internet retards vs Pistols (3222 views)

be zeto
be jetro
be Prydz
be PlAyer
be emzii
ru GtaKiller
ru k2
ru rizzin
ru slaw
ru alKz
lv fuzz
23.11.10 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth etardZ.jetro 76 kills
Killing Spree etardZ.emzii 7 frags without being killed
Accountant etardZ.jetro 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! etardZ.jetro 24 gibs
...and stay dead! etardZ.Prydz 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning etardZ. PLAYER 62 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! pistols|gere 30 SPAM kills
Fragstealer etardZ.jetro 167 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! pistols|slaw 328 damage per frag
What objective? etardZ.jetro 452 XP
Red Shirt pistols|gere 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? etardZ. PLAYER 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore pistols|k2 166 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pistols|gere 6 team kills
Gingerbread man etardZ.zeto 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
pistols|k2502883774805117014109662410/07/634/491/1319014848
pistols|gere77324628019162010631102533910/012/824/4630/717112758
pistols|slaw4323024566047623782984570/02/126/497/1326014826
pistols|fuzz77437577318151510995104536100/04/948/359/1319314157
pistols|crosby8758291457780212821586912190/00/840/457/1218311337
pistols|6215702253605922265430924866119180/025/8172/4554/1219913547
etardZ.jetro11545276662402241264190134140/05/360/3111/1016613745
etardZ.emzii9540859621403171034091543590/04/251/327/1317514875
etardZ.zeto783305467132426764173145750/017/513/2827/814210648
etardZ. PLAYER99422747424121712981102343650/05/662/448/9175136512
etardZ.Prydz573513968140418825790555870/00/835/344/1321213359
etardZ.89196330233789315102518604477023000/031/8221/3457/1317413258
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pistols|k2502436100168089900/00/03/50/1KX/DKDDKDD
pistols|gere1504212830011660895100/02/20/410/1KKKDKKKDK/KKKDKDKDDD
pistols|slaw573847101011279251410/01/02/62/1KKDTKDDDDKDD
pistols|fuzz275751145002166973300/02/09/20/0KK/KKKKK/KDKKKD
pistols|crosby87503651010041684133000/00/04/51/0K/DKK/DK/DD/DKD
pistols|116215353511018682047821510/05/218/2213/3
etardZ.jetro77647920021143143500/02/14/31/3DDDDDKDDKKK/K/KK
etardZ.emzii66436940041082133200/00/06/40/1/K/D/K/DDKDKKKD
etardZ.zeto301831010147181204680/00/12/42/1//T/KDD/KDDKDD
etardZ. PLAYER1006577400112081345580/00/36/20/1K/DKDKKDDDDKKK
etardZ.Prydz33424123001631150400/00/04/50/7DDXDDDDD/KDDKDKDK
etardZ.612322747140112478268201260/02/522/183/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pistols|k21181910015451226360/00/01/80/0/DDKDDDDDD
pistols|gere8743782003121882900/03/10/44/0K/KDKKKDDKDK/D/
pistols|slaw372238101064813131270/00/03/61/3DTDDDKDXDDKKD
pistols|fuzz125605421209829022650/00/02/35/1XKDTKDKDKKTS
pistols|crosby87854467100212301109180/00/05/41/2K/DXKDDDKKK/KD
pistols|6917722367136462353794460/03/111/2511/6
etardZ.jetro12047652001122995200/00/16/10/2KK/KDDKKDKD
etardZ.emzii1003744000160668800/00/04/10/2KDDK/DKK
etardZ.zeto37283821128898991180/00/01/33/2SKDD/KT/KDDD
etardZ. PLAYER2004712640011526109800/01/111/20/3DKDDKKK/KKKKXDKKDKK
etardZ.Prydz5736472002112998600/00/13/41/0K/DK/DDKDKD
etardZ.103195293010117537946231180/01/325/114/9
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pistols|k23265928200418003778140/02/57/170/3KDKD/KDDDKDD/KDKDDDD/DDDKDDDXKDKDDD/DD
pistols|gere486012253035198030842590/02/25/148/3/KTDKDKK/K/DDKKDT/DDDD/DDKKDDKDTKDDDDKDD
pistols|slaw1623160003782122300/01/17/120/2XDK/KDKDXK/KDDKXKD/DDKDDDD
pistols|fuzz3694925301319833271460/00/510/120/5DDDD/DDKDDDKD/DKD/DKKTDKDDDDDKKDDKD
pistols|crosby875074112220011547337100/00/311/120/4DK/KDKKKDDDKDDDDDDKDDKDDKKDDDDKDD
pistols|36316421061004168092147273190/05/1640/678/17
etardZ.jetro12211322185001142661448180/02/015/63/1KDDKD/K//KKKDKK//KK/KK/K/KKKKDK/KD/KK/KD
etardZ.emzii10010417172025294521202180/02/215/82/2KDDDKDDKKKDKDD/DKKKK/KK/DKDDK/TKK/KT
etardZ.zeto17313126152017278615701540/011/28/78/1KKK/KK/KKKDKKKKDKD/KKKDKKK/DKD/TKDK/KXD/KKKX
etardZ. PLAYER14213227196006452820671720/02/022/123/3DKKDKK/DKD/KKDDKDKDDDKK/KKXKK/KXDKKKDK/KKKKK/KKD
etardZ.Prydz41677172018198420941240/00/27/70/0K//DKDDKDDTKDDK/K/D/DK///
etardZ.11654799861704371650992996860/017/667/4016/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pistols|k216010485203113261534690/03/18/40/0KDKTKKKXK/TTKKDDD
pistols|gere11676141251142285176970/03/07/74/1/DKKKKKTSDKKK//DDKDKDD/KKKKD
pistols|slaw6058610100314601069180/00/05/61/2KXKDDD/DK/DKKD/KD
pistols|fuzz9267121330172471182420/00/013/50/1TKDK/K//KKKK/KD/KD/K/KDKDD
pistols|crosby8760726101003151311321620/00/26/60/2K//XDDKDD/XKKXKDDKD
pistols|983774650121518905573282580/06/339/285/6
etardZ.jetro69789132014132816512710/00/06/84/3DKKX/KDDTKDXD/DK/DKKK/KDD
etardZ.emzii426361420061372166200/00/06/70/2KD//DKD//D/KKDKXDDKD/
etardZ.zeto335639111467412921570/00/02/32/1/K/DDSKDD//TK
etardZ. PLAYER425881910052441239300/00/06/132/0DDK/DDK/KDD/DDD//DDDDKKKKDK
etardZ.Prydz4662613102215132057760/00/38/80/1DTD/DDXDTKKDD/DKDKKDKD
etardZ.46317326871421732890555040/00/328/398/7
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pistols|k23129516101111882159760/00/06/90/6DKDKDDDKDDDDDK/KDTDDDD
pistols|gere78661114200514571873580/01/28/62/2KK/DDK/DKDK/DKK/K/XKDKDKDD
pistols|slaw414551210011285164600/00/05/90/4DDKKDDDDK/DDDDXKXDK
pistols|fuzz736811151013203120171650/01/38/52/4KDKDKDT/DDKDK/KK/KDDKDDKDKD
pistols|crosby8773651115302222411749390/00/18/105/2KKK/KDDXDDDDKKDDKD/KTKDTDKDKD
pistols|59273437280412820294443380/02/635/399/18
etardZ.jetro1167114127013229619801070/00/112/73/1D/KDKKDKKK/DDKKDKKK/KKDTKDD
etardZ.emzii166102159601123741725290/02/09/65/2DDKDTKDKKKKKKKDKK/DDDKKKK
etardZ.zeto11644141260031788121400/04/00/89/0/K/KKKKD/DDKKDKDKDKDDKKDKK
etardZ. PLAYER8160911210113311822180/01/18/70/2DDDKKKK/KDKDDKDSKDKDD
etardZ.Prydz8071810300316551461360/00/18/50/3/DKXDDKKDK/DDK/KXDKK
etardZ.1123486054241211944482021900/07/337/3317/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pistols|k2110581110101314751370460/02/09/61/3DDXDKDK/K/K/KKDKDKKKKTXD
pistols|gere4637613402220311803570/01/14/112/0/KKDKDKDDDTTDDK/DDKKXDD
pistols|slaw3844513202093521221710/00/04/103/1DDTDKDKDXKDDDDKDDDTKD
pistols|fuzz75739124000185917061320/01/16/82/2DDKDDDKDKKKDDDKDKDKDK
pistols|crosby8746061300000000/00/26/80/2KDDKDDKDXDKKKDDDDDD
pistols|63212376111055630070014060/04/429/438/8
etardZ.jetro20079189600323791547180/01/017/60/0K/KK/KKK/DKDKDKKDKKDKKKKDKK
etardZ.emzii122591190000196116271120/00/011/60/4KDKKDDKDKKDKDKKDKDDKX
etardZ.zeto385351310067861135780/02/20/33/3KK/KD/K///KD/DDDDXD
etardZ. PLAYER916011127023194715091170/01/19/83/0KD/KK/TKDD/DKDDDKDKDKTKKK
etardZ.Prydz11173109301213459533510/00/15/53/2KDDX/KDK/DKDKKKKKDKTD
etardZ.1123245552170314841867716760/04/442/289/9

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Player Chats
etardZ.zeto [Warmup]: rup
etardZ.Prydz [Warmup]: ..
[9:15]: Storage Wall destroyed!
etardZ.Prydz [9:00]: :D
[8:39]: The Main Door has been breached!
pistols|crosby87 [8:15]: :O)
[7:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:32]: The Service Door has been breached!
[4:42]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:17
etardZ. PLAYER [Intermission]: é
etardZ. PLAYER [Warmup]: hf go
pistols|k2 [Warmup]: F2
etardZ.zeto [Warmup]: rup
pistols|gere [Warmup]: 6?
pistols|gere [Warmup]: prydz, go ettv pls
etardZ. PLAYER [Countdown]: our spec
etardZ.zeto [5:03]: u moeder
[4:32]: The Main Door has been breached!
[4:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:20]: The Service Door has been breached!
[0:41]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:35 (original: 5:17)
etardZ.jetro [11:45]: :D
[11:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:26]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:31]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
pistols|crosby87 [8:52]: dyrak
[5:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:52]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[3:52]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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etardZ.jetro [3:51]: en goan
pistols|gere [3:52]: phone
[3:52]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[3:52]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[3:51]: pistols|slaw Server command overflow
[3:52]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
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etardZ.zeto [3:51]: chry is gonna join impact gaming instead of hayaa btw
[3:52]: FIGHT!
[3:52]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
etardZ.Prydz [3:51]: viewer peak 11, big news
etardZ.Prydz [3:52]: :D
[3:52]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
pistols|crosby87 [3:52]: vittu
[3:51]: pistols|slaw connected
[3:52]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[3:52]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[3:51]: Axis team locked from spectators by etardZ.Prydz
etardZ.Prydz [3:51]: i see what u did there
etardZ.Prydz [3:51]: sherlock
[3:52]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[3:52]: Allies team locked by pistols|gere
etardZ.jetro [3:51]: EN GOAN
[3:51]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:51]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:51]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:51]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[3:51]: FIGHT!
[3:35]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
prydzfanboy [3:11]: 10
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
etardZ.zeto [Intermission]: prydz doin' work
etardZ.jetro [11:49]: :D
[11:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:35]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:41]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:30]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[8:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:48]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[2:58]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:01 (original: 12:00)
[12:45]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:42]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:23]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:01]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[10:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:54]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
etardZ.jetro [8:03]: :D
[7:55]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:05
etardZ. PLAYER [Warmup]: rup
etardZ. PLAYER [Warmup]: gogo rup
etardZ.Prydz [Warmup]: gogo slaw
[6:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:26]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:16]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:07]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:44]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:07]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:54]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
etardZ.zeto [1:15]: gg
[0:54]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[0:45]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
etardZ.Prydz [0:05]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:05)
[Intermission]: pistols|k2 disconnected
[Intermission]: pistols|crosby87 disconnected
etardZ.Prydz [Intermission]: gg

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.