bigger than jesus vs etardz! (4473 views)

is chmztry
is zombie
is Some0ne
be jetro
be zeto
be vyper
19.11.10 20:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth .zombiE>+ 53 kills
Killing Spree zeto is a retard 4 frags without being killed
Accountant .zombiE>+ 80% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! .chmztry>+ 10 gibs
...and stay dead! .chmztry>+ 22% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning .zombiE>+ 33 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! .chmztry>+ 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer .Some0ne>+ 174 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! vyper is a retard 276 damage per frag
What objective? vyper is a retard 299 XP
Red Shirt .Some0ne>+ 70 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? jetro is a retard 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore vyper is a retard 185 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut .chmztry>+ 2 team kills
Gingerbread man .chmztry>+ 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
.zombiE>+80238536680015117689898940/12/033/281/422215034
.chmztry>+732574663100222917789822530/00/225/257/220014336
.Some0ne>+64127457080113632479341330/13/420/325/414111336
>+7262214419926035027269268144800/15/478/3213/418813535
vyper is a retard7129948671010151226811734740/02/433/252/325617335
zeto is a retard732254865612181049892762922/02/030/234/421914145
jetro is a retard542313463200875069150360/02/122/303/522114537
is a retard6675513019518224130272301604022/06/185/309/523215336
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.zombiE>+81722632500668335812580/11/07/101/0D/KDDDKDDKD/KKDK/KK/DKD//D
.chmztry>+718723324001149784128550/00/05/92/0/DDKD/DDKDK/DD///K/K//D//KK
.Some0ne>+87442832200537904461540/11/08/101/1DKDKD/DDDKDK/DDDK/DKK/DKKK/D
>+80203779611002215601144011670/22/020/294/1
vyper is a retard69972536300667566617380/00/114/90/1K/KK/KKDKK/D/KKDK/KDDK/DDDDKDKD
zeto is a retard535917321117394943591732/00/08/31/2//KDK/TKK/K/KK/D/KKSDKDKD
jetro is a retard46881532000136964625180/00/18/90/1DDKXKKDKDDK/DDKDKDKD
is a retard56244571004111414401156012292/00/230/211/4
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.zombiE>+100678810021944139300/00/08/50/0D/K/KDKKKDKKDDKD
.chmztry>+6242581003947141100/00/14/21/2DK/DK/K/KDKDD
.Some0ne>+2527280001765111300/00/22/30/2DDDD/DKKDD
>+62136152420063656391700/00/314/101/4
vyper is a retard114468700031515147800/01/05/42/0KKKDDDK/KKDK/K/
zeto is a retard50284810031389108200/00/03/50/0/K/DKDDDK/KD
jetro is a retard85286710011013109600/02/02/52/1KKKDDKDDDK/DK
is a retard83102182220073917365600/03/010/144/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.zombiE>+1005066100112491245360/01/05/20/1KDDKK/KKDKDD
.chmztry>+1003755100175398500/00/05/40/0KDDDK/KDXKK
.Some0ne>+57284710116911020120/00/02/53/0DKKDKDDTK/DD
>+861151518301326933250480/01/012/113/1
vyper is a retard5048480101942914180/00/14/30/2DK/DKDSDDKKD
zeto is a retard13342861004151269600/00/03/21/0KKKK//DKK//DKK
jetro is a retard42403700007961083180/00/03/60/1DDDKDDKDKD
is a retard751301521110532502693360/00/110/111/3
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.zombiE>+604961010051742144800/00/06/40/1K/K/K/DDK/DKDK/D
.chmztry>+11149109300413101085540/00/07/53/0KDKKK/KKDDD/KK/K/KD
.Some0ne>+5428611500410781340670/01/14/61/0K/KDKD/K/KDDDK/DD
>+75126223090013413038731210/01/117/154/1
vyper is a retard665381240041587157400/00/18/70/0DKDKDKDK/KD/K/KDKD/D
zeto is a retard6029610100113351459750/01/04/71/2KDDDDKDK/DDDDKKK
jetro is a retard3342391004951109700/00/03/30/2DD/D/DDKK/K/
is a retard531241731600938734130750/01/115/171/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.zombiE>+70071000010000/00/07/70/2DKKDKK/DDKDDDXKKD
.chmztry>+3342391023118913731440/00/14/51/0/K/D/KDDKDTDTD
.Some0ne>+41051200020000/01/14/80/1KDKDK/DDDKDDD/DKX
>+484215311026118913731440/01/215/201/3
vyper is a retard755534300114681151180/01/12/20/0DDK/KDK
zeto is a retard14467139201323131680440/01/012/61/0KDTDK/KKDKDKK/KK/KDDKKK
jetro is a retard87337800021050124900/00/06/71/0KDDKKXDKDKKD/K/D
is a retard1021552321501648314080620/02/120/152/0

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Player Chats
.chmztry>+ [Warmup]: whats slac
[7:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:28]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[5:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:17]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[4:56]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:03]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
zeto is a retard [2:29]: en goan
vyper is a retard [2:24]: met die peirdekop
[2:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
jetro is a retard [2:11]: los in da dermkenoal
.chmztry>+ [2:03]: JE moeder is een computerspel?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:03)
.zombiE>+ [Intermission]: can we play this again
.chmztry>+ [Intermission]: whats ur map
zeto is a retard [Intermission]: beach
jetro is a retard [Intermission]: beach
zeto is a retard [Countdown]: you never played supply either i think
zeto is a retard [Countdown]: :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
[8:33]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:31]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[8:28]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
zeto is a retard [6:10]: nerd
zeto is a retard [6:07]: djeezes christ
zeto is a retard [6:02]: with that shake byllshut aim of yours
zeto is a retard [5:59]: bullshit
[4:48]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:11
zeto is a retard [Countdown]: tails
zeto is a retard [Countdown]: for sebiet
[2:48]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[2:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:04]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:16]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
zeto is a retard [1:09]: my god you play retarded
zeto is a retard [1:08]: lol
zeto is a retard [1:03]: zombie
[0:38]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
zeto is a retard [0:02]: tails
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:11)
.zombiE>+ [Intermission]: fails
zeto is a retard [Intermission]: always
.chmztry>+ [Intermission]: magic reconnect brb
[Intermission]: .chmztry>+ disconnected
zeto is a retard [Warmup]: gogo
zeto is a retard [Countdown]: fun
.chmztry>+ [Countdown]: u2
.chmztry>+ [9:27]: rofl
.chmztry>+ [9:25]: netlimiter
[6:31]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:16]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:20]: Main blast door opening!
[5:10]: Main blast door closing!
[4:30]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:29
.chmztry>+ [Warmup]: he dosnet know how to reboot et
[4:09]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:04]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[3:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:02]: .zombiE>+ disconnected
.Some0ne>+ [0:01]: WO
[0:01]: .Some0ne>+ disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:29)
vyper is a retard [Intermission]: intense
[Intermission]: .chmZtry>+ disconnected
vyper is a retard [Warmup]: :D

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