Exorcists vs internet retards (3526 views)
mnewcko
crAsh
ElANiUS
TRAKTOR
sklamak
crAsh
ElANiUS
TRAKTOR
sklamak
vyper
jetro
zeto
Prydz
jenson
chry
jetro
zeto
Prydz
jenson
chry
keep the ladders alive
22.11.10 21:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | etardZ.jetro | 74 kills |
Killing Spree | etardZ.emzii | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | etardZ.jetro | 110% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | etardZ.vyper | 19 gibs |
...and stay dead! | etardZ.vyper | 26% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | exo - Sklamak:PP | 68 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | exo - mnewcko | 40 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | etardZ.emzii | 134 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | exo - ElANiUS | 255 damage per frag |
What objective? | etardZ.jetro | 508 XP |
Red Shirt | exo - Traktor< | 103 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | exo - mnewcko | 19 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | exo - Sklamak:PP | 141 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | etardZ.emzii | 7 team kills |
Gingerbread man | exo - mnewcko | 31 /kills |
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etardZ.Prydz [Warmup]: | gogo |
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: | *~>Ready up!<~* |
[Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
etardZ.emzii [14:58]: | bitches be stylin' |
[14:42]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[12:47]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[12:44]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[12:18]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[12:18]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[12:17]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[12:17]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[12:17]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[12:17]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[12:17]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[12:17]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[12:17]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[12:17]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[12:17]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[12:17]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[12:17]: | FIGHT! |
etardZ.jetro [9:03]: | accept cb |
exo - Traktor< [8:47]: | . |
[7:19]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:43]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:25]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[5:17]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[4:29]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[4:25]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:03]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:33]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[2:29]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
exo - mnewcko [2:28]: | :d |
exo - ElANiUS [1:46]: | >DDDDDDDD |
[1:43]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 15:00 |
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: | *~>Ready up!<~* |
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: | *~>Ready up!<~* |
[13:45]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[13:24]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:12]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[12:30]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[11:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[11:12]: | etardZ.emziicalled a vote. |
[11:10]: | Vote FAILED! (Timelimit 12.000000) |
[11:07]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
etardZ.emzii [11:05]: | woops |
etardZ.emzii [11:00]: | my bad |
etardZ.emzii [10:56]: | had too many drinks |
etardZ.emzii [10:53]: | to* |
exo - Traktor< [10:45]: | oh you |
[10:29]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[10:02]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[9:43]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[9:09]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[9:03]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[9:03]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[8:49]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
etardZ.jetro [7:20]: | fdq sfk |
exo - ElANiUS [7:20]: | :o) |
exo - ElANiUS [7:19]: | :o) |
exo - ElANiUS [7:19]: | :o) |
[6:38]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:21 (original: 15:00) |
etardZ.vyper [Warmup]: | so it's useless to vote :) |
etardZ.emzii [Warmup]: | thats means you have to shut that little piehole of yours and rup |
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: | *~>Ready up!<~* |
exo - Traktor< [Countdown]: | you... you... double nigger |
etardZ.emzii [Countdown]: | tripple double nigger |
exo - Traktor< [11:58]: | candle sniffing fuck fence go climb a wall of dicks |
exo - ElANiUS [11:29]: | :D |
[11:20]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:59]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
etardZ.Prydz [10:31]: | :D |
[10:29]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[10:06]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[9:09]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:05]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
etardZ.emzii [8:53]: | owned like a little harmless puppy |
etardZ.emzii [7:57]: | piece of shit |
[7:15]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
[3:13]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:46 |
etardZ.emzii [Intermission]: | bitches be stylin' |
exo - Sklamak:PP [Intermission]: | RUP |
exo - Traktor< [Warmup]: | enjoy ur hand faggot |
etardZ.emzii [Warmup]: | bitches be stylin' |
etardZ.jetro [Warmup]: | wa vervoert gij zoal |
etardZ.jetro [Warmup]: | traktor |
exo - Traktor< [Warmup]: | soi soi soi |
[Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
etardZ.vyper [Countdown]: | you do know a traktor is a farm vehicle right? |
exo - Traktor< [Countdown]: | no way |
exo - Traktor< [Countdown]: | u be kidding |
etardZ.jetro [8:37]: | :D |
[8:24]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:11]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[7:58]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[7:57]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[7:52]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
exo - crAsh [7:37]: | :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
exo - crAsh [7:37]: | :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
exo - crAsh [7:37]: | :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
exo - crAsh [7:37]: | :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
[7:26]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[7:16]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[7:02]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:49]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:35]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[5:27]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
[5:02]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:00]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
exo - Sklamak:PP [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:46 (original: 8:46) |
exo - mnewcko [Intermission]: | gg |
exo - crAsh [Intermission]: | co vy kurvy |
exo - Sklamak:PP [Intermission]: | :D |
exo - crAsh [Intermission]: | belgicke |
exo - Traktor< [Intermission]: | mam was curaki |
exo - Traktor< [Intermission]: | mam was curaki |
exo - Traktor< [Intermission]: | mam was curaki |
exo - Traktor< [Intermission]: | mam was curaki |
exo - crAsh [Intermission]: | haha :D |
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: | *~>Ready up!<~* |
[9:14]: | Storage Wall destroyed! |
[8:52]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
[8:40]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:36]: | exo - Traktor<called a vote. |
[7:34]: | Vote FAILED! (Change map to bremen_b3) |
[6:44]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
etardZ.jetro [3:44]: | :D |
etardZ.jetro [3:43]: | :D |
etardZ.jetro [3:43]: | :D |
etardZ.jetro [3:43]: | :D |
etardZ.jetro [3:43]: | :D |
etardZ.jetro [3:43]: | :D |
[2:35]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:24 |
[6:32]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
etardZ.Prydz [4:43]: | :D |
exo - mnewcko [4:33]: | :D |
[4:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:54]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
exo - ElANiUS [0:34]: | :-) |
exo - mnewcko [0:32]: | gg :D |
[0:25]: | etardZ.zeto disconnected |
exo - Sklamak:PP [0:22]: | gg |
exo - Traktor< [0:20]: | gg |
[0:19]: | etardZ.emzii disconnected |
[0:18]: | etardZ.vyper disconnected |
exo - Traktor< [0:18]: | accept on cb |
exo - Sklamak:PP [0:16]: | low |
exo - mnewcko [0:16]: | :DDD |
[0:11]: | etardZ.Prydz disconnected |
[0:10]: | etardZ.jetro disconnected |
exo - mnewcko [Warmup]: | :DDD |
exo - Sklamak:PP [Warmup]: | léow |
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: | wp :P |
exo - Sklamak:PP [Warmup]: | :D |
exo - mnewcko [Warmup]: | to low |
exo - ElANiUS [Warmup]: | chci poslat nejmocnejsi shoutout nejlepsimu riflari sveta....ano je to mnew protoze bez nej by et bylo jen prumernou hrou PS:tuto zpravu vytvoril sam mocipan mnew za ucelem dusevni samohany |
exo - Sklamak:PP [Warmup]: | xD |
exo - Sklamak:PP [Warmup]: | gl hf |
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