hakuNa'eF vs identikal norwayn kunts (6392 views)

de mAurice
fr evl
ie flushje
pl nAmewAy
es CiD!
fi Webe
fi ruoska
fi Burneddi
fi monkey
fi Killerboy
29.08.10 20:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ink NeverMore 75 kills
Killing Spree ink NeverMore 8 frags without being killed
Accountant ink NeverMore 153% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ink NeverMore 21 gibs
...and stay dead! hakuNa mAurice eF 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ink NeverMore 42 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! hakuNa nAmewAy eF 21 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ink NeverMore 146 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hakuNa mAurice eF 270 damage per frag
What objective? ink NeverMore 384 XP
Red Shirt hakuNa mAurice eF 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? hakuNa mAurice eF 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hakuNa tired eF 170 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ink Killerboy 5 team kills
Gingerbread man ink NeverMore 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ink NeverMore15338475492102251097453212000/017/442/1417/814610985
ink HUNKSWEBE983455656181013955266861730/017/416/3221/817111736
ink ruoska972853839901769476132890/01/435/223/718315766
ink Burneddi652403452130216568968802420/13/1033/190/516713235
ink Killerboy64282345281510702767064210/02/421/3010/1020712736
ink 9515362372486921071401893172511250/040/4147/3051/1017512856
hakuNa mAurice eF40225276712017538185821390/02/1225/331/15199128511
hakuNa nAmewAy eF71190466512021671706378880/022/123/3521/41569838
hakuNa tired eF4821826527229614586152570/00/622/235/1123616038
hakuNa CiD! eF7819042541201966798171701/00/637/285/1115915155
^WhakuNa flushje eF6126035549319635084431240/01/329/276/1018114839
hakuNa 59108317629252575031725401896781/025/3116/2738/1018613748
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink NeverMore164215412514011358952732760/02/234/66/4DK/K/DKKKKKKKKDKK/KKKKK/KKDDDKK/K//KK/KKK//KKKKDDKKK/KD/KKTDK/KKKDD
ink HUNKSWEBE10718828261210541592547340/08/24/1514/4KKKDDDD/DKKDKKDKD/KKK/SKKDDKK/KDDDK/KDKDKKKXDKKKDKKDDDK
ink ruoska1251402016400133462865180/01/217/112/3XKDDKKDDKDKKDKDKDDDXDDK/KKKKKKDKDDKKKK
ink Burneddi521141121500621452671400/10/411/70/3KDDKKDDDDKDDDKD//D/K/DDDKK//KKKD
ink Killerboy6312914225037311923351740/00/27/104/3KTDD/K/DDDK/KKKDK/DDDTDKD/DTDDXKK/KKK/KD
ink 10278611411040143218664131503420/111/1273/4926/17
hakuNa mAurice eF311171032700318683708180/01/49/180/6DDKK/K/DDDDDDDDDDKDDKDDD/KDDDKDDDDDDKDKDKD
hakuNa nAmewAy eF75992229701734503077300/011/40/1612/2KKDDDKKDKKDDKK/KDKKKDKDKTKDKK//K/D/DDDDDK/KDK/DKDDDD
hakuNa tired eF488912253114293938681170/00/29/113/6D/KDKDDDDDDTDDDK/DD/DDDSKKDKKDKKKDDK/K
hakuNa CiD! eF76831925800227223953181/00/117/161/6DKKDDKDKDDKKKKDKDDKXDKKDKKKKKDDD/DKDDDD/KDDDD
^WhakuNa flushje eF561101425420321714058540/00/013/111/6KKDDKSKKDDDKDDKXK/SKKKD//KDKDDKDDDDDDDDD
hakuNa 574987713629321913150186642371/012/1148/7217/26
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink NeverMore130771310300724741055540/02/08/32/1/KDKKKDKKK/KKDK/K//KK/X/
ink HUNKSWEBE754691210011323146100/06/10/93/2KDDDKDKKDDDD/KXKXDKDKKD
ink ruoska1005077301012261342530/00/17/41/2DKKDKKDKDDTDDKK
ink Burneddi714510144022138222381660/02/210/70/2/DKDDKK/DKKTDDDKDTKDKDDKKD
ink Killerboy61648132012145818731760/02/15/82/3K/DDDDKDXK/KDDDKKDKDTKD
ink 872824756130412786379694490/012/530/318/10
hakuNa mAurice eF84461113100116141728180/00/310/61/3KKKDDDDKDKDXK/KDDKDDDKDKK
hakuNa nAmewAy eF76461013300514191034360/03/23/62/1/KDKKKDK/KX/D/DKKDD/KKDD
hakuNa tired eF3052310301210941822320/00/23/51/1DKD/DT/DDKDDDK
hakuNa CiD! eF85541214201517481688120/00/29/54/2DKKDK/KK/DDKD/KK/T/DKDKKKDD
^WhakuNa flushje eF6688812401220941591700/01/25/73/2KKDDDDDKTDK/KXKK/DDKDD
hakuNa 682864462130315796978631680/04/1130/2911/9
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink NeverMore150601510301418431093520/09/10/37/3T/KDDDKKDKKK/KKKK/KDKKXK/KD
ink HUNKSWEBE11668141230052694150900/03/19/52/1K/K/KDDK/K/DKKKDKDKKDKKK/D
ink ruoska6365711200517691347180/00/17/40/1D/DKDK/K/DDKK/K/DK
ink Burneddi91541112400813971251180/01/310/10/0KK/KKDK/K/D//K/KK/KDK/D
ink Killerboy90591011111019581682530/00/17/74/4KXDDKDKKDSKKDDDDDKDKKTDK
ink 1023065756131222966168821410/013/733/2013/9
hakuNa mAurice eF11402173013109221861030/01/32/70/4DD/KDDDDD/TDDDDDDK/D
hakuNa nAmewAy eF6231101600021633165800/05/50/95/1DKKDKDKK/DD/KDXDDDDKDKDDKDK
hakuNa tired eF5853712110113512049720/00/16/61/3DDKDKSKDK/KKKDDDDDD
hakuNa CiD! eF633571120011518189000/00/27/60/2/KDDKDKDDKDKDKDKDD
^WhakuNa flushje eF724681111011288187800/00/16/62/2KDKD/KDDKSKDKDKDDKD
hakuNa 5320534677218688296611750/06/1221/348/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink NeverMore15032641001762441180/04/10/22/0KK/DKDKDKK
ink HUNKSWEBE8343562002137611691390/00/03/32/1/K/KDDKKDDK
ink ruoska803045000160657800/00/04/30/1KKDDKDDK/
ink Burneddi4027250000765720180/00/12/40/0DDDDKDK
ink Killerboy3330260001492816180/00/02/50/0/KDDDDKD
ink 7716219263005400137241930/04/211/174/2
hakuNa mAurice eF802245100080796000/00/24/20/2DKKDKKDDXD
hakuNa nAmewAy eF5714472012668609220/03/10/42/0D/KK/DKKDTDD
hakuNa tired eF8024450002761876360/00/14/10/1D/KK/DKKD
hakuNa CiD! eF10018440001691640400/00/14/10/1DKKKD/KD
^WhakuNa flushje eF831656000379791600/00/05/30/0D/KDKK/K/KD
hakuNa 80942127301837244001980/03/517/112/4

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Player Chats
hakuNa CiD! eF [Warmup]: shoutout to Zombi :D
ink NeverMore [Warmup]: can flushje change his tag? there is no ireland flag
hakuNa tired eF [Warmup]: hes going
ink Burneddi [Warmup]: &eth_set aimfov 32
hakuNa mAurice eF [Warmup]: selfbust
hakuNa tired eF [Countdown]: F§UNNNNNNNNNNNN
hakuNa mAurice eF [Countdown]: hf
hakuNa nAmewAy eF [Countdown]: gl
hakuNa mAurice eF [Countdown]: sanji Daenji <3
[13:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:34]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
hakuNa tired eF [13:29]: :D
[13:28]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:02]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:15]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:03]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:40]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:57]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:30]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:09]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:14]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
^WhakuNa flushje eF [4:06]: :D
hakuNa tired eF [3:35]: :D
hakuNa tired eF [3:34]: :D
hakuNa mAurice eF [2:58]: nice
hakuNa mAurice eF [0:21]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
ink Burneddi [Intermission]: gg
hakuNa CiD! eF [Intermission]: raped
ink HUNKSWEBE [Warmup]: pracc hard go pro :)
[14:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
hakuNa mAurice eF [14:58]: nice
[14:57]: ink Killerboycalled a vote.
[14:58]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[14:58]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[14:58]: *** Match Reset! ***
[14:58]: Vote passed!
ink Killerboy [Warmup]: eujen: let's gonna roll!
ink Burneddi [Warmup]: :|
[14:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:25]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:51]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:01]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:45]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:08]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
hakuNa tired eF [9:05]: wp
hakuNa mAurice eF [9:04]: GG WP
[8:10]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:49
hakuNa mAurice eF [Intermission]: wp
ink NeverMore [9:14]: LOL LUCK
[9:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:11]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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ink Burneddi [9:10]: Shoutouts to all my dear internet friends xDD
[9:11]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:11]: FIGHT!
ink HUNKSWEBE [9:06]: SHOUTOUT DEVIX
ink Killerboy [8:48]: LOL
[7:58]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:51]: Main blast door opening!
[7:38]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:15]: Main blast door closing!
[3:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
ink Burneddi [3:46]: Slave to the cross of deception, when will we stop this infection?
[3:46]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[3:46]: FIGHT!
[3:35]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:25
hakuNa mAurice eF [Intermission]: gg
ink Killerboy [Warmup]: eujen: let's gonna roll!
ink HUNKSWEBE [6:17]: hi
[5:21]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:33]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
hakuNa CiD! eF [3:22]: you gotta be kidding me
hakuNa mAurice eF [3:22]: gg wp
[3:21]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:03 (original: 6:25)
ink Burneddi [Intermission]: :DDDDD
[Intermission]: hakuNa mAurice eF disconnected
ink NeverMore [Warmup]: gg
hakuNa CiD! eF [Warmup]: Saludos al chobo KIE_XIII, Dieg0l, Yakuzin, PoTy y cia
hakuNa CiD! eF [Warmup]: Saludos al chobo KIE_XIII, Dieg0l, Yakuzin, PoTy y cia
ink Killerboy [Warmup]: you mad? y/n

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