identikal norwayn kunts vs dwukropekha (3793 views)

fi HUNKSWEBE
fi HUNKSKEIJO
fi HUNKSJORMA
pl Elviss
pl sonsee
pl Konrad
The comeback of the most loved finnish superstar, INK HEVIMIES who was inactive since the beginning of 2009 :) WB MATE <3
24.08.10 18:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth INK HUNKSKEIJO 56 kills
Killing Spree :h - fanatic HEHE 5 frags without being killed
Accountant :h - fanatic HEHE 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! :h - ELviss 8DDDDD 20 gibs
...and stay dead! :h - ELviss 8DDDDD 42% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning :h - fanatic HEHE 34 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! :h - sonseeh 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer INK HUNKSKEIJO 190 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! :h - sonseeh 593 damage per frag
What objective? INK HUNKSKEIJO 301 XP
Red Shirt INK HUNKSWEBE 81 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? :h - sonseeh 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore INK HUNKSJORMA 220 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut :h - sonseeh 3 team kills
Gingerbread man :h - sonseeh 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
INK HUNKSKEIJO8530156661001141093495031230/12/532/232/319514435
INK HUNKSWEBE592224881801121248111192540/05/328/431/3260138210
INK HUNKS7152310414718022623415206951770/07/360/433/322814138
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD91264485320018939694241020/01/231/241/3196178413
:h - sonseeh591824170503208877104784000/03/225/275/2217150413
:h - fanatic HEHE100253383880212711364521921/04/434/221/218717056
:h - 7969912716133064025386263546941/08/490/227/2200166411
INK HUNKSJORMA61941423300531124227180/01/010/193/022218448
61941423300531124227180/01/010/193/022218448
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK HUNKSKEIJO7215331438014630560621230/10/212/130/3DK/D/KDDDDKDKKDTDDK/DKDDK/KKDDKDDDD
INK HUNKSWEBE4578276030047580769600/01/211/310/3K/KK/DDDDDDDDDKDDK/DXDDDKDDDDD/DDKDDKDDDDDDDDKKDKDDK
INK HUNKS59231581031101813885137581230/11/423/440/6
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD1131243430900461625295940/01/016/81/0DK/KDK/KKKKDKK/KKDKK/DDKDKKKDK
:h - sonseeh8287323940110569461842980/02/115/85/1K//D/K/KKKKDKKDK//KK/DKKX/KDKKDKK/KDK/DTKD
:h - fanatic HEHE1701021710501423662233981/01/015/71/0K/D/DKKKKDDTKKKKKDKK/KK/KDKKX
:h - 122313837918021814222137124901/04/146/237/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK HUNKSKEIJO9276131410052697208200/01/212/70/0KDDD/KK/D/KK/KDDDKDKDKKK/KK
INK HUNKSWEBE606161000022076177200/00/06/80/0KDD/DDKDK/DDKDKK
INK HUNKS76137192410074773385400/01/218/150/0
INK HUNKSJORMA173231720021264244700/00/02/151/0D/DDKDDDDDDDDKDD/DKD
173231720021264244700/00/02/151/0
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD13710011890111949216580/00/012/70/0DK/KDKKDKDKKKKDDKTKD
:h - sonseeh6650812101518081904380/01/08/70/0DK/K/KKDK/KDK/DK/DTDD
:h - fanatic HEHE92731314200625441968180/01/112/80/1KKKK//DK/D/DKK/KK/KDKDKXDKXDD
:h - 98223323412021263016037640/02/132/220/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK HUNKSKEIJO1337212910051932135900/01/18/32/0DK/K/DKKK/KDK/K/KDKKK
INK HUNKSWEBE136831511501628251724540/04/111/41/0K/K/KKDKK/KKDKK/K//DKDTKKDK
INK HUNKS13515527206011147573083540/05/219/73/0
INK HUNKSJORMA18362116100318481780180/01/08/42/0KKKDKKKK/KKDDK//KX
18362116100318481780180/01/08/42/0
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD204031520031285196400/00/23/90/3KD/KDDK/DDDDDXXDDD/D
:h - sonseeh545119001513752390640/00/12/120/1/DDDD/DDDDD//TD/KDDDD
:h - fanatic HEHE5778814101222032251760/02/37/70/1DDDDDDKKDKDDKKTD/KKK/DD
:h - 27163124830210486366051400/02/612/280/5

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Player Chats
INK HUNKSWEBE [Warmup]: doug w/o slac :D
:h - fanatic HEHE [Warmup]: aa
:h - fanatic HEHE [Warmup]: sry
INK HUNKSJORMA [Warmup]: :D
INK HUNKSKEIJO [Warmup]: frägit servulle ja lyijyä niskaan
INK HUNKSKEIJO [Warmup]: onko se vika tappo valmis?
INK HUNKSJORMA [Warmup]: rup
[10:52]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[10:52]: Axis team locked from spectators by :h - fanatic HEHE
[10:52]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: sup?
INK HUNKSWEBE [10:52]: kb told brb router
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: ahh
[10:52]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: 52 spawn?
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: :D
[10:52]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[10:52]: INK HUNKSJORMA Server command overflow
[10:52]: Axis team locked by :h - fanatic HEHE
[10:52]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
INK HUNKSKEIJO [10:52]: elviss
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: ye?
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: sup m8 :P
INK HUNKSKEIJO [10:52]: onko kivaa?
[10:52]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: dunno :D
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: what u say:P
INK HUNKSKEIJO [10:52]: =)
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: onko kivaa:P
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: heheh
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: D:
[10:52]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
INK HUNKSKEIJO [10:52]: onhan mulla liian tiukka vihu vaan välillä tekis mieli huutaa = D
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: xd
:h - fanatic HEHE [10:52]: onko kivaa - you're nice?XD
[10:52]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
:h - fanatic HEHE [10:52]: shit translator
INK HUNKSKEIJO [10:52]: :DDD
INK HUNKSWEBE [10:52]: :DD:D
[10:52]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: :D:D:
[10:52]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[10:52]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [10:52]: sup with kb?
[10:52]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:52]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:52]: FIGHT!
INK HUNKSWEBE [10:47]: coming soon
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [8:44]: get kb
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [8:43]: :p
INK HUNKSWEBE [8:39]: he cant connect :S
INK HUNKSKEIJO [8:38]: coming
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [3:39]: hmm
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [3:37]: 3rd?
INK HUNKSWEBE [3:33]: he cant connect
INK HUNKSKEIJO [3:32]: treeniä horo treeniä
[1:52]: INK HUNKSJORMA connected
INK HUNKSKEIJO [1:22]: SAMURAI!
:h - fanatic HEHE [1:12]: 8)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
INK HUNKSKEIJO [Intermission]: ohops accu nousi 32 =)
INK HUNKSKEIJO [Intermission]: tästä se lähtee
INK HUNKSJORMA [Warmup]: homo
INK HUNKSJORMA [Warmup]: eujen: let's gonna roll!
INK HUNKSKEIJO [Countdown]: hf
:h - fanatic HEHE [9:31]: :XD
[6:28]: The Doors are opening!!
[2:53]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:06
INK HUNKSJORMA [Warmup]: eujen: let's gonna roll!
INK HUNKSJORMA [Warmup]: :D
INK HUNKSJORMA [Warmup]: eujen: let's gonna roll!
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [4:25]: gg
[2:22]: The Doors are opening!!
[2:11]: Main blast door opening!
[0:36]: Main blast door closing!
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [0:05]: gg
:h - ELviss 8DDDDD [0:04]: =))
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:06)
[Intermission]: :h - ELviss 8DDDDD disconnected
INK HUNKSJORMA [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: :h - fanatic HEHE disconnected
[Intermission]: :h - sonseeh disconnected

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