seiZure vs Eyjafjallajokull (3670 views)

pl rNk
mx sheiky
pl l4z
pl w1lko
30.09.10 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth seizure sheikyyy 84 kills
Killing Spree seizure sheikyyy 4 frags without being killed
Accountant seizure rNk 82% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! seizure sheikyyy 13 gibs
...and stay dead! l4z ' eYJAFJA 16% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning seizure sheikyyy 82 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! w1lko ' eYJAFJA 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer seizure rNk 184 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! w1lko ' eYJAFJA 266 damage per frag
What objective? w1lko ' eYJAFJA 638 XP
Red Shirt l4z ' eYJAFJA 130 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? w1lko ' eYJAFJA 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore w1lko ' eYJAFJA 162 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut seizure sheikyyy 3 team kills
Gingerbread man seizure rNk 40 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
seizure rNk8248180977104014698138201150/04/166/555/318414146
seizure sheikyyy765638411013033414043147451570/03/782/662/416713445
seizure 79104416420720137428741285652720/07/7148/667/417613846
l4z ' eYJAFJA615917913013003016719155381780/04/572/943/1212120410
w1lko ' eYJAFJA71638711009032314848163571610/05/362/667/6209164312
' eYJAFJA65122915023022035331567318953390/09/3134/6610/6211142411
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seizure rNk1003355000283877000/00/05/30/1DK/DDKKXKK/
seizure sheikyyy334026101264772280/00/03/40/0K/DDDT/KD
seizure 677371110141485149280/00/08/70/1
l4z ' eYJAFJA502136000365368600/00/02/31/0K/D/KD/KD
w1lko ' eYJAFJA6626460002839799360/00/04/40/0DK/KK/KDDD
' eYJAFJA5847712000514921485360/00/06/71/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seizure rNk331526000235056200/00/01/41/0D//KDDKD
seizure sheikyyy10020330001415314360/00/13/10/0KD/KKD
seizure 6735590003765876360/00/14/51/0
l4z ' eYJAFJA661723000131124800/00/02/20/0D/KDK
w1lko ' eYJAFJA662846000356551700/01/03/20/1KK///DKDKD
' eYJAFJA664569000487676500/01/05/40/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seizure rNk959819201001034282607760/01/118/100/0XDDDK/KKKDKKK//DDKK/K/KK/KD/DKDKK/KK/K/D
seizure sheikyyy1521352617001833352733310/02/125/80/0KKTKDKKKDKKK/DDKK/KDKKKDK/K/KDKK/KKK//DK/KKD
seizure 124233453710118676353401070/03/243/180/0
l4z ' eYJAFJA2997931200333073742900/01/28/270/0DKKK/DDDDDDDDDKDDDKX/DD/KDDDDKDDDDDDDDKDK
w1lko ' eYJAFJA58128101720102033302170/01/110/160/0DDKDKKDKDDKTKDDDDDKDKKDDKDDD
' eYJAFJA442251948401353406763970/02/318/430/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seizure rNk7396141911052856295500/02/07/130/1KKKDDKDKK/DKDKDDKK/DDKSK/D/DKD/KDD
seizure sheikyyy366692500022154338300/00/29/200/1DDDKKDK/DDDDKDDDD/KDDDKDKDDDDDKDDK
seizure 55162234411075010633800/02/216/330/2
l4z ' eYJAFJA10084202030052734230800/00/120/120/0KDDKKXDDDKDDKK/DKDKKKK/KDDK/DKDK/KKDK/KKD
w1lko ' eYJAFJA1411401712101436042702380/02/114/52/0DKKTKDKKDKKDKKK/KDK/DK/KKDK/KD
' eYJAFJA1212243732401963385010380/02/234/172/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seizure rNk10910823213001430942587390/00/021/72/0D/D/KKKK/K/KK/DDK/KK//KKDK/KK/KKK//K/KDKDK/K
seizure sheikyyy11311317153001026292443620/00/115/42/0/KKK/D/KKDDK//KKKKDK//KKK/K/KDK/
seizure 111221403660024572350301010/00/136/114/0
l4z ' eYJAFJA3391927200528112554880/01/08/220/0DKK//DDDKDK/D/KDDDDKDKDDDDDDDKDDKD/D
w1lko ' eYJAFJA1389323000522193169400/00/03/140/4KDD//DDDDDK///DDDDDDDDDKDD
' eYJAFJA23180125020010503057231280/01/011/360/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seizure rNk65131172620074132433900/01/014/182/1//KDDKK/KDKKD/DDDK/DK/KKDDKKDK/DDKKKDDDDDDK
seizure sheikyyy5490122250032323236600/01/211/160/1KDDKDDDK/DDKDDK/D/DDKDDKDKDKKDKDDK
seizure 602212948700106455670500/02/225/342/2
l4z ' eYJAFJA81116182230083545323500/02/116/120/1K/K/DKDKDDK//KKKD/KDK/KDDKDKDKDD/KDKK/KD
w1lko ' eYJAFJA951012021300631603220360/00/118/132/1DDKKKDDKD/KKDKKDDDKDKK/KK/K/DDKK/DKK/KDKD
' eYJAFJA8821738436001467056455360/02/234/252/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seizure sheikyyy87627840051206105600/00/07/20/1K/KKKK/D/K//DDK
seizure 87627840051206105600/00/07/20/1
l4z ' eYJAFJA285641410031330132500/00/14/100/0DDDDDDDK/DD/DKKK/D
w1lko ' eYJAFJA4272372003960131500/00/01/42/0//DDKKD/DK
' eYJAFJA3512872130062290264000/00/15/142/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seizure sheikyyy5737814001313341728200/00/09/110/1DT/DDXDKDKK/KDDKDDKDDKK/
seizure 5737814001313341728200/00/09/110/1
l4z ' eYJAFJA20010914720022028144000/00/012/62/0KKK/KKKDDKKKDKXKK/KKDD
w1lko ' eYJAFJA1255410810101468161440/01/09/81/0KKDKDKKKDDDKKTDDKDK
' eYJAFJA163163241530123496305440/01/021/143/0

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Player Chats
[8:15]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:04]: The side gate has been built!
[7:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:36]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
seizure rNk [7:09]: chuj jebany
[7:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:55
l4z ' eYJAFJA [Warmup]: ego skacze?
l4z ' eYJAFJA [Warmup]: ³²¹Rèády
seizure rNk [Countdown]: na Tobie nie musi
seizure rNk [Countdown]: ;/
l4z ' eYJAFJA [Countdown]: to zamknij ryj
[2:33]: Allies capture the factory district!
[2:02]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[1:54]: Allies permanently capture the factory district!
[1:54]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[1:48]: The side gate has been built!
[1:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:13]: The side gate has been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:55)
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:24]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:24]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
seizure rNk [8:49]: gdzie kurwo
seizure rNk [8:49]: lecisz
[8:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:26]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:37]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:37]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:50]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
l4z ' eYJAFJA [3:40]: ciota z lugera prawie
l4z ' eYJAFJA [3:39]: haha
[3:39]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [3:37]: :D
[3:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:39]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
seizure rNk [2:39]: lezec
seizure rNk [2:37]: ok ?
[2:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:39]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:57]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[0:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:02
l4z ' eYJAFJA [Warmup]: ³²¹Rèády
l4z ' eYJAFJA [10:40]: brawo
seizure rNk [10:34]: ryj
[10:27]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:20]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:04]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:04]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:48]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
l4z ' eYJAFJA [5:33]: Sorry I must do sth give me a moment
seizure sheikyyy [5:33]: JAKI ENGRISH
[5:33]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:33]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:33]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[5:33]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[5:33]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:33]: FIGHT!
[5:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:54]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:03]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
l4z ' eYJAFJA [4:03]: Sorry I must do sth give me a moment
[4:03]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:03]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[4:03]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[4:03]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:03]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:03]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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w1lko ' eYJAFJA [4:03]: :D
[4:03]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:03]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:03]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:03]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:03]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:03]: FIGHT!
[3:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:59]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:47]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:53]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:31]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
l4z ' eYJAFJA [0:03]: BIEGNIJ!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:02)
[10:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:52]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:02]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:51]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:50]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:37]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
seizure sheikyyy [0:21]: jazda
seizure rNk [0:16]: to nie ten kamien
seizure rNk [0:14]: !!
seizure sheikyyy [0:07]: FILOZOFICZNY
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [0:06]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
l4z ' eYJAFJA [Warmup]: ³²¹Rèády
seizure sheikyyy [Warmup]: GL hf:d
seizure sheikyyy [10:34]: LOTTO IS MY MOTTO
[9:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:58]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:34]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
seizure rNk [Intermission]: no to nastepna dogrywa
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:09]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:53]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:31]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
l4z ' eYJAFJA [5:51]: LOW JEBANE
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [5:49]: :D
seizure sheikyyy [5:45]: HAHA :d
[5:43]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
seizure sheikyyy [5:41]: KTO TO MOWI?
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [5:16]: ksiadz pleban
seizure rNk [4:59]: hahahaha
seizure sheikyyy [4:54]: low jebane
l4z ' eYJAFJA [4:51]: HAHA
[4:45]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:15
l4z ' eYJAFJA [Warmup]: ³²¹Rèády
l4z ' eYJAFJA [4:44]: DO POKEBOLA
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [4:40]: co to za skill szukales na irc
seizure sheikyyy [4:32]: lol
l4z ' eYJAFJA [4:31]: MOWIA ZE BIJA ;H
seizure sheikyyy [4:21]: jakie ego na supply i na special wpierdol a teraz co ?
seizure sheikyyy [4:16]: high za 10zl?
l4z ' eYJAFJA [4:15]: w pierodl ;d
seizure sheikyyy [4:10]: ty ciko wpadnij na lana
[3:48]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:46]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[3:34]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
seizure sheikyyy [2:47]: STANELA MALA KUSKA
seizure sheikyyy [2:46]: ?
seizure sheikyyy [2:45]: :d
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [1:54]: do fragmovie
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [1:50]: :D
seizure sheikyyy [1:50]: SMIALO
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [1:49]: :D
seizure sheikyyy [1:43]: JAK ROBILEM NA TOBIE 3HS CALY MECZ
l4z ' eYJAFJA [1:31]: walsnie widze
l4z ' eYJAFJA [1:30]: ;ddd
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [1:26]: tearz przez cala noc bedziesz spuszczal cisnienie z kabla
seizure sheikyyy [1:19]: IDIOTA JEZELI ZBIEGAM NA BARIERE
seizure sheikyyy [1:15]: I SKACZE
[1:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
l4z ' eYJAFJA [1:09]: wylacz capslock
seizure sheikyyy [1:07]: TO NAPRAWDE CIEZKO JEST STRZELIC HS
seizure sheikyyy [1:06]: ...
seizure sheikyyy [1:04]: BO
seizure sheikyyy [1:04]: ?
seizure sheikyyy [0:58]: WPADNE DO TEGO LUBLIKA
seizure sheikyyy [0:57]: MISIEK
l4z ' eYJAFJA [0:48]: no wpadaj
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [0:46]: sloma z butow
l4z ' eYJAFJA [0:39]: xddd
seizure sheikyyy [0:35]: WILKO WIDZE AMBITNE TEKSTY
l4z ' eYJAFJA [0:31]: ale pociseliscie mnie
seizure sheikyyy [0:26]: cos innego potrafisz powiedz?
l4z ' eYJAFJA [0:23]: o kurwa kogo wy bijecie ??;d
[0:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [0:19]: w pingponga grac
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [0:17]: chcesz spara?
seizure sheikyyy [0:15]: naucz sie po polsku pisac
seizure sheikyyy [0:06]: moge ci wyjebac w morde
l4z ' eYJAFJA [0:02]: xddd
seizure sheikyyy [Intermission]: tak bedzie najlatwiej
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:15)
[Intermission]: seizure rNk disconnected
w1lko ' eYJAFJA [Intermission]: dobra get name
[Intermission]: l4z ' eYJAFJA disconnected
[Intermission]: seizure sheikyyy disconnected

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