PIMMELBANDE vs island breeze (3259 views)

de bitch
de GhaNa
de waYne
be chroniq
be dizzy
be Fishtank
island breeze was mad so no 3rd :$
16.09.10 19:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth nB|waYne PIMMEL 61 kills
Killing Spree nB|bitch PIMMEL 6 frags without being killed
Accountant nB|waYne PIMMEL 98% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! nb ghana 18 gibs
...and stay dead! nb ghana 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning nB|waYne PIMMEL 54 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! nB|waYne PIMMEL 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer nB|waYne PIMMEL 163 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! iBRZ.dizzy 361 damage per frag
What objective? nB|waYne PIMMEL 400 XP
Red Shirt nB|bitch PIMMEL 71 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? iBRZ.dizzy 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore iBRZ.fishtank 173 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut nB|waYne PIMMEL 4 team kills
Gingerbread man nB|bitch PIMMEL 37 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
nB|bitch PIMMEL722905171140237937076803660/00/150/343/218410867
nB|waYne PIMMEL984006162120429943267105230/03/154/328/415510859
nb ghana873535361180220988779931900/06/348/361/318713157
nb851043165194440886286892238310790/09/3152/3612/317511658
iBRZ.maxim6235037596118695574062100/00/538/514/318812336
iBRZ.fishtank853105362130012975610662720/04/247/452/3184172610
iBRZ.dizzy2117814662001048239748180/01/213/520/3345148211
iBRZ.5583810418721113021534278163000/05/298/526/323914849
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|bitch PIMMEL638212195011020401877560/00/013/90/0/DK//D//DDK//D//TKDK/KKDDDKKKKKK
nB|waYne PIMMEL681061319501825431788730/01/011/122/2DDK//KDKKK/KKKDDDK/KXK/X/DDD/XDKK/DT
nb ghana64951117702623691956560/00/012/111/1KDD/DDD/KDDDK//DKTK/DDKTKKKK/KX
nb652833655170424695256211850/01/036/323/3
iBRZ.maxim7888111410021862170030/00/09/122/0D/KDKDDKK/KDDKKKDKDKDDDDK
iBRZ.fishtank12089181530032677277600/00/018/100/2K/KKDKKK/KKDDK/KKKDDKDDKKKKDKDDDD
iBRZ.dizzy113621710051082247600/00/12/110/0K/DDDD/K/D/D/DDDDDD
iBRZ.702133146500105621695230/00/129/332/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|bitch PIMMEL7862151910111265917771020/00/115/71/0K/K/KKK/K/DK/T/KDD/DKK/KDK///DDKKDK
nB|waYne PIMMEL94761617300725172158650/00/014/102/1DKK//KDKXK/KDD/KK/KDKDKK/KK/DDKDDK
nb ghana65761320500425452685500/03/210/120/2DKK/DK/KK/KDKDDDKKKKDDDDK/DKDDDDD
nb79214445690122772166202170/03/339/293/3
iBRZ.maxim7512812163011229322751710/00/111/132/1KKDDKDDDKDKKDDDDDKDDTDKKKD/KK
iBRZ.fishtank130117171370022885259500/03/113/101/0DDD/D/DKKKKDDKKDKKKKDKKKKKKDKD
iBRZ.dizzy235052110031442285100/00/15/160/2DDDDDKKDDDDK//KDDD/DXDDDKDD
iBRZ.76295345011016662077211710/03/329/393/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|bitch PIMMEL658615234001231022738720/00/013/122/2/K/DDKKDDK///KDK/D/K/KK//DD/KXDDKKDKXK/KX
nB|waYne PIMMEL135136231710313272317793850/02/021/33/1KK/K/KKK/KDKKDKKDDK//K/K/KK/KKK/TK/KK/T/TK/
nb ghana1231212117300936362228840/02/019/80/0KDDKDDKKDKKDKKDK//DK//K/K/KK/KKK/KKK/K
nb108343595780334946167455410/04/053/235/3
iBRZ.maxim3169516110313851911360/00/39/160/2DDK/KDDKDKDDD/DKDKDDKDD/SDDKDDKDDD
iBRZ.fishtank47641021200327043403540/00/19/171/0DKDK/KDKDKKDKDDKD/DDDKDDDKDDDD/
iBRZ.dizzy1958421000118073274180/00/04/190/1DDDKDKDDKDD/DDDKDDDDDDDDD
iBRZ.3219119583107589685881080/00/422/521/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nB|bitch PIMMEL90609104004156912881360/00/09/60/0DDDDKKKKD///KD/KKKK
nB|waYne PIMMEL10082993001164998500/00/18/71/0DDDDDDKDKDKK/KKKKK
nb ghana114618730011337112400/01/17/50/0KDKDDKDDKKKKD/K
nb101203262610006455533971360/01/224/181/0
iBRZ.maxim696591310021415152000/00/19/100/0KDKKDKDK/KDKDDDDDKK/DD
iBRZ.fishtank6140813100414901888180/01/07/80/1KKKK/KK/K/KD/DDDDDDDD
iBRZ.dizzy4234370001492114700/01/02/60/0KK/DDKDDDD
iBRZ.571392033200733974555180/02/118/240/1

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Player Chats
iBRZ.maxim [Warmup]: same 4 ghana
iBRZ.maxim [Warmup]: :s
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: phone
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: still eating
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: fuckin fat twat
iBRZ.dizzy [11:57]: Yes.
[11:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
nB|waYne PIMMEL [10:37]: lol
[10:36]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:29]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
iBRZ.maxim [9:28]: haha
iBRZ.maxim [9:26]: lol
iBRZ.maxim [9:18]: ?
iBRZ.maxim [9:09]: explain
[9:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:02]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:20]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:41]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:40]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:27]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:08]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:51
iBRZ.dizzy [Warmup]: Ready.
iBRZ.maxim [9:07]: gtfo
iBRZ.maxim [9:05]: unhit cunt
[6:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:39]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:23]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
iBRZ.maxim [5:10]: cunt
nb ghana [5:08]: :D
[4:55]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
iBRZ.maxim [2:55]: ?
[2:09]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:08]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:07]: The Allies have activated the crane!
iBRZ.fishtank [2:04]: ^
[1:54]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:45]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:06 (original: 9:51)
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Intermission]: wp
iBRZ.dizzy [Warmup]: Ready.
[10:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:11]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:29]: iBRZ.maxim kicked for excess flood
[8:15]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:15]: iBRZ.maxim connected
[8:15]: Axis team locked from spectators by nB|bitch PIMMEL
[8:15]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
iBRZ.maxim [8:15]: DIZZY VENT
iBRZ.maxim [8:15]: OFF,
iBRZ.maxim [8:15]: en intrnet
[8:15]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
iBRZ.dizzy [8:15]: vent is on
iBRZ.maxim [8:15]: is uitgeklets
iBRZ.maxim [8:15]: wacht
nB|bitch PIMMEL [8:15]: :\
[8:15]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
nB|bitch PIMMEL [8:15]: verkehrswacht?
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[8:15]: FIGHT!
[8:11]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:30]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:07]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:47]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
nB|bitch PIMMEL [4:01]: sup?
iBRZ.maxim [4:01]: WANKING
[4:01]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
nB|waYne PIMMEL [4:01]:
nB|bitch PIMMEL [4:01]: kk
nB|waYne PIMMEL [4:01]: C=8 max
[4:01]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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[4:01]: FIGHT!
[3:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
nB|bitch PIMMEL [1:55]: kk
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
iBRZ.dizzy [Warmup]: No.
iBRZ.dizzy [Warmup]: Ready.
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: GUYS
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: rup
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Countdown]: GL HF
[9:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:07]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:45]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:02]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
iBRZ.maxim [6:55]: sure
iBRZ.maxim [6:54]: retard
[6:34]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[6:19]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
iBRZ.maxim [6:07]: gg
iBRZ.maxim [6:04]: 2-2
nB|bitch PIMMEL [5:40]: MAPPOOL
nB|bitch PIMMEL [5:37]: ?
iBRZ.maxim [5:33]: nah we don't play 3rd
nB|waYne PIMMEL [5:31]: XD
[5:27]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:32 (original: 12:00)
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Intermission]: tu mad
iBRZ.maxim [Intermission]: k bb
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Intermission]: omg
nb ghana [Intermission]: warmup map doesnt count
nb ghana [Intermission]: :;(
nB|bitch PIMMEL [Warmup]: scared?
nB|waYne PIMMEL [Warmup]: +1

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