKDKKDD
ubik59402529122042010041121054640/09/236/6311/8

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Player Chats
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: WHO IS ALBERT
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: gl hf
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: nr20
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: TiA*albert?
ubik/intelli [Warmup]: ur sling shot orgasm video friend ;)
ubik/biggz [Countdown]: hf
[13:25]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:21]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[13:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:08]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[12:58]: The side door has been destroyed!
[12:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:40]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:25]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[12:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:07]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[10:05]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[9:20]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
Taylor Swift [9:14]: m
[8:53]: The Truck has been repaired!
[8:34]: Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed.
[7:24]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:24]: Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed.
[6:23]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:36
WTF [Warmup]: gogo
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: anim has connection issues
WTF [Warmup]: bs...
Guy Hampton [Warmup]: u rekon i dont?
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: at least you are connected
ubik/intelli [Warmup]: ^
WTF [Warmup]: ^
ubik/intelli [Warmup]: <^v>
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: anim is a gamer
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: join up shizo
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: biggz ryhmes with pigs
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: you trying to say i'm beautiful?
WTF [Warmup]: soooo
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: darky just dl the map
ubik`Static [Warmup]: biggz ryhmes with stick it in my butt
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: !
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: riCo: i don't wanna lose to static
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: Static: I think rico plays et, yes
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: get this etplayer dog to join up
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S [Warmup]: w8 cunt
ETPlayer [Warmup]: static broke my mouse
ubik`Static [Warmup]: muahaha
ubik`Static [Warmup]: my secret weapon
ubik`Static [Warmup]: penis fire
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: let's rololololololol
Taylor Swift [Countdown]: GL HF ALL
ubik/intelli [Countdown]: lube is ready
Taylor Swift [Countdown]: anal
[8:09]: gamer timed out
[7:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:47]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[6:19]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:17]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[6:16]: gamer connected
[5:50]: The Allies have secured the forward bunker!
[5:50]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[5:42]: The side door has been destroyed!
[5:36]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[5:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:03]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[3:02]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[2:43]: The Truck has been repaired!
[1:11]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:24 (original: 8:36)
ubik/biggz [Intermission]: gg
Taylor Swift [Intermission]: gg
[14:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:37]: gamer connected
[13:32]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:16]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:20]: gamer timed out
[12:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[10:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:51]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:04]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:41]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[3:44]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:16
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: anim you there?
WTF [Warmup]: phone him
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: SMS
ubik/intelli [Warmup]: ^
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: skype
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S [Warmup]: skype
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: twitter
WTF [Warmup]: alternatively ready up ay..
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: vent
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S [Warmup]: wotch urself m8
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: TEAMSPEAK
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: ts2?
ubik/intelli [Warmup]: mumble
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: carrier pidgeon
Guy Hampton [Warmup]: roger wilco
ubik/intelli [Warmup]: pager
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: icq
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: email
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: does that still exist?
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: icq
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: i remember icq v msn
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: yer
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: msn was always gonna win
ubik/intelli [Warmup]: msn chatrooms ftw
Hayley Williams [Warmup]: a/s/l?
ubik/intelli [Warmup]: ;)
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: brdN overload
gamer [Warmup]: sub me in im remedy
gamer [Countdown]: guys im remedy sub me in
ubik/intelli [Countdown]: allies
WTF [Countdown]: BS
ubik/intelli [Countdown]: allies
ubik/intelli [Countdown]: medic
ubik/intelli [Countdown]: allies
ubik/intelli [Countdown]: allies
ubik/intelli [Countdown]: allies
ubik/intelli [Countdown]: medic
[11:14]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Taylor Swift [11:14]: U READY?
[11:14]: ETPlayercalled a vote.
ubik/biggz [11:14]: gogo
[11:13]: *** Match Reset! ***
[11:13]: Vote passed!
WTF [Warmup]: ??????
[14:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:11]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[12:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:04]: ubik'brdN Server command overflow
[11:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
ubik/biggz [11:27]: so what time did you set?
[11:24]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ubik/intelli [11:24]: 11
WTF [11:24]: 12ish
WTF [11:22]: oh
[11:04]: ubik/biggzcalled a vote.
[11:02]: Vote passed!
[6:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S [6:18]: wasnt 11 on the dot.. scroll up and check time after
Hayley Williams [6:15]: was 1144 i think
[5:58]: gamer connected
[5:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
ETPlayer [4:54]: duurrrr
[4:23]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:15]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:47]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[3:35]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:20]: gamer disconnected
WTF [0:14]: gg
ubik/intelli [0:13]: GG'S
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S [0:10]: so was it 1244?
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S [0:08]: 1144?
ubik/biggz [0:07]: : D
WTF [0:05]: nah lmao
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S [0:05]: wtf
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S [0:03]: wow
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S [0:01]: my ass
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S [0:00]: dhs
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:00
ubik/DARKN3SSHIM8S [Intermission]: scroll up
ubik/biggz [Intermission]: oops
ubik/muad [Intermission]: gg
Hayley Williams [Intermission]: i told you 11:44
gamer [Intermission]: if i was playing we would have won (remedy)
Guy Hampton [Intermission]: haha sucked in
Hayley Williams [Intermission]: u didn't vote it
Hayley Williams [Intermission]: lol
[Intermission]: gamer connected
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: who cares lol
ubik/biggz [Warmup]: wp
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: gameop gets the final call
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: lol
ubik/intelli [Warmup]: CLR
Taylor Swift [Warmup]: gg

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.