Left Hand Solution vs internet retards (3014 views)

fi Petrell
fi Eaves
fi Karalahti
be zeto
be jetro
be plAyer
24.11.10 19:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth LHS HOFFA (PETRELL) 42 kills
Killing Spree PlAyerrrrrrrrrrr 5 frags without being killed
Accountant LHS HOFFA (PETRELL) 88% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO 13 gibs
...and stay dead! jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning LHS HOFFA (PETRELL) 40 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LHS NIKO 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer LHS NIKO 207 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! PlAyerrrrrrrrrrr 228 damage per frag
What objective? PlAyerrrrrrrrrrr 272 XP
Red Shirt LHS NIKO 50 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? LHS HOFFA (PETRELL) 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO 191 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut LHS HOFFA (PETRELL) 3 team kills
Gingerbread man LHS HOFFA (PETRELL) 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
LHS NIKO62237325082112640461501560/00/129/304/720011844
LHS HOFFA (PETRELL)882594248100318823178663240/02/240/253/519616447
LHS JACKER68221304490114676358941700/01/129/291/122513437
LHS 7271710414227254421398199106500/03/198/298/120713946
jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO7223933451310964846756740/00/229/314/419614726
PlAyerrrrrrrrrrr84272364311011077757453760/02/132/313/221617354
ZeTOoOoOooOoOOooOooOOoo5722827457211056517189290/02/022/354/020915335
OoOo717399613331322919910213981790/04/083/3511/020715835
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LHS NIKO50924000043753000/00/01/31/1KDDKDD
LHS HOFFA (PETRELL)10027332002650527400/01/12/00/0KK//KD
LHS JACKER1002533100167053900/00/03/20/0KDK/KD
LHS 8361810300317571596400/01/16/51/1
jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO1003411000030632000/00/01/10/0KD
PlAyerrrrrrrrrrr502324000054075700/01/11/20/1DDDKDK
ZeTOoOoOooOoOOooOooOOoo1332643110075068000/00/03/31/0KDKSDKKD
OoOo94837811001596175700/01/15/61/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LHS NIKO5037361002658544180/00/03/30/1KKDD/KDD/
LHS HOFFA (PETRELL)71255700008301081180/00/05/50/2DDDDKDDKKDKK
LHS JACKER663746200175389800/00/04/50/0DKKKKD/DDD
LHS 62991219300322412523360/00/012/130/3
jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO14035753001116877700/00/06/41/0KDKDKKDK/KDK
PlAyerrrrrrrrrrr8028451001751809360/00/03/41/0KDDK/KDKD
ZeTOoOoOooOoOOooOooOOoo1252254210060465500/00/04/41/0KDKKDKDKSD
OoOo115851614610225232241360/00/013/123/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LHS NIKO60871423411929902984660/00/014/111/2KKDDDDKD/SKKDTD/D/KDK/KDK//KK/K/KDK/DD
LHS HOFFA (PETRELL)12312026216001242683395360/01/024/91/1KKKK/DDK/KK/KK/KK/KXDKK/KDK/KK/K/KK/DKK/KKDD/DKD
LHS JACKER76861317300930532149360/00/013/70/1DD/K/K/DDK/K/K/DK/D/K/KDKKKDKK
LHS 8629353611311301031185281380/01/051/272/4
jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO6090122050012904351100/00/111/171/2DKDKKXKDDDDDKKD/DDKDDDDKDDDKKDKKD
PlAyerrrrrrrrrrr571201221401334903377170/00/012/181/0DKDKDTKKDDDD/KKDKDKDDDKDDKD/DK/DKD
ZeTOoOoOooOoOOooOooOOoo337061820022134342300/00/04/162/0DK/DDKDDDKDDDKDDDDKDDDK/
OoOo50280305911016852810311170/00/127/514/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LHS NIKO761041317310123192092720/00/111/132/3KDKDDKKKKDDDKXDDKD/DKDDXKKKDDDKS
LHS HOFFA (PETRELL)47878172034248328632300/00/19/112/2DKDKDKKDKDDDTTDDDD///KKKTD/XD
LHS JACKER557310183013228723081340/01/19/151/0K/DDDD/KDKDDX/DDDKDKKDKDTKKDKD
LHS 5926431528148708972634360/01/329/395/5
jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO68801319510721062148740/00/111/92/2K/DK//DDDKDKK/KKDKK/KDD/KDDKDK/DS
PlAyerrrrrrrrrrr1381011813600629942510230/01/016/71/1KDKKKDDKDKK/KKKKK/K//KX/KDDK/KKD
ZeTOoOoOooOoOOooOooOOoo601101220201821632431290/02/011/120/0DKDKKKD/DD/KK/DK/K////TDDKDDKDKKD
OoOo892914352131121726370891260/03/138/283/3

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Player Chats
PlAyerrrrrrrrrrr [Warmup]: rup
LHS HOFFA (PETRELL) [Countdown]: shoutit the VERMU ben amor kaataja
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[7:54]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:01]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:58
[2:04]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:48]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:43]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:02]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:58)
[11:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:18]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:44]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:47]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:13]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[0:44]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:15
[10:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:19]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:13]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:06]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:51]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:31]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:44]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:40]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:56]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[1:48]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
ZeTOoOoOooOoOOooOooOOoo [1:10]: ggs
LHS HOFFA (PETRELL) [1:09]: fail
LHS HOFFA (PETRELL) [1:08]: D
jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO [0:33]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:15)
jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: LHS JACKER disconnected
jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO [Intermission]: accept cb
[Intermission]: jetrOooO0oo0oOoO0oO disconnected
LHS NIKO [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: LHS NIKO disconnected
[Intermission]: LHS HOFFA (PETRELL) disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.