ahsoo vs internet retards (3469 views)

se Daenji
de mAurice
ru genesiz
be zeto
be jetro
be prydz
be vyper
26.11.10 22:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth etardZ.vyper 41 kills
Killing Spree aHsooooo genesiz 4 frags without being killed
Accountant etardZ.jetro 155% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! etardZ.vyper 11 gibs
...and stay dead! etardZ.vyper 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning etardZ.vyper 14 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! etardZ.Prydz 2 SPAM kills
Fragstealer etardZ.jetro 175 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! aHsooooo genesiz 271 damage per frag
What objective? etardZ.jetro 130 XP
Red Shirt ahsoo.mAurice 48 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? etardZ.vyper 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore aHsooooo genesiz 205 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ahsoo.Daenji 1 team kills
Gingerbread man etardZ.jetro 5 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
etardZ.jetro15513034226015581045341430/01/013/50/117120643
etardZ.Prydz731102940400354545533660/00/013/142/118813823
etardZ.vyper1039541391110379486745360/01/014/151/119416948
etardZ.10233510410121111119212168122450/02/040/153/118417135
ahsoo.Daenji686228417010593564441410/00/212/140/221215726
ahsoo.mAurice639130487014631569941670/00/013/152/021114633
aHsooooo genesiz501071632400045625774530/00/010/121/128518043
aHsoo61260741211802416812192123610/00/035/123/123616134
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardZ.jetro16426231420023817325800/00/02/10/0KD//K
etardZ.Prydz57241526100029963201480/00/00/31/0DDKD
etardZ.vyper138292921900153413940360/00/04/10/0KK/DKKKK
etardZ.120796761120031215410399840/00/06/51/0
ahsoo.Daenji741020276000409041181290/00/03/30/1DDKKXDKD
ahsoo.mAurice501116323011388244171310/00/01/20/0DT/DD
aHsooooo genesiz3120722000024273619170/00/02/20/0KKDD
aHsoo52414381901110399121542770/00/06/70/1
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardZ.jetro12051651001110777800/01/05/30/1DDK/DKDKKKK
etardZ.Prydz1004977100111911197180/00/07/60/0DKDDDK/KDKKDKK
etardZ.vyper503551000011311157500/00/04/91/0KKDKKDKDDDDDDD/
etardZ.901351822200336093550180/01/016/181/1
ahsoo.Daenji1003966101010741029120/00/17/50/0KTKDKDKKDDDKD
ahsoo.mAurice802981020021137148200/00/08/80/0DKKDKK/KDDKDDDKDK/
aHsooooo genesiz1255754300013391098180/00/04/41/1DXKDDKKKKD
aHsoo1021251920601235503609300/00/119/171/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
etardZ.jetro166535330128864981430/00/06/10/0KK/KDK/KT
etardZ.Prydz100377720021267113500/00/06/51/1KKDK/KD/DKDKDKX
etardZ.vyper87317821011296123000/01/06/50/1DDKDSKKDKDKK/DK
etardZ.11812119187115344928631430/01/018/111/2
ahsoo.Daenji2513280000771129700/00/12/60/1DDDDDDKDKD
ahsoo.mAurice1005166200112961095360/00/04/52/0KKKDK/DKKDDD
aHsooooo genesiz66304610007961057180/00/04/60/0DDKKDKDKDD
aHsoo64941220300128633449540/00/110/172/1

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Player Chats
[11:18]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[11:18]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:20]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:09]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[10:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:39]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:39]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:20 (original: 12:00)
ahsoo.Daenji [Intermission]: blame blame
ahsoo.mAurice [Intermission]: genesiz the uberbrain ..
aHsooooo genesiz [Intermission]: yes
[9:03]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:40]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ahsoo.mAurice [7:54]: ....
[5:33]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:26
ahsoo.mAurice [Intermission]: h3h3h3h3hh3
ahsoo.mAurice [Intermission]: opfers
[3:33]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[2:33]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:11]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[2:06]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
ahsoo.Daenji [0:21]: gg
aHsooooo genesiz [0:01]: husos
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:26)
etardZ.jetro [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: etardZ.vyper disconnected
etardZ.jetro [Intermission]: accept cb
[Intermission]: aHsooooo genesiz disconnected
[Intermission]: etardZ.jetro disconnected
[Intermission]: ahsoo.Daenji disconnected
etardZ.Prydz [Intermission]: wp accept cb
ahsoo.mAurice [Intermission]: nope
etardZ.Prydz [Intermission]: ???
ahsoo.mAurice [Intermission]: we wont

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.