darts-Team vs internet retards (3199 views)

pl hassan
pl Jadol
pl Elviss
be PlAyer
be zeto
be jetro
30.11.10 19:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss 83 kills
Killing Spree DaRtSTeaMJADOL 7 frags without being killed
Accountant D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss 99% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! z3tt #e-tardz 18 gibs
...and stay dead! z3tt #e-tardz 24% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss 69 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! z3tt #e-tardz 18 SPAM kills
Fragstealer jetro #e-tardz 183 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! DaRtSTeaMHASSAN 246 damage per frag
What objective? DaRtSTeaMJADOL 482 XP
Red Shirt z3tt #e-tardz 102 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? PlAyer #e-tardz 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore jetro #e-tardz 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut PlAyer #e-tardz 3 team kills
Gingerbread man z3tt #e-tardz 34 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
DaRtSTeaMJADOL79482739111113313165113574350/08/257/439/1318012378
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss98478838414102114076133951750/04/569/5310/617015857
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN61470621001011231341212847920/03/751/566/1121612748
DaRtSTeaM78143021827535327740653375997020/015/7177/5625/1118913658
jetro #e-tardz64478639812012411718129371740/02/854/618/818613239
PlAyer #e-tardz6042459979132112632141932760/06/452/604/1321414539
z3tt #e-tardz734567410218023413249135232820/07/449/5918/417913358
#e-tardz66135819629739167937599406537320/015/4155/5930/419313749
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DaRtSTeaMJADOL66594600019981102680/00/03/41/1K/KDDDDDKK
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss1003388200212461296360/00/08/60/0KKDKDKKDK/DDD/KK
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN02108000354897400/00/20/20/0//DDD/DD
DaRtSTeaM5511312222006279233721040/00/211/121/1
jetro #e-tardz6026350000859103800/00/03/50/1DDKKDDKXD
PlAyer #e-tardz8322561013788858520/01/05/40/0XKDKK/K//KTDD
z3tt #e-tardz88378930251725896990/01/07/51/0TDKDKDK//TK/KK/X/KKD
#e-tardz778516204038337227921510/02/015/141/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DaRtSTeaMJADOL137461180005154990200/02/09/20/1DKD/KK/KKDK/KK/K/KK
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss1144287300012591372540/00/05/63/1KDDDDKDKDKKDKKK
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN71455711001588141100/00/05/60/0DKSDKDKKDKDD
DaRtSTeaM1071332422410543963685540/02/019/143/2
jetro #e-tardz5440611000115201782180/00/25/81/1KKKD/KXKDDDDDKDDDD
PlAyer #e-tardz604161010129721494960/00/07/70/1DK/TDKKD/KDKDDKDD
z3tt #e-tardz66424600001193112000/00/03/51/1DKDKKDDKDD
#e-tardz6012316271013368543961140/00/215/202/3
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DaRtSTeaMJADOL1333943100160335700/01/03/20/0KDK/KKD
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss50924000146150300/00/02/30/0DK/DKD
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN1003655100386446100/00/02/10/0/D/KKK/DKK
DaRtSTeaM9484111220051928132100/01/07/60/0
jetro #e-tardz751634100135053300/00/13/30/0DKKXDK/D
PlAyer #e-tardz751834001061366020/01/13/20/0DTDKKDKD
z3tt #e-tardz16716000235873500/00/00/20/0/K/DDDD
#e-tardz554171410131321192820/01/26/70/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DaRtSTeaMJADOL5015241001547524360/00/02/30/0DK/KDD
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss751034000155160200/01/01/21/1KKDDDK/
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN332013000167839200/00/11/10/0/DDK
DaRtSTeaM5345611100317761518360/01/14/61/1
jetro #e-tardz2001121000013138300/00/02/10/0KDK
PlAyer #e-tardz402725000285970600/01/11/10/1D//KDKD
z3tt #e-tardz10017441002528687180/00/03/21/0/KDK/KDK
#e-tardz11355810100415181776180/01/16/41/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DaRtSTeaMJADOL119119252131013315623301040/01/021/53/3KK/K/KKK//KKK/K/DK/K/KDKKDK/DKDDSKKK/DK/KK/KK/D
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss121139231930073207305600/01/220/82/2KDK/KKKDKDKDK/K/KKDKDK/DK/KKDKDKDK/KKKDK/D
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN811512227300932912442380/01/217/114/5KK/KK//DDKDKKKK/KKDK/D/DK/DKKKKDKKKK/DDDKD/DDDDDD
DaRtSTeaM107409706791029965478281420/03/458/249/10
jetro #e-tardz611271626400426472861180/00/110/196/2D/DDK/DDDDKKDKDDKDDK/K/DDDKKKDKDDKDKDDKKDK
PlAyer #e-tardz3167929110130063709180/01/17/221/5DDDDDDKDDDDDDDDDKDDKKDKDDDDKKKD/DDSDKDD
z3tt #e-tardz5410013242004217530841290/03/17/173/2DKD/KDDDKDKKDDDDDDDDKDK/DKDKK/D/DDKKK
#e-tardz4929438797109782896541650/04/324/5810/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DaRtSTeaMJADOL8912517194013305825151480/04/110/124/3KDDKKDK/DDDKKKDKKD/KTDDDDDDD/KKKKKKKD
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss1211482319010635342443850/01/118/114/1DKK/KDDDK/KDKKKKKDKKSKKXDKDK//K/KK/KDDKDKKD
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN6594132020023157305700/01/111/151/2D/DDDKKDKK/KDDKDKDKKKDKDDDDDKDDKD
DaRtSTeaM92367535861111974980152330/06/339/389/6
jetro #e-tardz611581626301727883093620/01/315/141/2KDKTDKK/D/DDDDDDKDK/DKK/DKKKD/K/DKDK/DDDKKD
PlAyer #e-tardz811061822400629113383360/01/116/101/6DKKDXDKDK/KKDKDDKDKDDDKD/K/K/K/K/KKKDDDDK
z3tt #e-tardz48112122540072316327300/01/27/154/1KD/KK/KDK/DDDKDDDKDDDKDKDKDK/D//D/KDD
#e-tardz63376467311012080159749980/03/638/396/9
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DaRtSTeaMJADOL2748622200621542503790/00/16/120/3DD/DKDK/DDDDD/KDD//KDKDDD/KD
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss444781830012309299300/00/18/150/1DDDKDDKDDKKDKDDDDDDDKDDK/K
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN427081920032189298100/01/17/120/3KDDKDKKDKDDD/DKDDDKDDDK/DD/
DaRtSTeaM3816522597001066528477790/01/321/390/7
jetro #e-tardz816613164001026191977400/00/013/60/0KKK/KDD//KD/DKK/KK/K/KD/K/K/D
PlAyer #e-tardz1001001212200521882298540/01/010/71/0KKK/DDKKD/KDKK/KDKD/K/DK
z3tt #e-tardz1331002418400936702377360/02/116/86/0DDKKKDKK/KKKDKKKKKDKDK/KK/K/D/KK/DK/K/K/KD
#e-tardz1052664946100024847766521300/03/139/217/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DaRtSTeaMJADOL50314800031100112400/00/03/31/2/K/DKD/KKDDD
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss160508530031509113000/01/17/20/0KKDKK/KK/KX/KD
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN7233811101210971129540/00/08/81/1KDK/DDDKDKKKDT/KKDDD
DaRtSTeaM941142024401837063383540/01/118/132/3
jetro #e-tardz44344900018041270360/01/13/50/2DDKDDDD/DDKKK
PlAyer #e-tardz444349000212951085180/00/03/71/0/DDKKDK/DDDDK
z3tt #e-tardz804181040051284135100/00/06/52/0/K//K/KKDDDKKD/KKD
#e-tardz561181628400833833706540/01/112/173/2

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Player Chats
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss [Countdown]: hf.
[9:26]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:03]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:40]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[8:32]: The Axis have blown the Side Wall!
[7:07]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:42]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:30]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:49]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:10
[4:33]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:43]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[3:03]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[2:36]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:28]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[2:12]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:02]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:10)
[9:15]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[8:28]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:00]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:45]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:14
DaRtSTeaMJADOL [Intermission]: TAJFUN
PlAyer #e-tardz [Warmup]: rup
[2:21]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:05]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:47]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[1:44]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:07]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:07 (original: 3:14)
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss [Intermission]: LOL :d
[11:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:28]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:51]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:12]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:07]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:58]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:53]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:39]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss [0:21]: fm by zeto
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN [0:21]: movie
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss [0:18]: film
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss [0:17]: kurwa
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[10:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:28]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:05]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:46]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:42]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss [6:01]: NIE
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN [6:00]: HAHAH
[5:42]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:38]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:14]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:58]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN [2:48]: WP
[2:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:49]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:08]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[0:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[0:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[0:59]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[0:59]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[0:59]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[0:59]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[0:59]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[0:59]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[0:59]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[0:59]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[0:59]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[0:59]: FIGHT!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss [Intermission]: gg
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN [Intermission]: tails
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Swap Teams )
z3tt #e-tardz [Countdown]: wa een zielige hondjes
[7:57]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:45]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN [2:43]: statas
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN [2:39]: :{
DaRtSTeaMHASSAN [2:38]: :{d
[0:57]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:02
[7:17]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:03]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:44]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:18 (original: 9:02)
[Intermission]: DaRtSTeaMHASSAN disconnected
D^Ia^RRtSTeaMElviss [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: DaRtSTeaMJADOL disconnected
[Intermission]: DaRtSTeaMElviss disconnected

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