internet retards vs Pistols (3222 views)
23.11.10 21:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | etardZ.jetro | 76 kills |
Killing Spree | etardZ.emzii | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | etardZ.jetro | 115% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | etardZ.jetro | 24 gibs |
...and stay dead! | etardZ.Prydz | 36% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | etardZ. PLAYER | 62 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | pistols|gere | 30 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | etardZ.jetro | 167 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | pistols|slaw | 328 damage per frag |
What objective? | etardZ.jetro | 452 XP |
Red Shirt | pistols|gere | 80 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | etardZ. PLAYER | 12 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | pistols|k2 | 166 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | pistols|gere | 6 team kills |
Gingerbread man | etardZ.zeto | 26 /kills |
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etardZ.zeto [Warmup]: | rup |
etardZ.Prydz [Warmup]: | .. |
[9:15]: | Storage Wall destroyed! |
etardZ.Prydz [9:00]: | :D |
[8:39]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
pistols|crosby87 [8:15]: | :O) |
[7:38]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:32]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
[4:42]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:17 |
etardZ. PLAYER [Intermission]: | é |
etardZ. PLAYER [Warmup]: | hf go |
pistols|k2 [Warmup]: | F2 |
etardZ.zeto [Warmup]: | rup |
pistols|gere [Warmup]: | 6? |
pistols|gere [Warmup]: | prydz, go ettv pls |
etardZ. PLAYER [Countdown]: | our spec |
etardZ.zeto [5:03]: | u moeder |
[4:32]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
[4:01]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:20]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
[0:41]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 4:35 (original: 5:17) |
etardZ.jetro [11:45]: | :D |
[11:38]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:26]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[10:13]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[9:31]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
pistols|crosby87 [8:52]: | dyrak |
[5:28]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:25]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:52]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
etardZ.jetro [3:51]: | en goan |
pistols|gere [3:52]: | phone |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
[3:51]: | pistols|slaw Server command overflow |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
etardZ.zeto [3:51]: | chry is gonna join impact gaming instead of hayaa btw |
[3:52]: | FIGHT! |
[3:52]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
etardZ.Prydz [3:51]: | viewer peak 11, big news |
etardZ.Prydz [3:52]: | :D |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
pistols|crosby87 [3:52]: | vittu |
[3:51]: | pistols|slaw connected |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[3:51]: | Axis team locked from spectators by etardZ.Prydz |
etardZ.Prydz [3:51]: | i see what u did there |
etardZ.Prydz [3:51]: | sherlock |
[3:52]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[3:52]: | Allies team locked by pistols|gere |
etardZ.jetro [3:51]: | EN GOAN |
[3:51]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[3:51]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[3:51]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[3:51]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[3:51]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[3:51]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[3:51]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[3:51]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[3:51]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[3:51]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[3:51]: | FIGHT! |
[3:35]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
prydzfanboy [3:11]: | 10 |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
etardZ.zeto [Intermission]: | prydz doin' work |
etardZ.jetro [11:49]: | :D |
[11:38]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:35]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:41]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[9:30]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[8:12]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:08]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:48]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
[2:58]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:01 (original: 12:00) |
[12:45]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[12:42]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[12:25]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:27]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[11:23]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[11:01]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[10:24]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:54]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
etardZ.jetro [8:03]: | :D |
[7:55]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:05 |
etardZ. PLAYER [Warmup]: | rup |
etardZ. PLAYER [Warmup]: | gogo rup |
etardZ.Prydz [Warmup]: | gogo slaw |
[6:29]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[6:26]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[6:16]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[6:07]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[6:02]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[5:55]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:27]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[4:44]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[4:07]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[4:00]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[3:33]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[3:23]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[2:54]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[2:21]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[2:17]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[2:13]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
etardZ.zeto [1:15]: | gg |
[0:54]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[0:45]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
etardZ.Prydz [0:05]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:05) |
[Intermission]: | pistols|k2 disconnected |
[Intermission]: | pistols|crosby87 disconnected |
etardZ.Prydz [Intermission]: | gg |
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