turbot vs internet retards (3462 views)

fi vokki
fi OldenSan
fi Swanidius
be jetro
be player
12.12.10 19:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ir-jetro 68 kills
Killing Spree ir-jetro 12 frags without being killed
Accountant ir-jetro 113% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ir-zeto 11 gibs
...and stay dead! ir-zeto 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ir-jetro 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ir-jetro 163 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ir-zeto 304 damage per frag
What objective? ir-jetro 473 XP
Red Shirt ir-zeto 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [turbot] Swanidius 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [turbot] Swanidius 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki6240245719201110582115781120/00/342/533/5235159310
[turbot] Swanidius68299456650078366120911130/02/642/471/7186183410
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN71396557661326915496512200/02/347/379/516612539
[turbot] 67109714521320334428102333204450/04/3131/3713/5196156310
ir-jetro1134736860802161082077703100/02/261/427/3159130129
ir-zeto5432643801102261044199091700/06/126/498/524312437
ir-PlAyer8643957661102191205910423620/05/250/404/721215848
ir-82123816820630066133320281025420/013/2137/4019/720513768
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki8062810300116431668400/00/08/80/1K/KKDDKDDKDKDDKDKD
[turbot] Swanidius5530590000847150400/00/05/70/3KDDDKDDKDKKDDXD
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN54446113112111611551400/00/06/51/3DKDDDKKDDDK/KKDTS/
[turbot] 6313619306113360643271800/00/019/201/7
ir-jetro157911171000145011091170/00/08/93/0KXDDKXKKDDKKDKKDKDKK
ir-zeto11160109401316451212310/00/08/63/0DKKT/K/KKKDKKDDKDD/K
ir-PlAyer835556201012321285240/00/06/60/0TDDKKDKDKDKD
ir-11720626227023432736061720/00/022/216/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki118841311110119861452180/00/112/81/1KDKDKDKDKKDKKDKDSDK/KKDDK
[turbot] Swanidius5043481000976157200/00/04/70/1DDKDDKKDDDKD
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN1227811910021582139600/00/08/63/1/DKKDKKKDD/KDKKDKDKK
[turbot] 972052828310345444420180/00/124/214/3
ir-jetro6360711002311251127950/00/07/72/1DKK/DKDDK/K/DDKTDTKD
ir-zeto756491210031512177600/01/07/81/2KDK/DKDDD/KDKK/KDKXKDD
ir-PlAyer6454914000317831641180/00/07/92/3KKDD/KDDKDKDK//KDDXDKKDD
ir-6717825371029442045441130/01/021/245/6
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki18552110101937168500/00/02/80/2K/DDDDSDDDDKDD
[turbot] Swanidius42243700007551712180/00/03/70/0KKDDDDKDDXD
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN454151110119892035100/00/15/61/0DDDDDDD/DKDKTDKKK
[turbot] 351201029111226815432280/00/110/211/2
ir-jetro2669216610032556897180/00/015/31/0K/DKKKKKKKKKKK/KK/KKDD
ir-zeto114508710131742820350/00/03/42/0KKDK/K/KDKD/TKKD
ir-PlAyer75393440011134964180/01/02/20/2DKKD/KXD
ir-1521812717601754322681710/01/020/93/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki100425520011161123600/00/05/40/0KDDKDKD/KK
[turbot] Swanidius14039751003101980500/00/06/21/0K/KD/KDK/KKK
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN2830270003592114240/00/01/21/1/DK/KD/DD
[turbot] 89111141730072772318340/00/012/82/1
ir-jetro1003322000034859200/00/02/20/0DKKD
ir-zeto2827271002131883500/00/01/50/0K/D/KDDDD
ir-PlAyer75416810011517134500/00/05/51/2KDDKK/DDKDDKDK
ir-68101101720033183277200/00/08/121/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki5374713100417102156540/00/06/81/1K//DKDK/K/DDDDKKKDDD
[turbot] Swanidius13798221610023055323610/02/420/100/0DK/KDK/KKKKDKKKKDKKDKDKDDKDKKDKDDKDDKK
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN1201041815100102738184000/02/115/41/0K/D/K/KK/K/KK/KKK/DKK//KDKK/KKDKD
[turbot] 10327647443001675037232550/04/541/222/1
ir-jetro47881021400520642136400/01/29/140/1DKD/DK/DDDDDD/DKKDKK/KXDDDKD/KDK
ir-zeto2485625200621382825850/03/13/170/1/DK/K//DDDK/DD/DKDDDDKDDDKDDDDD
ir-PlAyer63157121930173030254220/02/210/101/0KD/D/DDDDKDD/KKK////DTDKKKKDKKKD
ir-45330286590118723275031270/06/522/411/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki4785102120033145338100/00/29/171/0DKKD/KX/KKDDDDDKKDDD/DDKDDDKKDDD
[turbot] Swanidius1965421200217143262940/00/24/140/3D/DKDDDDDDDDDDKD/KDDDDKDD
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN56991323001821372083660/00/112/142/0/D/TDKKDK/KDK/K/KDDK/DDKDD/DKDKDD/KKD
[turbot] 41249276540113699687261600/00/525/453/3
ir-jetro1691092213200532771909400/01/020/71/1KDDKKK/KDKKK/KDK/KDKKKKKDKK/KKD/KKD
ir-zeto4040820200920862441190/02/04/92/2/KDDD/DD/K/KKDDKKK/D/D/DKD//
ir-PlAyer14693221510073363264600/02/020/80/0/KK/KDKDKKDKDKK/K/DKKKK/K/DKK/KDKKKDK
ir-11824252485002187266996590/05/044/243/3

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Player Chats
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: 20:00 +zeroE`chry roll them please
ir-zeto [Countdown]: 8)
[turbot] Swanidius [10:45]: xd
[10:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:32]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:16]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:33]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:01]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:28]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[turbot] Swanidius [6:51]: xD?????
[turbot] Swanidius [6:49]: XD??D?D?DD?D:D:D:D
[6:26]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:33
ir-jetro [Intermission]: 18:52 zeroE`chry u hoeremoeder
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN [Intermission]: wp
ir-PlAyer [Intermission]: gg
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN [Warmup]: better team won
[4:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:43]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[turbot] Swanidius [4:24]: :D??????
[4:15]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:04]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:28]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:47]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:08]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:33)
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki [Intermission]: gg...
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: mallisuoritus
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN [Intermission]: f5.swanidius
[9:14]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[8:56]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:37]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:21]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki [7:20]: OMFG
[6:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:28]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:43]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:16
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki [Intermission]: :D
[turbot] Swanidius [4:39]: xDDDDD
[4:31]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[3:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[turbot] Swanidius [1:03]: :D!
[turbot] Swanidius [1:02]: :D!
[turbot] Swanidius [1:02]: :D!
[turbot] Swanidius [1:02]: :D!
[turbot] Swanidius [1:02]: :D!
[turbot] Swanidius [1:02]: :D!
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki [0:05]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:16)
ir-jetro [Warmup]: perkele
[10:57]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[turbot] Swanidius [7:13]: CP NOOB XDDDD
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^Wvokki [7:11]: xd
[6:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:24]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[5:15]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:25]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:01]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:59]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:46]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:28]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:31
[8:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:11]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:59]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:14]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:14]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:14]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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[6:14]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:14]: FIGHT!
[5:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:05]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:47]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:02]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:31)
ir-jetro [Intermission]: gg
ir-PlAyer [Intermission]: gg
ir-zeto [Intermission]: loel
ir-PlAyer [Intermission]: cu
[Intermission]: ir-zeto disconnected
^P[tu^Wrbot^P] ^WOldEnSaN [Intermission]: better team won
[Intermission]: ir-PlAyer disconnected
[Intermission]: [turbot] Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: [turbot] OldEnSaN disconnected
[Intermission]: [turbot] vokki disconnected

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Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.