identikal norwayn kunts vs #erAse.et Runo<3 (3802 views)

fi Webe
fi hevimies
fi fanta
fi Radari
fi Killerboy
no Hexagon
gb Nips
at DonMatthias
nl Apoc
nl Esse
30.08.10 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ink Webe 76 kills
Killing Spree ink RAdari 7 frags without being killed
Accountant ink RAdari 101% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ink RAdari 31 gibs
...and stay dead! ink RAdari 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ink RAdari 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! eA.DonMatthias 25 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ink KillER 145 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ink fanta 237 damage per frag
What objective? eA.niPs 457 XP
Red Shirt ink Webe 90 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eA.Ap0c 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore eA.niPs 183 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut eA.Ap0c 8 team kills
Gingerbread man INK seopetriii 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
INK seopetriii69272567952023827081181070/05/436/4113/1014810045
ink KillER712835475101512755984172550/03/545/4510/1314011124
ink RAdari100430717031121310571106293610/05/961/397/914915074
ink Webe84356769021021813060125573312/020/838/5218/1117214054
ink fanta78309506414018878698852460/07/942/382/917615448
ink 8016503073788141074482464960613002/040/9222/3850/915713145
eA.esSe653505684142214929896663410/11/650/534/1316611237
eA.Hex #runo is high8642572825211414485124072460/15/1561/497/620114857
eA.DonMatthias762564762170113868772022510/016/64/3325/1118511636
eA.niPs92457586213121011663113351380/03/554/343/1320118045
eA.Ap0c6729352771518159297111064390/04/747/479/917914249
eA.DonMatthias78891418401724431953880/07/20/78/217510933
eA.7618702993856861573558735366915030/036/2216/756/218513546
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK seopetriii78571114020423451549360/00/18/53/2KK//K/DKDK/DKSSKDDDDKKKKD
ink KillER78501114501118992516410/00/010/92/4KDKDKKDDKTDKDKDKKDDDKDKD/D
ink RAdari145891611900215321611720/02/012/72/2DKDKKKDDD/KK/DKDKDKDKKKKKKK
ink Webe113741715400325111690600/09/00/118/2D/KKDDKDKKDKDDXK/DKKKKDK/KKDKDKKD
ink fanta3353393000176722891070/00/32/41/2KDDDDKKDDDDD
ink 8932358632121101005496553160/011/432/3616/12
eA.esSe555511202013171018091470/00/39/93/5DDKDDDDDKK/KDDDD/KDKTKDK/KDDDKKD
eA.Hex #runo is high6477914101224362551270/00/59/71/2//KDKKDKKDTKDKDKDDXDDXDDKD
eA.DonMatthias8156911400218011280540/03/10/36/5K/DKKDD/KDKDKKDKDKDD
eA.niPs118841311111024362306580/00/113/81/2DKDKKSKDKDKXDKKKDDTKKDDKKD
eA.Ap0c8161911301112722108310/01/17/72/3KDKDDKKDDDDKK/KKTXDKDD
eA.803335167111489655100543170/04/1138/3413/17

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK seopetriii10034661002944809540/01/15/30/0D/K/KKDKKDKD
ink KillER16051850010892876110/02/06/51/0DKKDKDKKDTKKKD
ink RAdari42223720009261212180/00/23/40/2DKDDDDKXDKD
ink Webe111341093000145195300/02/00/78/2KKDKDDKDKDKDDKKDKDK
ink fanta502824200057957900/00/02/30/1DKDKDD
ink 931692931801247924429830/05/316/229/5
eA.esSe885389401211521101340/00/18/61/0K/KK/DKDTDKDKKDDKD
eA.Hex #runo is high14237107000113051203180/02/28/30/2DKK/DDKKKXKDKDKKDK
eA.DonMatthias5515592000723930560/01/00/54/4DKDKDDDKDKDKDD
eA.niPs57204710018421198360/00/24/00/4KD/DKDDDKDK
eA.Ap0c66923100240736000/00/01/11/0/K/KD
eA.8213429358016442947921440/03/521/156/10
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK seopetriii11474161420042528177200/00/114/102/1KXKD/KKD/DXKDKD/DKKDKDKK/KKKKKDD
ink KillER10071111141022602143100/00/08/83/0DK/K/KDKDDKDKKDKKDKSKD
ink RAdari122104119801325441792280/01/211/40/0TDKDKDKKDKDKKK/K/DKK/
ink Webe787715191017261825271302/03/111/110/0DKDDD/TKKKKK/K/DK/KDDDKKKK/DKD/K/DD
ink fanta109971211500725261770450/03/09/40/0KKKKDK/KK/K/K/KKK/D/D/D
ink 10542365642012231281892922032/07/453/375/1
eA.esSe5656916100019792273540/10/19/130/1DKKKDDDDDDKDDKDKKDDKKDDDD
eA.Hex #runo is high70801217000524223072710/10/112/110/0DDDKXDDK/KDKKKDKDKD//K/KDKD/DK
eA.DonMatthias405761510021612228500/03/12/121/1/KK/DKKDDDDDDKDDDDDKXD
eA.niPs537381510031938278200/00/28/90/1DDK/K/DKDDDKKDKDDDD/KKD
eA.Ap0c333751510231341240680/01/26/80/2KDDDTD/DD/DDDKDDDTK/KK
eA.503034078402139292128181330/24/737/531/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK seopetriii4428490002818170100/00/14/60/0DD/DKDDKDKDK/
ink KillER50374800108021304930/00/13/71/0DDTDKDDKDKDKD
ink RAdari9065910400511921042170/01/07/21/2KK/KDDXK/KK/DDK/K/KD
ink Webe4427492001920148600/01/03/40/2KK/DDDKDDDKDD
ink fanta18363116200013281459400/03/07/51/0DKDKKKKDDKDKKDKKK
ink 8222032428018506069921500/05/224/243/4
eA.esSe15045961002129170300/01/06/50/0/KDKK/KKDKKDKXKD
eA.Hex #runo is high8133911010114051044180/00/38/51/1KDDDKKDKKDDK/KKDDSKD
eA.DonMatthias11658762000178095600/01/12/42/1KDKKDDKDKDKKD
eA.niPs60423500011232100200/00/03/40/0KDKK/DDD
eA.Ap0c6040610201112841355280/00/16/71/1DKDKDDDKKKDDDKT/D
eA.932183438511569925060460/02/525/254/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK seopetriii4779919200416352287170/03/05/101/4KDDD/KDD/KDDDDDK/DKKKKDK/DDD
ink KillER42749211015136422901100/01/17/102/6/DTDK/DD/K/KDDXDKDDDK/DKDKDDDKKD
ink RAdari788115196012205732981790/00/415/111/2/DKKDDDKKDKDKK/DKDDTKDKDDDKKKDKDKDD
ink Webe6868172550022906375500/02/515/150/2KDKDKDKKDKDD/DK/DKDKDDDDKDDKKDKKDDDDKDKDKD
ink fanta57681221200125863788540/00/212/140/5XKKDKKDKDDKDKKK/DDDDDDDKKDDDDDDDKD
ink 583706210516021410548154183600/06/1254/604/19
eA.esSe707812173105190619011060/00/111/100/3/DDKDKKDKKD/D/DKXK/KKKDDXDD/KKSX
eA.Hex #runo is high1161062118310242732084760/01/215/145/0DKKXKDKKDKDDKDKDDDKSKKKKDK/DKDDDK/KKKKKD
eA.DonMatthias957020218019277117511410/08/30/912/0/DK/DK/D/KKDK/K/KDKKK/K/KDKTKDKKD/DKDKKKDD
eA.niPs1461401913801332762290440/02/018/80/3KDKDKKKKDKDKKDKK/K/TDK/KDDKDKKXKDK
eA.Ap0c959219204135319225223330/02/116/134/0SKKTDKDKDDD/KDDK//DKKKKDKD/KKKDDK/KDTDKKTK
eA.104486918926352415418105487000/013/760/5421/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK seopetriii580101700070000/01/00/77/3/KD/K//KD/DKKKDDDKK/KDK/DDD
ink KillER680111600140000/00/311/61/3KKXK/DDKD/KDKDDKTDKDK/DKDKD/
ink RAdari121691714210123201674470/01/113/113/1DKKKKD/DKKKDDKKDKKKDKDDSKDKDDKKD
ink Webe1007613136015265421461410/03/29/42/3K/K/TK/DKKD/KKKDDKKDDKK/DXKD
ink fanta760101300100000/01/410/80/1KDKKKDKDDKKDXKDKDDDDKTDD
ink 85145617381317497438201880/06/1043/3613/11
eA.esSe436371631021260187900/00/07/100/4/DKDDDDDKDDDKDDDKDSK/KKD
eA.Hex #runo is high73921115100326442453360/02/29/90/1XDDDDK/KDKD/DDDKKD/KDKKKDKK
eA.niPs10098111120021939175700/01/08/52/3DK/DDKD/KDDKKDKDKKKDKK
eA.Ap0c61541118401318012355390/00/211/111/3KDDTDDKX/DDKDKDKK/DKKD/DKDDDKDK
eA.DonMatthias77891418401724431953880/07/20/78/2DDKDTKKDK//KKK///KDDKKK/DKDDKDK/D
eA.71396547814121710087103971630/010/635/4211/13

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Player Chats
eA.esSe [Countdown]: hfvm
INK seopetriii [Countdown]: hf
ink Webe [Countdown]: hf gl :)
[7:55]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:38]: Main blast door opening!
[6:56]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:48]: Main blast door closing!
[3:04]: Main blast door opening!
[2:37]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:22
ink KillER [Warmup]: eujen: let's gonna roll!
ink KillER [Warmup]: rup
ink Webe [Countdown]: gl hf
[6:20]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:38]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:35]: Main blast door opening!
[4:27]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:27]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:27]: FIGHT!
[3:55]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:26 (original: 7:22)
ink Webe [Intermission]: carry :$
ink KillER [Warmup]: eujen: let's gonna roll!
ink KillER [Warmup]: rup
ink KillER [Countdown]: glhf
eA.esSe [Countdown]: hfvm
[11:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:24]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:55]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:16]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:29]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:17]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:48]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[5:17]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:15]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[3:42]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:17
INK seopetriii [Intermission]: mää oon ihan kujalla = D
ink KillER [Warmup]: eujen: let's gonna roll!
[7:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:50]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
ink KillER [7:06]: :D
[6:55]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[5:50]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[5:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:18]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[2:32]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:45 (original: 8:17)
ink Webe [Intermission]: ggs
eA.Ap0c [Intermission]: geegee
ink KillER [Warmup]: eujen: let's gonna roll!
eA.DonMatthias [Warmup]: rup
ink Webe [Warmup]: smoking
eA.DonMatthias [Warmup]: -.-
INK seopetriii [Warmup]: tuleeko tää eunukki vai lähenkö
ink Webe [Warmup]: jos oisit pelannu adlis kunnol ei pelattas nyt deciderii :D
ink Webe [Warmup]: start :D
ink Webe [Warmup]: radari just came back
eA.niPs [Warmup]: brb 10 mins
eA.DonMatthias [Warmup]: same here
ink KillER [Warmup]: forfeit
ink KillER [Warmup]: :D
eA.niPs [Warmup]: :D
ink fanta [Countdown]: he command u
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:04]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[14:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:02]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
ink fanta [13:34]: :d
INK seopetriii [13:32]: tää hiiri tilttaa vittu
[13:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
INK seopetriii [13:24]: pelaan tälleen loppu matsin jaksa laittaa tota
[12:09]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[11:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:05]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:51]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:20]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:39
ink fanta [Warmup]: wadap?
eA.DonMatthias [Warmup]: #Allies#
INK seopetriii [Warmup]: brb smoke
eA.DonMatthias [Warmup]: forfeit?
ink KillER [Warmup]: eujen: let's gonna roll!
ink fanta [Warmup]: yes to you
[8:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:45]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:10]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:01]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:41]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:39]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:38]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:25]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ink Webe [2:48]: ggs
[2:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:38]: ink KillER disconnected
[2:16]: INK seopetriii disconnected
[2:16]: ink fanta disconnected
[2:12]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:26 (original: 10:39)
ink Webe [Intermission]: jees geegee
[Intermission]: eA.Ap0c disconnected
[Intermission]: ink Webe disconnected
[Intermission]: eA.niPs disconnected
[Intermission]: eA.esSe disconnected
[Intermission]: ink RAdari disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.