Exorcists vs internet retards (3526 views)

cz mnewcko
cz crAsh
cz ElANiUS
cz TRAKTOR
cz sklamak
be vyper
be jetro
be zeto
be Prydz
be jenson
be chry
keep the ladders alive
22.11.10 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth etardZ.jetro 74 kills
Killing Spree etardZ.emzii 7 frags without being killed
Accountant etardZ.jetro 110% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! etardZ.vyper 19 gibs
...and stay dead! etardZ.vyper 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning exo - Sklamak:PP 68 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! exo - mnewcko 40 SPAM kills
Fragstealer etardZ.emzii 134 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! exo - ElANiUS 255 damage per frag
What objective? etardZ.jetro 508 XP
Red Shirt exo - Traktor< 103 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? exo - mnewcko 19 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore exo - Sklamak:PP 141 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut etardZ.emzii 7 team kills
Gingerbread man exo - mnewcko 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
etardZ.emzii73265648791729926790216890/05/839/4126/914510376
etardZ.vyper86437738519042112804108681120/03/565/389/1917512844
etardZ.zeto7531771941615271137877505650/029/47/5039/1316082410
etardZ.Prydz653226499903301029596455440/01/452/5212/191619746
etardZ.jetro1105087467903181130189781100/03/666/378/915313464
etardZ.80184934643262222125550454626220200/041/6229/3794/915910956
exo - mnewcko6028361100121231842091124430/017/45/4240/2413890319
exo - Traktor<6833070103703269846115472680/02/959/5011/16141112611
exo - crAsh573525495501209795106412380/00/1046/474/17181112415
exo - ElANiUS4628442901011288356117891080/04/635/424/15199130311
exo - Sklamak:PP903217279811139845119561790/03/1168/432/1413714955
exo - 6415702994674238118462625504512360/026/11213/4361/14159119412
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardZ.emzii8888232640214370831373230/02/312/811/3K/KK/K//KDK/KK/KK//K/DKDDDDTTDDDKKKKKKK/DX/K/DKKDK//X
etardZ.vyper8513623276011150034095160/01/119/104/6DKDDDK/K/K/KK/K/KK/K/KKK//KXKDKDDKDDDK/KKDK/KDDDDKTD
etardZ.zeto13313232249038479423112580/012/30/1122/3DK/DKKK/TKKK//KKDKK/KKKK/KKDKKK/XK/TDKKDKDKDKKKDTKKDDKDKDDDD
etardZ.Prydz80104243030113392627192580/00/415/118/5/KKKKDD/XDKK/KKDKK/K/K/D/KK/K/KX/KDTDDDKXDKDD/DKDKK/K/DKDD
etardZ.jetro1311902116101735692640290/00/221/71/1K/KKKK/KK/KK/KK/KK/KXKTDDDK/KDKDDDKDKKD
etardZ.10365012312323085321000149028840/015/1367/4746/18
exo - mnewcko338313391101028233696770/05/20/148/11DDKDDDKDDKKDDDDD//DDDDDDD///DSKKKDD/K/K/DK/K/DKDDDKD
exo - Traktor<419714342007283041191030/02/39/173/6DDDK/DDDDDDDDDDKDKDDKDDDKKK/D/KDDDK/K///DDDKKKDK
exo - crAsh351181234100833424314500/00/412/110/10DDD/DDDDDDDD/DDK/KDD/DDKD/KDK/DKD/D/KKDDKKDKKD
exo - ElANiUS3610212332001325724248540/03/28/101/8/KDDKD/DDKD/DD/KD/DD/DK////DD/DD/DKKKDKDD/KKK
exo - Sklamak:PP761081925200333354623190/03/416/130/5DKDKKDDDKDDDDKDDDDK/KDKKDDKKK/KDKDDDDKDKK/KK
exo - 44508701658104114902210003030/013/1545/6512/40

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardZ.emzii756112162016192918262100/01/010/102/1DKKX/T/DDD/DKKDDKDKDDKKKK/K//K
etardZ.vyper12090121060101783168520/00/212/71/0KDDDDKDKKTKKDKKDKDDDKKK
etardZ.zeto80701215401324351768270/05/12/96/2KDKK/DDDKD/K/KKDDDKKDTKDKKDD
etardZ.Prydz56759161015166319871250/00/07/93/4//KD/XK/KD/DXDDKKKDDKKDDDTKD
etardZ.jetro109871211501120881886810/01/110/92/2DDDKTKKDKDKDDKKKKDD/KXKDXK
etardZ.883835768180515989891524450/07/441/4414/9
exo - mnewcko66438126013152214701400/03/10/75/2DDD/KX/TDDKKDKKDKK/DDK
exo - Traktor<9272131420022127241100/00/112/71/4DKKK//KKKKKKDDDKDDDDDKKDDDK
exo - crAsh1007314143011183215291520/00/012/103/3KKKD/TDKDKDKKDKDDDKKKKDDKKDDD
exo - ElANiUS534381511041402209300/00/08/80/3/K/DDDK/KK/DDKDDKSDDKDKD
exo - Sklamak:PP6658101521022269239500/00/410/70/2KDDSKDKKD/XDK/KDKKDKDDDKDD
exo - 752895370142212915298982920/03/642/399/14
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardZ.emzii6440914201413331911620/01/15/64/1/K/KKK/DDKTDDDDKKKDDK/DD
etardZ.vyper6988913301318152119480/00/010/40/5DT/DKDDKKDDKD/DDKKKD/KK
etardZ.zeto3854718210119062066260/00/04/163/1DDKKSXKDDDDKDDDD/DDDDDKKDK
etardZ.Prydz4767817000220742445540/00/08/140/2DKDKDKX/DDDDKDK/DDKDKDKDDD
etardZ.jetro100112121210042046196200/00/012/70/1KD/KD/DDK/KK/KKKDDDKKKDK
etardZ.643614574812149174105031900/01/139/477/10
exo - mnewcko7077121720072073184100/01/05/96/2/K/DKK/KXKDDKKDDDK/KK/DK//DDKD
exo - Traktor<778117220029269819061340/00/116/103/2K/KKDDDKKDDKT/KKKDDDKK/DKD//KD/D/TK/KKK/D
exo - crAsh83561012000521091573180/00/07/70/0DK/DKKDKDK///KDKKDK/KD
exo - ElANiUS647191450051972236500/00/08/71/2/DDKKKDDK/DK/DKDK/K/KDD
exo - Sklamak:PP12282119300316511489540/00/011/60/1KDKDKKK/KKD/KK/KXDDKD
exo - 8336759741002291050391742060/01/147/3910/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardZ.emzii8023450002580435760/00/13/20/1DDKKX/KDK/
etardZ.vyper1163776300012781106180/01/05/51/1KKDKKKDKKDDDD
etardZ.zeto2826270003636629400/01/01/20/1DDKD/D/K/
etardZ.Prydz1003577401311541044350/00/07/31/1/K/TDKKK/KDKDKD
etardZ.jetro11633761003102277300/00/07/30/0K/DKK/KDKKK/D
etardZ.88154273180111467039871690/02/123/152/4
exo - mnewcko6235582003813799180/01/10/34/1K/K/DKDD/KKDD
exo - Traktor<573247100273079200/00/03/40/0D/KKDDKD/KD
exo - crAsh423437100275386000/00/13/40/0DKDDDK/D/K
exo - ElANiUS282427100272297200/00/02/50/0/DDKDDDK/
exo - Sklamak:PP85286700009691247980/00/06/60/1DDKDKKDDKDDKK
exo - 5515320365009398746701160/01/214/224/2
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardZ.emzii7553912100217171712180/01/26/62/1DDKKK/DD/KDDKKDKDKDKD
etardZ.vyper107861413100529251863280/00/111/53/1DKDK/KKKDK/KKDKK/K/KDKD/DKD
etardZ.zeto78351114100916079762140/07/00/44/1KDDK/KK/D/K/KDK//K/KDK/K/
etardZ.Prydz83411012100614781450720/01/09/40/2KK/K/DKDKK/K/DKDKDKD//
etardZ.jetro18086181010022576171700/02/313/43/1KDKDKKKKKKDKDKKK/KKK/KDKDDKD
etardZ.1053016261500241030377183320/011/639/2312/6
exo - mnewcko764510131013118913062080/06/00/65/5DKDK/KDDKDTDKDDKD/KDKKKX/
exo - Traktor<5748814201114612319310/00/28/81/3KDDKKDDDDDDKKDDKDDKDT/K
exo - crAsh4771817000217592365180/00/36/110/1DDD/KKD/DDKDDDDDKKDDKDKDK
exo - ElANiUS2744311100016882111540/00/33/90/0XDDDDDDKDKDDDDK
exo - Sklamak:PP574581410111621220280/00/38/71/4KKTKDDKDKDXDKDKDDDDDK/DD
exo - 53253376950377718103033190/06/1125/417/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardZ.emzii50071401310000/00/13/97/2DDDDTD/KDTKDDKDDKKDSKKTD
etardZ.vyper50081600120000/01/18/70/6/DKDDTDKKDKKDKXDDKD/DDKDX
etardZ.zeto43071600130000/04/00/84/5KDKDKD/D/DKDDKKKXDD/DDTD
etardZ.Prydz35061700010000/00/06/110/5DDKDDDXK/KDDDDKDKDKDDDX
etardZ.jetro33041200110000/00/03/72/4KDDXDKDDKDDDDT/DK
etardZ.420327501680000/05/220/4213/22
exo - mnewcko1180131100050000/01/00/312/3KDK//KKK/DKK/K/KKKDDKKDD
exo - Traktor<1160141200050000/00/211/43/1KKDKKD//DDK/DDK/KKKDKKKKK/
exo - crAsh63071100020000/00/26/41/3DKDKDD/KDDK/KDDKKD
exo - ElANiUS80081000140000/01/16/32/2K/KK/DKK/TKDKDDDDK/
exo - Sklamak:PP200018900040000/00/017/41/1K/KKKKDKK//KDKDKKKXKDKKKKK/
exo - 11506053001200000/02/540/1819/10

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Player Chats
etardZ.Prydz [Warmup]: gogo
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: *~>Ready up!<~*
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
etardZ.emzii [14:58]: bitches be stylin'
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:44]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[12:18]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[12:18]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[12:17]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[12:17]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[12:17]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[12:17]: FIGHT!
etardZ.jetro [9:03]: accept cb
exo - Traktor< [8:47]: .
[7:19]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:25]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[4:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:29]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
exo - mnewcko [2:28]: :d
exo - ElANiUS [1:46]: >DDDDDDDD
[1:43]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: *~>Ready up!<~*
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: *~>Ready up!<~*
[13:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:12]: etardZ.emziicalled a vote.
[11:10]: Vote FAILED! (Timelimit 12.000000)
[11:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
etardZ.emzii [11:05]: woops
etardZ.emzii [11:00]: my bad
etardZ.emzii [10:56]: had too many drinks
etardZ.emzii [10:53]: to*
exo - Traktor< [10:45]: oh you
[10:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[10:02]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:09]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[9:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
etardZ.jetro [7:20]: fdq sfk
exo - ElANiUS [7:20]: :o)
exo - ElANiUS [7:19]: :o)
exo - ElANiUS [7:19]: :o)
[6:38]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:21 (original: 15:00)
etardZ.vyper [Warmup]: so it's useless to vote :)
etardZ.emzii [Warmup]: thats means you have to shut that little piehole of yours and rup
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: *~>Ready up!<~*
exo - Traktor< [Countdown]: you... you... double nigger
etardZ.emzii [Countdown]: tripple double nigger
exo - Traktor< [11:58]: candle sniffing fuck fence go climb a wall of dicks
exo - ElANiUS [11:29]: :D
[11:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
etardZ.Prydz [10:31]: :D
[10:29]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[10:06]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
etardZ.emzii [8:53]: owned like a little harmless puppy
etardZ.emzii [7:57]: piece of shit
[7:15]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[3:13]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:46
etardZ.emzii [Intermission]: bitches be stylin'
exo - Sklamak:PP [Intermission]: RUP
exo - Traktor< [Warmup]: enjoy ur hand faggot
etardZ.emzii [Warmup]: bitches be stylin'
etardZ.jetro [Warmup]: wa vervoert gij zoal
etardZ.jetro [Warmup]: traktor
exo - Traktor< [Warmup]: soi soi soi
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
etardZ.vyper [Countdown]: you do know a traktor is a farm vehicle right?
exo - Traktor< [Countdown]: no way
exo - Traktor< [Countdown]: u be kidding
etardZ.jetro [8:37]: :D
[8:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:58]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:52]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
exo - crAsh [7:37]: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
exo - crAsh [7:37]: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
exo - crAsh [7:37]: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
exo - crAsh [7:37]: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
[7:26]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[7:16]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[7:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:35]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:27]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[5:02]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:00]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
exo - Sklamak:PP [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:46 (original: 8:46)
exo - mnewcko [Intermission]: gg
exo - crAsh [Intermission]: co vy kurvy
exo - Sklamak:PP [Intermission]: :D
exo - crAsh [Intermission]: belgicke
exo - Traktor< [Intermission]: mam was curaki
exo - Traktor< [Intermission]: mam was curaki
exo - Traktor< [Intermission]: mam was curaki
exo - Traktor< [Intermission]: mam was curaki
exo - crAsh [Intermission]: haha :D
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: *~>Ready up!<~*
[9:14]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[8:52]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:36]: exo - Traktor<called a vote.
[7:34]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to bremen_b3)
[6:44]: The Service Door has been breached!
etardZ.jetro [3:44]: :D
etardZ.jetro [3:43]: :D
etardZ.jetro [3:43]: :D
etardZ.jetro [3:43]: :D
etardZ.jetro [3:43]: :D
etardZ.jetro [3:43]: :D
[2:35]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:24
[6:32]: The Main Door has been breached!
etardZ.Prydz [4:43]: :D
exo - mnewcko [4:33]: :D
[4:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:54]: The Service Door has been breached!
exo - ElANiUS [0:34]: :-)
exo - mnewcko [0:32]: gg :D
[0:25]: etardZ.zeto disconnected
exo - Sklamak:PP [0:22]: gg
exo - Traktor< [0:20]: gg
[0:19]: etardZ.emzii disconnected
[0:18]: etardZ.vyper disconnected
exo - Traktor< [0:18]: accept on cb
exo - Sklamak:PP [0:16]: low
exo - mnewcko [0:16]: :DDD
[0:11]: etardZ.Prydz disconnected
[0:10]: etardZ.jetro disconnected
exo - mnewcko [Warmup]: :DDD
exo - Sklamak:PP [Warmup]: léow
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: wp :P
exo - Sklamak:PP [Warmup]: :D
exo - mnewcko [Warmup]: to low
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: chci poslat nejmocnejsi shoutout nejlepsimu riflari sveta....ano je to mnew protoze bez nej by et bylo jen prumernou hrou PS:tuto zpravu vytvoril sam mocipan mnew za ucelem dusevni samohany
exo - Sklamak:PP [Warmup]: xD
exo - Sklamak:PP [Warmup]: gl hf

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