thefinest vs internet retards (3696 views)

fi webe
fi devix
fi lyomaton
be jetro
be zeto
be vyper
01.12.10 19:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth jetro #e-tardz 79 kills
Killing Spree thefwebe 9 frags without being killed
Accountant jetro #e-tardz 95% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! jetro #e-tardz 20 gibs
...and stay dead! z3tt #e-tardz 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning jetro #e-tardz 70 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! theflyomaton 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer jetro #e-tardz 167 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! vyper #e-tardz 290 damage per frag
What objective? jetro #e-tardz 545 XP
Red Shirt theflyomaton 106 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? thefdevix 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore thefwebe 194 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut thefdevix 3 team kills
Gingerbread man z3tt #e-tardz 37 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
thefwebe7548660808022313660145961680/04/152/512/222818299
theflyomaton634986710612102315786179435150/01/557/699/723616867
thefdevix5746550886032311028118811550/02/245/536/822113559
thef64144917727426156940474444208380/07/2154/5317/822816278
jetro #e-tardz93545798320232812824113143100/04/370/508/416213357
z3tt #e-tardz73429598116023713811118532870/04/146/455/423414649
vyper #e-tardz615026310315033216512158712390/02/557/595/1026215438
#e-tardz75147620126751289743147390388360/010/5173/5918/1021914448
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
thefwebe17176127100320541764180/02/010/40/0/DKDK/K/DKKKKKKKKKD
theflyomaton63627111001222520531260/00/06/101/1DKDDKKDDK/KKKDDXDDD
thefdevix876178101116191312260/00/08/60/1KDKDDD/KDKDTKKKD
thef10719926263015589851291700/02/024/201/2
jetro #e-tardz645991440051451161000/00/19/80/0KD/D/KKDKD/DDKK/KK/DDDK
z3tt #e-tardz203231520081273200700/00/02/61/1K//D/DK/KDD/D/DD//
vyper #e-tardz6059915500524052281360/00/18/91/0//K/KKKD/DDKDDDKDKDDDKK/
#e-tardz48150214411001851295898360/00/219/232/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
thefwebe443849100114211792360/00/14/70/0/DKDDKDDKDDDK
theflyomaton10065111130042347159400/01/08/62/1KK/DKKKDK/KD/KDDDDK/KK
thefdevix10044440002456576400/00/03/21/0DK/DK/KK
thef811471924400742243962760/01/115/153/1
jetro #e-tardz100756610209961267500/03/05/60/0DDDDKDKKKTKTKD
z3tt #e-tardz047400002295000/00/16/41/0K/KK/DKKDDKDKD
vyper #e-tardz404841000021398152100/00/24/50/3DDK/DDK/DDKXKXDD
#e-tardz471701416102426892788500/03/315/151/3
Player Summary for SUPPLY
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
thefwebe48961327201631044269600/01/011/212/0DKDDKDDDK/D/TKDK/K/DKKKK/KDKDDDDDD/DDKDDD
theflyomaton5313914261005395647841480/00/214/190/2DDD/KKDDDKDKKDDKKXKKDKDK/DDXDK/KDDD//DDKDD
thefdevix1776635101930413643290/00/16/231/2DDDKDDDDDDD//K//DKD//DDKDT/D/KDDDKDD/DDDDD
thef3931133884022010101126962370/01/331/633/4
jetro #e-tardz951102324510123865279700/00/121/112/1K/K/KK/DKKK/KXDKDK/K/SKD/DDDDD/KDKDDKK/K/K/KKKK/K
z3tt #e-tardz100105222260113426835161740/02/021/90/1K/XKDKK/K/TK/DK/KD/DK/KDKDDKDK/K/KKK/KDK/K/K/K
vyper #e-tardz104140232260110456337881130/01/021/112/1/KKTDKDD/KK/K/KDDDDDKKDK/K/KK/KDK/KKK/KKDK/KDK
#e-tardz100355686817123512696101012870/03/163/314/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
thefwebe7169101430082285243500/00/010/50/1DD/KKDKK//K///K/KDDKK/DK
theflyomaton5264917210522522529720/00/17/102/0K/KDDDK/K/KDDK/K/DDKDDSDDK
thefdevix567491610061954195200/01/08/80/2DDDK/DDKK/KKD/D/K/K/KDKDD
thef6020728476101964916916720/01/125/232/3
jetro #e-tardz689911163006219820221130/00/09/112/0K/DKK/KDK//DDD/KDKKDKDKX/DKD
z3tt #e-tardz7587912400320872150180/01/08/90/1KKXK/KDK/DDDD/KDDKKDKD
vyper #e-tardz4195717402826312319540/00/18/71/1DT/DD/D/K/D/DK/K/D/KDTKDKK
#e-tardz612812745110217691664911850/01/125/273/2
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
thefwebe1091291211101231092469540/01/012/80/1/DKKDD/KDDTKKKKDDDKDKKKK
theflyomaton781021519300326213438970/00/112/123/1KDDDDDKDDDKKDXK/K/KXKKKKKDD/KKDDDDKD
thefdevix185126137201117861713420/00/012/32/1KDKKKDDKTD/KKKKKDKKKD
thef12435740376026751676201930/01/136/235/3
jetro #e-tardz7688101310021816213100/01/19/90/1D/KDDKDDKK/DDDKKKDKKDDK
z3tt #e-tardz68951116400534452485300/00/06/101/1KKKK//KKDD/DKDDKDD/DK/KDDKD
vyper #e-tardz50831020000223592900180/00/07/161/2DKDKDKK/DKKDDKDDDDDDDDK/KKDDDD
#e-tardz652663149500976207516480/01/122/352/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
thefwebe757891200031687186700/00/05/60/0KK/DKKDKKDD/DD/DDKDKK
theflyomaton50661122200523853545720/00/110/121/2DK/DDDDKDKDDKD/DDK//DDDKKDK/KDKKD
thefdevix61841118100421722685180/01/18/112/2DD/DDDKKD/DKDDK/KDDKKK/DKDKDK
thef6222831523001262448097900/01/223/293/4
jetro #e-tardz20011420106113249814871470/00/017/54/2K/KKDKKSKKKDK/DTKKKXKK/KDKDKKDKKD
z3tt #e-tardz62631016001624431695650/01/03/72/0DKKDKDDKK/KDKK/TDD/KKD/DD//
vyper #e-tardz52771019000531563062180/01/19/110/3DKDKDKDXKDKDK/KD//DK/DKDDDK/DD
#e-tardz105254404561214809762442300/02/129/236/5

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Player Chats
thefdevix [Warmup]: tags if u may
theflyomaton [Countdown]: hF
thefwebe [Countdown]: tags btw
theflyomaton [Countdown]: zeo key player
[9:58]: Moorecalled a vote.
[9:57]: *** Match Reset! ***
[9:57]: Vote passed!
theflyomaton [Countdown]: hF
[7:02]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:07]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:11]: Main blast door opening!
[4:58]: Main blast door closing!
[3:14]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:45
vyper #e-tardz [Intermission]: wp
[5:21]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:54]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:50]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:54 (original: 6:45)
thefwebe [Warmup]: i only see 47-51 ping :D
theflyomaton [Countdown]: hF
thefwebe [Countdown]: gl
jetro #e-tardz [Countdown]: never said high pings
[10:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:18]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:40]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[7:39]: Allies team locked by theflyomaton
[7:40]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:40]: Allies team locked from spectators by theflyomaton
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[7:40]: FIGHT!
[7:28]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:19]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:23]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:02]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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[2:02]: FIGHT!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[10:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:22]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:37]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:08]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:57]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:56]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:43]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
theflyomaton [3:50]: wP
theflyomaton [3:46]: heads
[3:43]: theflyomatoncalled a vote.
[3:39]: Vote passed!
[3:39]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[3:39]: Coin toss comes up HEADS!
[3:18]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:41 (original: 12:00)
thefwebe [Intermission]: listen to webe = win
thefwebe [Intermission]: listen to own brain = lose
jetro #e-tardz [Intermission]: :D
thefwebe [Intermission]: Gods rules
thefdevix [Intermission]: calm down at vent = win :D
vyper #e-tardz [Warmup]: interesting decider :)
thefwebe [Warmup]: /setspawnpt 6
thefwebe [Warmup]: for low karnaj
[9:17]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:49]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:58]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:46]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:03]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[2:46]: Axis team locked by theflyomaton
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[2:47]: FIGHT!
[0:36]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[0:12]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
theflyomaton [0:05]: wP
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
theflyomaton [Countdown]: hF
thefwebe [Countdown]: gl
[11:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[11:01]: Allies team locked by theflyomaton
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[11:01]: FIGHT!
[10:04]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[8:41]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:10]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:02]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:12]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:46]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:51]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:38]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:26]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:56]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[3:56]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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theflyomaton [3:56]: sup ?
[3:56]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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thefdevix [3:56]: 39specs :po
thefdevix [3:56]: bored ppl
[3:56]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
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theflyomaton [3:56]: just wanted to see mystic come back
[3:56]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
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thefwebe [3:56]: ettv abusers : D
[3:56]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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vyper #e-tardz [3:56]: not really
[3:56]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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[3:56]: FIGHT!
[2:21]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:42]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:17 (original: 12:00)
theflyomaton [Intermission]: wp
thefwebe [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: theflyomaton disconnected
[Intermission]: z3tt #e-tardz disconnected
[Intermission]: thefdevix disconnected
[Intermission]: thefwebe disconnected

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