etardz! vs Epic #epic-eSports (3966 views)

be prydz
be jetro
be zeto
gb rAffou
fr b3ck the burden
gb koop
11.11.10 02:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth web5.rAffou 36 kills
Killing Spree web5.rAffou 4 frags without being killed
Accountant web5.rAffou 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! eZ. jetro 8 gibs
...and stay dead! eZ. jetro 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning web5.rAffou 13 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! web5.koop 2 SPAM kills
Fragstealer eZ. zeto 167 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! web5.koop 262 damage per frag
What objective? eZ. jetro 132 XP
Red Shirt eZ. Prydz 48 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eZ. jetro 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore web5.koop 164 damage per death
Gingerbread man eZ. Prydz 5 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
web5.rAffou1009036365005619953611160/01/013/81/017214944
web5.koop699124351004630057491230/00/19/112/126316424
web5.b3ck :)907026293004505544322410/00/211/82/119415335
web5.86251861009001317554155424800/01/233/85/121015534
eZ. jetro791323139800354585322360/01/07/101/317613638
eZ. zeto59802034100233434776360/01/011/100/116714023
eZ. Prydz558927486105674174561530/01/19/131/125015246
eZ. 643017812115101015542175542250/03/127/132/119814336
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
web5.rAffou1009036365005619953611160/01/013/81/0K//KKKDDK/DDDKKKK/K/KDKKKDKD
web5.koop689124351004630057491230/00/19/112/1KK/KDKD/KDDDKDK/DKDDK/KDKDDD
web5.b3ck :)897026293004505544322410/00/211/82/1/KKDK/KDDDDKK/KDKKKDKDK/DKDD
web5.86251861009001317554155424800/01/333/275/2
eZ. jetro791323139800354585322360/01/07/101/3DDDK/KKK/KKDD/DDDDDKDDKDK
eZ. zeto58802034100233434776360/01/011/100/1DD/K/KKDKKDKKDKDKDKKDDDKD
eZ. Prydz568927486105674174561530/01/19/131/1DDKDDKDDDDSK/DK/DDDK/DD/K/KKDKKK
eZ. 643017812115101015542175542250/03/127/332/5

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Player Chats
starface.essAAhETTV [Warmup]: hallo
web5.rAffou [Warmup]: enjoyable? :DD
web5.b3ck :) [Warmup]: goku ur wrong, im getting warmer n rapin them more n more. gonna bash !
web5.b3ck :) [Warmup]: goku ur wrong, im getting warmer n rapin them more n more. gonna bash !
web5.b3ck :) [Warmup]: goku ur wrong, im getting warmer n rapin them more n more. gonna bash !
starface.essAAhETTV [Warmup]: chatting :pPPPp
web5.koop [Warmup]: goku said let us win
web5.rAffou [Warmup]: heh
eZ. Prydz [Warmup]: go go
starface.essAAhETTV [Countdown]: people on ettv dont flame zeto
starface.essAAhETTV [Countdown]: he best medic
web5.rAffou [Countdown]: hehe
eZ. jetro [Countdown]: blame prydz instead
starface.essAAhETTV [11:11]: vibe, shitty: 2 full, schlampe dead
starface.essAAhETTV [11:11]: Evilynn was killed by vibe, shitty's Thompson
web5.b3ck :) [11:11]: who are they flaming so? :D
web5.b3ck :) [10:09]: :D
[9:58]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:56]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:48]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
web5.rAffou [9:39]: how could it not kill
[9:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
web5.rAffou [9:34]: right between both of u
web5.b3ck :) [9:30]: xD
eZ. jetro [9:26]: h4x
eZ. Prydz [9:24]: apocalypse
web5.b3ck :) [9:24]: maybe cause u suck? :D
starface.essAAhETTV [9:19]: [15:21:34] [NP4TheoDor`] after butchji and maus u are the best
eZ. jetro [9:16]: prydz' ego blocked your nade
[9:14]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:12]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
web5.rAffou [7:38]: godsake
starface.essAAhETTV [7:19]: 4th offi btw ?
starface.essAAhETTV [7:19]: :D
eZ. Prydz [7:10]: :D
[7:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:36]: The Allied Truck is in position!
web5.koop [5:28]: :d
[4:48]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
starface.essAAhETTV [4:45]: :D
starface.essAAhETTV [4:37]: :D
starface.essAAhETTV [4:36]: :D
web5.b3ck :) [4:34]: xD
starface.essAAhETTV [4:34]: :D
starface.essAAhETTV [4:33]: :D
starface.essAAhETTV [4:33]: :D
[4:31]: The Allies have activated the crane!
eZ. Prydz [4:24]: so funny
eZ. Prydz [4:19]: how motivation can kill
[4:18]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:34]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
starface.essAAhETTV [3:33]: i think web5 could win a 4th offi.
web5.b3ck :) [3:33]: xDDDDDDD
[3:33]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
web5.b3ck :) [3:34]: probably
web5.b3ck :) [3:33]: haha
eZ. jetro [3:33]: this is our 4th
[3:33]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
starface.essAAhETTV [3:34]: then
starface.essAAhETTV [3:34]: a 5th
web5.b3ck :) [3:34]: we need zeto to sux a bit more for it :DDD
eZ. Prydz [3:33]: <3
[3:33]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
starface.essAAhETTV [3:34]: can you still vote mvp of the match like in ec matches on cb ?
starface.essAAhETTV [3:33]: if yes
[3:33]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
starface.essAAhETTV [3:34]: zeto it is.
web5.b3ck :) [3:34]: zeto
web5.b3ck :) [3:34]: :D
[3:34]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[3:34]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
web5.b3ck :) [3:34]: ok now STFU
[3:34]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
web5.koop [3:34]: needlewhore
web5.b3ck :) [3:34]: :)
[3:34]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
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[3:34]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:34]: FIGHT!
eZ. Prydz [3:34]: why
[3:22]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
web5.b3ck :) [3:22]: god
eZ. jetro [3:22]: essah
eZ. jetro [3:22]: spec
eZ. jetro [3:22]: :D
web5.b3ck :) [3:22]: raffou : what the fuck? my keyboard is not working
[3:22]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
starface.essAAhETTV [3:22]: i not merc
web5.b3ck :) [3:22]: you is not
[3:22]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
starface.essAAhETTV [3:22]: 0 viewers
[3:22]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
starface.essAAhETTV [3:22]: peak 8
[3:22]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
starface.essAAhETTV [3:22]: :(((((((((
web5.b3ck :) [3:22]: xD
[3:22]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:22]: FIGHT!
starface.essAAhETTV [2:59]: jetro u fuckin braindamaged ?
eZ. jetro [2:55]: :D
starface.essAAhETTV [2:53]: why did u even cheat with that aim
eZ. jetro [2:53]: ?
web5.b3ck :) [2:11]: GG
web5.b3ck :) [2:10]: again
web5.b3ck :) [2:09]: grrrrrr
web5.rAffou [2:08]: up for another one
web5.rAffou [2:06]: ?
eZ. zeto [2:03]: i'm off :p
web5.b3ck :) [2:03]: xDDDD
eZ. jetro [2:00]: prydz is already cyring
web5.rAffou [1:59]: essah ur our ettv
web5.rAffou [1:55]: lol
starface.essAAhETTV [1:55]: i ettv
web5.rAffou [1:53]: fag
starface.essAAhETTV [1:50]: but they tards
[1:47]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:27 (original: 11:15)
eZ. Prydz [Intermission]: best owner
eZ. Prydz [Intermission]: of the whole server
eZ. Prydz [Intermission]: is gonna quit
[Intermission]: eZ. zeto disconnected
web5.koop [Intermission]: ggs
eZ. jetro [Intermission]: you guys also have a day off ?
eZ. Prydz [Intermission]: thnx for games bb
eZ. jetro [Intermission]: tomorrow
eZ. jetro [Intermission]: :l
starface.essAAhETTV [Intermission]: school starting in 5 hrs
web5.rAffou [Intermission]: yes we do
web5.b3ck :) [Warmup]: ye

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