thefinest vs internet retards (3725 views)
01.12.10 19:15 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | jetro #e-tardz | 79 kills |
Killing Spree | thefwebe | 9 frags without being killed |
Accountant | jetro #e-tardz | 95% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | jetro #e-tardz | 20 gibs |
...and stay dead! | z3tt #e-tardz | 27% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | jetro #e-tardz | 70 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | theflyomaton | 9 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | jetro #e-tardz | 167 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | vyper #e-tardz | 290 damage per frag |
What objective? | jetro #e-tardz | 545 XP |
Red Shirt | theflyomaton | 106 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | thefdevix | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | thefwebe | 194 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | thefdevix | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | z3tt #e-tardz | 37 /kills |
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thefdevix [Warmup]: | tags if u may |
theflyomaton [Countdown]: | hF |
thefwebe [Countdown]: | tags btw |
theflyomaton [Countdown]: | zeo key player |
[9:58]: | Moorecalled a vote. |
[9:57]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
[9:57]: | Vote passed! |
theflyomaton [Countdown]: | hF |
[7:02]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[6:07]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[6:07]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:11]: | Main blast door opening! |
[4:58]: | Main blast door closing! |
[3:14]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 6:45 |
vyper #e-tardz [Intermission]: | wp |
[5:21]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[4:54]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[4:54]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[1:50]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 4:54 (original: 6:45) |
thefwebe [Warmup]: | i only see 47-51 ping :D |
theflyomaton [Countdown]: | hF |
thefwebe [Countdown]: | gl |
jetro #e-tardz [Countdown]: | never said high pings |
[10:23]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:18]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:40]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[7:39]: | Allies team locked by theflyomaton |
[7:40]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[7:40]: | Allies team locked from spectators by theflyomaton |
[7:40]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[7:40]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[7:40]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[7:40]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[7:40]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[7:40]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[7:40]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[7:40]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[7:40]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[7:40]: | FIGHT! |
[7:28]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:54]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:19]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[5:56]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:08]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:03]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[4:23]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[2:02]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[2:01]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[2:02]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[2:02]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[2:02]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[2:02]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[2:02]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
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[2:02]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[2:02]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[2:02]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[2:02]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[2:02]: | FIGHT! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
[10:35]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:16]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:55]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:22]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[7:55]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:51]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:55]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:37]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:08]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[5:29]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[4:57]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:56]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:43]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
theflyomaton [3:50]: | wP |
theflyomaton [3:46]: | heads |
[3:43]: | theflyomatoncalled a vote. |
[3:39]: | Vote passed! |
[3:39]: | Coin toss comes up HEADS! |
[3:39]: | Coin toss comes up HEADS! |
[3:18]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:41 (original: 12:00) |
thefwebe [Intermission]: | listen to webe = win |
thefwebe [Intermission]: | listen to own brain = lose |
jetro #e-tardz [Intermission]: | :D |
thefwebe [Intermission]: | Gods rules |
thefdevix [Intermission]: | calm down at vent = win :D |
vyper #e-tardz [Warmup]: | interesting decider :) |
thefwebe [Warmup]: | /setspawnpt 6 |
thefwebe [Warmup]: | for low karnaj |
[9:17]: | The Sea Wall Door has been breached! |
[8:31]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[7:49]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[7:25]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[6:58]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[4:46]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[4:03]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[3:14]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[2:47]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[2:46]: | Axis team locked by theflyomaton |
[2:46]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[2:47]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[2:47]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
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[2:47]: | FIGHT! |
[0:36]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[0:12]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
theflyomaton [0:05]: | wP |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
theflyomaton [Countdown]: | hF |
thefwebe [Countdown]: | gl |
[11:01]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[11:01]: | Allies team locked by theflyomaton |
[11:01]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[11:01]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[11:01]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[11:01]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[11:01]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
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[11:01]: | FIGHT! |
[10:04]: | The Sea Wall has been breached! |
[8:41]: | The Sea Wall Door has been breached! |
[8:26]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:10]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[8:02]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[7:12]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[6:46]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[5:51]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[5:38]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[5:26]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[5:25]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[3:56]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
theflyomaton [3:56]: | sup ? |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
thefdevix [3:56]: | 39specs :po |
thefdevix [3:56]: | bored ppl |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
theflyomaton [3:56]: | just wanted to see mystic come back |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
thefwebe [3:56]: | ettv abusers : D |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
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[3:56]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
vyper #e-tardz [3:56]: | not really |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[3:56]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[3:56]: | FIGHT! |
[2:21]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[2:15]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[1:42]: | Allies transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 10:17 (original: 12:00) |
theflyomaton [Intermission]: | wp |
thefwebe [Intermission]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | theflyomaton disconnected |
[Intermission]: | z3tt #e-tardz disconnected |
[Intermission]: | thefdevix disconnected |
[Intermission]: | thefwebe disconnected |
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