Mortal Kwombat vs Armed and Dangerous (2813 views)
andz
chesty
Frank_Spank
R6n3ss
Ulti
chesty
Frank_Spank
R6n3ss
Ulti
bishy
shibB
dontell
geoff
nAs
shibB
dontell
geoff
nAs
23.08.10 12:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | eatmyp3n1s | 71 kills |
Killing Spree | ShibB | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | eatmyp3n1s | 120% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | nAs.a&d | 22 gibs |
...and stay dead! | nAs.a&d | 61% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | eatmyp3n1s | 40 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | a&d.bishy | 12 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | [mK]phaze | 69 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | a&d.bishy | 252 damage per frag |
What objective? | eatmyp3n1s | 258 XP |
Red Shirt | a&d.bishy | 73 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | a&d.bishy | 7 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | ShibB | 163 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | [mK]phaze | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | a&d.bishy | 11 /kills |
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carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: | rup lets go |
ShibB [Warmup]: | wrong config? |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | unlock |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Countdown]: | wtf |
[mK]phaze [Countdown]: | lmao |
[Countdown]: | Axis team unlocked by [mK]Chestayyyy |
carnieFrank_Spank [14:57]: | its unlocked |
[14:16]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[mK]phaze [14:15]: | wot da.... |
eatmyp3n1s [14:15]: | not time for strats boys |
[14:16]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
nAs.a&d [14:15]: | bishy havn a fap |
[14:15]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[14:15]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[14:15]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[14:15]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[14:15]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[14:15]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[14:15]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[14:15]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[14:15]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[14:15]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[14:15]: | FIGHT! |
nAs.a&d [13:05]: | Gud nade |
nAs.a&d [13:04]: | is gud |
[11:44]: | [mK]andz disconnected |
[11:11]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[mK]phaze [10:38]: | LOL |
[10:33]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[10:26]: | koNak,. connected |
[10:13]: | koNak,.has become a referee |
[10:02]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:45]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:40]: | koNak,. PunkBuster kicked player 'koNak,.' (for 1 minute) ... Losing Key Packets |
eatmyp3n1s [9:31]: | CHESTY 999 |
[9:28]: | [mK]Chestayyyy PunkBuster kicked player '[mK]Chestayyyy' (for 0 minutes) ... General PB Client Authentication Failure - Reinstall PB if problem persists |
[9:26]: | np4/Chesty. connected |
a&d.bishy [9:26]: | cool |
[8:49]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[8:15]: | biggz,.CG connected |
[8:03]: | biggz,.CGhas become a referee |
[mK]phaze [8:01]: | shoutout 2 bradalz |
[7:27]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:54]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[5:52]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[5:47]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[5:33]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[5:02]: | biggz,.CG PunkBuster kicked player 'biggz,.CG' (for 0 minutes) ... General PB Client Authentication Failure - Reinstall PB if problem persists |
[4:49]: | biggz,.CG connected |
[4:36]: | biggz,.CGhas become a referee |
[3:36]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:23 |
nAs.a&d [Intermission]: | woot |
[mK]phaze [Intermission]: | lol was afk |
[mK]phaze [Intermission]: | is dis 1 map |
eatmyp3n1s [Intermission]: | will stop playing with my feet now |
biggz,.CG [Intermission]: | 11:23, want me to load the nopb config? |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | No |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | phaze suspecte4d cheat |
biggz,.CG [Warmup]: | :o |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | lmao |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | sheep in wofls jumpr |
biggz,.CG [Warmup]: | ok remember 11,23 |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | LOL |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | cya bigz |
np4stand^FSt^FiLL [Warmup]: | ru[ |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | you rup. |
biggz,.CG [Warmup]: | ugh hotel internet |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | it was better when u werent here FFS |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | reschedule |
[14:51]: | biggz,.CGhas become a referee |
[14:37]: | ** Referee Server Setting Change ** |
[9:00]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:58]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:28]: | biggz,.CG PunkBuster kicked player 'biggz,.CG' (for 0 minutes) ... General PB Client Authentication Failure - Reinstall PB if problem persists |
[mK]phaze [7:54]: | play frank |
carnieFrank_Spank [6:47]: | hi |
[mK]phaze [6:28]: | come in frank |
carnieFrank_Spank [6:19]: | 5v4? |
eatmyp3n1s [6:17]: | frank come in or i spank u ROL |
a&d.bishy [6:16]: | =[ |
[6:15]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:13]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[5:23]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[5:00]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:35]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[4:32]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[3:24]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[3:04]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[2:47]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:39]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[1:25]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:24]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:11]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[mK]phaze [0:50]: | ROFL |
carnieFrank_Spank [0:47]: | :) |
np4stand^FSt^FiLL [0:46]: | CHESTY'S FAULT |
[mK]phaze [0:42]: | CHEESTY WOOW |
eatmyp3n1s [0:26]: | ffs chesty |
a&d.bishy [0:02]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:13 |
np4stand^FSt^FiLL [Intermission]: | Q |
[Intermission]: | np4standStiLL disconnected |
[mK]phaze [Intermission]: | ROFL |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Intermission]: | CLOCK SET |
nAs.a&d [Intermission]: | all about the deaths i reckon |
eatmyp3n1s [Intermission]: | good attack guys |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | now we defend |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | wtf |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | dont have |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | village... |
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: | dont have either |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | lol |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | lols bl |
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: | noob vote |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | soz not et vets like u guys |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | noob doesnt have great map really |
[14:58]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
nAs.a&d [14:58]: | xD |
a&d.bishy [14:58]: | lol! |
nAs.a&d [14:58]: | good ol /readyteam |
[14:58]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[14:58]: | nAs.a&dcalled a vote. |
[14:58]: | *** Level Restarted! *** |
[14:58]: | Vote passed! |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | r4g |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | they all have 20 mins remaining on the map download |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | =[ |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | you guys won't mind waiting |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | use google.. |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | nah its no problem |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | nah |
ShibB [Warmup]: | should have maps that are in the map pool |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | sorry we don't play et everyday |
a&d_geoff [Warmup]: | i play once a week |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | you're 10 seasons too late |
ShibB [Warmup]: | this |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | chesty mate |
ShibB [Warmup]: | ^ |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | why bother entering ladder if you're gonan waste time n shit |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | hook us up wif sum ammo |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | you wanted the map |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | you can wait til we downlaod it |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | so? |
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: | phew made it |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | its in the pool |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | 4th? |
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: | where's andz? |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | mw2 apparently |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | he left ages ago pretty sure |
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: | hey this is that rtcw map |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | no |
ShibB [Warmup]: | orly? |
ShibB [Warmup]: | didn't recognise it |
a&d_geoff [Warmup]: | i thought it was quake lol |
ShibB [Warmup]: | yeah |
ShibB [Warmup]: | bring out ztn next |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | na the sims |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | you used to play rtcw frank |
ShibB [Warmup]: | or dm6 |
ShibB [Warmup]: | good m_pitch map |
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: | nah |
carnieFrank_Spank [Warmup]: | not really, but i've seen this map |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | justphaze |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | filoblaze |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | etc |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | sup |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | helo |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | brb |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | bet you guys been hardcore praccin village |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | everyday |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | yup |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | on the ol oz server |
ShibB [Warmup]: | alltimes |
ShibB [Warmup]: | sif |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | third time we played this together hawhaw |
ShibB [Warmup]: | s4ndmod.hosting.com @ rtcw bro |
ShibB [Warmup]: | the place to be |
ShibB [Warmup]: | not very nice |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | f1 |
ShibB [Warmup]: | :( |
ShibB [Warmup]: | feelings = hurt |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | I Abstained |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | gimmie 15 mins to learn map plz |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | someone afk? |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | next map strike? |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | yeah |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | yah doing a poo |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | longest scrim ey |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | rup n0bs |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | we're into et like its season 3 |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | k Mo |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | bet you were shit back then too |
ShibB [Warmup]: | rup then mo |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | RUP PLZ |
ShibB [Warmup]: | YES PLZ |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | ffs |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | good shit? |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | screenshot taken |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | bishy not rupped |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | k |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | goodluck |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | dispute |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | you fofeit the map |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | sigh 10 years latr? |
eatmyp3n1s [Countdown]: | beeen waiten ages |
a&d.bishy [Countdown]: | haha |
[mK]phaze [Countdown]: | wow take ure time your like a snail |
nAs.a&d [Countdown]: | same |
[14:11]: | Allies have captured the Northwest Courtyard! |
[14:08]: | Axis have reclaimed the Northwest Courtyard! |
[14:06]: | Allies have captured the Northwest Courtyard! |
eatmyp3n1s [13:56]: | wers courtyard |
nAs.a&d [13:54]: | south |
eatmyp3n1s [13:49]: | wtf is south |
eatmyp3n1s [13:15]: | HAHAHAHA |
[12:38]: | Allies have blown the Crypt! |
[12:09]: | Axis have reclaimed the Northwest Courtyard! |
[mK]phaze [11:48]: | where 2 go LELR |
[11:47]: | Allied team has escaped with the gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:14 |
eatmyp3n1s [Intermission]: | wer do we go |
eatmyp3n1s [Intermission]: | LOL |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Intermission]: | k our map now |
carnieFrank_Spank [Intermission]: | best game ever |
nAs.a&d [Intermission]: | to heaven |
eatmyp3n1s [Intermission]: | our map now |
nAs.a&d [Intermission]: | in times of passing |
[mK]phaze [Intermission]: | our map plz |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | our map now??? |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | dont you like supply? |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | WTF |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | wtf u doing |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | u gotta attack |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | its our map? |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | this is last map |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | no it isnt |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | if we win game is over 4-0 |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | dont think so |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | if we win it is |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | lol |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | wow, didnt even play our map? |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | we did |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | you didn't win the first map |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | biggz fucked it up |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | therefore it was void |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | read rules |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | supply your map |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | if disagree, dispute |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | YOU DIDNT WIN SUPPLY\ |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | lol. |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | sigh.... |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | THE MAP WAS FUCKED UP THEREFORE VOID |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | LEARN THE RULES YOU RAND |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | cia = fat |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | truth hurts |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | illf ix it |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | ill fix it |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | youl just kick us |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | meh we won anyway |
ShibB [Warmup]: | so hows the ql going buddy |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | you didn't win anything |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | rdy ur team |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | he deserved that |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | get 4th |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | you guys got 4th coming back? |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | dunno |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | he left cause it was our map |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | k |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | so we win 4-0 |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | dispute if you disagree. |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | no |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | it's 0-0 atm |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | no |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | get 4th or forfeit.. |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | how can an et superstar like you not know the rules? |
a&d.bishy [Warmup]: | dont get it really |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | how do rands like you not know the rules? |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | if you dont speak |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | we win |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | nasri |
nAs.a&d [Warmup]: | this isnt GA mate |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | LOL |
[mK]phaze [Warmup]: | BISHTY |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | ummm |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | guys |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | can you guys talk 2 us wow.... |
[mK]Chestayyyy [Warmup]: | talk to us |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | what map u guys want? |
eatmyp3n1s [Warmup]: | sigh.... |
[2:35]: | Allies have captured the Northwest Courtyard! |
[1:54]: | Allies have blown the Crypt! |
[mK]phaze [1:27]: | gonna lose LOL |
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