Left Hand Solution vs internet retards (2895 views)
02.12.10 18:45 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | LHS JACKER KIKKELI | 44 kills |
Killing Spree | mPP.jetro etardz | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | LHS JACKER KIKKELI | 126% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | LHS JACKER KIKKELI | 19 gibs |
...and stay dead! | LHS JACKER KIKKELI | 43% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | LHS JACKER KIKKELI | 41 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | LHS HANNAH MONTANA | 6 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | LHS LUK^DSU | 119 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | mPP.PlAyer etardZ | 311 damage per frag |
What objective? | LHS JACKER KIKKELI | 318 XP |
Red Shirt | LHS LUK^DSU | 57 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | mPP.PlAyer etardZ | 11 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | mPP.PlAyer etardZ | 251 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | mPP.PlAyer etardZ | 1 team kills |
Gingerbread man | LHS HANNAH MONTANA | 16 /kills |
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LHS HANNAH MONTANA [Countdown]: | jokerit 2-1 lahti yv <3 |
[14:05]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[13:14]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:12]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[13:06]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[12:21]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[12:05]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[11:36]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:55]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[10:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:25]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[9:23]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[8:49]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[8:48]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[8:35]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[4:54]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:05 |
[9:11]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:40]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:30]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:13]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:48]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:48]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:05]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:47]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [5:39]: | lol |
LHS JACKER KIKKELI [5:40]: | nice |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [5:40]: | what bullshit is this |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[5:39]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:39]: | FIGHT! |
[5:35]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:36]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[2:05]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:04]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:51]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:05) |
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Warmup]: | rup |
[9:16]: | The Sea Wall Door has been breached! |
[9:09]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[9:00]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[8:05]: | Allies transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 1:54 |
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Intermission]: | jetro winner of the match |
mPP.z3tt etardz [1:06]: | tails |
mPP.jetro etardz [1:03]: | :D |
mPP.z3tt etardz [0:21]: | tails |
[0:19]: | mPP.z3tt etardzcalled a vote. |
[0:16]: | Vote passed! |
[0:16]: | Coin toss comes up HEADS! |
[0:16]: | Coin toss comes up HEADS! |
[0:14]: | The Sea Wall Door has been breached! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:54) |
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Intermission]: | maps |
mPP.jetro etardz [Intermission]: | adler braun ice deliv gold frost |
mPP.jetro etardz [Warmup]: | adler braun ice deliv gold frost |
mPP.jetro etardz [Warmup]: | adler braun ice deliv gold frost |
mPP.jetro etardz [Warmup]: | adler braun ice deliv gold frost |
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Warmup]: | rup |
[11:21]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[11:09]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:05]: | The Axis have blown the Main Entrance! |
[9:13]: | The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:46 |
mPP.jetro etardz [Intermission]: | wp luksu |
mPP.jetro etardz [Intermission]: | :XD |
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Intermission]: | wat nu finse tardos |
LHS LUK^DSU [Intermission]: | :::::::::::::::::::::D |
mPP.jetro etardz [Warmup]: | ei ongelma |
[2:20]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[1:43]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[1:05]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
mPP.z3tt etardz [0:48]: | ggs |
[0:33]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[0:05]: | mPP.z3tt etardz disconnected |
[0:02]: | LHS LUKSU disconnected |
[0:01]: | LHS HANNAH MONTANA disconnected |
mPP.jetro etardz [Intermission]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:46) |
[Intermission]: | mPP.jetro etardz disconnected |
mPP.PlAyer etardZ [Intermission]: | cu |
[Intermission]: | LHS JACKER KIKKELI disconnected |
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You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
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- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
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of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.