Addicted to battle vs internet retards (2951 views)

ee cure
ee doppler
ee Ajit
be jetro
be chry
be player
05.12.10 18:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ir-jetro 79 kills
Killing Spree a2b doppleleleler 9 frags without being killed
Accountant ir-jetro 101% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ir-jetro 18 gibs
...and stay dead! ir-PlAyer 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ir-jetro 75 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ir-PlAyer 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ir-jetro 170 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ir-PlAyer 288 damage per frag
What objective? ir-chry 511 XP
Red Shirt a2b cure 93 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ir-chry 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore a2b doppleleleler 178 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut a2b doppleleleler 2 team kills
Gingerbread man ir-chry 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
a2b ajit (:5642549877111711326132301210/00/444/606/723115055
a2b cure56347529310001911340151621480/02/647/633/521816337
a2b doppleleleler99467727310021713942124611330/05/264/515/319417195
a2b 68123917325327135336608408534020/07/2155/5114/321416166
ir-jetro101478797818021713023125882010/01/275/545/516516155
ir-PlAyer6245950801510201274712684580/02/341/547/525515745
ir-chry9751171731300211508311336360/09/257/463/421215558
ir-86144820023146125840853366082950/012/2173/4615/421115856
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
a2b ajit (:421271126300328603533180/00/110/221/1DDDK/D/KDDKXDDKKDK/DDDKDDDDDKDDDKKDDKD
a2b cure56961425200526373768180/00/114/160/3DKKDDDKD/DD/KK//KKDDKKDDKDDKDDDDKDD/KKD
a2b doppleleleler57831221501328973292370/01/012/180/0DDDK/DKDTKDDDKDK//KKDDKDKDKDDDDKKD
a2b 523063772100111839410593730/01/236/561/4
ir-jetro1431172316401630372703370/01/022/101/0KKKKK/DKK/DKK/KKDKDDKKKDKD/KDKKTK/KKD/KD
ir-PlAyer1001172020500734933030180/00/017/133/1DK/KD/DKD/KD/KKDKDKDDKDKKKK/KKDX//KKKKDDK
ir-chry1001131818200440632661360/01/117/130/0DKK/KKDKKKDDDDKDK/KDK/DK/KKDKDDKKDKD
ir-1143476154110117105938394910/02/156/364/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
a2b ajit (:5870101700072074218400/00/19/81/2K/KK/K/KK/DK/D/DDKDD/DKDDDKX
a2b cure5256917300517142742580/00/07/112/1/DDDKK/DK/DKDDDDK/K/KDKKDD
a2b doppleleleler107791514101332772455780/01/213/92/0DKK/DDKDK/KKDKDKDK/KDKDKDKDKKT
a2b 72205344840115706573811360/01/329/285/3
ir-jetro73691115400416212665180/00/111/100/0DKK/DK/KDKDDKDDKK/KDDKK/DD
ir-PlAyer5010591820042576218200/00/08/131/1/DK/DDKDDDDKK//KKKKDDDDKDDD
ir-chry86103131540063184221800/03/09/61/3/DD/KDKKK//DKD/DKDKDK/KKKKKD
ir-70277334810001473817065180/03/128/292/4
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
a2b ajit (:93901415101120942904490/00/013/102/3DDDDKDDDKKDKKKKKTDDKKDKK/KDKDD
a2b cure8171131640042712276600/00/212/101/0KDDKKDDK//KKDKKDDD/DKDD/KDKKK
a2b doppleleleler27518322820013458260500/01/019/62/1KDKKDKKKKKKKKKXKKKKKDKDDK/KKKDD
a2b 1503444939701682648275490/01/244/265/4
ir-jetro70961420000128182562150/00/014/160/3DKDKDKDKDDDDKDDKDKKDDDDDKD/KKKDDKK
ir-PlAyer64102914110126963169400/01/15/113/1KDKKDKKDDDDDKDKDDS/KKDDD
ir-chry5077102010032761253300/01/06/161/1KDK/KKDDKDDDDDD/DKDDKK/KDKDDDD
ir-612753354210582758264550/02/125/434/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
a2b ajit (:714757100112241407360/00/14/51/0KKDK/DKDDDDK
a2b cure10056101010037921574360/02/18/50/1DD/KDKDKK//KKDKDDKKK
a2b doppleleleler302631000021028113700/00/03/70/1DKD/DD/KDDKDD
a2b 671291827200630444118720/02/215/171/2
ir-jetro884989200216101019780/00/07/61/1KDKDKKD/DKDKK/KDD
ir-PlAyer8041451000108392800/01/13/40/0DKDKKDKDD
ir-chry128629710011425109700/01/17/51/0KKKDDKDDKKDKK/KD
ir-991522121400341183044780/02/217/152/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
a2b ajit (:436871621032308232800/00/16/121/0DKKDDKDD/DK/KDDDKK/SDDDD
a2b cure2056420000228663392180/00/24/160/0DD/KDK/DDDKDDDDDDDDKDDDD
a2b doppleleleler92651314200520952031180/01/011/81/1K/D/KDKDKKKDD/KD//KKDKDDKKK
a2b 5218924504101072697751360/01/321/362/1
ir-jetro10795141360032478265000/00/113/81/1KDKDKKDKDDDKDKKKD/KD/K/KKKD
ir-PlAyer355661750072243260900/00/06/90/1/D/DDK/KKDDKDKDD/DK///D
ir-chry200128201050063030201000/03/017/40/0KKK/DKK/KDKKKKK/KDKK/KK/K/KKKD
ir-11427940401600167751726900/03/136/211/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
a2b ajit (:3323260002766874180/00/02/30/1DKDK/D/D
a2b cure4012250000619920180/00/02/50/0DKDDKDD
a2b doppleleleler11631760003118794100/01/06/30/0KDD/KKK/KK/DK
a2b 63661117000525722735360/01/010/110/1
ir-jetro180529520111459989530/00/08/42/0KK/KKDKDKDKKTKD
ir-PlAyer333826100165676600/00/12/40/1KDD/KDDDX
ir-chry332813000162081700/00/01/20/0D/DK
ir-821181214301327352572530/00/111/102/1

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Player Chats
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[10:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:28]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:47]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:21]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:55]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:12]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[4:24]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:23]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:09]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
a2b doppleleleler [3:13]: gg
[1:08]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:52
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[7:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:42]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[7:42]: FIGHT!
[7:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:45]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:42]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:46]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:11]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[4:09]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:17]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:14]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:01]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:59]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:52 (original: 10:52)
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ir-chry [7:24]: what a shitmap
a2b ajit (: [7:22]: Trolled
ir-chry [7:19]: this map is for retards only
a2b ajit (: [7:17]: hax2max
a2b ajit (: [7:14]: get brain
a2b ajit (: [7:13]: Hail the map
[5:26]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
a2b ajit (: [2:54]: Nice knowing
ir-chry [2:40]: nice picking a map for retards
a2b cure [2:31]: like ur nick
[2:01]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[1:55]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
a2b ajit (: [0:32]: x)(
a2b ajit (: [0:30]: Lolololololol
a2b ajit (: [0:30]: xDDD:D:D:D:DDDDDD
a2b ajit (: [0:18]: :>
a2b ajit (: [0:18]: :>
a2b ajit (: [0:01]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
a2b ajit (: [0:00]: xDDDDDDDDDD
a2b ajit (: [0:00]: x)(
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
ir-jetro [Intermission]: pokkeblij die gast
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a2b doppleleleler [Warmup]: taxx
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[9:14]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[7:53]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[7:35]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[7:35]: FIGHT!
[7:18]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
a2b doppleleleler [6:52]: ...
[6:52]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[6:34]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:34]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:58]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
a2b ajit (: [4:22]: Lolololololol
a2b ajit (: [4:21]: xDDD:D:D:D:DDDDDD
a2b ajit (: [4:21]: Lolololololol
[4:20]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:39 (original: 10:00)
a2b cure [Intermission]: :P
a2b doppleleleler [Intermission]: hehe
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[7:16]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:51]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
a2b ajit (: [2:01]: xDDD:D:D:D:DDDDDD
a2b ajit (: [2:01]: Lolololololol
[1:30]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:29
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[7:30]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:12]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:32]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:57 (original: 8:29)
a2b doppleleleler [Intermission]: keke
a2b doppleleleler [Intermission]: :S
ir-chry [Intermission]: gg boys
[Intermission]: a2b doppleleleler disconnected
ir-chry [Intermission]: where are the smileys?
[Intermission]: a2b cure disconnected
ir-chry [Intermission]: on your retarded map beach
[Intermission]: ir-jetro disconnected
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Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.